User blog:Click here for cookies/The Dream Team Wiki Battle to the Death - Chapter 7

Enjoy today’s chapter; you may or may not get a sub-chapter 7.5 today. Maybe tomorrow, idk.

Edit: definitely wasn't counting on a whole three-day weekend later :')

Chapter 7

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

There are five Wither health bars beeping on my glove.

Is she insane?! What was the point of that?

 Yes, please! YACMEF JUST SPAWNED FIVE FLUFFING WITHERS IN THE END BRING ANYONE YOU CAN

Click here for cookies has made the advancement [Sky’s the Limit]

 Hey >:(

 lol u suck

JustHereForNothing has made the advancement [The End?]

Parker has been taking a pretty long time to respond to my proposed alliance, but now I reap my reward.

 Parker, don’t listen to Click. We can stay together and survive, just the three of us. Please.

''Love, ParkerXOXO whispers to you: ...Fine. If we fail, I won’t hesitate to kill you.''

Yeetmoi has made the advancement [The End?]

A Wither sends a skull shooting straight at my elytra wings before I can respond to Parker, and I just barely manage to escape. I’m flying lopsided, though, and I twist around in the air in horror to see that one of my wings is scorched and rapidly blackening.

I zoom around the sky in a frenzy, ensuring a crash landing. But I manage to alight, none too gently, on an obsidian pillar, now devoid of the crystal it once held prisoner.

 Oh my gosh, are you okay there, Click??

 yeah i'm fine. i crashed and got myself kinda bruised up

 k then if ur all good for sure then imma go help Just

One of the Withers’ health bars disappear entirely, and I look down in amazement to see my beloved JustHereForNothing heroically shooting the monsters down from the sky with a crossbow. And yes, there’s Yeet, fighting them alongside her. Oh, how I missed them both.

Boosted by euphoria, I finally get my response to Parker:

''You whisper to Love, ParkerXOXO: Parker! Oh my gosh, thank you so much! i won't fail you, you've become like my favorite person ever right now. *gives cookies because that's what you do in a war*''

''Love, ParkerXOXO whispers to you: i hope to god it was worth it, because peter hates me now. Idk where star went, i think she snuck off after i agreed to help u and when peter and i’s argument started getting violent. Also r u one of those stupid uwu cookie lovers?''

You whisper to Love, ParkerXOXO: no -_- also u suck at grammar

Love, ParkerXOXO whispers to you: :/ wtf was i supposed to say then, grammar freak?

You whisper to Love, ParkerXOXO: l a n g u a g e also yeh imma grammar freak

I’m in an uncharacteristically good mood, especially considering I’m faced with certain death.

That is, until I see Yacmef spawn three more Withers and jump into the portal that I activated. Crap. I hope the others can kill them; I need to go after Yacmef. I’m sure they understand.

I guess the new Withers just go to show: Jerks will be jerks. I leap from the pillar straight into a water bucket clutch and dash to the portal.

The last thing I see before I vanish into the starry vortex is the sight of a Wither skull, a hundred miles wide, filling my vision. And the last thing I feel is death.

Click here for cookies withered away while trying to escape a Wither while trying to return to the Overworld

Author’s notes -

1) what a death message pfft

References:

- “in uncharacteristically good moods” is a line from the fifth book of Gregor the Overlander, a series (written by the author of The Hunger Games) that I highly recommend you read.

Members:

Click here for cookies (Click, Cookie)

Maki is magic (Maki)

JustHereForNothing (Just)

Yeetmoi (Yeet)

Blursedimages (Blursed, Ghostimages)

StarShadow2 (Star)

Yacmef (Yac)

ThEtBe (ThEtBe)

LemonStickersXOXO (Parker)

Winged Lizzarrd (Lizzarrd)

DONTFEEDMYBEESCOCAINE (Tele)

NONAMEMANBRO (Peter)

Orchifly (Orch, Orchid, Ghostifly)

DreamsWorstKnightMare (Knight)

SimpWasFoundUwU, I didn’t include you because you joined when we were extremely deep into the roleplay.

Graynotfound, I didn’t include you for the same reason.