Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter (Again)/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter (Again).

Roles

 * Dream - The speedrunner of the video.


 * GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George)

Script
Dream: In this video, I try and speedrun and beat Minecraft, while my friend tries to stop me. Can I kill the Ender Dragon before he kills me? We're about to find out. Also only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video consider subscribing it's free and you can change your mind. Enjoy the video. Dream: Alright you ready?

George: I'm ready Dream.

Dream: OK.

[George giggles]

George: You just run.

[Dream punches George into the water]

George: No!

[George punches Dream]

[George and Dream giggle]

Dream: Yay, boosted me.

[George giggles]

George: No, I was damaging you.

[Dream punches a Sheep]

George: Wha-, Dream that's a Sheep!

[Dream Laughs]

George: OK.

[Dream punches some Sweet Berries]

George: Don't take my berries!

Dream: I want them.

[Dream falls down a hole]

George: Those are my berries. Oh!

[George Laughs]

George: Dream!

[George punches Dream]

[George Laughs More]

Dream: (I can't tell what he said)

George: Dream, get back in that dark cave! What is that!

[Dream Laughs]

George: It's just a massive hole!

[George gasps]

George: It's a jungle. You're running around! Woo!

[Dream punches grass while trying to hit George]

George: Wait!

[Dream punches George]

[Dream punches George again]

George: No! Dream!

[Dream Laughs]

George: Oh my god!

[Dream Laughs Longer]

George: There's just a hole. Why is there a hole in the ground.

[George giggles a little]

George: Where did you go. I don't have the compass.

[Dream Wheezes]

George: Oh, I see you. I have the compass Dream!

[George Laughs]

George: This map is crazy! What is this seed?

[Dream punches a tree]

George: Get away from this tree.

[Dream punches George 4 times]

[George punches Dream 3 times]

[Dream and George giggle]

George: No. Wait, oh no. Oh.

[George giggles a little]

Dream: What, are you doing?

George: Leave me alone. I was gonna die!

Dream: Oh.

[Dream giggles a little]

(CUT)

[Dream mines coal ore]

Dream: Interesting George, what are you doing?

George: Um.

[Dream mines stone]

George: I'm just- [George giggles a little] -chopping some wood. What are you doing?

Dream: Um, chopping some wood too. [Dream eats a sweet berry]

[Dream eats 2 more sweet berries]

George: Uh, this sand is so annoying. Just let me get the stone.

[Dream crits George and kills him]

George: Wha-!

[Dream laughs] George: *sighs* That actually like scared me.

[Dream wheezes]

[George coughs]

George: Oh my god. I was really low anyways, you literally one shot me.

Dream: I did.

George: So thanks for getting my heath back. But- *moans* -it's just so annoying.

[Dream breaks a tree]

George: I have to get all my stuff again.

Dream: It's ok.

[Dream breaks 2 melons] [Dream swims out of a river]

George: I'm getting destroyed by this cow.

Dream: A cow is destroying you?

[Dream hits a pig] Dream: There's so many things here.

[Dream crits 2 pigs and kill them]

George: What kind of things?

[Dream crits another pig and kill it]

Dream: Good things.

[Dream crits another pig and kill it]

[George giggles] [Dream swims through a river]

George: *Moans* I just saw something there.

[Dream swims to land]

George: It's very interesting. There's some experience on the floor.

Dream: Oh, Really are you in a swamp?

[Dream mines coal ore]

George: I might be.

Dream: I know where you are.

George: It might be to ya. (I don't know if this is exactly what was said.)

Dream: You're at the entrance of a swamp.

George: Oh you just remember where you left a piece of XP.

[Dream laughs]

George: A little, a little crumb of experience. George: Oooh.

[Dream hits a cow twice and kills it]

George: I just found a farm.

[Dream hits three other cows twice and kills them]

Dream: A farm?

George: Full of tasty gifts. [Dream falls on a tree and takes 1 heart of damage]

Dream: You just mean animals.

George: Yes. Dream: Hm.

[Dream mines 2 furnaces]

[Dream opens a door]

[Dream opens a chest with Iron boots and legging, 3 diamond, 9 obsidian, 7 saplings, and an iron sword]

[Dream takes the armor, obsidian, and diamonds, but puts the obsidian back]

George: What!?

[Dream puts on the armor]

George: You're in a mineshaft.

[Dream takes the obsidian]

George: Ok that's intense. What!? Oh my god.

Dream: What?

George: Wait, obsidian.

Dream: Yep.

George: I didn't even know you could get obsidian in mineshafts.

Dream: I mined it.

[Dream towers up to kill the iron golem]

George: Oh wait, you got a diamond pickaxe.

[Dream starts hitting the iron golem]

George: Ok umm, heh, this is like the fastest you've ever got to this point. I don't even have anything and you're already about to go to the nether.

[Dream laughs]

[Dream kills the iron golem]

George: Ook. Um. You, you got iron after you're basically set to go to the nether.

[Dream takes the lava]

George: Oh my god, Dream. Dream I have nothing! And you're already going to the nether!

[Dream starts building the portal]

[Dream laughs]

Dream: That's not my fault, you're acting like it's my fault.

[Dream steps 3 crops]

[Dream makes his final piece of obsidian]

[Dream lights the portal] [Dream is smelting and crafting]

George: I don't have anything!

[Dream crafts and wears a leather cap]

[Dream laughs]

[Dream takes his cooked porkchops]

[Dream laughs more]

George: Ha, stop.

[Dream goes to the nether]

George: No! I don't have a single piece of iron and you're in the nether!

[Dream comes back from the nether]

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