Minecraft Speedrunner VS Assassin ft. Notch/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Assassin ft. Notch.

Roles
Dream - The hunter of the video.

GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George) - The bodyguard to the video's speedrunner.

Notch - The special guest and speedrunner of the video.

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video, Notch, the creator of Minecraft, tries to speedrun and beat Minecraft while I try and stop him. He has a bodyguard, George, to protect him while he tries to beat the Ender dragon. If he succeeds I lose, if he dies one time I win. This is Minecraft Manhunt. This was super intense but also a lot of fun. And also, only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. You can always unsubscribe, it's free. Enjoy this extra special video.

Chapter 1 0:30
Dream: My goal is to kill you, so if I kill George it doesn't matter, as long as you live. If you-

Notch: Okay! Oh god, okay. Yeah, that- that- this is [inaudible].

George: He's after you, [inaudible].

Notch: [inaudible] that's high pressure, I like this. Dream: At the beginning, uh, we're gonna gi- instead of- usually we just- I hunt you down right away, I'm gonna give you guys like a minute long headstart.

[onscreen text appears reading "We also have Keep Inventory on to balance it :)] Dream: So, as soon as you guys are ready, then tell me, say 'go', and then run off.

Notch: Okay, we start running like this, and then we tell you like 'go'.

[Notch and George run away]

George: Should we just go?

Notch: [laughs]

George: Okay, uh… okay, just go, just go, just go.

Dream: You guys going already? Alright, fine, I'm gonna count in my head. I'm gonna count in my…

Notch: I don't even know what to… Jesus Christ.

Dream: I'll- I'll tell- I'll tell you when I start. I'll tell you when I start. George: So, get wood, get wood. George: Alright, so, let's get some wood. [giggles]

Dream: I am about to be on my way, and I will hunt you down.

Notch: Jesus.

George: [chuckles] Notch: Jesus Christ.

Dream: Is Notch even gonna know how to craft? That's the question here.

George: [giggles]

Notch: I do! [chat shows George getting the advancement "Stone Age"]

George: 'Stone Age'. Alright.

Dream: Alright, well I'm going. I'm going now, so…

[Dream starts running, following the compass]

George: Oh no.

Notch: Okay, you are?

Dream: …be- be on the lookout.

George: I'm making a swo- I'm making swords, I'm making swords.

Notch: Yeah, I made one sword.

George: Here's a stone one.

Notch: Oh, Jesus.

[Dream collects wood]

George: [giggles] Extra quick. George: [laughs] I'm scared.

Dream: Here I come.

Notch: Jesus Christ, yeah.

George: Alright, where should we go?

Notch: Uh- um, away from him.

George: Okay, I'll follow you. [Dream has made a crafting table]

George: It'll be nice to get some… some iron, quickly.

Notch: Mhm.

George: And…

[Dream begins digging]

Notch: Oh this is- this is lovely.

George: Ah, in a flower forest.

Dream: You guys having a merry good time?

Notch: Uh-

George: Yeah, we're in a flower forest; it's beautiful.

[Dream crafts a wooden pickaxe]

Notch: Uh, I've- I appear to be experiencing some adrenaline.

[all laugh]

[Dream collects cobblestone and chat show him getting the advancement "Stone Age"]

Notch: I did not expect it.

George: Oh no. Dream's getting stone. George: Oh no, you're- you're running away, Notch. I feel like I need a compass as well. [giggles]

Notch: Yeah, I'm- I'm just going… over to, uh, this very- this village! I mean this village, obvious.

George: Oh, yeah. Oh.

Notch: Yeah. Yeah, totally.

George: There's food there. [Dream crafts a furnace]

George: Hey, you know about sprint jumping, right Notch?

Notch: Spin jumping?

[Dream crafts a stone pickaxe]

George: Yeah, it's faster- it's faster if you jump when you're sprinting.

[chat shows Notch getting the advancement "Stone Age" and Dream getting the advancement "Getting an Upgrade"]

Notch: Ah. George: This might be past the Notch era, I'm not sure.

Notch: I don't remember it, actually. George: I feel like he's gonna jump on us, where is he? [giggles] What are you doing, Dream?

Dream: [laughs]

Notch: [inaudible]

Dream: I- It would not be good strategy to tell you what I'm doing. [Dream is following the compass again]

George: Oh no, it's fine.

Notch: Wait, Jesus.

George: I was just making a furnace, don't worry.

Notch: [inaudible]

Dream: Ooh, there's… there's a wolves here.

George: Alright. [giggles]

Dream: [gasps] [Dream sees George and Notch's names]

Dream: [laughs]

George: [inaudible] Are you here, Dream?

Dream: I see your name.

George: [laughs] No. Where are you? George: Alright, I've got an axe. Let's go, let's go.

Notch: [inaudible] run away a little bit.

George: We are ho- just ho- hold jump when you're running, it's faster.

[George and Notch are seen running across some plains]

George: [giggles] Where is he? Oh he's there! He's-

[Dream and George laugh]

George: Alright, um, how are you feeling at PvP, Notch? Feeling good?

Notch: Uh… I played spleef.

Dream: [laughs] That's not gonna be good enough,

Notch: No?

George: Alright, um…

Notch: I know that you deal more damage when you're falling down, at least, 'cause I added that.

[Dream and George laugh]

George: Oh yeah, the crit jumps?

Notch: Yeah.

George: Alright, so then Notch [inaudible]

Notch: [inaudible]

Dream: [laughs]

George: Don't- don't spam click, you have to like wait for your sword to recharge.

Notch: Yeah, I saw the little timer thing.

George: Yeah yeah yeah. To do full damage you need to wait. Alright, should we just kill him?

Notch: Yeah, I think so.

George: [inaudible] [laughs]

Dream: What? That's not- wait wait wait wait wait.

George: It's okay, Dream. If you want you can [inaudible] fight us.

Notch: [inaudible]

Dream: I mean, if you get separated…

[the three of them fight]

George: No!

[George kills Dream]

Dream: Noooo!

George: YES!

Notch: Nice.

George: Okay, let's run.

Notch: Oh there's a little- thing here; let's see what's in here.

Chapter 2 4:03
George: We need a cave, we need a cave.

Notch: Oh, here. George: Okay, there's iron, lava, iron. We got everything.

[Dream collects more wood]

George: Alright, uh… I don't know how much wood though.

Notch: Okay, coal.

Dream: Oh, I have plenty of wood. I can- I can lend you some, if you like.

George: [giggles] Dream: I have to think about how I'm gonna manage to kill both of you. Or at least somehow assassinate Notch. [Dream smelts on top of a tree]

[chat shows Notch getting the advancement "Getting an Upgrade"]

Notch: This is apparently a [inaudible] [nervous Notch sounds]

George: You don't have to be nervous. You saw how easily we just killed him.

Notch: Myeah.

Dream: Well that's not gonna be the case every time.

George: [chuckles] [Dream follows the compass]

George: 'Kay. Here is a mutton.

Notch: Oh, I love mutton. [chat shows Notch getting the advancement "Acquire Hardware"]

Dream: You guys are getting a bit of a headstart, 'cause I cannot find what I need to find. [chat shows George getting the advancement "Hot Stuff"]

George: Okay. Perfect.

Notch: Ah. Smart.

[George and Notch laugh]

George: Alright, lets get out of here. George: Alright. I don't like being in this cave when Dream can just come out of nowhere, so I think we should probably get out.

Notch: I agree.

George: Okay.

Notch: I thought you were coming back so I destroyed the torch.

George: Oh okay, yeah, let's get out. George: A nice lava pool? Oh.

Notch: Creeper! Aw man.

[Dream and George laugh]

Notch: See, that was a popular culture reference. George: Wow, he knows about Minecraft? What?

Notch: I have to make up for the- oh god!

George: Don't die to a creeper, otherwise it's game over. [Dream kills a spider]

Notch: Okay, I feel like he's probably around; he's very quiet.

[Dream and George laugh]

George: Yeah, why you so quiet, Dream? What are you doing?

Dream: Because I… I'm looking for… you.

[Dream stops to collect iron]

George: [chuckles] George: Come on, chicken. Cook quicker. Cook quicker.

[Dream breaks into a cave]

George: Oh, I thought that was Dream for a second.

[Dream is shot and killed by a skeleton]

Dream: [gasps] Wha-a-at?!

[indistinct happy George and Notch sounds]

Dream: What just happened?! [respawns] You're joking!

Notch: [inaudible] the limit.

George: Run run run. [laughs] George: You're dying to mobs; do we even need to do anything?

Dream: [laughs] Shut up.

[Dream sets up furnaces to smelt iron] [chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Acquire Hardware"]

[Dream crafts an iron sword]

George: Oh there's a creeper here, watch out watch out watch out! Oh, no. Oh!

Notch: Two creepers, oooookay, I'm alive!

George: Okay.

Notch: Somehow.

George: I almost just died.

Notch: [surprised Notch sound] One more! Get- ohhh my god.

[George is blown up by a creeper]

Dream: [laughs]

Notch: Okay, uh, I'm alive, so, uh…

George: Oh look at you Dream! Look it!

[Dream and George laugh]

Dream: I have an- I can go and kill Notch before you get back to him!

[George runs]

George: Okay, um, wait Notch! Uh… Oh my god, what are the coords? Notch: There're three creepers in here!

Dream: Well Not- Not- if Notch dies, I win. So even if he dies to a creeper I win.

George: Just get out of the cave; I'm coming back. Get out of the cave. [Dream digs down]

George: Wh- when I respawned, I just see Dream smelting at spawn.

[all laugh]

Dream: Don't talk about it.

George: And I was like 'Oh, should I go kill him?' and I remember 'No, there's keepInventory. There's no point'.

Notch: Oh Jesus! [inaudible] creepers spawn around here?

George: [inaudible] survive, survive, whatever you do. [Dream follows the compass]

George: Alright, I'm making us… shields. Do you know how to use shields?

Notch: No. There's an offhand thing, is that it?

George: Alright. Yeah yeah. So here, put that, then open your inventory, and ne- like under your inventory crafting bench, there's another slot.

Notch: Ah.

George: So, just keep that in mind.

Notch: Mmkay.

George: But technically, you're a tank, as long as you're holding that shield.

[Dream fills a bucket with water as he passed by a crafting table and furnace left by George and Notch]

Notch: Does the shield take damage? I assume so.

George: The shield has durability, yeah.

Notch: Yeah.

[Dream empties the furnace of coal before stealing it outright]

[chat shows Notch getting the advancement "Not Today, Thank You"]

George: And you can't attack whilst you're using the shield.

Notch: I- yeah, I just noticed.

[George and Notch chuckle]

George: Oh, I'm taking a lot of damage.

[Dream sees George and Notch fighting mobs through the trees and sneaks towards them]

Notch: Jesus.

George: Yeah, this is bad. There's a lot of mobs here.

[Dream creeps closer, moving between trees to hide behind]

George: Why are there so many mobs? Alright.

Notch: Ah, sunrise. Sunrise. Okay.

George: Yeah, let's get out of under the trees and then the zombies will start burning. Okay, um, we made some good- good pro- oh, he's right behind us! He's right behind us!

[Dream charges]

Dream: [laughs]

[they fight]

Notch: Jesus.

George: Oh my god. Okay, if you need to, hold- oh!

[George kills Dream]

Dream: No! No! Why'd you turn around?! [respawns]

Notch: Yes!

George: [laughs]

Dream: Why did you turn around?!

Notch: Ohmygod!

George: Oh, are you low?

Notch: I'm on one health!

George: Okay, um… okay, just run. Run to the s- run to the village.

Notch: Yep.

Chapter 3 7:59
[Dream kills a sheep]

George: Oh my god, I got so lucky. I turned around and saw him. Here, eat this, eat this. [Dream kills a pig]

George: [giggles]

Notch: Look, I'm PewDiePie!

George: [laughing] [in a Swedish accent] Top of morning! [Dream collects stone]

George: I don't wanna… lose you and have Dream just sneak up again.

Dream: [laughs maliciously]

Notch: Yeah. Notch: [inaudible] Whoops.

[Dream approaches a village]

George: 'Kay, I'm smelting some more stuff. Oh, he's there. He's there again. Okay.

Notch: [inaudible]

George: You wanna just die again, Dream?

Dream: [chuckles] Oh, well, em, alright, I'm gonna go away for just a little bit.

[Dream moves away]

George: [giggles] Get away from us. Dream: Oh Notch! I'm coming to get you!

George: [inaudible]

Notch: This is so s- oh God. Jesus.

[Dream smelts iron]

Notch: Well. Okay, so…

George: Wait, what is he- oh, he's smelting over there.

[a creeper detonates near Dream]

Dream: [yelps] A creeper!

George: Um- George: Well Dream's just over there, so… I guess we can just leave, and… go get more iron. Notch: And a music disc.

George: Oh. Which disc is it?

Notch: Uh, let's see here, uh, "13".

George: Which one's that? I don't remember.

Notch: Me neither. It's not the broken one. I thought it was the-

George: The broken one's the scary one.

Notch: Yeah. Dream: So what- what's the story behind that disc? The broken disc? Isn't that- isn't there a story behind it?

Notch: I think it… I think I drew the graphics first, and then, uh, I don't know, exactly… how that turned into the backstory of what it was, but- so I started with the graphics just being there, and I wasn't sure for what.

[Dream collects food from the village farms]

Dream: Yeah.

Notch: So I think that's what's kinda triggered it. I don't remember the story of, like- [inaudible]

Dream: Well that's pretty cool. Notch: How do you get the dog?

George: You right-click it. Okay.

Notch: I've been playing too much Factorio. [Dream follows the compass]

George: So sneak to get out.

Notch: Thank you. I was not [inaudible] that. George: Okay. Wait. I think I j-

Notch: [inaudible]

George: I don't know if I'm seeing things; I think I might have just seen Dream's nametag. Um…

Notch: Okay.

George: Let's get out of this cave, let's get out. Let's get out.

Notch: [inaudible]

George: Wait-

Notch: Okay.

George: Did I see him?

Notch: Probably.

[George and Notch emerge from the ground ahead of Dream and see him]

George: Oh, I did see him! I did see him! Okay. [Dream runs away]

Dream: I will spare you for now. Notch: Oh, look at this over here! Look over there!

George: What? Oh, okay.

Notch: The beautiful stuff. I mean, to win the game, I meant.

George: Yes.

Dream: [chuckles] [Dream searches underground]

Notch: I'm- um- I'm getting very good [inaudible]

Dream: Look behind you.

George: No you're not.

Dream: [laughs] I'm nowhere near you.

George: [laughs] Let me see; I don't see you anywhere. [inaudible]

Dream: I just wanted to make you paranoid. [Dream follows the compass]

George: We've just gotta be on the lookout.

Notch: Oh, god, okay. I'll-

George: Um-

Notch: I'll pretend to participate and be on the lookout. George: Just be careful, uh, we don't want Dream to come out of nowhere and-

Notch: Jesus, zombie! George: I'm so nervous doing this portal.

Notch: Do we need to have a shovel for that? To get the flint? Notch: Is that even gravel? No, that's diorite. New textures.

George: Yeah, the textures are confusing. I don't see any. Any gravel.

[Dream approaches Notch from behind as George runs to their cast Nether portal frame]

George: Um, okay, we can try something else. We might not need it. Um, there's a nice little trick we can try.

[Dream lands several hits on Notch]

Notch: Oh, shit, he's here! Ahhh, god!

[George comes running back from setting wood beside the portal]

George: Okay! [laughs] I got you!

[George attacks Dream as he tries to get to Notch]

George: Run! Dream.

[Dream dumps lava behind him to trap George]

George: I'll take that lava, thank you.

[Dream takes more lava from the pool]

George: Okay, um…

[Dream places the lava inside the portal frame]

George: Eat up if you haven't.

Notch: Yep.

[Dream collects water from the river]

George: Okay. Dream, you're so- so naughty. You come when we're about to go in the Nether.

[George kills Dream just before he can place the water and solidify the lava in the frame]

George: Yes!

Dream: No!

[Dream respawns]

Notch: Oh wow. Oh god.

Dream: Did I- did I place something? NO!

George: [inaudible]

Notch: [inaudible]

Dream: No! You're joking!

George: [laughs] Did you try blocking up our portal?

Dream: Oh…

Notch: I think so.

Dream: …my god.

George: I just realized, you'd been quiet for so long! Dream: I- I- I don't know how I didn't place the water; you'll see on my screen. I- I swear I placed it. Ughhh.

George: [inaudible] this lava. [Dream follows the compass]

Dream: I almost- I almost assassinated you.

Notch: Yeah, I don't know-

George: [inaudible]

Notch: -if I lucked out, or if you let me go, but- [chuckles] I was so sure I was dead there.

Dream: [chuckles] I thought I had you. I thought- I thought I would have killed you already in that many hits.

Notch: Yeah, I kept reopening inventory 'cause I double clicked it to close the slot faster.

George: [giggles]

Dream: I was- I wasn't sure- this was my mindset; I wasn't sure if I would be able to kill you, so I thought "Well, if I can maybe block off the portal, with like obsidian, then I can stall".

Notch: Oh, yeah.

Dream: So I thought "Immana try and-"

Notch: Well it worked out for me, so…

Dream: Ugh. [Dream passes through the village again]

Dream: Oh, I- I only- I hes- I hesitated for a second, and it messed me up. Dream: George, you bare- you barely got there in time, George. If you had- if you had been like, literally five- like a second later maybe, I probably would have had him. 'Cause he wasn't sprint jumping and I was.

George: Yeah, you weren't sprint jump, Notch.

Chapter 4 12:43
[Dream approaches the site of George and Notch's portal]

George: [laughs] Watch out.

Notch: Yep. Yep. Yep.

George: Oh my god. Okay. Uh… why is this portal not burning?

Notch: Oh- uh- eh- have a little zombie- next to you.

George: Yeah, the little zombies, I- I hate them. Whose idea- [gasps] He's here! He's here! Run! Just run! Run! Run! Run!

[Dream and Notch fight as George quickly intervenes]

Dream: No!

George: Just run! Run, Notch!

[George places water to slow Dream]

George: Run!

Dream: No!

Notch: I think, two against one, we can take him!

George: No!

Dream: Come on!

[Notch kills Dream]

Dream: No! You're joking! You're joking!

Notch: [happy Notch sounds]

George: I had two hearts!

Dream: Oh my god, how low were you? George: I was dead.

Notch: Ohhhhhkay. That's where we're running.

[Notch and George laugh]

[Dream kills a sheep] [Dream follows the compass]

George: We need gravel. Gravel. Gravel.

Dream: Oh Geooorge. [laughs] Dream: Oh Noooootch. [laughs]

Notch: Oh god!

George: Let's go, quick. Go. Notch: Into the Nether. This is gonna end well!

George: Oh.

Notch: Let's g- Oh god!

[chat shows George and Notch getting the advancement "We Need to Go Deeper"]

Notch: Spiders!

George: Are you through? Oh watch out watch out watch out!

Notch: Ooh! Jeez!

George: Oh, wait what!?

Notch: The spider went through the portal!

George: Oh my god!

Notch: There's two spiders here!

George: Don't let 'em push you in lava!

Dream: Yes, get him! Kill him!

George: Okay. Okay. We're good, we're good.

Notch: Oh. Wow. Okay. Well this is a cool spawn.

George: Alright. Nether… fortress, we need to- find it. George: We need a [inaudible]

Notch: Oh my god, this is terrifying.

George: Yeah, be careful.

Notch: This looks much… uh, easi- wow, I haven't fallen yet.

George: Ugh, this- this is not a good spawn. I don't like this. Notch: Ooh, there's a drop here.

George: Just try not to fall in the lava, because…

Notch: Okay. Yeah.

George: …that would be the end of the video.

[Dream stops for iron]

Notch: Okay, so, I see the gameplay has changed. The meta's changed a bit.

George: Yeah yeah yeah.

Notch: Back when I played it was all about jumping in the lava.

Dream: [laughs]

George: Ever since- ever since 1.10, it's been "Don't fall in lava".

Notch: Okay. See, that's much smarter.

Dream: There was the… "No-" "Anti-Lava Update".

Notch: [inaudible]

Dream: It was right after you left.

George: I think we should go back. George: Oh, I lost you.

Notch: Well, I was looking at the itty bitty pigman committee.

George: [laughs] [Dream arrives at George and Notch's Nether portal and steps through]

George: Oh. It goes this way? Left or right, what do you think?

Notch: Mmm, I'm not sure.

[Dream emerges into the Nether and chat shows him getting the advancement "We Need to Go Deeper"]

George: I guess it's fifty-fifty- okay, Dream's in here! Dream's in here with us!

Notch: Oh gosh. Okay, let's go get him.

Dream: Oh, this is right on the lava.

Notch: No, no, [inaudible]

Dream: That would have been great if the spiders knocked you off right away.

George: [laughs]

Notch: Oh yeah. [Dream uses furnaces]

George: Okay, so, technically, unless Dream gets lucky, he should not find us. Um…

Notch: Yeah, we were fully visible from the portal there though, so he probably saw us.

George: [laughs] [inaudible]

Notch: [inaudible] just turned around, there was like big, big major portal just happening there. Ah, this is nice.

George: Let's not place anything on the gravel in case it just falls.

Notch: Oh, okay. George: Okay, the good thing is I don't see him anywhere.

Notch: But he is down there.

George: [laughs]

Notch: I have a different definition of 'good', but- [inaudible] don't see him. George: Yeah, I hear her.

Notch: Oh, there we go.

Dream: 'Her'?

George: I guess it's female? I feel like they're female.

Notch: I have n- I haven't even thought about it. 'Her'?

Dream: [laughs]

George: They sound female.

Dream: They're- they're actually- they're ac- they're actually gay, according to J. K. Rowling.

George: [laughs]

Notch: [laughs] 'According to J. K. Rowling'!

[chat shows George getting the advancement A Terrible Fortress]

Notch: The Gus Johnson's kid? [inaudible] from like the doorway or whatever? [Dream begins seeking out George and Notch's trail]

Dream: [frustrated Dream sound] The compass doesn't work.

George: Alright, so now we just need to find the blazes.

Notch: I'm taking the saddle.

George: So if you see any blazes just let me know.

Notch: Mm-mm.

George: Hmmm. Notch: No- oh, no, the blaze rod [inaudible] the corpse flew here-

George: Oh.

Dream: [laughs]

Notch: and the- the- the [inaudible] here.

Dream: 'The corpse'.

George: [laughs] [inaudible]

Dream: Minecraft loses its E rating.

George: [laughs] [inaudible]

Notch: [laughs] Is that an actual thing? Cor- you can't have corpses? Well, yeah, for E, yeah, that makes sense.

Dream: [laughs] [chat shows George getting the advancement "Into Fire"]

Dream: Where can you have possibly gone? There's not even a path.

George: [laughs] Yeah, we spent like half our time in the Nether just trying to find even a way of getting out of the, like the spawn area. Dream: Can't… find…

George: Oh there's one here. I don't know if you're just saying that, or if… [laughs]

Dream: I can't find where to go.

George: He's just secretly watching us from like twenty blocks away. George: [laughs] Getting nervous.

Dream: Where could you possibly have gone? [Dream spots the Nether fortress]

Dream: [gasps] Ooh!

George: [laughs] I don't like the sound of that.

Dream: [laughs] Okay, okay.

George: Oh, watch out.

Notch: Jesus. Dream: I don't remember- I don't even remember where I came from; I don't know how to get back to where I was.

George: [laughs]

Notch: Oh yeah. I have no idea.

George: We…

Dream: This Nether is…

George: I know the coords of the fortress, let me just take my screenshot.

Dream: This Nether is discombobulating.

Notch: Ah, smart. Notch: The Nether is undulating?

Dream: [laughs] I said 'discombobulating'.

Notch: Ah, yeah. Okay.

Dream: It's confusing.

Notch: Oh! Okay, I found another spawner! [Dream gets back to the Nether portal]

George: Well… okay. So… we need to go this way. ALright so…

[Dream mines out a space underneath the portal]

Notch: So tempted to- to hit the pigmen.

George: No, no, no.

Notch: I know! [Dream hides in the secret room benath the portal]

George: We need to go this direction, okay. Oh, there's a Wither skeleton.

Dream: I'm so lost.

George: Oh, there's another one. Okay.

Dream: I'm so. Lost. I saw the fortress, but… I- I was so across from it that I don't know how to get to it.

George: I just have a scary feeling that he's waiting for us at the portal. George: [laughs] Dreeeam. [laughs]

Dream: Geooorge. Noootch.

George: Where are you? [laughs]

Dream: [laughs] Come out to play.

Notch: Uh… [inaudible]

Dream: [laughs]

George: Alright. So Dream, what are you doing right now?

Dream: I'm trying to find my way back.

George: Back where?

Dream: I was looking for you guys for so long. To the portal!

George: Uh-huh. Okay.

[silence]

Notch: Thanks.

George: Oh, did I block you?

Notch: Yep.

George: Oh, sorry.

Notch: [laughs] Ah, it's okay.

George: Alright, I [inaudible]

Dream: You already finished getting blaze rods, there's no way.

Notch: No, I helped!

George: I propose a plan where… I go through as a tester, okay?

Notch: Smart.

George: Okay, here, I'll give you these. Um, those are important.

[someone eats]

Notch: Yep.

George: [sighs] Okay. [laughs]

[Dream watches George's nametag disappear through the portal, then pops out and attacks Notch]

Notch: Oh. Wait.

Dream: [laughs] YEEEEEES!!! YEEEEEES!!!

George: [inaudible]

Notch: Jesus! I just threw away my sword! I just threw away my sword!

[Dream kills Notch]

Dream: YEEEEEEEES!!!

George: What?!

Notch: I threw away my sword! [inaudible] you to get through the portal?!

[George has returned and attacks Dream]

George: Dream!

Notch: Oh my god!

Dream: Yeees! Yeees!

George: Were you waiting in here?

Dream: Yes, I was hiding right here.

[George kills Dream]

George: No. [Dream is now in creative mode]

Dream: I was hiding- I was hiding in here, if you come over here…

Notch: Is my sword even around here somewhere, or did I throw it off the cliff?

Dream: I- might- you might have thrown it off the cliff.

Notch: I think I threw it in lava.

Dream: This- Notch, come here.

George: Oh…

Dream: This is where I was hiding. George and Notch, I'll show you. I was hiding right in here…

Notch: Ah.

Dream: And then I saw George's name go through, and I just came out. And I got you.

George: [inaudible]

Dream: I absolutely owned you.

George: If we had just gone through together...

Notch: I was turning around to see where I threw my sword when I saw you.

Dream: Your bodyguard should never have left you, that was- that was your biggest mistake, George.

Notch: Are you talking about Dr- are you talking about George, or my sword?

Dream: [laughs] Both of them. Notch: That was super fun. We got way further than I thought. Was-

Dream: You got further than I thought! I thought I'd kill you early. I thought I'd kill you guys early.

Notch: [inaudbile] play Minecraft again. This is fun, man, and this world going [inaudible]

George: [inaudible]

Dream: Well that was a lot of fun, and I'm glad that I won because I get to say forever that I beat Notch in Minecraft.

[Notch begins fighting the zombie pigmen]

George: Oh no!

Dream: Notch is just getting destroyed by pigmen now.

George: I'm protecting.

Dream: Do you have anything you wanna shout out or anything, Notch? Your Twitter, anything like that?

Notch: [inaudible] make sure to subscribe to George.

Dream: [laughs] Yes.

Notch: [inaudible] subscribe to Dream.

George: Alright. [inaudible] fun.

Notch: Yep. Um, bye- I'll get the recording over to you.

Dream: Bye.

Notch: Bye.

George: Thank you. Bye. [laughs]