User:Whenpigeonsfly

There's a hundred and four ways

to enjoy a speedrun

but one comes along to destroy it

and the only real problem

with world generation

is finding a good nether fortress

(LIKE MAYBE)

Building a portal

to go to the nether

and climbing up a soul sand tower

* trumpet*

nether fortress just doesn't exist

hey!

i searched this whole place for AN HOUR

* trumpet*

Exploring nether caves

can't find a single blaze

don't even know where to go

not over here!

Just found a piglin place

one hundred world saves

soul sand is so slow

dream!

* dies*

As you can see

the fortresses are so rare

you won't find one at all

so just give up

cuz mojang sucks

you won't find one at all

so just give up

cuz mojang sucks

you won't find one at all~

MOOOOM

DREAM'S COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NEW UPDATE BECAUSE NETHER FORTRESSES ARE MORE RNG-BASED AND HIS SPEEDRUNS KEEP GETTING MESSED UP AND HE WANTS PEOPLE TO VOTE TO REVERT IT SO HE CAN GET A NEW WORLD RECORD AGAIN