Speedrunning Minecraft As Conjoined Twins.../Transcript

An in-progress script of Speedrunning Minecraft As Conjoined Twins....

Roles
Dream and GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George) - The two linked players.

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video, me and my friend, George, are completely linked. We've coded it so that we are one player, but each of us can only do half of what a player can do. I can move, and he can place and break. Wherever I move, he moves, and everything else is linked, like hunger and health. It takes a lot of teamwork. Can we beat Minecraft while completely relying on each other? We're about to find out. Also, this video is sponsored by GeorgeNotFound. So, what is GeorgeNotFound? Well, let me tell you. GeorgeNotFound is a Minecraft YouTuber with over twelve videos to choose from- most of which I'm in! He's even uploaded his perspective of all the awesome hunter videos that we did together. This guy is crazy popular with almost 50,000 new subscribers this month. And the best part is, he's completely free! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click the special link, and you'll get 300 minutes of content for free, just for pressing one button! [laughs] This video isn't actually sponsored by George, but go subscribe to him. He's helped me out a lot recently and I really love him. Enjoy the video!

Chapter 1 1:00
Dream: Alright, so we're just gonna go to the tree, right?

[George laughs.]

Dream: You guys can't see George, but he's in me.

George: Take me to the tree. Dream: Okay, this is easy so far. Yeah!

George: Yeah. I'm doing it. (Overlap)

[Dream claps, and George laughs.]

Dream: Yeah! Let's go, George, get this wood, I'll clap for you. Yeah!

George: I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. (Overlap)

[George finishes mining the tree.]

Dream: Come on, yeah!

George: I did it!

Dream: Alright, let's- get this tree.

George: We need more, we need more. [Dream crafts a crafting table, 34 wood planks and 4 sticks.]

Dream: Alright. I got us some stuff. Um.

George: Whoa.

Dream: I need you- Here, let's go over here. George: Alright.

[George places down a crafting table.]

George: Boom. George: Alright, there we go.

[They both laugh.]

Dream: Come on-

[They pick up a stone block, achieving [Stone Age].]

Dream: Yay, we got it at the same time! Let's go.

George: There we go, we got the achievement. (Overlap) Dream: Okay, get this.

George: Let's get one more stone, one more stone.

Dream: Oh, okay.

George: Wait, take me to stone.

[George breaks a stone block.]

George: Okay. Dream: You guys can see his little shovel running behind me when I'm running. George: I hear a zombie.

Dream: Here. Mine this! We're stuck! Just mine it, quickly!

George: No, just take us to the zombie! (Overlap)

[The zombie falls into their hole.]

Dream & George: No!

Dream: Kill it, please! George!

[George kills it.]

Dream: Yes, okay.

George: Yes! (Overlap) Dream: Switch to the food-

[George switches to a piece of steak.]

Dream: Alright.

[Dream begins eating the steak but George switches to an empty slot before Dream can eat the steak completely.]

Dream: Wait, what? What'd you just do?

[George moves to the sticks when Dream tries to eat the steak again.]

Dream: You're pranking me, that's not funny, lemme eat it.

[George laughs.] Dream: Chicken.

[Dream jumps at the chicken to help George crit the chicken while mobs attack them, but George keeps missing the timing.]

George: Oh my god.

Dream: It's so hard.

[George groans as Dream wheezes.]

George: Get back here. Oh my god!

[George finally kills the chicken and Dream guides them towards another chicken.]

George: Okay.

[They successfully kill a chicken in one hit.]

George: Yes!

Dream: There's so many chickens, look at all them. Dream: Oh, three iron shovels.

George: What's in there? (Overlap)

George: Really?

Dream: Yes. And a- And then, one iron to make another iron shovel. Dream: That's like, the trashest, like, thing ever. Dream: Place it.

[George places down the crafting table so Dream can access it.]

Dream: Um.

George: Quick.

[Dream converts the hay bales to wheat.]

George: Quicker.

[Dream places the wheat in the crafting table but misplaces the last one and hurries to adjust it.]

George: Quicker!

[Dream grabs the crafted bread and runs, laughing.]

George: Behind us, Dream!

Dream: Get it, get it, eat the bread.

George: Eat it, eat it, eat it. Are you eating it?

Dream: I'm eating it, okay.

George: Okay, nice. [They attack an Enderman.]

George: It's going to be annoying to kill. Oh, it's working.

Dream: It's not even fighting back. (Overlap)

George: He's trash.

Dream: Come on, get him, why's he not even attacking us?

[The Endermn teleports away but then walks towards and hits them.]

Dream: Oh my gosh, get him!

George: I'm tryi-

[It begins raining, causing the Enderman to teleport away.]

Dream and George: No!

Dream: What? Dream: Okay, we got this now- what's that in- oh, there's a blacksmith on the very top of the mountain.

[George gasps.]

George: Oh my god, that's epic. That's actually- That looks epic.

Dream: Yeah, what is that? That's so cool. (Overlap) [Dream opens a chest to find 3 diamonds, an iron helmet, an iron sword, and iron horse armor.]

Dream: Ooh!

[George gasps.]

George: Oooh, what!

Dream: Alright, so we have enough for a pick, or we can make an enchantment table. George: Jump across and I'm gonna place a block, okay?

Dream: What, no.

George: Do it, just do it. Dream: It won't work!

George: Over-

''[Dream jumps, but George fails to place the block. Dream laughs.]''

George: No!

Dream: [unintelligible words due to his laughter]

George: You're so bad, you ruined it. Dream: We have- So, we have diamo- Oh, we have a helmet.

[Dream equips an iron helmet.]

George: Is it in the way?

Dream: Kind of, it just looks like, I'm, like, seeing my own armor. George: Eat again, what the hell.

[Dream laughs as he eats the bread.]

Dream: We need so much food. Dream: Place it.

George: Eat first.

Dream: Oh my gosh. You're so- You're so fat. George: Nice, wow.

Dream: You just see a clone of me following me. Dream: Look at this- oh the p-

[They gasp.]

Dream: He died, wait, what?

George: Wait, what? (Overlap)

[They chuckle.]

George: And we got a grass block.

Dream: It's from him, he's holding it. The Enderman.

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