This cursed Minecraft video will trigger you.../Transcript

The transcript of Dream's video This cursed Minecraft video will trigger you...

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Video title: this cursed Minecraft video will trigger you...

Date published: July 6, 2019

Runtime: 5:33

People: Dream

Script
(Video opens with Dream breaking stone with an enchanted diamond shovel, then switching to his enchanted diamond pickaxe to break dirt.)

Dream: Hey! What's up guys, I thought I'd go ahead and give you a tour of my Minecraft house. I just recently finished it. I thought I'd go ahead and show you guys what it's all about!

(Dream reaches the surface and walks towards his house. The house is obviously built wrong, with different types of wood and stairs randomly replaced with blocks.)

So we'll get started once I get up here to the surface, I was just finishing mining a little bit, got a lot of dirt that I kinda have...

(Dream enters the house through a door made of two trapdoors making it difficult to get through, but first stops to kill a tamed dog with his diamond sword.)

So this is the entrance to my house, and uh... got a nice door here, pretty great. It's effective to keep mobs out, they can't get through this [the door], it's a little confusing for them.

(Inside the house is a double chest with cobblestone above it making it impossible to open and a 1x1 lava hole labeled "trash bin".

I need to eat, my hunger is... (He eats rotten flesh, which gives him hunger) Anyway, we have a lot of trash on us, as you can see... Get rid of some of that real quick, while I record... (He tosses his diamond tools enchanted with Sharpness and his diamond armor enchanted with Protection into the lava)

I did want to make us a bed, because I don't know where ours went, I think it's gone, but I need some wool for that. Got our sheep here... (Dream exits the house and walks towards his farm, stopping to take shears out of a chest.) We got a... got a nice farm setup going here, I read somewhere that you need to use these [shears] to... you know, get the sheep. Let me go ahead and get in there real quick.

(Instead of opening the fence gate of the farm, Dream goes down a ladder and through a tunnel into the farm.)

Let me go ahead and get in there real quick, the defenses are there... This is a cool way, it keeps the mobs out, and it makes you be able to go in, um, it's very effective, I love it, gonna get some wool...

(Dream punches his sheep with the shears until they die. Midway through, a spider climbs over the fence and starts attacking him.)

Oh, I'm getting killed. Are they fighting back? Oh no, it's this spider. I don't have my sword... (punches spider with shears, then kills his last sheep) Let me go, let me go. See, this is why you have this [tunnel]... the spider, the spider can't actually get me... (eats more rotten flesh) It's quite effective, I have three wool now, and wood... You know what that means, I can make myself a bed, if this spider would go.

(Dream punches the spider some more until he gives up and runs back to the house) Just run. And look, if we go through this door... (struggles to fit through the door) Oh, that was close, geez. But now it can't get in. This door is super effective. I'll go ahead and use my crafting bench (uses the bench, which is located below the lava of his trash bin) and I will make us a nice bed here. I heard that we can put this in the Nether, so I might actually... I will wait, I will use that in a minute in the Nether. I don't have a portal yet, but I can build one for sure. Just gotta heal up (eats more rotten flesh).

(He throws two eggs) Need some chickens, for defense - I have eggs, let me grab those. Haha, the spider just fell to its death. Got a nice farm going on...

(Dream shows his melon farm, which is built in such a way that no melons can possibly grow, then tramples some crops. After a bit, a creeper sound plays, but nothing blows up) Haven't really, haven't really... I heard a creeper somewhere, I think. I gotta go off a little bit, I haven't seen any growth yet, but hopefully soon enough this water will kick in and we'll be able to get it, and that will be amazing.

(He reenters his house, struggling to get through the door some more) And I honestly don't know what to do with these eggs. I haven't found them very, uh, helpful as of yet... (He throws eggs until one spawns a baby cow, then leaves his house again.) And once I find out, then I will use them! But for now, I'll just... just put them in my chest.

Um... I don't know why I have that there. (tries to open the chest with cobblestone over it) Go ahead and check on what we smelted, I think I've got some ores from when I was mining earlier to smelt... (He runs up to a group of furnaces, one facing the wrong way, then opens a furnace which is using coal to smelt charcoal) Oh, is the charcoal done? It is done, okay. Yeah, I didn't know how I could get charcoal until I learned you had to use your um, your coal or whatever to cook it from the wood, and then you can, um, get charcoal. You cook a log, it takes one log, and some fuel like coal or whatever, and, yeah that's what I used here. And then, uh, you can get some charcoal, and it's good to use on stuff like this.

And there's zombies here! And I left my sword, I have a spare sword here (opens a chest with more Sharpness armor and a Protection sword) It's got Protection I, so it'll protect me (kills the zombies) That was easy. It wasn't even... not even a question. I do see a creeper... I don't want to bring it by my house. I'm gonna try and take it out real quick. This'll be great. (kills the creeper) Haha, that was great. I've seen some of 'em around, I've never actually had my house blown up yet, but I have seen them around.

(Dream sees a pig in a hole, which proceeds to blow up, knocking him into the sky on half a heart. He falls to the ground and dies.) And the pig just... blew up my house. That is.. nice. Well, um... we can... See, my bed's not set. If my bed was set... I don't even know where my house is, I lost my house, didn't I? I don't know where my house is.

Um... we'll be right back, I'm gonna find my house, and, um... get the bed and make sure we get that bed going because if we get the bed going then um... then if we die like that to some creepers or pigs or whatever then we can... get back instantly. That'd be great for, uh... you know, the next episode, but we'll put an end to this episode and after we've done that we can continue on... and leave suggestions down below for what we should do next.

(Cut to Dream in the Nether, holding a bed.) Alright guys! So we went ahead and made it to the Nether, I'm just trying to sleep real quickly, that way we can say bye to this episode and we can go into the next and make sure there's no mobs at our house... (He sleeps in the bed, which doesn't blow up and functions like a normal bed). I will see you guys next time, looks like we're getting a good night's rest... see you next time. (Video ends).