Callahan/SMP

"This page is about the character on the Dream SMP. For the person who plays this character, see Callahan." "Do you think I'm ugly now that I have no brim?"

Callahan is the squire of the Dream SMP, and one of the eight founding members of the SMP, he is the third member of the SMP, and joined on April 24, 2020. He does not get involved in major conflicts, but shows up to big events on the server and sporadically joins otherwise. Callahan is notably the only member on the SMP who has not revealed his voice, and is often mocked by other players for this fact. He also does not stream at all, and is largely inactive on the server. Not many people seem to know who he is, as seen with Technoblade during the Manberg-Pogtopia War. He has a habit of combat-logging, such as with the Manberg Festival, Manberg vs Pogtopia War, and Las Nevadas.

Appearance
Callahan appears to be a human that has light skin and blue eyes. He wears a reindeer-themed onesie, red nose and a Captain America mask.

Biology
Callahan appears to be a human, but is sometimes described as godlike by other members because of his access to console.

Personality
Callahan is quiet and doesn't show much of his personality. He has proven to be much of a comic relief, not caring about personal belongings or staying alive, as he gets killed quite often when he's online. This can be attributed to him not streaming as well as him never speaking, only using chat to speak with others.

Early Dream SMP
Callahan is one of the eight original SMP members, along with Dream, Sapnap, George, Alyssa, Awesamdude, Ponk & BadBoyHalo. He was often seen wandering around the Community House and hanging with Alyssa. He built a small house around the main lake that he and Alyssa both lived in for a short amount of time. Later Callahan built a small dirt house with a chest and a bed inside of it. Callahan does not store much in this house, as he doesn't hold onto belongings due to not caring about them. This house was later looted by George attempting to get iron. He is not a part of the main storyline. Despite this, Callahan has attended many important events.

Manberg Rebellion
During the Manberg Rebellion, he went to the Manberg Festival, where he was killed by Technoblade through use of a firework, causing him to combat-log. Later, in the Manberg vs Pogtopia War, Callahan agreed to assist George in building his new home. He largely supported the Dream SMP side, cooperating in the dethronement of Eret, in iron armor. When he came to the ruins of L'Manberg, he was threatened by Technoblade, and asked if he supported government, causing Callahan to log off. He was appointed as the squire of the Dream SMP by George shortly after.

Retribution Arc
Callahan was not seen online very often following the Manberg vs Pogtopia War. CaptainPuffy jokingly hinted that he may be dead, stating, "Why do you think Callahan hasn't logged on in a while?" She said this while wearing a reindeer suit, possibly a reference to Callahan's reindeer skin. However, Callahan would be seen on the server multiple times following this statement, confirming it to simply be a joke.

Callahan was present during the aftermath of the Green Festival, standing atop the ruins of the Community House while Technoblade, TommyInnit, Tubbo, and Dream argued below. After Dream and Techno left, Callahan joined the L'Manbergians and their allies at Eret's fortress as they considered what to do next. The following day, he fought in the Doomsday War on the side of L'Manberg, having seemingly betrayed Dream. He also was one of the many server members who came to rescue Tommy and Tubbo during the Disc Confrontation.

Empowerment Arc
When BadBoyHalo showed the Egg to Quackity and Callahan, Callahan seemed to dislike it. He chose to step on a magma block until he died so he can leave the area, indicating that he is against it. He became inactive for a period of time afterward, only sporadically logging on during non-lore moments. Callahan would later attempt to place a block of TNT to destroy a road connecting the rest of the server to Las Nevadas, but the block was destroyed by Quackity and he was attacked by Quackity shortly after, causing him to disconnect.

Quotes
Note: These are typed quotes from the chat


 * "Do you think I'm ugly now that I have no brim?" - whispered to George when he took off his reindeer costume
 * "That was hot can you say that again"
 * "I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me"
 * "EAT THE RICH"
 * "She may be a diamond but she isn't a hoe"
 * "Squish me"

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