Little Penis Land

"This is my new land, ummmm, it was titled by others, 'Little Penis Land,' I did not name it that, it just happened to be that the land that I got had to be under the sign that said 'Little Penis.'"

Little Penis Land, also known as Connor Land, was one of the smallest factions on the Dream SMP. The faction's leader and only member was ConnorEatsPants. It was created in early December. Little Penis Land resided across the river from where L'Manberg used to be.

Beginning
After Connor was forcibly removed from TommyInnit's house, Connor relocated to the land under the "You <3 Little Penis" sign. He decided to build a nation there as an alternative to all the other factions on the server. He would be the leader and have taxes paid to him. Connor also declared his house as an embassy of his new nation.

Later, Connor and Technoblade cut a deal known as the "Dream SMP Missile Crisis" where Techno could use the land as a remote place to attack L'Manberg from in exchange for assisting Connor in gathering materials for his home.

Big Drama Party
On January 24, 2021, Connor hosted a big party he dubbed the "The Big Drama Party." Days prior to the party, Connor constructed a white "party house" and invited many members of the SMP. The party ended up being a disaster and resulted in the (non-canonical) death of some of the party-goers.

Connor's abandonment
On February 1, 2021, Connor left Little Penis Land in order to begin a Minecraft Let's Play separate from the known land of the Dream SMP, leaving Little Penis Land abandoned.

Repurposing
After Connor abandoned the land, CaptainPuffy claimed the land on April 26, 2021 to build a canon life graveyard. The following day, Puffy removed the remains of the Big Drama Party house, flattened the land, and started construction on the graveyard. Puffy stated that Connor may have forgotten about ownership of the land and that her build has a historical impact.