Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter (SECOND EVER)/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter (SECOND EVER).

Roles
Dream - The speedrunner of the video.

GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George) - The hunter of the video.

Intro 0:00
Dream: In this video, I try and speedrun and beat Minecraft, while my friend does everything in his power to kill me. He gets a compass that points towards me so he can find me easily, and he can respawn as many times as he wants. But if I die once, it's game over. We're calling this Minecraft Manhunt. Also, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you're not subscribed and you end up liking this video, please subscribe. It's free, and you can always unsubscribe if you'd like. Enjoy the video.

Chapter 1 0:28
Dream: Are you ready to go?

George: Uhh...

[Dream starts running]

George: Yes, I'm ready! [laughs]

Dream: No!

George: You're not getting away this time.

Dream: You're joking.

George: You think you can just do that twice in a row.

Dream: You're actually joking. Dream:You've had su- oh, there's a village!

George: Ohh.

Dream: [laughs]

George: You think you can get free stuff from there?

Dream: [still laughing] Yes. Dream: [spots hay bales] Oh, there's some cooked wheat.

George: Cooked wheat? What?

Dream: I mean, not- [wheezes] George: Oh my god. I'm catching you up! [laughs]

Dream: Well, you can try.

[George rings a bell as he passes it]

Dream: [reaching a wheat farm] I want some of this cooked wheat.

George: You hear that bell? That bell is me... uh... winning.

[George arrives and Dream punches him into a cobweb]

George: Wait, no-o, I'm stuck! I'm stuck!

Dream: [laughs]

George: What! No! What the hell! Let me out!

Dream: [laughs more]

George: I'm stuck!

Dream: [collecting acacia wood] Ye-e-e-s!

George: Oh, I'm out. I'm out. George: Oh, I can't believe that. George: Oh, that's so annoying.

[Dream crafts a wooden sword and bread]

George: You just landed me perfectly in the web.

[Dream runs at George]

George: Oh no. George: [giggles] No! No, you have a sword. Dream, I'm meant to hunt you.

Dream: [lands a hit on George] Come here.

George: Wait, why do you slow down on the soil? [Dream hits him twice more as he jumps into a lake] Oh my god, I'm so dead. Oh, you boosted me away. [Dream collects more bread from village chests] Dream: This is looking decently good so far. [Dream collects hay bales]

George: So far, it's all good until I just come behind you and kill you! [he runs at Dream with a wooden sword in hand]

Dream: Oh my god, you got stuff quick!

George: [laughs] [Dream starts hitting George] Oh yeah, I probably shouldn't do this. [gets killed] No...

Dream: Why were you low?

George: I was just low.

Dream: Oh, you didn't eat food.

Chapter 2 1:55
[Dream runs from the village]

George: Just watch out, Dream. That's all I'm saying.

George: You just never know what's gonna happen. [Dream collects stone in a desert trench]

George: How much food? [chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Stone Age"] Oh. Alright Dream. Mister Stone Age.

[Dream finds a desert well]

George: What?

Dream: There's a desert well in the middle of this desert.

[Dream searches a desert village]

George: Aw, there's a cat.

Dream: A cat? Probably means you're at a village.

George: Yeah.

[Dream mines iron ore]

Dream: It always gets pretty intense.

George: I'm just running through the fields, Dream. The fields that you know oh so well.

[Dream detonates two creepers]

George: [singing] Dream, Dream... you are going to die. [Dream kills a skeleton, and the chat shows him getting the advancement "Monster Hunter"]

George: Oh! So... you must be... down. George: Oh wait, you down here? [Dream is smelting in the cave]

George: Ugh, you're being- oh, I just found the wa- the well in the desert. There's no way, you just ran all the way here?

[Dream laughs]

George: Oh my god. [chat shows Dream getting the advancement 'Isn't It Iron Pick"]

[Dream collects his furnaces and begins digging to the surface] [Dream eats bread]

George: [laughs] Dream...

Dream: George... [Dream digs through falling sand]

George: This is so annoying. I'm lost.

[Dream reaches the surface and sneaks around, looking for George]

George: Wasting precious time. You could have so much stuff by now! No... George: Oh my god. What are you doing, Dream? [Dream gets into a desert temple and loots the chests]

George: Why are you so quiet?

Dream: Um... I'm just focused. [Dream chuckles while collecting more acacia wood]

George: Don't laugh like that.

[Dream laughs like that]

Dream: [getting attacked by a zombie] Ugh. [Dream sets up a furnaces in a village as a skeleton shoots at him]

George: Ah!

Dream: What?

George: I almost just died. We don't need to talk about it.

Dream: What happened?

George: I just almost died to mobs. [Dream crafts a bow]

George: There's another village!

[Dream laughs nervously and runs from the village]

George: What? What is this seed? Dream: Pretty good one.

George: Oh, now this is interesting.

Dream: What's interesting?

[chat shows George getting the advancement "Sweet Dreams"] [Dream is back at the desert village]

George: Wait, what is that over there? Is that another village?

[Dream runs from the village]

George: What is this seed? Like, actually. There's so many villages. And where are you?

Dream: What do you mean?

George: Like I-

[pause]

George: I don't know, I'm confused. Are you just r- [laughs] did you just get up and like run the opposite direction? George: 'Cause I was tracking you, and it went all the way over there, and then I, I track you again and it's backwards, and you're nowhere to be seen.

Dream: I've never gone- I've only been heading the same direction. Away from spawn, the whole time.

George: [chuckles] I don't believe you, 'cause like the compass is backwards now. And now it's over here! [sighs] Alright. [Dream is hiding behind a tree in a roofed forest, George is on the canopy above]

George: Be nice if you told me.

[Dream readies his bow while watching George's name, but decides to escape into the water] George: Something weird just happened.

[Dream crafts a boat]

George: Now that's really weird.

[Dream sails off] George: [laughs] You were just right below me, and then now you're not. [Dream gets out of and picks up the boat]

Dream: Oh, un- like under the ground?

George: Well, like, yeah. [Dream is sailing again, and finds a shipwreck]

George: I'm looking around, underground, I don't see anything, and then boom, the compass is just like 'Oh, this way now' and you're n- it's literally- you're so far away, I've run like- I've been running since that happened, and- I mean, according to the compass you were right below me.

[Dream returns from the shipwreck, laughing]

George: It was saying you were right below me, and now you're nowhere near me.

Dream: Just- George, just trust me.

George: How would- what- the only way you could have got away is if you were like invisible or something. [Dream builds a small air filled room on the shipwreck, then breaks out and swims up as George arrives in a boat, with an iron sword and full iron armor aside from his helmet, which is leather and dyed purple]

[Dream fires arrows as George disembarks, hitting him twice and breaking the boat]

George: What? WHAT?! WHERE WERE YOU?!

[Dream laughs hysterically]

George: What the hell?! Where were you?!

[Dream gets in a boat and follows George]

George: What is wrong with you?!

[They exchange blows underwater]

George: No! [turns away and comes face to face with a drowned] NO! [George swims towards Dream's boat]

George: Come on. [he gets in the boat and whimpers as he rows off]

Dream: What?

George: No. What? Where were you? Where were you?

Dream: Oh my god.

George: Oh, where were you, Dream?

[Dream laughs]

George: What were you doing?

[Dream wheezes] [George has come back to the shipwreck]

George: How were you hiding? Oh, I'm gonna drown.

[George gets back in the boat and rows away while Dream eats a golden apple]

George: Okay, Dream?

[Dream laughs]

George: Just sit there, alright?

[Dream swims towards George]

George: No, stop. Wait, is that a potion effect?

[Dream wheezes again]

George: You have potion effects! What is that? What is that? Were you actually invisible? There's no way! What? How?

[Dream continues to laugh]

George: How were you invisible? How do you have potion effects? What is that? Do you have a golden apple? That's probably a gol- that looks like a golden apple. That's a golden apple, isn't it? [he approaches Dream] Can I even attack in a boat? I don't think I can.

[Dream breaks George's boat]

[George gasps]

[they fight underwater]

[George laughs nervously]

[Dream swims away, then turns around and eats another golden apple]

George: You have another one, what?! Where have you been? Where have you been? Where have you been? No, no. [eats steak] No! NO!

[Dream kills George]

Dream: Ye-e-e-es! Yes! Let's flipping go!

George: [inaudible] What? What? Dream, what?

Dream: Let's flipping go.

George: Were you invisible? Were you invisible?

Dream: Oh my god, thank god. That was- that was great. [Dream reaches a giant tree taiga]

George: No, but- oh my god. But then- but then the compass went out into the ocean, and I didn't see you at all, and then you came out of nowhere!

Dream: [laughs] I like, wanted to ambush you so I built like a little thing underground that I could hide in, and then when I saw you coming I just broke the block above me, swam up and then killed you. [Dream is digging down]

George: You didn't even compliment my hat.

Dream: I didn't see your hat, what was it? I didn't pick it up.

George: Do you not have it?

Dream: No. Oh, it was blue, wasn't it?

George: It was like- It was a purple one this time.

Dream: Oh.

Chapter 3 9:18
[Dream mines gold and finds lava] [he breaks into an underground ravine]

Dream: Alright, well let me- [finds a large lava pool] ooh, yes! Dream: Let's go ahead and...

[he begins casting the portal, along the way chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Hot Stuff"]

George: Okay, I see you. [he casts the sides of the portal] [he casts the top of the portal]

George: Of course. George: You haven't made the portal, have you?

Dream: No, not yet. [he spots diamonds and gasps] [chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Diamonds!"]

George: Oh my god.

Dream: [laughs] Yes! Again! This is godly!

George: Twice in a row.

Dream: And by again, we mean-

George: How is this happening?

Dream: I don't know, I'm about to sweep this game easily, like this- this hasn't even- like so far it's been decently hard, but like... I don't know, this is gonna be much easier. [he crafts a diamond pickaxe] [Dream collects obsidian]

George: I'm like, trying to come to you, but also like find a cave along the way.

chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Ice Bucket Challenge"]

George: Okay, that's not good. George: You've actually traveled so far. You've made this very annoying for me.

Dream: I have traveled pretty far, not gonna lie.

George: Yeah, don't lie. [Dream enters the Nether, and chat shows him getting the advancement "We Need to Go Deeper"]

George: Ugh. Okay. Great. [Dream searches a Nether fortress]

Dream: Is this- [he gasps as he falls through a small hole] Oh! Oh my god! My heart literally just dropped! Dream: The heck? [he gasps as he spots a blaze] Yes! [Dream attacks blazes at a spawner area]

Dream: I'm actually gonna die. [he retreats to eat bread] Oh my god, hoo-hoo-hoo!

George: Oh, I guess I win. [chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Not Today, Thank You"]

Dream: Oh my god, I hate blazes.

[George laughs]

Dream: I'm actually, like, I'm s- I keep almost dying. George: I'm just like lost.

Dream: Oh god.

George: What?

Dream: [eating a golden apple] Oh my god.

George: What? Dream: Oh my god! Like I just ate a golden apple, I'm just- George: Eating a golden apple to a blaze.

Dream: Oh my god! Yes, I did! To multiple blazes, but- [Dream builds a new portal]

Dream: Getting the heck out of here. Thank the lords. [Dream emerges over an ocean]

Dream: Alright. I... am in an interesting... place, not gonna lie. George: Oh my god.

Dream: [starts mining the portal] I might be wasting a little bit of time by doing this.

George: You actually did get another portal, what is wrong with you?

Dream: What do you mean?

George: You actually did. Dream: Why, did you trap my other portal?

George: Oh, my-

Dream: Did you trap my other portal?

George: No.

Dream: [laughing] You're a liar! You tried to trap my other portal! George: You actually got an extra portal. [Dream finds undersea ruins and retrieves a treasure map]] Dream: Should I go after this buried treasure? Dream: It seems kind of stupid. [Dream reaches the X on the map and begins digging in the sand] Dream: I don't know how far you are, but I wanna get this treasure.

[a creeper explodes] George: Just get it. It can't hurt. Wait, no. You're not still at the treasure considering whether you're gonna get it or not?

Dream: I've been digging around for forever. Dream: I hate this. I hate this so much.

[he spots the chest through falling sand and gasps]

Dream: Yes! [laughs]

George: Was it worth it?

Dream: [the chest contains small amounts of iron and gold ingots, prismarine crystals, raw salmon and a Heart of the Sea] Awww, no. [Dream gasps as he finds a corral of horses in a village]

Dream: Yes. George: Yeah, you were just talking about your coordinates? Uh-huh. What were they?

[chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Best Friends Forever"]

Dream: I didn't say them.

George: What are you doing?

Dream: What do you mean? [Dream arrives at a mesa where he finds a surface-level abandoned mineshaft]

Dream: [gasp] What?

George: A railroad...

Dream: There's a mineshaft but it's on the surface. Dream: [looting chests] Do you dare me- [gasps as he sees an enchanted golden apple] no way, I win! I win!

George: Why?

Dream: I just got a chest with stuff in it. Dream: Alright, I'll tell you what- I'll tell you my X. My X is 7000.

George: Ugh, oh my god.

Dream: [laughs] What's your X at?

George: That's a long way away.

Dream: I mean, I'm on a horse right now, so.

George: [laughs in disbelief] What?

Dream: [wheezes and laughs] [Dream finds and loots another mineshaft]

Dream: [finding a golden apple] Yes, dude! These are OP! These chests are always OP in here! George: Yeah.

Dream: [gasps as he finds diamonds in a chest] Yes! You're joking! Dream: [gasps as he spots an Enderman in a savannah] Yes.

George: How do you keep finding all this good stuff? Dream: Let's go, boy. Which way are we going, we're going... [throws Eye of Ender] this way, oh there's an ocean. How am I gonna- [gasps as he sees a shipwreck] do I have like a lead? I don't. [Dream crosses the ocean in a boat and receives mining fatigue as he passes an ocean monument]]

Dream: Ugh, don't tell me. Dream: [going after an Eye that fell in the water] Ugh. Dream: Interesting.

[he dives into an underwater ravine and finds the stronghold there, but is unable to break in due to mining fatigue]

Dream: Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god, how long do I have this for? How do I tell how long I have a potion effect for?

George: I don't know.

Dream: I can't mine, I can't mine- OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT THERE!

George: [laughs]

Dream: [laughing] What? How did you- how did you swim here, you have no boat? Come at me.

George: No way. How did you spot me down there?

Dream: How do I have mining fatigue?

''[Dream tries to escape in his boat but George breaks it. They laugh as they begin to duel]''

George: Oh my god, you're owning me!

[Dream laughs as he swims away]

Dream: You better run! How did you get here- oh, how do I have mining fatigue? How do I get rid of this? Dream: You might not want to engage at all, George.

George: What was that?

Dream: I- just- this mining fatigue is screwing me! I could be away by now! [George approaches with a dolphin]

Dream: What?! You have a dolphin?! You have a dolphin?! A dolphin pet? [he eats a golden apple as the swordplay continues]

George: No. [he tries to escape in a boat but Dream breaks it] No! No! George: No. Come here dolphin. Come here!

Dream: I'm gonna kill your dolphin.

[George escapes with dolphin's grace, and Dream hits it]

George: No, don't! What is wrong with you?

[Dream laughs and starts drowning]

George: Oh, drowning. George: [laughs as he strikes Dream] Yes, yes! Wait, why's my dolphin power gone?

Dream: Because I have it.

George: Oh my god. Oh, get away!

[Dream eats a golden apple]

George: You're low, aren't you?

Dream: Hey, look what I have! George: What do you have?

Dream: Look. [holds up enchanted golden apple and laughs]

George: [laughing] What?! What?! You're joking. [Dream enters the stronghold through an underwater cave and chat shows him getting the advancement "Eye Spy]

George: Oh my god. Yeah, the mining fatigue- oh. George: Wait, is it- oh my god, it's right here! Dream: Where are you, George?

George: Where are you? [Dream runs around the stronghold] [George giggles] [Dream waits outside a library where George is]

George: Of course I meant that. [comes out and gasps] WHAT?! Oh! NO! NO! NO!

[Dream chases him around and out of the library, he places dirt in the doorway that Dream quickly breaks through]

George: [giggles as he places more dirt, then is caught by Dream] WHAT THE F-!

Dream: [wheezes] What! Don't say that!

George: [whimpers] No. George: I need to have had a bed. This is- this was important to have a bed. [Dream makes an enchanting table but doesn't have any lapis]

Dream: Oh no. [Dream sneaks around, searching for George]

George: That's what happens... Oh my god, I'm getting trolled. Dream: Oh Geooorge...

George: This is scary.

Dream: [laughs] Geooorge... Dream: Would have been smart to have a bed.

George: It really would have been. [Dream searches a library] Dream: Geooorge...

George: Stop! [Dream finds George creating a hideout in a library wall] [he sneaks from the upper floor and digs into the hideout, before releasing an arrow into the floor]

George: What? [he sees Dream and gasps before running away]

Dream: I'm gonna break your bed. Dream: [breaks the bed] I just broke your bed, by the way. Dream: That means your respawn location is screwed, George! [laughs] I'm coming for you!

George: [panicked laughing] No.

Dream: Come on! George: Oh my god... George: How did you find me?

Dream: [laughs] Come on, George. George: How did you find me?

Dream: I followed your name.

[a creeper explodes, George laughs nervously]

Dream: You're behind me, weren't you?!

George: [sobs] Oh my god.

Dream: I don't know where you went. George: You're freaking me out.

Dream: [laughs evilly] George: You actually are freaking me out. I'm scared. [Dream digs, following George's torchlight]

George: What? Oh my GOD! NO, it's my- it's my stupid torch!

Dream: Where'd you go George? Come on! Come out to play! [laughs] Where'd you go?! Dream: You know what, I actually don't need you, you can get your- [sees George and gasps]

George: [screeches] No! No! No! [blocks Dream]OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! NO! [places several iron doors and whimpers, then eats a golden apple]

Dream: Come on, George! [eats his enchanted golden apple] HA, you just ate a god apple!

George: [fails to block Dream and is killed] NOOOOOOOO!!!

Dream: Yes!

George: No, no, no!

Dream: Ye-e-e-e-s, ye-e-e-e-s! You had Ender pearls!

George: What am I meant to do?

Dream: You had Ender pearls!

George: What the hell? No! No! Oh my god! How am I meant to get back? I'm like a million blocks away!

Dream: Yes!

George: Dream. George: Like, I was being hunted. It's like- oh my god.

Dream: You were being-

George: You're like- you turn- you turn into a maniac!

[Dream wheezes]

George: Did you eat the god apple?

Dream: [entering George's hideout] What was in your chest? I ate the god apple, yeah.

George: I don't know, I just put like-

Dream: Ooh, TNT, melons, iron...

George: I just put supplies for if I died. I don't- I wasn't expecting you to find my bed! Was it all because of my Optifine torch?

Dream: No.

Chapter 4 21:39
Dream: Oh, I found the portal room! Dream: Ooh, I found an Enderman.

George: But this is so annoying, I'm gonna have to get all my food, get all my iron...

Dream: [kills Enderman] I mean, I think at this point, I'll- yes, I got another one. I think at this point I'm pretty set, but... [Dream enchants his equipment]

George: I just can't believe how far away you are, [chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Enchanter"] and now you're enchanting!

[Dream laughs] [Dream attacks an Enderman]

Dream: There's an Ender dragon- I mean, not an Ender dragon, an Enderman in like a corner.

George: Oh, there's an Ender dragon. Dream: I might not need- ooh, there's an Enderman literally by the portal room. Please... yes! And that might be enough! Let me- I- I might already have enough, anyway, let me see if I have enough. Um... one, two, three, awww, that's not enough. George: I actually might be able to get b- might be able to get back.

Dream: [kills an Enderman] Yes! I think I ha- I think I have enough! [George chuckles as Dream activates the End portal] Dream: The thing is, I need like more arrows, but I don't really... I don't have- I don't have many arrows.

George: How many do you have?

Dream: I have eight. Dream: Yes, there's two skeletons! [Dream breaks bookshelves in a library to try to change the enchants he gets]

George: This is probably the longest that you've gone after making a portal without going in it. [Dream fights silverfish]

Dream: The problem is, if I don't- if I go- if I don't go soon, then you're gonna get here, and then I'm gonna die, or at least it'll be- it'll be ten times more challenging. You know what? You know what?

George: What?

[Dream jumps into the portal, the chat shows him getting the advancement "The End?"]

George: Okay. George: You actually went in with sixteen arrows? Dream: Oh my god, I thought I had way more blocks than I have.

[George giggles] [Dream breaks an End crystal, and as he jumps down the dragon hits him]

Dream: Ooh. That just almost boosted me like to death. Dream: I'm gonna get this one. This one's pretty low. George: You're just gonna be chilling thinking it's all nice and swell, and then boom, "The End?" in the chat. Dream: [breaks a crystal] Alright.

George: Alright. [Dream shoots a crystal] [Dream shoots another crystal] [Dream shoots another crystal] George: And I can put my- my bed right next to the End portal, 'cause you're not coming back.

Dream: [laughs] Ugh. George: [hums] Yes. Dream: [hums] Come on, Ender dragon. Come down to play. [shoots it] [Dream lands a few sword strikes on the dragon] George: Dream, Dream, Dream.

Dream: [misses the dragon] No!

[the chat shows George getting the advancement "The End?"]

George: [giggles] Dream... [sees Dream aiming a bow at him] Oh my god.

[Dream laughs and tries to shoot George off the bridge]

George: Oh my god, stop. Miss, just miss. Oh, you're lagging! [laughs] You're lagging!

Dream: Oh, am I lagging? I actually am.

George: You're lagging. Dream: I'm not lagging, am I?

George: Keep talking, keep talking.

Dream: Talk talk talk talk talk. Actually the Ender dragon's lagging a little bit.

George: Oh my GOD! He just killed me! [he dies from fall damage]

Dream: [laughs] YE-E-E-S! YE-E-E-S! YE-E-E-S! Yes! Yes!

George: What the hell.

Dream: Oh my god.

George: Like I'm just sitting there waiting for you because you're lagging-

Dream: Yes!

George: And then the Ender dragon just comes out of nowhere and owns me.

Dream: Yes! Oh my god.

George: That's not fair.

Dream: It's not- it is fair. It was not fair I could have shot you off I wasn't lagging.

[Dream is hit back by the dragon] Dream: Oh god.

George: Oh my god, I have like no blocks.

[Dream is hit high into the air]

Dream: Oh god. [pearls into water] OH MY GOD! Oh my god! Pearls don't fall faster. I just almost died. George returns, having gotten back his stuff from where he died]

Dream: How do you have iron?! What?! Dream: I don't know how I'm gonna kill the Ender dragon with you literally right here- oh my god! [the dragon almost knocks him down a deep pit] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

George: Wait, what happened?

Dream: The dragon almost just yeeted me right off- off the edge.

George: [laughs, then gasps] Oh, he's coming for me. Or she, even. [George hits Dream into the dragon, launching him into the air]

Dream: What the heck? Okay, I'm in the water.

George: I hit you into it! I hit you into it!

Dream: Did you?

George: [laughing] Yeah. [Dream throws a pearl] Oh no... here we go again. [hits Dream into the dragon]

Dream: What the heck?!

[George laughs]

Dream: Did you hit me in again?

George: Yes!

Dream: Why- why is it not letting me damage it? [lands safely]

George: No! [they start fighting] Oh my god, 'cause I kept pushing you into her. Oh my god. Oh wow. [the dragon plows through them] Wait. Oh wow. Okay.

Dream: [pearls to the ground] Oh my god! Oh! My god! [George falls out of the world] Ye-e-es! Yes! No way. Oh my god. George: What do I do now?

Dream: You do- you don't have another set, do you? You don't even know how close I was to dying right there. [Dream attacks the dragon]

George: [gasps] Oh my god. Yes! Yes!

Dream: What?

George: Yes! Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Dream: What? What?

George: [laughs] Oh my god.

Dream: The Ender dragon's so low.

George: Let's go. George: [gets shot by skeleton] I died. Oh my god. I don't know where I died.

Dream: Please. Come on! Come on! [gets knocked away just before killing the dragon] NO! [pearls down] Oh my god! Oh my god! The Ender dragon's literally one hit, the Ender dragon's literally one hit! Please. Please. Please. No, it flyed- it flew away. Oh my god, I landed in water. George: Dream, if I kill it, you don't win.

Dream: No, that's not true!

George: It's true, it's true, if I kill it I win! [Dream attacks him] No! No! No!... No! Please! Please!... Yes. Seriously though, if I kill it I win.

Dream: No, no. No.

George: No, 'cause you have to beat the ga- [Dream kills him] No!

Dream: Yes! Please come down. Please. Come down. George: I could probably one-shot it with my fist!

Dream: [laughs] It's so low. it's so low. [they both run for the descending dragon] No.

[George giggles, Dream hits him back and then kills the dragon]

Dream: YE-E-E-E-E-E-S!!! YES!! Ye-e-e-e-e-e-es! Yes!

George: NOOOOOOOO!!! NO!! What the hell! No.

Dream: Oh my god! I literally-

George: That was-

Dream: -ran and jumped. I was just praying that my hit landed.

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George: Ah, that's actually so annoying. I can't believe you actually won!

Dream: I pulled it off. So it's-

George: So you just-

Dream: 1-1. George: This was a very hard challenge, to be fair.

Dream: This is a hard challenge.