Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter (FIRST EVER)/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter (FIRST EVER).

Roles
Dream - The speedrunner of the video.

GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George) - The hunter of the video.

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video is an absolutely new and unique challenge. I'm gonna try and beat Minecraft before my friend kills me once. If I die, the video is over and I lose. My friend gets a compass to track me and can respawn infinitely. This was crazy intense. Can I beat Minecraft before my friend beats me? We're about to find out. Also, only about 14% of people who watched my videos this month are subscribed, so if you just realize that you're not subscribed or that YouTube un-subscribes you or if you end up liking this video, please subscribe. It's free, and you can unsubscribe if you change your mind. Enjoy the video. Oh, by the way guys, subscribe to George too. His links are in the description.

Chapter 1 0:34
Hunter or Hunted?

Dream: I'm going.

George: Going where?

Dream: [laugh] Away from you. [Dream is mining a tree]

George: [Over Dream's laughing] Wait, have you st - Have you already gone? Where are you?

Dream: I'm getting a tree.

George: Oh my god, you've already gone. [Dream is making a crafting table, George is running towards Dream]

George: I can see you. I'm coming in...

[Dream places the crafting table down and crafts a sword]

George: Oh my god, you already got a tree.

[A laughing George starts punching Dream, the latter still trying to craft a wooden sword]

[Dream finishes crafting a wooden sword and begins to fight George]

George: Come on, please! Oh, I got a good combo on you.

[Dream kills George]

George: I-No! Oh my god. [Dream kills a cow and is getting more wood]

George: Where are you?

Dream: I'm over here.

''[Dream finishes getting wood and notices George nearby. He starts running towards him]''

George: This way, I ran the wrong way. I've got a nice little trick up my sleeve - I'm gonna take you down.

Dream: What's your trick?

George: Oh, I just got sticks from the - that's my trick, I got sticks from the leaves so I didn't have to craft sticks.

[Dream sneaks up and attacks George]

George: Oh, my god. [Laugh] No-o, no! Move!

[George tries to run away from Dream] George: No.

Dream: What the heck?

George: [nervous laughter] No, no, no! [Dream attacks George, who is trying to craft a wooden sword]

George: No! [Gets killed by Dream] NO! I made the sword, did I make it at least? Where is it? [Dream is swimming in a river, trying to kill a salmon]

George: Oh, where are you? Okay, I'm coming for you. George: [Laughing slightly] I'm hunting you down... [Dream spots George in a river while running parallel along it]

Dream: Oh god.

George: You saw that.

Dream: You're in the water right there. George: [Laughter] Duh nuh, duh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh... Run Dream, run! Thanks for the fish, by the way. You left the salmon behind.

Dream: Ugh... [Dream is eating raw beef on an island, while George is killing chickens by the shore]

George: Let me just clean these chickens up... He's on an island over there. [Dream makes his way to the mainland, and surprises George]

George: No! [Tries to fight Dream] I-I thought you were still on the island!

[Dream kills George]

Dream: Ye-e-e-es!

George: Oh, my god. George: How did you get over so quickly?

Chapter 2 2:16
Arms Race

George: So wait, you just have to beat the game before I kill you?

Dream: Yeah.

George: There's no way you're gonna beat the game before I kill you.

Dream: There is a way.

George: [apathetic] Oh, Stone Age? Congratulations.

Dream: [laugh] Dang it, turn achieve-achievements off!

George: Making food, are we? I mean, what?

Dream: Making-making food, making food, are we?

George: That's-I didn't mean to say that. Like, I just glitched IRL. George: I've got so much good stuff, Dream.

Dream: Do you? How much good stuff, exactly?

George: A lot. Let's just say it like that. George: Ooh, getting an upgrade? What is that, when you get an iron sword? [Dream laughs] Ah, no, it's a stone pickaxe.

George: Firstly... [Dream is still underground and cooking food]

George: [laugh] Mmmm... Dream: I'm actually hunting you right now.

George: I don't think you are, I think you're bluffing. [Dream is running through a forest]

George: Here, Dream. [Gets the advancement "Acquire Hardware"]. Check it out.

Dream: Acquired hardware? What does that mean? Dream: Is that iron armor?

George: I don't know.

[Dream checks the advancement]

Dream: Oh, smelt an iron ingot, okay. So that doesn't mean anything, really.

George: I mean, it means something, and you should probably be worried. That's all I know, that's all I know.

Dream: I mean, I've literally ran like a thousand blocks at this point at least.

George: No, you haven't. [Dream enters a village]

George: I have so much good stuff. Dream: You realize, if I get far away from you, and you don't have-you don't have, like enough stuff to catch me, then like... George: Oh, I have more than enough stuff to catch you, Dream.

George: I'm actually using a food source that I've never used before. George: Alright.

Dream: I mean, I have an infinite food source, so...

George: How do you have infinite food?

Dream: Don't even ask.

George: I just asked.

Dream: Well, I'm telling you not 'cause I have infinite. I'm focusing too hard. George: Yeah, you got to focus hard, I'm coming in hot here, check this out. [Chat shows George getting the advancement "Suit Up"]

Dream: Suit up? You have iron armor already?

George: [Laughs excitedly through Dream's talking]

Dream: Doing better than I am!

George: Where-what are you actually doing? You've-you've been useless. [Dream left the village and is running in an open field]

George: I am preparing for the one battle that I need to engage in.

Dream: [Laugh] The one versus one battle.

George: If I lose this battle, I'm gonna be so annoyed because I've got-I've spent all this time preparing for it. [Dream is now in a forest]

George: I'm about to kill you.

Dream: I can hear you space jumping through trees.

George: [Laugh] I'm getting over to you as quick as possible.

Dream: Good luck. [Dream enters a cave and is trying to find iron in a non-dialogue clip] George: I'm hunting you down, like the killer that I am. I can smell you. There's blood in the air. George: Ooh, a village, that's quite nice. I bet you were over there, you probably found this village, didn't you? [Laugh] I bet you're there right now.

Dream: You bet I'm at the village right now? [Holds an iron ingot and gets the advancement "Acquire Hardware"]

George: Oh, you've acquired hardware, nice, well done. I don't think you're at the village, but you might be near it. I reckon you went to the village. Oh yeah, all the food is missing. [Laugh] Dream: I'm actually - my heart's beating, I know you're getting close.

George: Yeah, 'cause you're like ten meters away from the village. [Dream crafts an iron chestplate and gets the advancement "Suit Up"]

George: Oh, okay. Interesting. Here, check this out [Gets the advancement "Monster Hunter"]

Dream: Monster hunter? Wow, you finally did something good with your life. George: This is not a roast battle, Dream. I'm just here to kill you.

Dream: Well then, do your best.

George: I can see you. [laughs]

Dream: You can see me?

George: [continues to laugh] Yes! Yes, I'm going to win. How'd you get down there, how'd you get down Dream? Where's the entrance? [Annoyed] I'm not gonna have to dig to you, am I?

Dream: Good luck.

George: [Laughing again] How'd you get down there? Where's the entrance? Oh my god. [Dream is smelting iron in a small pool and crafts iron boots]

George: I found a cave. You didn't come in this way, though, I can tell. George: I see you down there, do you see me?

Dream: No.

George: I'm just gonna dig to you. [Pauses for a second] I don't have any wood! Agh, I have to go back up. You're so lucky. George: This would be very sad if after all that concentration I just come down there, and, kill you. ''[If one listens closely, there are door sounds being heard from George. Dream has crafted an iron helmet and finished crafting an iron pickaxe]''

Dream: [Laughing] Yes! George: Okay, I just got interrupted so you got some free time. [Dream is mining back up to the surface]

George: I don't even know what stage of the game you're at. How are you going-there's no way you're gonna beat the game before me. George: -and you're in trouble.

Dream: [Laugh] Come on, George.

[Pause for a second]

George: Where are you? I like, I know where you are, but like, I don't know how to get there. [Dream reaches the surface and sneaks across the ground]

George: If you kill me, you're going to be set.

''[Silence for a moment. A creeper comes up to Dream]''

George: I feel like you're just creeping-

[George hears the creeper explosion]

George: Oh, interesting. Mmm, that sounded pretty close, Dream.

[A heartbeat sound effect, steadily getting faster, begins to play...] ''[Dream hides behind a tree. George approaches his position]''

George: Alright, where are you? Is that you killing that zombie? [Pauses for a moment to see] Oh my god, is it? No, it's not. Wait, are you nearby? [Pause for another moment] Dream?

Dream: Yeah?

George: Are you near?

Dream: Maybe.

George: You're not, where are you?

''[George, equipped in full iron armor except for a helmet and holding a torch and iron sword in his hands, gets closer to the tree, and Dream surprise-attacks George. The heartbeat ceases.]''

George: [Gasp in horror, tries to fight Dream] Oh! Oh, you made a shield!

''[George begins to run away from Dream. Dream goes after him]''

George: No! No! No! Oh, oh my heart-how are you catching me?!

[George gets shot by a skeleton and continues to run, Dream is laughing behind him]

George: No, the skeleton! [Runs into tree leaves, gets blocked] No-

[Dream kills George]

George: NOOOO!!

Dream: Y-e-e-e-es! Yes! Yes.

George: Oh my [laughing], h-how did you catch up to me so quick? George: [annoyed groan] I'm actually so annoyed, like I had so much progress. ? George: Yeah, you just like owned me that you got off to a good start, and I tried running and like [inaudible]

Dream: Running's not a good option.

George: No, but... how did you catch up to me? And the skeleton was against me as well.

Chapter 3 7:49
Finding Fire

[An 8-second time lapse of Dream running around the area passes]

Dream: I'm looking for something specific right now.

George: What are you looking for?

Dream: Something specific. Dream: Something that will help me win the game.

George: I'm looking for something-for something specific as well.

Dream: Me?

George: [Slight laugh] Maybe. What's it to you?

[Dream notices a no-armor George with a wooden sword running up to him]

Dream: [Gasp]

[George starts to laugh and tries to fight Dream]

Dream: You idiot.

George: [Still laughing] No, no...

[Dream kills George]

George: No! Oh, my god. George: I had something.

Dream: A wood sword.

George: I wanted to catch you off guard, but you turned around last second.

Dream: Well, I just-I don't know. I just had like a creeping suspicion that you were...

George: You and your spidey-senses, just tingling.

Dream: I didn't- [Laugh] 'Cause you said-the way you said it, you're like 'looking for something specific too', like you-like you had already found it, I was like...

George: [Laugh] N-I was following for you for like, a minute. [Dream is still running through the open forest]

Dream: Ugh, I can't find it.

George: Find what?

Dream: A lava pool.

George: That's fine.

[Dream enters a taiga]

Dream: There was one that I ran by, I know I ran by it, which is why I came back to spawn. [Dream picks up some lava and gets the advancement "Hot Stuff"]

George: Hot stuff? Uh-[Laugh] No.

''[Dream laughs slightly then spots a no-armor George rushing him with a wooden sword. They begin to fight above some water]''

Dream: [Gasp] Oh god, you got stuff quick!

George: [Inaudible] Please! Oh!

[Dream, starting to laugh, kills George]

George: NOO, I was so close!

Dream: Yes!

George: [Continuing from the last sentence] How much health did you have?

''[A five-second time lapse plays as Dream continues to run around the area. The time lapse stops, the music continues playing in the background of the next four lines]''

Dream: So, you better be aware, next time I kill you-you better come prepared because I will just-

George: Oh, I'm prepared.

Dream: I will just destroy you. You better be prepared as in you have iron armor.

George: I'm prepared, Dream.

''[Another time-lapse begins, this one 7 seconds. The music becomes louder again while Dream continues to run around in the open and eventually enters a cave]'' [Dream spots lava in the cave]

George: No.

Dream: [Gasps, but realizes the lava is just from one flowing source] Oh. Damn it.

George: What?

Dream: I-there-I just saw a lava but I thought it was a lava pool. [Dream is holding a torch now and is still navigating the cave]

Dream: Hmm. Interesting. George: Okay well, I'm gonna be on my way, so I'll let you-I'll just let you know when I'm in the area, okay?

Dream: Yeah, sure, I mean that'd be great. Thank you, that'll be really helpful. George: I'm not sure where you are, so it could be a while.

''[Dream discovers lava pools and, on the ceiling, diamond ore. Christmas music plays]''

Dream: [Gasp] No way. [Another gasp] Yes! Yes!

George: What is it?

[Dream bridges over one lava pool, and creates a platform to mine the diamond ore]

Dream: Guys!

George: What?

Dream: Oh, no way.

George: [With more curiosity] What?

Dream: Let's do it. Let's do it. Yes! Ye-e-es!

[Dream starts mining a diamond ore happily, George is still confused]

George: What?

Dream: Yes! Give me thes-yes!

''[Dream throws out a wooden pickaxe to pick up the diamond, and mines the rest of the diamond ore, laughing. He gets the advancement "Diamonds!"]''

George: What? Oh, my god. How many are there?

Dream: Ye-e-e-e-es! Yes! ''[Dream is placing down furnaces and smelts iron while also cooking food in them. He has extinguished part of the lava into obsidian]''

George: So, I can deduce that you're quite low in the ground. Not necessarily, you could have found them (the diamonds) in a village. No, I think-no, like you must have done, because you were like-you're getting all excited and then like, 20 seconds later, you got the achievement, so you must have mined them. You saw them and you had to like, bridge over to them.

[Dream exits the last furnace's GUI and picks up his dropped wooden pickaxe back at the cobblestone platform he made to mine the diamond ore]

George: You're probably already like, about to go to the nether.

''[Dream throws the wooden pickaxe into the lava. It burns away]''

George: You found like, some... I bet you're in a ravine and there's like, lava everywhere, umm, and you're about to build the portal. I'm right, aren't I?

Dream: No... [Dream is casting in the nether portal by placing buckets of lava on blocks and then extinguishing them into obsidian by placing and picking up water]

George: Oh, this is quite interesting terrain here. I wonder if you came over this. [Dream places lava on a block of cobblestone, then turns it into obsidian using his water bucket] [Dream does the same thing again, and continues to build the nether portal]

George: You must have found a nice, juicy cave or you're in a ravine. Or, I'm getting memed and you found the diamonds in like, a village or something.

Dream: [slight laugh]

George: But I don't think you did that, based on the time in between getting excited and the achievement. But I know, like, you have to close the chest before you get the achievement, so you could have just been sitting in the chest for a while, doing something.

''[Dream finishes building the frame of the nether portal. He digs a small hole in the obsidian, places lava on it, and places spruce wood planks on top of it. Eventually, the wood will catch fire on its side, and light the portal]''

George: But I just don't think you did that. [Pause 4 seconds] Oh, look at that, it dropped an ender pearl. Let me just throw it on the ground.

Dream: No! [George laughs] I guess you could use it to like, catch up to me and grab-

George: Yeah, I'll do that.

Dream: But if you-but if you die, then-

George: I'm going to throw it before you get it, be sure of that. [Dream is still waiting for the nether portal to light up from the wood and lava, and running around the lava pools, turning them into obsidian]

George: No! Okay, never mind, we're good. Situation alieved-alleviated.

Dream: I see your name.

George: Oh, wait, the compass just flipped around. Oh my god, I'm so low.

Dream: You're so low-what?

George: Like low, on health. [Pause for 2 seconds] Wait, you're like right down here. [Pauses again, laughs] There's no point in holding down shift (shift key), I know you're right down here.

Dream: I'm not holding shift.

George: Oh yeah, okay. [Suddenly whimpers] [Dream is mining obsidian and still waiting for the nether portal to light]

George: Oh, it is so dark down here.

Dream: Is it?

George: Need to make some torches.

''[The nether portal finally lights. Dream enters the portal and starts getting warped to the Nether]''

George: Okay, torches. Boom. Hmm...

Chapter 4 13:00
The Rods to Victory

''[Dream enters the Nether. A nether fortress behind two lavafalls is seen above a lava ocean, Dream starts running towards it]''

George: No.

Dream: [Laughing] Yes!

George: Oh my god... [Laugh]

Dream: Ye-e-e-e-e-es!

George: You're actually getting away.

Dream: You were like, right on my tail. [Dream is building up to the fortress, raised well above the lava ocean]

George: Okay, well I sitll have my compass tracked on you, so hopefully it's gonna be close enough.

Dream: [Holding back laughing] No, no. [Dream enters the nether fortress]

Dream: I was looking for gravel and I couldn't find it, I just like, hear you digging down and stuff, as I'm trying to like-

[Dream gets the advancement "A Terrible Fortress"]

George: No, you actu-you found a fortress?

''[Dream steps in lava and starts burning. He attempts to extinguish himself with a water bucket but the water burns away in steam]'' ''[Dream has killed a wither skeleton offscreen. He is still suffering from the wither effect it has brought to him and checks his inventory]''

George: Oh, okay.

Dream: Oh no, I just-f, I just set you up.

''[Dream goes to a blaze spawner, and activates it as he gets closer to it. Two blazes spawn]''

Dream: Aw...

[Dream fights the two blazes as they light themselves on fire and hit him]

George: What do you mean? [Gasp] Oh, Dream, check this out. You're going to like this.

[George gets the advancements "Isn't it Iron Pick" and "Diamonds!"]

George: [laughing loudly]

Dream: Oh my g-what? You found diamonds?

George: Yeees, yeees, yes yes yes! ''[Dream is fighting two more blazes which have been generated by the blaze spawner. He kills the first blaze]''

George: Ugh, where is your portal, Dream?

[Dream kills the second blaze, which does not drop a blaze rod]

Dream: Ugh, that didn't drop one. George: Okay, I think it's gotta be right around here somewhere. How deep down did you make this portal, or did you make it on the surface? [Dream starts to laugh, George falls down into lava, and gasps] NO!

Dream: Please, please!

George: [Laughing] Mmmhm. Oh my god.

Dream: [Inaudible]

George: I swear, if I die right now, I'm gonna be so pissed.

Dream: Please, please!

[George finds Dream's food, left in the furnaces]

George: Oh, I found your food, I found your food!

Dream: No! That's what I was saying, I set you up! No! I realized-I didn't say anything but I realized like, a minute ago that I left my food in the furnaces.

George: Yes! Ye-es! Like-[laughing] Yes! Oh, you got iron for me as well, that's so nice of you, Dream!

Dream: Oh, I had iron.

George: Okay, let's go, LET'S GO! Come on-actually, wait, before I go through, I don't know if you're just sitting on the other side waiting for me, I'm going to heal up. [Dream gasps profusely around the corner of the blaze spawner]

George: What?

Dream: Nothing.

''[George gets the advancement "We Need to Go Deeper". Dream walks up to the blaze spawner, which is dormant. He sees two stray blazes down a section of the fortress and runs over to fight them]''

Dream: I just realized that you could like, break the stupid blaze spawners.

George: I'm in, Dream. And I see your cobblestone! [Laughing] Oh, I see the fortress! Okay, I'm coming over there, Dream. ''[Two blazes spawn from the blaze spawner. Dream fights them]''

George: [Laughing] Yes! Oh my god. You'll be so close. [Dream leaves the nether fortress]

George: Oh no, my compass like-the compasses don't work in the Nether, so it's like all glitching out! I actually can't track you in the Nether. ''[Dream is sneaking around the area to get back to his Nether portal. A ghast is right overhead him. George discovers the blaze spawner Dream was at]''

George: Oh, there's a crafting bench over here. Oh, there's a blaze spawner.

Dream: [laughing while George breaks the blaze spawner]

George: I broke it. Wait, you haven't already got all the blazes and left, have you?

Dream: No, of course not. George: Because this is the blaze spawner you would've gone to. I mean, there's a cobblestone here, you've been here. There's no way you got all of them and left. You actually [laugh]-did you actually? George: I think you already got out! There's no way! George: Because, I would have seen you unless you were hi-there's no way you're like, hiding behind the portal waiting for me to leave.

[Dream reaches the Nether portal and warps back to the Overworld]

Dream: No, of course not.

[Dream warps into the Overworld]

George: Oh my god, I don't know what's happening. [Dream is mining and towering up to the surface]

George: Okay, I don't know what to do.

Dream: [Laughing] Let's goooo!

George: [Suspicious] Are you already out?

Dream: [Laughing harder] Ah, this is so intense, guys. This is so intense. George: Are you actually back in the Overworld?

Dream: [still laughing]

George: Ugh...

Dream: Oh my gosh... you guys-[unintelligible]-how soon after I left, he's like, 'oh, that's a cool crafting bench'. That's like five seconds after I left.

''[Subtitles pop up saying "I realize he's below me so I'm concentrating". Dream does not speak a word for 12 seconds]''

George: I think-I'm like back in the Overworld. I think you actually are still back in the Nether.

Dream: [Laughs with a hint of fakeness] George: You're back-you're still in the Nether, aren't you?

Dream: What do you-[laughing] [Dream has made it to the surface of the Overworld and is running around a plain]

George: You're not in the Overworld.

Dream: I'm in the Overworld [Laughing]

George: [Over Dream's laughing] No, you're not.

Dream: Yes I am, I promise.

George: I actually don't believe you. [Dream starts laughing over the statement] But, like, there's nothing I can do. George: Let me try and work something out. George: Oh my god, I think you are in the Overworld.

Chapter 5 17:29
Sky-High Hideaway

[Dream finds another village, and is gathering haybales]

Dream: I'm just at a village right now. [Dream is running around the village, waiting for nighttime to fall]

Dream: I-seems to be nighttime, so until nighttime you have like, a free stretch where I can't make any progress. [Dream has left the village]

George: You actually, just like, completely owned me.

Dream: [Laugh] Yes! ''[Dream enters a taiga and sees a floating island above. He decides to tower up to it. He cuts the oak planks below him as he towers up to erase evidence. A subtitle pops up, saying "I realized I can hide until night time" shows]''

George: Alright, well, if I die to you in the next fight, it's just gonna be so annoy-I found all your stupid netherrack. Why are you placing netherrack on the floor?

Dream: I don't know.

George: Makes it easier to find you. George: Oh, I just found something.

Dream: What'd you find?

George: None your business. ''[Dream is crouching behind a tree on the floating island. George approaches his position]''

George: Wait a second. Dream, what are you doing? There's no way you're up there.

Dream: Up where?

George: What are you doing?

Dream: I'm underground [starts to break down in a laugh] looking for enderman. [Laugh] [Dream is zooming in on George secretly]

George: Oh, my god... George: Aw...

Dream: It's about to be nighttime, yes! ''[Dream is still crouching, and is slowly sneaking to the edge of the floating island to look at George. When he gets to the edge and looks down, he looks at a small pond, but then looks at a hole that George is digging. He places water on the edge to swim down and goes to the hole]''

George: Interesting...

[Dream stares down the hole and sees George digging down]

George: What are you doing, Dream?

''[Dream tries to fall down to George, but takes fall damage and lands in a cave. He is barely alive, just one and a half hearts]''

George: Dream? What was that, Dream? What was that sound?

[Dream starts digging down, blocking his head with cobblestone above him]

Dream: [Laugh] What was what sound?

''[Dream mines a few more blocks down, opens his inventory, and eats a steak slice. George hears it. Both of them start laughing]''

Dream: I messed up, I messed up. [Dream starts mining and towering up to the surface]

George: Oh my god, oh my god.

''[While towering up, Dream's area starts lighting up dramatically. He figures out that the light is from George's OptiFine torch]''

Dream: I-I see your OptiFine torch!

George: NOOO, what the hell?! [Slight laughing] What? That's so unfair!

''[Dream is still mining and towering up to the surface. George mines right below him, noted by his OptiFine torch still on]''

Dream: [Slight laughing] Oh, my god. That- Dream: Oh, that was so intense. I was on one heart.

George: Why?

Dream: [Starts laughing] Uh-it's a long story, I'll have to see you in the video-when the video's done. [Starts laughing again]

Chapter 6 20:20
Eye Way

George: Did you fall?

Dream: I fell, yeah.

George: I-I heard it, I didn't know if it was a mob. Wait, were you above me?

[Subtitles pop up, saying "I don't want him to realize I'm gone yet" appear]

Dream: No.

''[Dream comes upon an Enderman. He fights and successfully kills it. It drops a pearl, which Dream immediately uses to craft an eye of ender from his blaze powder]''

Dream: [Gasp] Yes.

George: It sounded like something fell, like above me. I heard that, but I didn't know what it was, like, I didn't see anything. ''[Dream crafts an eye of ender from the blaze powder and the ender pearl. He eats some bread and then throws the eye]''

George: Aw...Did you hear that?

Dream: No.

George: You did, didn't you?

Dream: I did not.

''[The eye of ender drops intact. Dream picks it up and runs in the direction it went]''

George: What are you doing right now?

Dream: Uh, none of your business. [Dream is running along a river, between the base of some mountains]

George: You're still down here, right?

Dream: No.

George: You are, aren't you?

Dream: No, I'm not. I left a while ago.

George: You're lying.

Dream: I'm not lying, I left a while ago.

George: You're not in a cave?

Dream: No. [Dream runs along a dry riverbed and finds the ending lake of the river]

George: I have no idea where you are.

Dream: I just went up. I saw you walking towards, so I just dug straight up.

George: No you didn't, you're still down here.

Dream: No no no, I'm not, I swear.

[George begins laughing slightly] [Dream starts running through mountains]

Dream: So, I was up on like, that platform thing in the air.

George: Oh my god, you actually were. [Dream starts laughing] Oh my god, you fell.

Dream: Well no, I was up there and then I-I was planning on like-

George: What were you doing up there?

Dream: I was gonna ambush you because I was just-

George: How did you even get up there [Dream starts laughing wheezingly] without doing anything, did you like, dig up and break the blocks as you went?

Dream: Yeah. [continues to laugh]

George: Oh, my god.

Dream: And then um-and then I was waiting and I was-I didn't know where you were, but then I was 'oh crap, he dug down', like I didn't realize you dug down, so I like, went to go drop in your hole and then you had dug down further than I thought [Dream fights a skeleton and kills it], so when I jumped in your hole, I like, realize, like, I was gonna die from the fall damage, and like, luckily there was like a cave on the side of your hole.

[Throughout the end of the mountain, campfire smoke coming from a taiga village appears]

George: Yeah.

Dream: So, I fell-

George: So you were up there?

Dream: I fell in the cave.

George: I thought you might have been, but, oh my god! [Laugh]

Dream: I-

George: I was literally like, looking around, and I couldn't see anything! [Dream kills a spider, and runs past the taiga village]

George: Like, I literally looked up on the cliff and I couldn't see you. Did you see me trying to find you?

Dream: Yeah, I re-I saw you trying to find me. I just moved so I was on the opposite side of you every time.

[Both start laughing]

George: I thought, like, I thought there's a possibility of you being up there but like-like why would you be up there? So I'm just like, 'Okay, he's not up there'. [Dream is running through a forest]

George: So, how many blaze rods do you have?

Dream: Uh, well I have [Quickly checks inventory] 17 blaze powder.

George: Oh. Se-how do you have an odd amount? George: Huh, are you going towards the stronghold, then?

Dream: Uhh, maybe not.

George: [laughter] ''[Dream throws his eye of ender again. It flies away from him and drops intact. Dream picks the eye up and runs in the direction it flew]''

George: Sounds like you might be.

Chapter 7 22:39
Conspire on the Spire

[Dream has dug just below the surface, crafting some furnaces]

George: You've been running, haven't you?

Dream: Yeah, I have.

[Dream digs back up to the surface and starts running toward the stronghold again]

George: A long way.

Dream: Quite a bit, I'm running low on food, though. So annoying.

George: Why don't you just, go to the store and get some more food, then?

''[A slowed down portion of the recording shows as Dream enters third person perspective. If one looks closely, they can see George behind the trees]''

Dream: I don't know.

[Dream, noticing George behind him, towers onto some birch trees]

Dream: I see you behind me, you little-you pesky little...

George: What?

Dream: Where'd you go? You were right behind me, I saw you.

George: How?

Dream: I went into F5 mode and I saw you.

[Dream begins to tower up into the air above the forest] [Dream has completed a small watchtower above the forest, and places down furnaces to cook food]

George: Why are you building a fortress?

Dream: [laugh] I want to cook my food, because I don't have any. Dream: And I don't have time if I'm on the floor, but when I'm up here, guess what George?

George: What?

Dream: All the time in the world.

[Dream goes into third person perspective again sitting on his tower, noticing George, with a red leather cap, iron chestplate and iron leggings running towards the bottom of a tree]

Dream: [Gasp] I see you.

George: No-o-o! I just wanted to get here without you seeing me.

Dream: What is the red hat?

[Both of them laugh]

George: Oh, my god. Dream: You know, I'll just wait until nighttime and then I have a big advantage, because I can kill all the endermen. You're the one that has to come up to me, bucko. George: If I come up there, there's a 50-50 chance you win-[Breaks down into laughing]

Dream: Well... [George is breaking leaves in laughter, Dream pulls out a bow and aims an arrow at George]

Dream: [laugh] Come on, George.

George: No! Put that down.

Dream: Put it down...

[Dream opens his inventory and throws out mushroom stew]

Dream: Here, you want your soup back?

George: Yeah, throw it to me.

''[However, in a surprise move, George throws an ender pearl up to Dream's tower and attacks Dream. Dream begins to laugh.]''

George: EeeEE! NO! PLEASE! NO-O-O-O!

''[Dream falls off the tower and falls between two trees, hitting the ground. He starts chasing George, who is trying to run away from him]''

Dream: Oh my god, I'm stupid.

George: No... [Light hyperventilation]

[The two fight, and in a combo move, George kills Dream]

Epilogue 24:14
Dream: NO, what?! What?!

George: YEEEEEEEEE-E-ES!! YE-E-ES!

Dream: What? I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid! Oh my god.

George: Yes, ye-e-es! [Laugh] Yes! Oh my god, I just destroyed you.

Dream: Oh my god, oh my god.

George: Oh yes, that was so good.

Dream: Oh, god dang!

George: Oh, my god.

Dream: I can't believe I did that, I just fell!

George: [Inaudible]... so good.

Dream: I went to go chase you, but I just missed my jump and I landed all the way on the bottom on like three hearts.

George: Yes, yes!

Dream: How did you-how were you still not low, though, I-I it's 'cause you comboed me. Ah....

George: I just slayed you.

Dream: Were you on-were you on one heart? What were you on?

George: I think I was on one and a half, I think.

Dream: Oh, my god.

George: Oh, that's so good.

Dream: Agh...

George: Oh, my god.

Dream: We have to do this again, this is pretty fun. To be fair. Next time, you have to try and win, and I'll try to kill you.

George: Okay.

Outro 24:59
Dream: Anyway, guys, check out George, he recorded his perspective, so, if this gets enough likes, maybe he'll upload his. Um, his perspective of what he was doing and stuff. Otherwise, we'll probably do this again. Dream: Like, comment, subscribe, love you guys, bye. Subscribe to George, bye.

George: Yes. [Laugh]