Minecraft Speedrunner VS Full Diamond Juggernaut/Transcript

An in-progress script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Full Diamond Juggernaut.

Roles
Dream - The speedrunner of the video.

Sapnap - The juggernaut (hunter) of the video.

Cold Open 0:00
[Dream cuts down an oak tree]

Dream: Yeah?

Sapnap: What're you doing?

Dream: Nothing.

[Dream stops to eat bread]

Sapnap: What're you doing?

[Sapnap pops out from behind a tree in full diamond armor and sword, and Dream is heard slamming keys]

Dream: [screams]

Intro 0:05
Dream: This video, I try and speedrun and beat Minecraft while my friend tries to stop me. He is a juggernaut. He gets full diamond armor, and a diamond sword. Can I beat the game before I'm stopped? We're about to find out. Also, only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up enjoying this video, consider subscribing. You can always change your mind. Enjoy the video.

Chapter 1 0:22
[Dream and Sapnap start in a taiga]

Sapnap: Are you ready to die? Dream: You're probably gonna kill me, but… Sapnap: I'm gonna slaughter you. Sapnap: Yeah. You're just gonna die. It's over.

Dream: Okay, well, because I can't freeze you, I need thirty seconds, because…

Sapnap: You want forty? I'll give you forty. Sapnap: Seven. Eight.

Dream: Hmmm, should I…

Sapnap: Nine. [Dream collects spruce wood]

Dream: So-

Sapnap: Eighteen.

Dream: -one advantage that I have is that you don't have tools.

Sapnap: Nineteen.

Dream: That's good.

Sapnap: Twenty. Twenty-one. [Dream runs from his crafting table, having crafted planks, a wooden axe, and a boat]

Sapnap: Twenty-nine. Thirty. Ready or not, here I come.

Dream: [giggles] Come and get me.

[Dream deploys his boat at a river and sails off]

Sapnap: Hold on, I'm gonna take my time. If I'm just methodical about this, you die. Look at this crafting bench. I'm taking this. Sapnap: Dream.

Dream: Yeah?

Sapnap: I know you didn't go in this stupid water. [Dream has arrived at a savannah village]

Dream: I did not go in any water.

Sapnap: Oh wait. You went in the water. You went in the water.

Dream: I didn't go in any water, actually.

Sapnap: Uh-huh. The compass is just pointing towards the water. [Dream ransacks a cartographer house]

Sapnap: I've been waiting to kill you for a long long time. [Dream steals hay bales]

Sapnap: Where are you?

Dream: I am nowhere.

Sapnap: You up this mountain? There's a village right here?! You're so lucky, what the heck! [laughs]

[Dream runs from the village]

Dream: [laughs] Dream: I don't even know what village you're talking about, as a matter of fact. Sapnap: Yeah okay. [Dream starts boating in a river]

Sapnap: Coincidentally you just ran through this village. I know you did. [Dream kills pigs in a birch forest]

Sapnap: Dreeeam. Dreamy-poo. Sapnap: My looove. [Dream boats through a swamp] [Dream boats through a birch forest river]

Sapnap: Oh, are you in a swamp right now?

[Dream changes perspective to look for Sapnap]

Sapnap: Wait, I shouldn't tell you. Then you'll get like a little heads-up. [Dream runs through the birch forest]

Dream: I don't know… [laughs] what I'm gonna do actually.

Sapnap: You see me? Then why are you laughing. You see me.

[Dream kills a sheep]

Dream: I don't s- I don't see you.

Sapnap: You see me. I'm here. I know you're here.

Dream: I don't see you. [Dream has reached a desert]

Sapnap: You can't hide in a sand biome; your little green body's gonna poke out. Real easy.

Dream: [laughs] Please, leave me alone.

[Dream arrives at a lava pool]

Sapnap: See me?

Dream: Please leave me alone.

Sapnap: See me?

Dream: I don't see you, no.

Sapnap: Huh.

[Dream collects sand]

Sapnap: Oh, there's- oh, I know- oh, my god. What the heck, I need to like… stop this, now.

Dream: What, what?

Sapnap: I found something that you would- I- I found something that you would- [gasps]

[Sapnap comes over a hill and sees Dream, and Dream begins placing the sand on the rim of the lava pool]

Sapnap: I see you! Come here! Come here! Dreeeam. What are you doing with this lava pit, you don't need this. You don't need this.

[a husk attacks Dream as Sapnap approaches]

Dream: I do need this.

Sapnap: No. No. No you don't. No you don't. No. Wait.

[Dream tries and fails to hit Sapnap into the lava, and he runs]

Dream: Ooh!

Sapnap: Come here. Come here, how many hearts are you at? How many hearts? How many hearts?

[a skeleton attacks Dream as he runs]

Dream: Please, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone nonononononononono!

Sapnap: Yes, get him skeleton! Get him skeleton! Get him skeleton! Get him! Get him! Get him! NO STUPID CACTUS, come here! Come here. Come here. Come on.

Dream: Please, just leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone. [Dream slows to eat bread]

Sapnap: [laughs] I'm gonna kill you. You're gonna die.

Dream: Ooh!

[Dream runs again]

Sapnap: What a bad time to eat.

Dream: Please, please please please.

Sapnap: Come here. Come here. Come on. Only a few little swipes of this would finish you. Come here. Come here.

Dream: [laughs] Please. Pleeeease. I tried to knock you in it.

Sapnap: Please come here. Dream, come here, please. No, you're so lucky! I need to eat! Ohhhh my god.

[Dream looks back as he eats more bread]

Sapnap: Dream. Okay, don't look back at me. Sapnap: You're lucky. I got like nervous and I fumbled. All in the bag.

[a husk attacks Dream]

Dream: Oh god. Oh no.

Sapnap: -you, you're in water.

[Dream jumps out of the river and runs] Sapnap: If you die to a skeleton, that counts, right?

Dream: Yeah. If I die at all then I'm uh…

Sapnap: Okay. [laughs] Get him, skeletons.

Chapter 2 2:57
[Dream boats across an ocean]

Dream: Uuuuuugh. Why are you the smartest one, why do you make a boat?

Sapnap: I see you, I can see that n- beautiful little… green body. Sticks out in this blue water. Sapnap: [laughs] Where're you gonna go?

[Dream disembarks at a dark forest and tries to pick up his boat]

Sapnap: Get out of the boat, it's not gonna help you. Yeah, break the boat break the boat break the boat break the boat break the boat.

''[Dream collects the boat and runs as Sapnap pulls up]'

Dream: What?! Come on.

Sapnap: Break the boat! Break the boat! Break, break! [pants] Come here, come here, come here, comeherecomeherecomeherecomeherecomeherecomehere.

Dream: Oh my god.

Sapnap: Please come here. Please come here. Please, please! Sapnap: Come on, come on.

[Dream deploys the boat at a river and gets away as Sapnap left his boat behind]

Sapnap: NO!!! No-o-o! No! You're actually joking. [Dream collects wood]

Sapnap: Dream.

Dream: Yeah?

Sapnap: What're you doing?

Dream: Nothing.

[Dream stops to eat bread]

Sapnap: What're you doing?

[Sapnap pops out from behind a tree, and Dream is heard slamming keys]

Dream: [screams]

[Dream dives into the water and swims away]

Sapnap: What're you doing? What're you doing?

Dream: Oh my god please!

Sapnap: What're you doing? What're you doing? What're you doing? What're you doing? What're you doing, come here! Come here. Come here. [giggles]

[Dream deploys his boat and escapes]

Sapnap: COME ON, let me in the boat! What is that, why couldn't I get in it?! Why couldn't I get in the boat with you?

Dream: I don't know.

[Dream reaches shore and collects the boat before running]

Sapnap: Come here. I'm actually running out of food. Okay.

[Dream is attacked by zombies]

Dream: Oh my god!

Sapnap: Get him, get him. Get him guys. Why can't I swim? Oh my god. You're getting so lucky. You know this right?

Dream: No.

Sapnap: [inaudible] [Dream reaches the shore]

Dream: Mmmm.

Sapnap: Dream, I'm- I'm on your tail. I'm on your tail. I see you.

[Dream dives into the ocean, surfaces near a sandbar and places a crafting table] [Dream digs in the sand]

Dream: This is horrible. [Dream continues digging down as chat shows Sapnap getting the advancement "Stone Age"]

Sapnap: What are you scared of? There's nothing to be sc-

Dream: You! I'm scared of you.

Sapnap: There's nothing to be scared of. I'm- We're friends!

[Dream mines stone and chat shows him getting the advancement "Stone Age", as well as Sapnap getting the advancement "Getting an Upgrade"]

Dream: Yeah, not in this… mode.

Sapnap: [chuckles] Not in this mode. [Dream approaches a ravine in a plains biome and beach biome]

Sapnap: You're gonna die regardless, doesn't matter if it's day or night.

Dream: Ugh. Not even any- anything there.

[Dream drops down to a ledge and mines into the wall]

Sapnap: You know, Dream, I do have a little surprise for you next time- [he cuts out] -counter.

Dream: What's the surprise?

Sapnap: Why would I tell you? [inaudible] [gasps] Oh you're done. You're literally dead. I have so many surprises for you. Oh, I'm gonna have a fun time with you. [Dream has blocked the entrance to his small room with sandstone]

Sapnap: [laughing] Oh, yes!

Dream: Oh my god.

Sapnap: You're so done. You're so- You don't understand how dead you are. You better get full iron armor right now, otherwise you are dead.

[Sapnap is heard breaking grass blocks above Dream]

Sapnap: So, did you go across the ocean?

Dream: I did.

Sapnap: What biome are you in?

Dream: I am in a… desert biome.

Sapnap: Uh-huh, nice lie. How long does it take for you to look at the biome you're in, and tell me what it is?

Dream: [laughs] A long time.

[Dream watches Sapnap's name run around above]

Sapnap: I'm on the hunt again. You're literally done.