User blog:AnonymousDaFox/Dream SMP Quotes Through Google Translate

What the title said! These quotes are not in order whatsoever (unless I'm unaware they are) and I'm new to the fandom so the quotes (that I found) may not exist... anyway here you go.

NOTE: I only add the periods, exclamation points, question marks, and quote marks.

Original
"How do you choose people if everyone's against you?"

Google Translated
"When everyone is against you, how do you want?"

Original
"I can't believe I got a diamond pick and a diamond axe for free!"

Google Translated
"There is a reason to believe in the point of the diamond: it is not, I can not and I got to the crown, it is drawn, with certain certainty that it happened."

Original
"My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg…..The EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY! IS TO REVOKE! THE CITIZENSHIP OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT!"

Google Translated
"First, as president ... STANDARD CHANGES, VILLAGE! OFF! GISAGARA wilburi soot na TOMMYINNIT!"

Original
“Welcome home Theseus!”

Google Translated
"Welcome back home!"