Minecraft Speedrunner VS Assassin/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Assassin.

Roles
Dream - The speedrunner of the video.

GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George) - The assassin of the video.

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video, I try to speedrun and beat Minecraft, while an assassin comes after me. If the assassin hits me one time, I lose the game. If I see the assassin, the assassin gets frozen, meaning they can't hit me or move. This was insanely scary. Can I beat the game before the assassin kills me? We're about to find out. Also, only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free, and you can always change your mind if you want to. Enjoy the video.

Chapter 1 0:30
[Dream starts running and laughs]

George: What?

[they both giggle]

George: You're such an idiot.

[Dream collects wood and freezes George]

George: No. You can't just keep running away- oh- at the beginning of these videos.

[Dream turns away and immediately steps off a cliff]

Dream: Oh my god!

George: *inaudible* George: Okay, just for that, you're screwed. [Dream crafts an axe]

Dream: This is gonna be intense though.

George: Yeah. And I'm gonna destroy you. George: Alright. Watch out, Dream. I'm coming. [Dream climbs on top of the forest canopy and runs]

Dream: Hm. [Dream swims through a river, killing salmon for food and periodically switching perspective to check for George] Dream: I'm getting some fish.

George: That's nice.

[Dream sees George swimming behind him, freezing him underwater]

George: Wait... [Dream chuckles] did you see me?

Dream: Yeah.

George: Oh, I thought you were just l- wait, I'm drowning. [Dream starts laughing] No! What the hell? I can't move! Dream! Eat eat EAT! Oh my god, [he drowns] ohhh my god!

Dream: [collecting George's stuff] Ah, that was genius! I- I got your stuff.

George: Uuuuuugh. You're s- that's like- that shouldn't be allowed.

Dream: What do you mean 'that shouldn't be allowed'?

George: That literally shouldn't be allowed.

Dream: Why? I just outclassed you.

George: Because, I was stuck, I couldn't move.

Dream: Yeah, exactly.

George: I didn't even realize you could see me. Dream: Well you should have been paying more attention.

George: I thought I was- [chuckles] I thought I was sneaking up on you.

Chapter 2 2:01
Dream: [collecting stone and coal] The problem is, if you hit me with your fist, I'm dead, so I have to be like- even if- it doesn't really matter what stuff you have, to be fair.

George: I don't really need anything, to be honest.

Dream: You need food.

George: Yeah. That's why I'm getting food right now. George: You survived the first attack. [Dream collects more salmon in a river]

Dream: It's kinda spooky, not gonna lie. Like, I'm already spooked right now, you know. Maybe I shouldn't be.

George: You should be. I could be anywhere at anytime. [Dream builds a tower in a swamp to safely cook his food and watch for George] Dream: I can't see you anywhere. This is like a s- [he sees a village] ooh!

George: Don't worry- don't worry about looking for me. Just play the game. Enjoy the game. Dream: The problem is I think I kn- I think I know what direction you're coming from, but then again, like...

George: I could be- I could be looping around you.

Dream: You could.

George: That's why it's taking so long.

Dream: Mm. Dream: It's eerie when it's quiet like this.

George: Yeah. [Dream drops from the tower and swims away] Dream: I just need to get a bucket so I can get to the Nether, and then, um, [sees George behind him, they both giggle] I need... uh... interesting. I don't know where you went. I did see you though.

[George giggles while Dream kills sheep]

George: Where'd I go, Dream?

Dream: I don't know where you went, but we're in a plains biome, so it's not like you can really hide that much. [he slows down and scans the landscape for George]

George: I'll see what I can do. Dream: I'm a little scared. George: Oh, there's horses here.

Dream: [chuckles] Well, I know where you are. [he surveys a ravine]

George: Well, maybe I just said that, knowing that you knew where they were, and I'm actually somewhere else.

Dream: [climbing down the side of the ravine] Oh my god. [Dream collects iron as he goes deeper] George: Yes?

Dream: I'm getting iron.

George: Fine.

[Dream cautiously steps out into the part of the ravine open to the sky]

George: You think I'm scared of you getting iron?

[Dream spots him at the top of the ravine wearing a yellow leather hat, they both giggle]

Dream: Well, you can't get down to me, to be fair.

George: No. There's nothing to see here, Dream. Just leave me alone. [Dream continues to keep him frozen] You like my hat?

Dream: I dunno. It looks pretty nice.

George: Alright, just keep mining. I'll be o- I'll be over here. Let me go.

Dream: No.

George: Let me go! Okay.

Dream: Stay away.

George: Alright. I'm away, I'm away. George: [trying to find a way down while staying out of Dream's sight] I can't.

Dream: George... come out to play...

George: [jumps across the ravine towards water, only to be frozen midair by Dream] NOOOOO!!!

Dream: Oh my god, what?! What are you doing? Is there water? Is there water?

George: Well I don't know if I'll reach it now! I had momentum, and you're just gonna- I mean, I don't know. If you just drop me?

Dream: Well the thing is, if you touch me at all, then...

George: Alright, it's your risk. If you let me go, and I might die, or, um... I don't know. Or, I- I have no choice in the matter anymore. Oh my god, I was so close to getting down. [Dream lets him go and tries to place blocks under him, but he dodges them and Dream freezes him just before he hits the water] Oh my god!

Dream: How did that happen? How did you land there, I was trying to put the block so you would fall to your death!

George: Oh my god, I'm so close to the water.

Dream: Oh my god, I'm so nervous.

George: Ha! How are you gonna get away? [Dream backs deeper into the cave] Don't stop looking at me, Dream. You miss for a second, and I'm gonna come kill you! [he makes slurping sounds and smacks his lips] Mmm, I can taste it. I can taste it.

Dream: [laughing] Stop! Stop!

George: [laughing] You'll have to go around the corner eventually! Dream, you have to let go! Oh my god, Dream! Just let go. Just let go, you have to let go eventually.

Dream: I don't know what to do, I'm trying to think of what to do.

George: Ugh, I'm getting a headache from just glitching around up here.

Dream: [changing perspective] What's behind me? [he drops George to turn and run down the cave tunnel]

George: Oh! [giggles] Dream! Dream! Hehehe! [Dream digs into a wall and upwards, filling in behind him] Wait, where did you go?... Oh my god! Haha, I see your cobble! I see- [giggles] Dream!

Dream: George, p- go away. It doesn't have to be like this.

George: I'm com- I'm coming up. Wait-

Dream: George, please.

[a few moments of silence]

George: Dream?

Dream: [gets to the surface and runs away] Oh, my god. George: *inaudible*

Dream: That was intense, oh my god!

Chapter 3 7:04
George: I can't believe I didn't get you. [Dream builds a tower by the ocean]

George: I thought I could have got you. Dream: [chuckling as he smelts iron; chat shows Dream getting the advancement 'Acquire Hardware'] Acquire Hardware! George, where'd you go?

George: Oh wow, that's so cool. I wish I had- I really wish I had that achievement too.

Dream: [crafts an iron sword, momentarily trying to use a torch instead of a stick] Oh, I just... put a torch. [chat shows George getting the advancement 'Acquire Hardware'] Oh my god, what? You're mining? [George giggles] Why are you mining?

George: No reason. [Dream equips an iron chestplate and chat shows him getting the advancement 'Suit Up']

George: Oh, okay. Suiting up. [George approaches the tower]

Dream: George... wait, what? I can't get you. Oh wait, there we go.

George: Oh! What's the point in holding me, it's not like I can get to you. George: I mean, I guess if you just stayed up there forever, I would never be able to kill you.

Dream: [crafting a bucket] But I would never be able to win, so I can't stay up here forever.

George: [momentarily frozen by Dream at the base of the tower] Ugh!

Dream: [watching George's name] Don't come up. If you come up, then...

George: *inaudible* I'm not coming up. I'm running away, actually. [Dream freezes him] No, don't. Leave me alone, I can't even turn around.

Dream: I don't know what else I need. I need... [Dream crafts an iron pickaxe and helmet]

George: Yeah?

[chat shows Dream getting the advancement 'Isn't It Iron Pick']

Dream: [looks down the tower and sees it's on fire] What?!

George: [laughs] Dream! Come down! Haha!

Dream: Oh my god.

George: How're you gonna get down from here, Dream? How are you actually gonna get down from here? Dream: Did you see my tower from like over there?

George: Yes! I saw it and went back to the ravine!

Dream: Oh my god.

George: It's literally- it's literally gonna burn down! You've got o- you've got one block left!

Dream: Well it won't burn... the furnaces, so I'm safe standing here.

George: Ah. Dream: It stopped, didn't it? [laughs]

George: Wait. NO! Oh my god.

Dream: Well, I am kind of-

George: It went all the way up except for like one block- it got one block away! George: That's- that's so dumb.

Dream: Well I'm just gonna finish cooking all my food... [Dream bridges out toward the ocean]

George: Okay, so you wanna jump into this water? Okay, you think I'm not gonna catch you? Hey look, I'm here.

Dream: You're gonna catch me?

George: Yeah. I'm literally in the water right here.

Dream: [collecting his furnaces] Well, I'm gonna get around you. George: Don't mind me, I'm just gonna... slink down into the depths of the water.

[Dream breaks down what's left of the tower, landing on an unburned block halfway to the ground]

[Dream sees and freezes George under the water, laughing]

George: [gasps] No! Don't! Don't! *inaudible* Dream!

Dream: No, what? What?

George: I'm placing torches down here! I'm placing torches, I can- no! No! *inaudible* no! OH MY GOD!!!

Dream: How are you moving? [George drowns] YES!!! Yes, you idiot! You're such an idiot! Wait, can I survive this fall? I can. I can. Please, please, I need to quickly survive it. Please, please, please, [lands] oof, okay, yes. Dream: This is great.

George: Oh, my yellow hat.

Dream: This is great. [collects water]

George: Leave the hat, at least.

Chapter 4 10:02
George: Ugh, I don't know why I went under the water there, I just- I just thought it would look cool.

Dream: How did you light my tower? Did you get a flint and steel?

George: Yes!

Dream: [finds a lava pool] Ooh! [pours water which ends up turning the entire surface to obsidian]

George: Yeah, I just thought it'd look cool, if I was just under the water waiting for you?

Dream: Ugh, why did I- did I just do that?

George: What?

Dream: [digging around] Oh, don't tell me I just did that.

George: What?

Dream: Oh, I'm such an idiot.

George: What?

Dream: Oh my god, people are gonna call me so stupid.

George: What?

Dream: Oh, n- [finds lava] okay. [chat shows Dream getting the advancement 'Hot Stuff'] Um... [begins casting the Nether portal]

George: Oh, okay. Interesting. Ugh, I have to run so far back.

Dream: It's not that far.

George: This is taking so long.

[Dream finishes the portal frame] ''[Dream runs to the ocean to retrieve George's flint and steel]

George: Well, that's what you get for making it out of wood.

Dream: I didn't think you would burn it.

George: I literally like- I came towards where the compass was pointing, and I just saw your massive wooden tower, but you didn't even load in yet, so I was just like "Okay. I'll go back. Get some free iron, from your ravine. Smelt it up and get a flint and steel.". [Dream runs back to the portal]

George: Oh my god, I just found a c- your crafting bench.

Dream: From where?

George: I'm not telling you, but it's- it's here.

Dream: In a swamp, probably.

George: I mean-

Dream: Which means you're pretty close.

George: I'm not telling you where it is, but, it's right here. [Dream lights the Nether portal] And what's funny is I made my own crafting bench and put it about five blocks away, and I didn't even notice your one. [Dream enters the Nether, and chat shows him getting the advancement 'We Need to Go Deeper']

George: What?! [Dream laughs] I don't- I didn't even track you. I don't know where you are!

Dream: Yes! George: Well, I- I have you right-clicked, but... it was from ages ago. I just didn't update it 'cause I wanted to be able to go back to where I died. So I right-clicked it like when I spawned and I didn't click it again since.

Dream: Mmm.

George: But it's all the way there. Unless you made it on the surface. Near there. There might be a lava pool there. For all I know. Dream: No, there's not. I did it really far away.

George: Interesting. Dream: [tries to make a jump, but hits his head and falls, MLG blocking to save himself] Oh! Oh! Oh my god! That was the scariest thing in the world! Dream: [discovering he doesn't have enough material to craft a shield] Oh, I don't even have- oh no, I'm gonna die. Dream: [finds blaze at the Fortress] Come on, blazes. Fight me. [chat shows Dream getting the advancement 'Monster Hunter' as he kills a blaze]

George: Well at least I know you didn't get an extra portal this time.

Dream: [goes down to 3HP as chat shows him getting the advancement 'Into Fire'] Oh no! Why am I not healing? I ate a thing. Oh my god, I- I don't know how I didn't die there! George: So weird. [chat shows him getting the advancement 'We Need to Go Deeper']

Dream: [gasps] What? You're in the Nether?

George: My compass literally doesn't work. I can't find you.

Dream: Yes!

George: Okay, let me spam it. I think... it's like, kind of pointing over this way. I think it's this way. Dream: [waiting for more blaze to spawn] Oh come on, please.

George: Um...

Dream: [shot at by a faraway blaze] Oh my god. Oh god. I'm just dodging and weaving. Dream: [surrounded by blaze at the spawner] Oh my god. Oh my god. Dream: Okay, well I have enough, I'm pretty sure. I guess I shouldn't have told you that.

George: How many do you have? Dream: [running back to the portal] I'm gonna stay and get some more.

George: Okay. Course you are. George: I'm just... following the trail, as they say. Dream: I don't even remember where I came from. [spots the portal and gasps] Ooh.

George: What? What?

Dream: [sneaking, looking around for George] I just found something in the Nether fortress.

George: Uh-huh. Okay. Sure.

[Dream enters the portal, and before warping sees George breaking out of the wall]

Dream: What?! WHAT?! [begins running as George laughs] Oh my god.

George: Where did you go? Where'd you go Dream?

Dream: You just- you were in the wall? Is that where you were? Dream: What was that? You just were waiting there? George: Yeah, I was just sitting in the wall, waiting for you.

Dream: Oh my gosh.

George: And then I heard you l- your little footsteps, and then I came out to get you.

Dream: You little- oh my god.

Chapter 5 15:06
Dream: So I just need pearls and stuff, that's all... and then I can win, I mean...

George: That's all, I mean you need to go to the stronghold, you need to find it, you need to fill it in, and you need to kill the Ender dragon, so yeah, that's all you gotta do. Before I click you once.

Dream: [laughs] Well when you put it like that, it sounds much harder. ''[Dream builds a Netherrack tower on top of a tree near a river.

George: Oh. [Dream freezes him as he climbs out of the river] Oh my god.

Dream: Here, back up, back up, okay?

George: Alright, I will. I can't. You have to let go.

Dream: Alright. Come on. Back up.

George: Alright. [climbs out of the river]

Dream: [freezing him] No, go in the water.

George: I'm going to.

Dream: Go in the water, come on.

George: Alright, let me go, let me go.

Dream: You're not gonna go in the water if I let you go.

George: I'm going in the water, I'm going in the water.

Dream: Alright, come on.

George: Let me go. ''[Dream lets him go and he places blocks as he gets in the water. Dream is barely able to freeze George]'' How are you getting me?

Dream: I can barely see you. I can barely see you.

George: Alright, I'm going back. I'm actually going back. *inaudible*

Dream: You're lying, you'll just keep-

George: I promise, I promise, I'll go back. George: Why are you even up there? What are you doing?

Dream: Just waiting for nighttime. Dream: I'm just gonna sit here until nighttime. Which is gonna be a while, but... I mean, there's nothing you can do to stop me. [George expands his wall on the riverbank] You get close, I'm just gonna look at you.

George: Nothing I can do. George: I'll just hide here until it gets to night, and then you can come down. George: You're actually gonna wait up there for ten minutes.

Dream: Yep. Are you actually gonna wait down there for ten minutes?

George: Well, you're not gonna let me get closer, so yes. Dream: Well, I'm gonna eat some- some chicken I have next to me right now. Chicken, and this is honey mustard. Mmm.

George: Yeah? Dream: Oh George...

George: Oh Dream...

Dream: What are you doing?

George: I'm just waiting for you. Dream: [hears breaking leaves and looks around] What was that? [looks down and sees George destroying the base of the tower] WHAT?! WH- HOW ARE YOU THERE?!

George: [laughs] How did you see me?

Dream: I heard you break a leaf! [freezes him]

George: No! I can't even see you!

Dream: How are you there?

George: How are you lasering me?

Dream: [laughs] I see you!

George: I don't see you at all!

Dream: How are you there? [George laughs] How did you get there?

George: [laughing] I dug a tunnel. From the Netherrack to here.

Dream: What the heck?

George: Dream, let me go! [Dream jumps to a nearby tree] How can you see me? What? Wait- [gets on top of the tree the tower was on, and Dream freezes him] Dream.

Dream: I just realized, Ender pearls are good on this. If you had an Ender pearl right now, you could just end me.

George: I could just get right at your face and click you. Well let- let me go.

Dream: Alright, well we'll- we'll stay here until nighttime. Dream: [chuckling] We'll just stick here until night- that was a good plan, but, you forgot that I have ears. George: While you're here, let's just do a shoutout, guys. My link is in the description, make sure to go subscribe.

Dream: It's the top link in the description, click it, subscribe, notifications on.

George: Ring the bell, like all of my videos. [Dream jumps to the ground and runs]

George: Dream! I'm right behind you! Haha! [gets frozen] No! Why is running backwards allowed? Just let me go! I can't catch up! Okay. Yes. Where are you going, Dream? It's not even nighttime, there's no Endermen. Dream: [boating] I have a huge advantage right now. Ooh, there's a dolphin. I guess I just gave away that I'm in the ocean, but...

George: Yeah. Dream: What the heck? It's one of those trident guys.

George: What does he want?

Dream: Me? [sees George coming] What?! How are you there? You have a DOLPHIN?!

George: Dreeeam!

Dream: WHAT?!?!

George: Dreeeam! Get back here!

Dream: IT'S FASTER THAN THE BOAT! WHAT?! Oh my god, the dolphin left you. The dolphin left you.

George: Wait, I can't get you! [Dream jumps out of the boat and freezes George] NOOO!!!

Dream: Yes! Yes! Oh my god! Oh my god!

George: What? I was literally just spamming you!

Dream: Oh my god! 'Cause you can't attack me while you're frozen!

George: Oh, my god.

Dream: My heart. What, you had a dolphin?

George: The dolphin's faster than the boat!

Dream: [getting on land] The dolphin's actually faster than the boat! [sees an Enderman] Oh my god, I need this [he sets off two creepers by the Enderman, but it survives]

George: *inaudible* Yes, die to the Enderman. No!

Dream: Did it drop one? It did! It did drop one.

George: Ahh... Dream!

Dream: That was so close. George: Ugh, stop looking at me!

Chapter 6 19:14
Dream: [kills an Enderman and gets a pearl] Yes!

George: I just saw an Enderman teleport right next to me. [Dream laughs] Oh look, there you are!

Dream: 'Cause I got two! [giggles] Dream: So my strategy was useless.

George: Ya. I a- it was actually worse than mine.

Dream: Yeah, you caught up. You flipping caught up to me.

George: *inaudible*

Dream: You just found a dolphin and...

George: I should have killed you, but...

Dream: Yeah, that- that- that probably- oh my gosh, that was so intense.

George: Yeah, you're so lucky I didn't just destroy you. Dream: Deserts are easy to find Endermen in. Dream: [singing] Endermen, come out, come out. And play. Dream: Oh, a desert well. I have two-

George: That's so useful.

Dream: Ender Eyes. [pause] I don't see you.

George: Huh. You changed direction.

Dream: I did, uh-huh. I'm just trying to find Endermen.

[Dream passes a second well]

George: Two desert wells.

Dream: [gasps and looks for George] You little spooker. Dream: This desert's big, which is good, I guess, but, I can't find any Endermen.

George: That's good for me.

Dream: Or maybe I'm lying and I found like ten already.

George: Heh. George: Oh, interesting.

Dream: What?

George: I just saw something.

Dream: [sees an Enderman and gasps] Yes. [he fights the Enderman, until it dies in a creeper explosion and drops a pearl] [Dream looks back after crossing a river and sees George]

Dream: You're such a little- [turns away to deal with a husk]

George: No! There's a spider.

Dream: Cross the water. Come on.

George: Alright.

Dream: I'll make you drown.

George: No, leave me alone.

Dream: [getting attacked by a spider] Oh my gosh. [freezes George, who suddenly pearls across the river] Come on. WHAT?! Oh my god!

George: *inaudible*

Dream: [running away] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

George: How did I not kill you!

Dream: Because you're frozen! You can't attack me when you're frozen!

George: I was- I w- I- I felt like I clicked you before you even knew what was happening!

Dream: W- I was- you- I was looking right at you, therefore the game registered that I saw you! Dream: Oh my god, that was- what the hell was that? You killed an Enderman and got a pearl?

George: [laughing] Clearly. [gets frozen] Leave me alone! Dream: I literally mentioned that. You used my own, like, thing against me. Dream: Ah, it's morning again. Mmm.

George: Oh no, no more Endermen. George: [frozen] Oh my god, look what it is.

Dream: What?

George: Behind you.

Dream: I don't want to look behind me.

George: Look behind you.

Dream: [turns and runs] Oh, there's a village.

George: It's not a village.

Dream: Yeah. Oh, there's a desert temple!

George: Did you actually not notice that? Oh, there is a village as well!

Dream: Yeah, there's a village behind it. I think it didn't render for me yet, the desert temple didn't. There's a village right behind the desert temple, that's pretty OP. We always find these good seeds.

George: Go get- yeah, go get the, uh-

Dream: Maybe I will.

George: Go get the desert temp- go get the temple.

Dream: I can't get you, why can't I get you?

George: I don't know- [an explosion sounds] what the hell?

Dream: Wait, what just blew- something blew it up. [George laughs] What happened? What was that?

George: At least you're not getting the temple.

Dream: Something blew it up.

Finale 22:26
Dream: Alright, well I kinda wanna... um... alright. Oh god. [starts building another tower] Okay. [briefly freezes George, who then hides behind a tree] Oh my gosh. Dream: Okay, well, you're not gonna be able to sneak up on my like you did last time, I hope you realize that.

George: Okay. We'll wait and see. [Dream sets up furnaces and starts cooking meat, then sees George running away and freezes him]

George: No, I'm literally running away. Leave me alone!

Dream: Why, so you can get-

George: I'm leaving! I'm leaving!

Dream: Wait, you're out of- [gasps] you're out of my render distance! Where'd you go? [the freezing laser blinks a few times]

George: Stop *inaudible*

Dream: I'm just- I'm scanning.

George: You're like tracing me!

Dream: I'm scanning. Where'd you go? You're going towards the village.

George: Leave me alone, I just wanna go get some food. From the village. Dream: I wish I had more iron, I don't even have full iron armor.

George: Whatcha need iron for? I guess killing the dragon kind of hard.

Dream: Enjoying your time at the village? [picks up his furnaces]

George: I am! The villagers are nice, they've got good food, um...

Dream: "The villagers are nice".

George: Yeah.

Dream: You're such a weirdo.

George: They've got... a nice scenic view. [Dream mines down the tower] And yeah, it's pretty- pretty good out here. I'm living the life. What are you doing?

Dream: I'm waiting until nighttime. It's about to be night actually.

George: Okay.

[Dream runs the opposite direction from the village, but doesn't make it far before George kills him from behind a tree]

Dream: WHAT?!

George: [laughs]