Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter.

Roles
Dream - The hunter of the video.

GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George) - The speedrunner of the video.

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video, my friend tries to speedrun and beat Minecraft while I try to stop him. If I kill him once, he loses. If he beats Minecraft, I lose. This is Minecraft Manhunt. Also, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. You can always unsubscribe, it's free. Enjoy the video.

Chapter 1 0:19
[George starts running]

Dream: Are you just running? [both laugh] You tried to pull a me, but I'm just right on your trail. [George runs into a tree, then sees a wall of dirt]

George: How am I meant to get round here?

[Dream tries to hit George, but misses]

Dream: [laughs] No, I messed up!

[Dream punches George]

George: NO, what the hell? [they both jump in a river and continue to fist fight] Stop!

Dream: I was in front of you too. Dream: Geoooorge! [Dream punches George, sending him almost all the way across a river]

George: Oh, thanks! [Dream jumps across and punches him] Wha- how are you there? Alright, go back.

Dream: Oh my gosh.

George: Stay back, beast.

Dream: Geoooorge! Geoooorge!

George: Oh my god. N- if you reach me from there, I'm gonna be so mad. [Dream hits him a few more times] Agh! Oh, there's a village!

Dream: Oh, there's a village! Dream: Oh my god.

George: Wait Dream, you can either chase me down, or you can go get the amazing loot from the blacksmith. George: Whatchu want, Dream? Whatchu want? [Dream hits him] No! [Dream enters the blacksmith]

George: Okay, you have chosen... blacksmith. [Dream collects an iron pickaxe, three obsidian, three gold ingots and two iron ingots, and chat shows him getting the advancements 'Ice Bucket Challenge', 'Acquire Hardware', and 'Isn't It Iron Pick'] Wait... what?! [Dream finds a second blacksmith]

George: Wait, there's obsidian in there?

Dream: [Dream gets five more obsidian, three more iron ingots, an apple, two bread, and iron leggings and helmet] [gasps] Oh god! [chat shows Dream getting the advancement 'Suit Up']

George: What?! [laughs] What was in there?

Dream: A lot of stuff. [Dream takes the furnaces]

George: Oh my god, I should have just gone in there. I probably could have just opened the chest first and got it all.

Dream: [laughs] That was the biggest mistake you have made in your entire life. [Dream collects wood]

George: Alright. I'm gonna have to be extra s- sneaky and quick. [Dream follows the compass and spots a crafting table next to a partially destroyed tree by a river]

George: Oh.

Dream: 'Ey Geooorge...

George: [George climbs out of a hole] What? [George sees Dream and gasps] WHAT?!

Dream: HAHAHAHA! Oh George!

George: Oh my god, wait! What is that? [Dream hops in a boat he just crafted]

George: Oh, I see you. You've got- WHAT?!

Dream: Geoooorge!

George: No.

Dream: Oh George! It's about to be over real quick! Where'd you go? Oh, you're below me! [Dream tries to disembark but gets stuck] Wait, I'm stuck in my boat! Wait, what? I can't hit you!

George: [laughing nervously] Oh my god. Oh my gooood. George: You probably could have just ended the video. It'd've been the world's shortest hunter video.

Dream: That's true. George: How am I even meant to get away from you now? I don't e- I don't even have a sword. Dream: [Dream sees George sailing away] Aw, you have a boat.

George: [giggles] No. Where are you? [Dream crafts his own boat] How can you see me? George: Which actually-

Dream: I know you're not in the boat anymore, 'cause I hear you spamming your spacebar. [they both laugh] George: Well, I'm trying to get stuff right now, and it's kinda working.

Dream: Well, I'm right on your trail, so... [George is seen killing a sheep] Geooooorge...

George: I th- a sheep just broke a grass block and I thought it was you! It ate the grass. [Dream follows him as he kills pigs, then he sees Dream behind him] WHAT!? WHAT!? DREAM! [Dream laughs] [the chase has led to a tundra]

Dream: So George.

George: I need to eat. I need to eat.

Dream: You're gonna run out of hunger eventually.

George: Leave me alone, please. Please! [they pass some frozen pools]

George: Ice, ice, baby. [they run for a while] How are you getting closer? [they get to a river]

Dream: Come on.

[George places and gets in a boat, Dream hits him once and tries to get in but fails]

George: [demonic screech]

Dream: What! I misclicked you! [George laughs as Dream gets into his own boat] Dream: Hehehe! Geooorge! I'm right behind you! Wait-

George: [George goes through a narrow channel and tries to block it but fails] No! I was trying to place a block in the thi-hi-hi-hing! DrEeEeEam! Please. George: How am I meant to get away, you're just right here! Dream: [softly] Geooorge.

George: Stop. Stop it! George: Why this river is so long?

Dream: It's gonna end at some point. Oh, it's ending! It's ending, George! What're you gonna do? Wait, it's not ending. What the heck?

George: Please lead to an ocean. Lead to an ocean.

Dream: [laughing] What the heck?

George: All rivers lead to an ocean. Is that an ocean? It's an ocean!

Dream: No way.

George: YES!

Dream: No way.

George: I just gotta get out of your... how am I meant to lose you? [they make shore at a birch forest]

Chapter 2 3:57
[George groans]

Dream: [chuckles] You can hear me behind you. George: Just going in circles, Dream. [George gets in a boat]

Dream: [Dream fails to break the boat] NO! [Dream gets in his own boat]

George: Yes! [they arrive at some ocean ruins that have strangely generated on the land beside the water]

Dream: Ooh, what's that?

George: What is this thing? [chuckles] Wait, what is that?

Dream: Well I want that. Whatever that is, I want it.

George: Oh, there's a chest. Okay, uh. [George disembarks and runs for the loot] I don't even care about the boat. Please, just something good.

[chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Monster Hunter"]

Dream: Where'd you go?

George: Ah! There's another village. [Dream, now at the village, finds all the crops and hay bales still intact]

Dream: Did you really not... stop at the village at all? [a baby husk attacks Dream]

Dream: So many of these- oh, there's baby.. guy.

George: Baby guy?

Dream: Yeah.

George: I love baby guy. [Dream enters a house and takes the bed before looting the chest]

Dream: Oh yeah! [Dream kills an Enderman but it doesn't drop a pearl]

Dream: You're joking. [Dream kills another Enderman and gets a pearl]

Dream: Ah, yes!

George: Um. Dream: Alright well, George, I just gave you a bunch of buffer time, so... hopefully you've really... caught up by now.

George: Yeah, I appreciate it. I've really... I've taken advantage of it. George: Oh no. Misclicks. I'm so nervous. Okay. [Dream reaches a dark forest, where he towers up onto the canopy] [chat shows George getting the advancment "Acquire Hardware"] Yes. Finally. [Dream finds George, now with a golden helmet at a set of furnaces under the trees and drops down onto him] What the f-! [Dream turns back after a couple hits and loots the furnaces] Wait-

Dream: [laughing] What're you gonna do, George? I got your iron!

George: Oh my god! Dream: Come and get it, George! Come and get it!

George: I literally- that's all my iron, I hardly even got any! Dream: [Dream completes his set of iron armor] Oh, I can- I can make a shield... Dream: Oh! George: That scared me so much, like... what the hell! [Dream crafts a shield] [Dream starts fishing with an enchanted fishing rod]

George: Like, all the time that you were just sitting in the village, doing who knows what, I was out being productive, and you just came and took it all. Like I hardly got any iron. It's all in the furnaces.

Dream: I'm just going for a little- a little fish. [Dream catches a fishing rod enchanted with Curse of Vanishing]

Dream: Oh. Ooh I caught a fishing rod! [chat shows George getting the advancement "Hot Stuff"]

Dream: "Hot Stuff"? Is that...?

George: Yeah.

Dream: That's lava.

George: It is lava.

[chat shows George getting the advancement "Suit Up"]

Dream: Okay, and now you have... [Dream collects the furnaces] armor. I'm ignoring what I was just doing and I am on my way. I didn't think you'd be that fast. How'd you get iron that fast?

George: I'm-

Dream: It's been like a minute.

George: I'm just going as quick as I can. [Dream reaches a swamp where he finds a ravine, with a mineshaft poking out at the bottom and some wool blocks from George]

Dream: Heheh. [Dream jumps down into a cobweb, then cuts himself down and sneaks into the mineshaft, where he sees another set of furnaces before a zombie attacks from behind, allowing him to see George run past outside and begin to tower up] GEORGE!

George: [hyperventilating] Please. [Dream towers after him] Dre- stay away. [George tries to pour lava on Dream, but Dream gets around to another side of George's tower] Oh my god, oh my god! No. [George escapes] MMMMMMMM! Oh my god!

Dream: What'd you leave down there, George?

George: I don't remember. I don't remember. But I made some stuff this time.

Chapter 3 7:36
George: Okay. Okay. I can't believe I actually made it out of there. George: Ooh, I just found something amazing.

Dream: [Dream catches up to George] Whoa. [they arrive to a desert] Dream: Did you?

George: Yes. [George turns around and sees Dream] Wh-!

Dream: [wheezes] George: Oh my god, you're full iron. And shield.

Dream: Well, it's- it's mostly thanks to you. George: Ugh! This is just like... Chasing Simulator. Dream: I can run forever. Dream: I'm not letting you go this time, you have too much stuff now.

George: Well, I can run forever as well. [George stops to eat, but then lights the ground under Dream on fire, which he somehow evades]

Dream: [gasps] Oh.

George: How did you not run into it? [they arrive to a savannah] George: [gasps] There's a lava pool.

Dream: Oh, gosh. You know what, George? [Dream pours water over the lava]

George: Oh my god... NO!!! What the hell's wrong with you?! Oh my god! It's like impossible to find lava!

Dream: Oh George!

George: Uuuuuuugh!

Dream: What're you gonna do? [they go back into the desert and come upon a desert temple]

George: Oh, it's not a village!

Dream: No, it is.

George: No, it's not.

Dream: Oh wait, it's not.

George: Oh wait, there's a village as well!

Dream: Oh, there's both! This is like last time!

George: What is happening?

Dream: [Dream gets on top of the temple] I kinda wanna get this. [Dream finds an enchanted golden apple in the temple]

Dream: [gasps] Yes! I win!

George: What is down there?

Dream: An enchanted golden apple.

George: No it's not.

Dream: Yeah. [Dream arrives to the village]

Dream: Is there coal in villages?

George: Oh my god, this is a joke!

Dream: What's happening? Dream: Even though there's doors, there's no- [Dream gasps as he sees a stick on the floor of a house] Yes! Wait, you were here.

George: I'm an idiot. Where?

Dream: [Dream crafts a golden apple] In the village. I just found your stick in the- by the crafting bench. George:Stick?

Dream: Yeah. [Dream collects the crafting table] You must have went in the village, right?

George: What's a stick?

Dream: A stick! What do you mean, "what's a stick"? Dream: Where could you possibly have ran off to? Dream: [Dream follows the compass to the savannah lava pool] Oh. Wait, what? Is that you? That is you. Dream: Oh Geooorge. [Dream sees George has almost finished the Nether portal and gasps] What?

George: Oh my god!

Dream: [Dream steps in lava and catches fire] Oh my god! [Dream puts himself out]

George: [George tries to light the portal but it fails due to extra cobblestone within the frame] Wait- oh my god!

[they run in circles around the frame]

Dream: Oh my god. Oh George! [Dream places an obsidian block within the frame]

George: No, leave it alone.

Dream: [laughs]

George: No, what did you do?

Dream: I put obsidian in the middle! [laughs]

George: What?!

Dream: [laughs more] No, you thought! You thought really good, didn't you?

George: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh, you thought! You definitely thought!

George: I had the entire portal made! George: I can't believe this, like I would- literally would have got away, but there were so many, like- there was pillagers attacking me.

Chapter 4 9:45
[George knocks Dream into a shallow trench]

Dream: [gasps]

George: Yes!

Dream: [Dream gets out of the trench] Well, I'm like right behind you, so...

George: Oh. I thought it was deeper than that. [they reach the oceanside]

George: Agh.

Dream: Oh, you have a boat, don't you? Oh, I don't have a boat. [George dives deep] Oh, you don't have a boat. [George giggles, Dream places a crafting table] I don't have wood. [Dream swims after George, who gets to shore]

Dream: What are you doing?

[George runs to Dream's crafting table as Dream strikes him a few times, then jumps into the water, placing a boat shortly before Dream breaks it]

George: No!

Dream: [wheezes and laughs] [George places the boat again]

George: Wait, what? [gets in]

Dream: Please, please, please.

George: Yes! YES! [Dream throws an Ender pearl] Yes, yes!

Dream: No, I just wasted that!

George: *inaudible* was that an arrow?

[the pearl sinks into a ravine]

Dream: No! No, don't take me down there, I'm gonna drown! My pearl's gonna drown me!

George: Was that a pearl? George: Wait, what? [laughs]

Dream: [Dream teleports to the bottom of the ravine] No! [Dream is on shore, the compass points inland]

Dream: Wait, what? You're not in the water anymore?

George: What? No, I'm just swimming over l- to... you.

Dream: Yeah, okay. You're such a liar.

George: [laughs] Dream: Where are you? [Dream sees George at his portal trying to break the added obsidian, gasps, and hits him away]

George: No!

Dream: No!

George: Did I break it? No! Oh my god.

Dream: How close were you?

George: I- I don't know, I have a stone pickaxe! [they return to the oceanside]

Dream: Oh no, not again.

George: Ugh, this is so hard. [George places a boat]

Dream: Okay, well, I'm making a boat now. [Dream crafts a boat at his abandoned crafting table]

George: Alright, I'm just gonna leave. I- Imma head out.

[both giggle]

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George: I'm just gonna go find more lava. Who is that?

Dream: Get out.

BadBoyHalo: *inaudible*

George: [laughs] [Dream has returned to George's first portal frame, and fills it completely with obsidian]

Dream: There we go. I have filled in the entire portal, George. It's just a block of obsidian.

[both laugh] [Dream travels in a boat]

Dream: You realize that, as long as you can run for, if I'm just following you, then eventually... like, we'll have to run into each other if you try and stop, so, you stop to do... [Dream sees George's boat at a shore] a, uh, Nether portal, then I'm just gonna catch you. [Dream disembarks]

George: Okay, that's fine.

Chapter 5 11:41
[Dream follows the compass through a field, then sees a Nether portal frame in the distance]

Dream: [gasps] No. No!

George: [George lights the portal and steps through] Where are you? Where are you? [laughs] Yes!

Dream: No! No! No! No! [Dream goes through the portal]

George: Mm!

Dream: [Dream sees George and gives chase] [giggles] Geooorge! Geooooooorge! [Dream stops to eat] Actually... [Dream goes back to the portal]

George: Wait, I lost you. Where are you? Dream?

Dream: [Dream returns to the Overworld] Yeah?

George: Where are you?

Dream: I'm right behind you. [Dream places a bed and sets his spawn outside the portal]

George: Oh yeah, you can't track me in here, yes!

Dream: No-o.

George: Yes! Yes! Oh my god. I'm actually safe. I'm safe! Oh my god, this feels so relieving. [Dream casts blocks of obsidian around the portal, leaving one opening] [Dream admires the sun setting on his work]

Dream: Watching the sun set has never been so beautiful.

George: What? [Dream sleeps in the bed, chat shows him getting the advancement "Sweet Dreams"] Wait, what? [Dream laughs] Why did you leave? Are you just waiting for me on the other side? [Dream enters the portal, having left everything but his shield and a stone pickaxe in a chest]

Dream: Geooooorge.

George: Yes? [Dream begins mining one of the obsidian blocks of the portal frame] Check this out, you ready?

Dream: Yeah?

[chat shows George getting the advancement "A Terrible Fortress"]

George: There it is.

Dream: Oh, GG. You're in the fortress. Wow! [chat shows George getting the advancement "Diamonds!"]

[both laugh]

George: Yeeeees!

Dream: Congratulations.

George: [giggles] ♪ It's a miracle. ♪ [Dream breaks the block and the portal goes out, he then steps off the edge into the lava ocean]

Dream: Oh, oh, oh.

George: What?

Dream: No. No. [Dream dies in the lava] Nooooo.

George: What? [Dream respawns] How are you just dying in lava? Dream: [Dream gathers his stuff from the chest] I lost all my stuff.

George: [laughs] Ye- okay, so if I just rush right now, I just need to rush. Where is the blaze spawner? George: What are you doing?

Dream: [Dream closes the opening into the portal with obsidian] I can't believe I died. [George laughs] Oh no.

George: You're actually so bad. Like I'm not even doing anything, I just- you're just winning the game for me. You just died for me. Dream: After all of this, you're gonna somehow win.

George: It's gonna be the easiest, sweetest victory.

[Dream mines iron]

Dream: I- I don't know if I need this, but I'm just... getting it, because why not, I guess. George: Getting what? What are you getting, Dream? Dream: Iron. George: Well yeah. You don't need iron, you just died with all your iron. [Dream mines coal, then finds lapis]

Dream: Oh. Nice. [mines it] I got some lapis. [Dream finds diamonds]

Dream: [gasps] Yay!

[chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Diamonds!"]

George: What? What are you doing? [Dream laughs] You're just having a single-player survival world while I'm in the Nether. [Dream runs down his long tunnel, chuckling]

George: What? What are you doing? [Dream is back at his setup by the Nether portal]

Dream: My food is all... cooked. I approve. [Dream eats bread]

George: Oh my- wait, what?

Dream: What?

George: Dream!

Dream: What?

George: I finally find the portal, it's like across this lava lake from me, I can see what you've done.

Dream: What do you mean?

George: UghhhhhhhHHHHHHH!

Dream: [laughs] Hey George! [Dream crafts books]

George: You act- you broke the portal. George: Oh my god. What am I meant to do? George: I'm just running back from the fortress, and I see the obsidian, I'm like "Yes!", and I just see- see one little tiny bit missing, and there's no portal.

Dream: [laughs] Yeees! Dream: I'm such a genius, George. Tell me I'm a genius.

George: Well... it's kind of unfair, but, whatever. [chat shows George getting the advancement "Ice Bucket Challenge"]

Dream: What's that?

George: [laughs] Wait, never mind.

Dream: What's that? George: Right, how are we gonna w- how are we working this out? I'm just stuck in the Nether. George:Like, I can just sit here.

Dream: I don't know, I don't have to kill you to win. You can die- if you die, I win.

George: Well, I'll just stand still then.

Dream: [Dream kills cows] Then you'll- you'll run out of hunger eventually; it doesn't matter if you stand still.

George: You don't lost hunger if you're standing still.

Dream: Yes you do. You lose hunger. George: We'll find out, I guess. I'm just waiting for you, so, you can-

Dream: I'm not gonna come- I'm not gonna come in and kill you.

George: -come through. Just come through and kill me.

Chapter 5 15:57
[Dream mines obsidian by the portal]

Dream: Alright...

George: What are you doing right now?

Dream: I am- [Dream sees a piece of obsidian missing from his barricade] wait, what?

George: What?

Dream: I swear... what?

George: What?

Dream: [replaces the obsidian, then thinks for a moment] Are you in the Overworld? [he uses the compass and tracks George]

George: No, I'm waiting in the Nether for you.

Dream: [following the compass] There's no way.

George: Can you just hurry up and kill me so we can finish this?

Dream: My obsidian on my- I- I portaltrapped th- you can't break a block when you're portaltrapped, right?

George: Uh, what do you mean 'portaltrapped'? [Dream swims through water] Dream?

Dream: You're not in the Nether anymore. [spamming the compass] I'm tracking you. How did you get out!? How did you get out of the Nether? [George laughs nervously] How did you get out of the Nether? What did you do? Tell me what happened.

George: A wi- a wizard has his ways, Dream. [giggles]

Dream: How did you get out? [gasps as he sees George]

George: [gasps] Wh- [runs as Dream attacks him and chases him over some trees] Oh my god. How did you find me so quickly?

Dream: 'Cause you were right here!

George: Is the portal right here? I thought I ran ages away!

Dream: You came through this portal?

George: Yes!

Dream: How did you- how did you break- I thought you can't break when you were portaltrapped!

George: You literally saw me! I got diamonds from the stupid stronghold.

Dream: Oh my god! And you broke the obsidian?

George: [giggles] Yeah.

Dream: But how did you- I didn't think you could break when you're portaltrapped! George: I mean you had a nice plan, but-

Dream: Was I nearby? When you came through, did you see me?

George: I f- I foiled it. I didn't see you, but... um...

Dream: [they arrive at a savannah] Well now you're dead.

George: I came through, and I just broke the thing, and... went off on my merry way. Dream: The one time I actually do what the comments say.

George: [getting in a boat] The comments are gonna be like, 'Uh. Break the entire portal. That's what I meant.'

Dream: Ugh.

George: Do you have a boat?

Dream: [inaudible]

George: Yes! Yes! Ye-es! [Dream follows the compass through a savannah, and sees fire and a crafting table ahead, coming upon George burning animals for food]

Dream: Are you still in the ocean, really?

George: Yeah. [hears Dream take fall damage behind him] What?! Dream! [both laugh] So annoying. I'm just minding my own business, getting food- [a skeleton shoots him]

Dream: Yes!

George: [falling into a pool] No!

Dream: Yes! [jumps in and strikes George several times] Yes!

George: [running] Agh. [a creeper hisses near him] No! [he sets fires but fails to burn Dream] Oh, a village!

Dream: A village? [he hits George some more as they climb a hill]

George: Noooooo!!! [he places water and successfully stalls Dream]

Dream: Oh my god. [the chase has led back to the savannah]

George: Uuuuuugh!

Dream: What're you gonna do? You're in the mountains. George: I don't see a single Enderman anywhere. [the chase has led to a desert]

George: Oh, it's daytime now! Aww. [George gets in a boat on a river]

George: Bye Dream.

Dream: [falls into a ravine hidden by the decline of the hill] No way! Oh my god!

George: Wait, did you fall in?

Dream: [eating] Oh my god! Oh my god! [George laughs] Oh my god!

Chapter 6 19:12
[Dream mines down]

Dream: What're you gonna do, George? It's daytime.

George: Well, you're at the bottom of a ravine.

Dream: I'm right on your trail. No, I'm out of the ravine now and I'm right on your trail.

George: Already?

Dream: What do you mean 'already'? It's been like thirty seconds. [Dream mines a tunnel]

George: What's better? Pork, or mutton?

Dream: Depends which religion you ask. [they laugh] Just kidding, cut that out. [text appears on screen reading "<3 all religions :)"] [Dream still mines]

Dream: Please!

George: Aw, this- what? Why're you so loud?

Dream: Because I'm trying to do something and it's annoying me that-

George: You're hurting my feelings.

Dream: -it's taking so long. [Dream still mines]

George: ♪ Minecraft days are so long. I just want- George: Endermen, all night long. I rhymed 'long' with 'long'. ♪ [they chuckle]

Dream: I'm leaving that in.

George: No. [Dream is in a cave]

George: The Endermen are gonna start poppin' out.

Dream: [sees diamond ore and gasps before mining it, and a diamond lands beside some lava] Ooh, that was close. [Dream is on the surface, makes obsidian with lava and mines it]

Dream: Ye-es. [having made an enchantment table, Dream enchants a diamond sword with Sharpness I and chat shows him getting the advancement "Enchanter"]

George: What! Oh my god. Are you just gonna get, like, so OP, and then just try to kill me. [Dream smelts iron and crafts new armor]

Dream: This is my time to shine. This is my. Time. To shine. [Dream follows the compass]

Dream: Wait, what, you're this way? [George laughs] You're like behind me. Dream: Like, literally, there's n- zero chance you kill me now, so you just better hope that on the off-chance that I- that I happen to- [comes upon George emerging from the ocean] somehow, not find you in time. [lands in front of George and laughs]

George: What?! [jumps back into the ocean] Wait, what?! [Dream wheezes, George deploys a boat and rows away] How did you come from there?

Dream: Oh my god! [gets in his own boat] You came-

George: [inaudible]

Dream: You came backwards! You ran towards me!

George: I was just following the pearl! I was following the pearl!

Dream: I was literally right there! Dream: There-

George: What am I meant to do?

Dream: There's literally no way you do- you- you kill me. [the chase has led to a savannah]

George: Oh my god, no. [he throws an Eye of Ender and takes a sharp right to follow it] It's back this way! No!

Dream: How much damage do I do with this Sharpness I diamond sword, George? You about to find out.

George: Dream, it's back this way! Uuuuuuuuuuuoh my god! I don't know what to do! [George tries to stall Dream with water again but he uses blocks to jump over it]

Dream: Oh god.

George: I caught myself in it as well. Oh, you went around. [he laughs]

Dream: [swinging at George] Oh no.

George: Ugh. [they approach a lake beside a village, he places a boat and they both get it] Please! Wait, what? [Dream cackles] Wait, can you attack me? [inaudible] Can you even attack me?

Dream: No. [both laugh]

George: Just get out, Dream. Get out.

Dream: No. I- I'm staying with you wherever you go!

George: You can't attack me? You actually can't?

Dream: Yeah. But I can lava you.

George: N- what? [he jumps out near shore and runs]

Dream: [gets stuck disembarking] Wait, I'm stuck in the boat!

George: Yes.

Dream: I'm stuck in the boat. [he chases George into the village] Oh my god. [they fight and George knocks Dream into a ravine]

George: Please!

Dream: What?!

George: [screeching] YES! [Dream lands in lava] Oh my god!

Dream: My god apple. [he eats the enchanted golden apple] Oh my god I had to eat my god apple! Oh my god! Oh, I had water, what am I talking about? I thought I used both my waters. I just- you wasted my god apple.

George: Oh my god. Alright, I need to find this stupid stronghold.

Dream: What was that? There's a ravine here! It's like a hole in the ground and it was a ravine!

George: It was the perfectly placed ravine. [Dream climbs out of the ravine]

Dream: You're just-

George: Where are you, Dream?

Dream: You're just waiting above the ravine, I feel it I feel it I feel it please no pleeease! [gets out] Okay, you're not.

Chapter 7 22:37
[Dream follows the compass across a meadow, and finds a hole in the ground just as the chat shows George getting the advancement "Eye Spy", and MLG waters down before digging down the rest of the way, and chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Eye Spy" as he enters the stronghold]

George: Oh my god.

Dream: [sneaking and seeing George's nametag] What?

George: Dream! [Dream spots George and follows him until George turns around and gasps, Dream laughs, they briefly fight and George runs, stalling Dream with dirt]

George: Ugh. Dream: [softly] Where are you, George? Geooorge. [regular speaking voice] This is where you die, George! [two creepers pass Dream in some water] Oh god. [the creepers explode] George: Oh my god, there's so many dead ends! George: Dream!

Dream: Where are you? [he stalks through the stronghold, before George suddenly strikes him from behind and runs] Wait, what? [he laughs] What? [he hits George]

George: NO! [they briefly fight and George runs while Dream hides to heal] This is so stupid! [Dream sleeps in a secret room behind a stronghold wall]

George: Oh my god. I actually, like, can't get through this en- stronghold. [Dream creeps through a library where George is] [Dream digs up to follow George's name, and George gasps as he activates an iron door] [Dream digs through walls and spots the End portal room] [Dream makes a new secret room and sleeps in it]

Dream: [softly] Geooorge.

George: Where are you? I heard you right next to me before!

Dream: [leaving and resealing the secret room] I don't know, where am I? [Dream enters the End portal room, the silverfish spawner is gone and there are two Eyes in the portal]

Dream: I found the portal room before you did.

George: Oh. How many things are in there?

Dream: I think you know.

George: Why?

Dream: 'Cause I saw you name over here which is how I came over here so you must have- [George laughs] must have been here. Dream: You're just, like hiding in the wall? [he digs into the wall and finds an empty space]

George: I don't know. [Dream digs around] [Dream digs up towards the surface]

George: No, I'm looking for, like, Endermen and Ender pearls. There's no Ender pearls in these stupid chests!

Dream: You're not in the stronghold, you're such a liar!

George: Alright, come up then. See what happens. [near the surface, Dream hears George breaking blocks, he climbs out and quickly finds George] [in a river, Dream hits George three times]

George: No. Oh.

Dream: Come on, George. Come out to play, George! Dream: It's a playdate between you and death! [George giggles, Dream catches up]

George: No! Oh my god! George: Ohhh my god! How am I m- you're so actually annoying at this game. [Dream laughs] You're so annoying. I hate you. [George escapes in a boat]

Dream: No! [Dream follows the compass back towards the stronghold, and finds a hole has been blocked up, he breaks his way in and drops]

Dream: I see your name. [he fails to MLG water and dies] NO!

George: WHAT?!

Dream: NO!

George: Yes.

Dream: No! Oh my god! Oh my god! What just happened?! [he respawns in his secret room] [Dream breaks out of his secret room as George gets the advancement "The End?"]

George: I'm just gonna beat the End now, so...

Dream: I can't believe that happened. What are the odds? [he gets out]

George: Thank you for playing, Dream. That is very kind of you. Oh, Enderman. 'Kay.

Dream: [enters the End portal room and jumps in the portal] Ugh, I literally suck. [punches George off his bridge into the void]

George: What? WHAT?!

Dream: [cackles] No way! No way!