Jesus Wick

This page is Jesus Wick, a character played by Foolish. For Foolish's character on the Dream SMP, see Foolish Gamers/SMP. To see other characters Foolish plays go to Foolish. This character is dubiously canon.

Jesus Wick is a new character on the Dream SMP who once appeared randomly in a livestream where Mexican Dream was trying to be TommyInnit's lawyer but instead everyone obsessed over Mexican Dream's tie that looked like a penis. By the end of the stream the 4 (including Sam) came up with many ways to stop/slander JackManifold for taking the Big Innit Hotel.

Physiology
He appears to look entirely like John Wick as he had the same beard, suit, and skin color.

Personality
He appeared to have a similar personality to Mexican Dream along with similar to Tommy's aswell and was easily angered whenever anyone mentioned Satan.

The Lawsuit Against Jack Manifold
He first appeared while Tommy and Mexican Dream were talking and Tommy was surprised to see him. Then he started talking with Mexican Dream behind Tommy's back about ways to get the Big Innit Hotel back to Tommy most of them including killing JackManifold but he too thought Mexican Dream's tie was a penis. This time Tommy even defended Mexican Dream on the whole tie looking like a penis thing. Then they destroyed CaptainPuffy's message for JackManifold and replaced with propaganda to make JackManifold look bad. When Jesus Wick was asked why he came he told everyone that he came because he heard there was a big cock in town and so he just had to show up. There were also multiple times where Mexican Dream asked Jesus Wick the legal implications of what they were doing the first time he asked Jesus Wick told them the only legal implication was that they were all going to hell but other than that they were fine. After a while, while walking Tommy in front of Jesus Wick confessed that he fucks with Satan to which Mexican Dream told him that being that Jesus Wick was there he shouldn't have done that. Then Jesus Wick got even angrier when Tommy stated that Satan was just such a good man so he threatened to send Tommy to hell, then Mexican Dream that they need to slander JackManifold despite already having done that with the propaganda poster so Jesus Wick suggested the best way to do that is to end his offspring by kicking him in the balls but he was surprised to find out no one was cool with that. Then he suggested that they all get one ball to kick despite there being 4 of them until Jesus Wick stated that JackManifold has 4 balls, Mexican Dream then asked why he would do that too him. Awesamdude told Jesus Wick that he probably subjected JackManifold to so much ridicule in the locker room but Jesus Wick stated that he created such a man making everyone laugh.

Links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3grMWi0BA