ConnorEatsPants/SMP


 * This page is about the character from the Dream SMP. For the streamer who plays this character, see ConnorEatsPants.

""You're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... and I hope you find what you're looking for.""

ConnorEatsPants, more commonly known as Connor, is the twenty sixth member of the Dream SMP who joined after the Manberg vs Pogtopia War, on November 16, 2020.

Physiology
Connor is a human with light skin, blue eyes, and brown hair. He wears a blue hedgehog onesie with white gloves and red shoes with a golden strap buckle. Connor's onesie has the appearance of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Personality
Connor is somewhat socially awkward and tends to keep to himself, avoiding social interaction when he can. He tends to get embarrassed or upset easily when other members mock him, becoming overly defensive or hiding behind others, implying that he is somewhat insecure about himself.

Despite this, he is the self proclaimed "main character" and "most important person" of the SMP, although it's not certain how much of this is a joke, and how much is a genuine desire for importance on the server, as he states he plans to become "number one" on the server in the future. Despite this, he makes little effort in achieving this goal. His diary implies that he is disinterested in doing things that he finds too difficult or too time-consuming, which could explain the lack of any action in that regard.

Connor is also somewhat of a facetious person, often making joking claims that either confuse or provoke those he speaks to. He is not above lying and stealing, however, as he has done both under the guise of "borrowing items." Though he usually keeps to himself, he often acts as a humorous distraction to cheer people up.

Connor seems to be somewhat interested in the server's politics, as during the Exile Conflict he chimed in with his opinions on the matter several times. After Tommy's death and resurrection inside Pandora's Vault, Connor stated that he supported prison reform efforts, further supporting his interest in server politics.

Connor also seems to be generally forgiving of those who harm him. He's stated that he has trauma from the time Tommy and Techno kidnapped and tortured him. He seems to have forgiven Tommy for this, although he says he's still "dealing with the trauma", saying he doesn't consider Tommy a bad person despite his actions towards him. He also calls Tommy his friend in his diary, saying he misses him.

SMPLive
Before joining the Dream SMP, Connor and Schlatt were business partners on SMPLive, co-owning a company known as Schlatt & Co, which sells a cryptocurrency known as SchlattCoin.

Minecraft Monday
At some point before the Dream SMP, Connor participated in Minecraft Monday, a weekly Minecraft competition featuring many games such as Hunger Games. In one event, he is teamed with Phil, to which Phil reminisces upon later when first talking to Connor on Dream SMP. It is unclear exactly how canon this is, although we know Minecraft Monday itself is canon.

Joining the Dream SMP
Connor joined the server on November 16th, the day when the Manberg vs Pogtopia War occurred. He joined right after the end of the war and was immediately killed by a skeleton. After escaping spawn, Connor was brought over to Eret's castle, where he met with Karl, Fundy, and Purpled. Karl gifted Connor a pair of diamond leggings, and Fundy proceeded to do the same. Connor then asked Purpled if he had any pants to give him, to which Purpled reluctantly gave him his netherite leggings, telling him to give them back afterward. However, Connor logged off of the server with the pants.

A while later, Tommy greets Connor, telling him to make a list of the people he likes and dislikes. He shows Connor his home, and Connor inquires about the discs, causing Tommy to decide he needs to give Connor a proper tour of the server. They come across Schlatt's funeral area while exploring, which is how Connor learns that Schlatt died. They return to Tommy's house, which Connor immediately decides to claim as his own, much to Tommy's irritation.

Connor meets Puffy, who assumes he is naked, upsetting Connor, who attacks her, being killed by her in the process. Connor, upset by Puffy's mockery, asserts that he is not naked, but instead wearing a Sonic costume. The three are later joined by Philza, who laughs at Connor. Connor hides behind Tommy's house in embarrassment and demands that Tommy makes Puffy and Phil stop making fun of him. Phil introduces himself to Connor, remarking about the two having been in Minecraft Monday together. Connor decides he doesn't like Phil and Puffy, since they keep making fun of him. Tommy and Connor proceed to make Phil their "bitch", demanding he do things for them, and attacking him. Connor makes Tommy live in Ninja's house, before turning around and deciding Tommy can have his house back.

Connor meets up with Puffy again, who seems to have changed her attitude towards him. She offers him armor, to which he states he only wants pants. Puffy gives him a pair of pants that she received from Fundy, before leaving Connor alone again, this time with a more positive impression. He then talks to Schlatt (non-canonically) and runs into Technoblade, and later Puffy again. Puffy seems to have returned to making fun of him, and Connor once again decides he doesn't like her for being mean to him.

Connor builds his first house, the Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1, next to Tommy's house.

Meeting Ghostbur and Punz
While exploring New L'Manberg, Connor runs into Ghostbur. The two awkwardly greet each other before Connor runs off.

He later runs into Punz, and asks him where he can find diamonds, to which Punz responds by accusing Connor of asking him for free things. Connor denies this, and Punz tells him that he has a low chance of managing to steal anyone's diamonds, to which Connor says he doesn't want to steal. Punz leads Connor to a storage room and gives him diamond blocks, telling him that he's the only generous person on the server. Punz warns Connor not to talk to Sam, saying "he's a terrible person". Connor thanks Punz for his help before leaving.

Connor immediately decides to ignore Punz's warning and find Sam and try to scam him, before changing his mind after hearing how far away his base is. He instead messages Sam to ask for free things, to which Sam kindly responds by saying he can give him things. Connor accidentally replies using the public chat, which freaks him out as he doesn't want Punz to know he's talking to Sam.

Sam comes to Connor's house to give him diamonds and iron blocks, only to be attacked by an invisible player. Connor tells Sam that his house is known to be haunted. Sam shows Connor the spider spawner, and Connor tells him he thinks "the spirits" are following him. Sam tells Connor can have the crops from his old farm before leaving.

When Connor returns home, the invisible player is in his house again, which confuses him. Connor runs off, distressed about the strange invisible person who keeps following him. Connor decides to sacrifice an animal to attempt to appease the "spirit" following him. The "spirit" punches Connor while he's looking for an animal, which frightens him. He finds a dog, and he's hesitant to hurt it. Despite this, he kills the dog, as the "spirit" eggs him on. This seems to appease the "spirit", who leaves.

Connor finds another dog and wants to tame it, so he steals bones from Skeppy's mansion. He names the dog "Toby Cumbeast" after Tobuscus. He later returns to look for a nametag, and while he doesn't find one, he takes a Netherite chestplate, defending it by saying he's just borrowing it.

Little Penis Land
In an effort to not be involved in L'Manberg's problems, Connor decided to establish his own city originally known as "Connor Land," but was eventually evicted by Tommy from Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1. He officially relocated to his new real estate, where Tommy and Ranboo then told him that because his land was located right under the "You ❤️ Little Penis" sign, and that his land would be known as "Little Penis Land," which is now its current name.

There wasn't much on the land at the time, but Connor and Technoblade cut a deal known as the "Dream SMP Missile Crisis," that in exchange for Techno to assist Connor in gathering materials for his home, Techno could use the home as a remote place to attack L'Manberg from.

Hostage situation
On December 27, 2020, Connor was found tampering with Tommy's former house in L'Manberg during an infiltration scheme by Tommy and Technoblade. The two promptly captured him and used his fascination/fear of invisibility arrows to keep him contained. Eventually, after a prolonged torture session where he was waterboarded, and forced to shill for Technoblade, Connor was used as a hostage so that Technoblade could recover a select amount of weapons during a negotiation with Tubbo and Ranboo. After a successful tradeoff, Connor was finally released much to his relief. However, whilst leaving the negotiation zone, he was non-canonically killed by a spider just minutes later.

Independence from the SMP
During Connor's first stream in the Doomsday War's aftermath, he stated that he plans to start his own Minecraft Let's Play far, far away from the rest of the SMP. To do this, he needed a Nether portal to his new location first. He struggled for a bit at first, as the one that he placed under his base in Little Penis Land linked itself to the main Nether hub portal. With the help of BadBoyHalo, though, Connor was able to successfully make a portal to a taiga biome a few thousand blocks out from spawn.

Big Drama Party
On January 24, 2021, Connor hosted a "Big Drama Party" on Little Penis Land. Connor announced to the whole server that he would be hosting a party in 30 minutes, before realizing he had not made any preparations. He promptly created a structure of quartz and wool of which inside had a Strip Pole and a brewing stand on dirt. When the time came slowly the guests flocked in, the guests were Slimecicle, Foolish, Antfrost, Punz, Ranboo, Tommy, Tubbo, Awesamdude, Wilbur, and Schlatt (non-canonically). As the party went on the guests didn't seem thrilled at the lack of events and mediocre music. Tommy threatened to leave, which was followed by Connor stating that he will cry if Tommy left, in order to make it uncomfortable for the other guests. The situation was diffused by Slime who made a "This party is fire" pun, setting the party house on fire.

After this, Schlatt joined the party, chasing Tommy out into the woods behind Connor's home, as the party house was exploded by Sam. Tommy then killed Schlatt. Connor then drank a slow fall potion and performed an impressive party trick in front of the party goers. Schlatt proceeded to kill Tommy and log off to keep all his stuff. He logged back on and then was killed by Punz after he took a lot of fall damage from trying to use a riptide trident.

Fortbuscus
Currently, Connor is living in a taiga biome a long way away from everyone in a replica of Tobuscus's Fortbuscus. He seems to have abandoned Little Penis Land.

Hotel residence
On the 1st of March, sometime after the death of Tommy, Connor logged onto the server, expressing a desire to canonically kill someone to “get into the lore.” His target was Karl, but after Karl failed to respond to a private message, he contacted Sam instead, who appeared as Sam Nook in front of the Big Innit Hotel. Connor pulls out a “script” and briefly reads through it, afterward approaching Sam Nook. Connor expresses a desire to stay in the hotel. Despite Sam Nook’s insistence that Connor would not be able to book a room until Tommy returned, Connor does so anyway after being shown a suite. Sam Nook does not object to this, and states to give him a call if Connor needed any amenities. Connor then states that he “lives here now.”

After Tommy’s revival
On March 12, 2021, after Tommy is revived, he sees Connor in his house and decides to talk to him. Connor freaks out, calling Tommy a ghost and punching him, which Tommy responds to by hitting him with an axe and telling him to never punch him.

After Connor calms down, the two have a conversation. Connor asks if he’ll have to move back into Ninja’s house, and Tommy nods. Connor seems upset by this, saying he moved into Tommy’s house around two days ago and even wrote about it in his diary.

Tommy asks to see Connor’s diary, and Connor says it’s secret, but lets Tommy read it anyways. The diary talks about missing Schlatt and wanting to revive him, missing Tommy, and knowing Karl’s “secret”, among other things. Tommy says he appreciates Connor letting him read it and gives it back to him.

Connor asks if Tommy is really alive, which causes Tommy to go on rambling about what had happened. He asks if he should open up to Connor, and then says that Connor’s the only person who’s actually treated him as if he’s real. He then begins to have a sort of breakdown, asking Connor if he’s treating him real and repeatedly telling him to say that he’s real.

Connor doesn’t know how to respond to this, and tries to avoid answering. Tommy moves on, and asks if anyone had told Connor what Dream had done to him. Connor asks what he did, and Tommy tells him that he has to keep it a secret before telling him about Dream beating him to death in the prison.

He talks about how Sam had let him die, and Connor is horrified by this. Tommy continues, saying that whenever he dies, he has flashbacks to being in the prison, saying he was there for months and that he keeps seeing it. Connor asks how he came back, but Tommy tells him he needs to leave his house.

This stream has been confirmed to have chronologically taken place a little bit before Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion.

Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion
Connor takes place as the homeowner in the episode of Tales from the SMP, The Haunted Mansion. Both he and Karl seem somewhat confused when Karl first appears at the site, as they both recognize each other right away. Connor seems to be aware that Karl is a time traveler, asking if his visit to the shack is "one of [Karl's] things that he does." Soon after introducing Karl to the rest of the cast, Schlatt arrives, leading the group to his mansion. He had Connor press "Schlatt's very special button," after which Connor is pulled away with a fishing rod and seemingly kidnapped by Schlatt. The cast was then urged to find three Nether Stars in order to free Connor from Schlatt's clutches. This ended up simply being a ruse with no real end goal, as everyone has subsequently taken between Connor's disappearance and the retrieval of the three Nether Stars ended up being alright. Connor and Schlatt explain that they had worked together in order to trick the cast into coming below the mansion to party.

Graveyard eviction
On May 12, 2021, Connor logged onto the server to check what was going on. He simply walked around and stole gear from Tommy's house, including the "lore" sword (he later lost it). While he was walking around the SMP, he saw Little Penis Land being replaced with a graveyard. Angered by this, Connor left a sign stating that he is evicting the graveyard from his land, calling the members who built it "colonizers" and "racists". During the stream, he also visited Kinoko Kingdom.

Getting in debt with Las Nevadas
Around May 27, Connor was found visiting Las Nevadas on his own by Quackity & Slimecicle. Then Quackity would ask him why. Connor answered that he had heard about a new city and wanted to check it out, saying he thought some friends of his might be here. He seems to recognize Slimecicle, remarking about how he found a job, and seems to be disappointed when Slime doesn’t recognize him.

Quackity tells Slime that he needs to teach Connor how to gamble, and Slime shows Connor the slot machines. Slime gives him three diamonds, and Connor tries to leave, only to be told by Quackity that he’s not allowed to.

Slime and Quackity continue to peer pressure Connor into gambling, and Slime shows him how to use the slot machine. Connor tries and wins three diamonds, which he says he’s going to invest in because his family is falling apart. Slime urges him to gamble more, which Connor complies with. Connor starts to get worried and tries to tell the two that he should stop as he’s going to run out of money soon.

Slime pulls out a sword, telling Connor that he can’t leave, which makes Connor panic and agree to keep gambling. This happens a few more times as Connor tries to get them to let him stop, only to be threatened again into continuing.

Eventually, Connor runs out of money, and Quackity decides to give him a loan so he can keep playing. Connor ends up being in debt to the house by the end of this.

When leaving the casino, Quackity asks if Connor would like to come to the casino’s grand opening, to which Connor responds that they’ll figure it out.

Imprisonment & subsequent escape
On an unknown date, Connor was imprisoned in Pandora's Vault on account of "stolen valor" for using a fake military ID at a Chick-fil-A. He was locked in one of the lower-security cells, where Ranboo would eventually be put as well. During this time, Connor talked "too much" with Ranboo, apparently making him feel overwhelmed about his imprisonment. Ranboo has said that Connor "will tell you everything you don't want to know" while in prison.

Somehow, despite being in prison at the time, he was able to attend Kinoko Kingdom's Friendsgiving event.

On November 28, 2021, Technoblade and Dream broke Connor out of prison along with Ranboo. Connor subsequently followed the members of the Syndicate back to Techno's cabin, where Connor informally joined the Syndicate and set up a small dirt shack nearby.

On January 28, 2022, Connor came across Sam, Hannah, and Boomer having an argument outside of Sam's bank. He asks if he can be involved in the conversation, which seems to irritate Sam and Hannah, who say it's a private discussion. Boomer, on the other hand, speaks loudly over them to say it's fine. The other two begrudgingly agree before continuing their dispute. Connor asks Hannah about her wings, which is obviously a touchy subject, seeing as she responds in a very sharp manner. Sam tries to involve Connor in the argument to belittle Hannah, asking him if he thinks Hannah's wings are important. Connor indecisively flip-flops between agreeing with Sam and Hannah, before ultimately agreeing with Sam when he gives him a diamond block and offers him a job, which he accepts, so long as he was being paid less than Hannah, because he says it's unfair for him to be paid more than a woman. Sam hires him as the bank's "sanitary manager" and shows him the inside of the bank before Connor leaves to build a house.

Quotes

 * "How do I build a house?" – Connor's first words in chat after joining the SMP.
 * "I'm gonna make so much money."
 * "Shut up, bitch." – to Philza
 * "Can you reenact the Kamala Harris video where she goes, "We did it, we did it Joe, you're gonna be the next president in the United States!" – To Tommy, after he explains that he passed his presidency leadership to Tubbo.
 * "I don’t know what a Manberg is but I’ll figure it out at some point, we’ll get there." – During his first stream on the server.
 * "I have colonizer energy."
 * "I want to build Fortbuscus."
 * "No one loves the gays more than ConnorEatsPants."
 * "You can't have a bad day, when it's a Fortnite event. You really can't.”
 * "Since the British kid is gone, can I have my house back?" – in chat after Tommy was exiled (regarding the house that Tommy evicted him from).
 * "For what it's worth, I don't know what went on today. But even though you kidnapped me, and I'm still kinda dealing with the trauma, I think at the end of the day you're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... And I hope one day you find what you're looking for." – to Tommy
 * "Hey has anybody kissed each other yet? – during his party
 * "At least it still says Little Penis"
 * "Papa?" -  to Dream 
 * "Hey guys I made it! Yeah, I got lost, and Jack Manifold stole my horse, and I just had to walk it the whole way."
 * "It's nice to have allie- friends, you know?" - After being accepted into the Syndicate

Trivia

 * Connor is afraid of skeletons.