Minecraft Speedrunner VS 2 Hunters/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS 2 Hunters.

Roles

 * Dream - The speedrunner of the video.


 * GeorgeNotFound (abbreviated to George)
 * Sapnap

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video, I try and speedrun and beat Minecraft while two hunters try and hunt me down and stop me. If they kill me once, they win. This was insanely scary. Can I beat the game before I'm hunted down? We're about to find out. Also only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video consider subscribing. It's free and you can always change your mind if you want to. Enjoy the video! Dream: Alright, you guys ready?

George: Yep.

Sapnap: Yeah.

Dream: Can we check the seed? Make sure it's not a terrible one?

Dream begins to run away

George and Sapnap notice

George: What?!

Sapnap: What?!

Dream wheezes

George: Where are you? Where he-- oh i see you.

Sapnap: He went this way.

George: Oh my god, you can't do this, Dream.

Sapnap: Why are you such a cheater dude?

George: Where are you? Where like actually are you? Dream breaks down a tree

George: Oh I see him.

Dream runs

George: Hello Dream.

Dream: Hello George.

Sapnap: There he is get him.

Dream makes wood planks

Sapnap: Get him, get him George.

Sapnap: Beat him up. Beat him up.

George lags

George: Wait what?

Dream: Oh George lagged.

George: I lagged!

Sapnap: What?!

Dream: George lagged! George lagged!

George: I was attacking you.

Dream chuckles

Dream: George lagged. Dream: Come on give me a headstart.

Sapnap: Ok ok ok. We'll stop. We'll stop.

George: Alright I stopped.

Sapnap: We're done we're done.

Dream looks behind him

Dream: YOU'RE LYING I SEE YOU BEHIND ME!

Sapnap: No no no no.

George: He like lag switched me.

Dream jumps to the edge of a cliffside

George: What's he doing?

Dream punches George off

George: AH!!!

Dream punches Sapnap off

Sapnap: A--no.

Dream places down crafting table and makes a wood sword

Sapnap: He's crafting George, get him. Dream is in the water

George: Come on.

George: OH! He's got a sword! He's got a sword.

Sapnap: Yeah, he's low. He hit the ground.

George: Did he, no he didn't. He would've died from there.

Dream: I didn't hit the ground.

Sapnap: What? I swear he hit---

Dream escapes with two dolphins

George: He's go---

Sapnap: HE'S GOT TWO DOLPHINS!

George: What?!

Dream: -laughs-

George: What???

Sapnap: How'd he get two dolphins?!

Dream sees a shipwreck

Dream: Oh wait.

Dream opens a chest with Unbreaking I Leather Pants

George: Sapnap, come back over here.

Sapnap: Coming.

-silence for a few seconds-

Dream: Totally legit strategy.

Sapnap: He took advantage of us.

Dream: I take advantage of anything. Dream made a boat

George: Stop.

Sapnap: What? I need wood too.

George: Well, get your own wood. You don't have to wait for me to break it for you to get it.

Sapnap: Well I'm gonna get us some food then.

George: Ok, so Dream got away. It's ok.

Sapnap: So we can just prep and then slam out.

Dream finds another shipwreck

George: Slam out?

Sapnap: Slay him out.

Dream finds 4 Iron in the chest George: Yes I can.

A dolphin goes super speed in the water

Dream: Oh my god, that dolphin's going quick.

George: You're not even in the water anymore. You're just lying.

Dream: Oh these dolphins.

Sapnap: Spell dolphin backwards Dream.

George: You're looking for dolphins spell it backwards.

Dream: Dolphin power. Take me away Dolphin, let's go. Dream is mining

Sapnap: George, we need to cook this food. I can't even sprint.

George: Yeah, neither can I. Just come over here. Dream is still mining

George: What? Wait what?

Dream: What? What happened?

George: I just placed a boat and it sank.

Dream wheezes Dream is killing an Iron Golem

Sapnap: We're right behind you Dream.

George: Mmm, you smell that Dream?

Dream: What?

George: It smells like good steak.

Sapnap: God, it's delicious.

Dream: What? Cooked steak?

Sapnap: I'd kill for some steak right now.

Dreams find a chest with 6 obsidian, 2 diamonds, and an iron sword

"Dream has made the advancement Diamonds"

"Dream has made the advancement Ice Bucket Challenge"

George: What?!

Dream wheezes

Sapnap: Wait?

George: Oh he's found a village. Dream: Oh george.

"Dream has made the advancement hot stuff."

George: Yes?

George: -sighs- oh my god. He's got a lava bucket. "GeorgeNotFound has made the advancement Acquire Hardware"

Dream: What?

George and Sapnap laugh

Dream: You got iron?

George: Yes. Dream: Why are you guys so quiet?

Dream makes an Iron Chestplate

"Dream has made the advancement Suit Up"

George: Oh no. Dream got armor. Dream notices Sapnap and George and gasps

Dream: What?!

George: COME ON!

Sapnap: Get him get him get him!

Dream: Wait? Where's George? Oh he's behind.

Dream tries to bait Sapnap with lava but fails

Sapnap: You can't get me with that.

Dream hits Sapnap twice

Sapnap: Oh my gosh. His sword does so much damage. George help. Help.

Dream picks up his lava

George: I'm trying.

Dream: Come here.

George and Sapnap run

Sapnap: George, I don't know about this fight.

Dream: I got a stone sword. What are you talking about?

George: Is it enchanted?

Sapnap: No he has a diamond sword.

Dream: No I don't. I don't have a diamond sword.

George: Wait what is that? Does he?

Sapnap: I swear.

Dream kills Sapnap by hitting him once

"Sapnap was slain by Dream"

George: NO!

Dream: Come back! Come out to play, George.

George: -groans- oh my god.

Sapnap: George run. You gotta get out.

George: I'm trying!

Dream: Come out to play.

George: How'd you get such good stuff?

Dream gets hit by a regular arrow

Dream -lying-: No! I got slowness.

George: -gasps- yes.

"GeorgeNotFound was slain by Dream"

Dream: -laughs- yes!

George: -sighs- oh my god.

Dream loots George's stuff

George: We have to start all over again.

Dream: Oh there's food. George: Those strays were so annoying. I could've gotten away if it weren't for those strays.

Dream: If it weren't for those meddling strays. -laughs-

"Sapnap has made the advancement Stone Age."

Dream: You just got stone age?

Sapnap: Yeah what about it.

Dream: Kinda lame.

George: -gasps- there's a witch. George: Why are there so many mobs?! Are we on expert difficulty? George: I'm gonna die to these mobs.

Sapnap: I'm gonna die.

George: I'm gonna die!

"GeorgeNotFound was shot by Skeleton."

Dream: -wheezes-

George: It's not funny!

Dream: It is pretty funny. I'm gonna beat you in a 2v1 how's that not funny? Dream is smelting iron

George: Keep your eye out for a cave. "Dream has made the advancement "Isn't it Iron Pick?"

George: Mmm. Iron Pickaxe.

Dream: Yes. Dream is mining

George: This cave is amazing.

Sapnap: This has so many resources. Dream begins to make his portal

George: There's so much.

Sapnap: Bro this cave is popping.

George: It has everything. Diamonds. There's iron.

Sapnap: Dude. I opened up this chest on this minecart. Dream finishes his portal

George: Whoa. I just found an exit.

Sapnap: Would you go up here, George?

George: I don't know where you are. I just see light.

"Dream has made the advancement "We need to go deeper."

George: What?!

Dream: -laughs- Yay.

Sapnap: Wait already? Dream mines 16 netherack

George: So let's just quickly get our stuff and then we can go and stop him before he gets out.

Dream goes back to the overworld Dream is mining holes

Dream finds diamonds

Dream: -gasps- what?!

George: What?

Dream: No way. George: You are the biggest noob. Dream digs another hole

Dream digs yet another hole Dream digs another one Dream stands still

George: Wait the compass is turned around Sapnap.

Sapnap: I know.

George: They're right here? -gasps- oh sapnap. Come over quickly.

Sapnap: Coming.

George: Coming for your portal dream.

George and Sapnap begin to dig down

Sapnap: We're gonna get him good.

Dream puts lava in a specific spot

Dream grabs more lava

Dream -lying-: Dude this is the worst Nether. I can't even get across these ginormous lava lakes.

George: Oh. We'll be there to help you through the lava lakes, don't worry.

Sapnap: We'll bring some blocks.

Dream: Are you at my portal?

George: Tryi---

George falls in the lava

George: WHAT?! SAPNAP!

Dream fights Sapnap

George: I'm gonna die from burning. EAT!

Dream chases Sapnap

"GeorgeNotFound burned to death"

"Sapnap was slain by Dream"

Dream: Yes.

Sapnap: No!

George: What was that?!

Dream: Yes.

Dream heals himself

Dream: Let's go. Oh my god. Dream burns Sapnap's loot Dream burns George's loot

Dream: And all your loot is burned.

Dream: Why you guys so quiet?

Sapnap: We're just wallowing-

Dream sees Sapnap and George's nametag above him

Dream: -gasps- What?! How are you here?!

George: Come on Sapnap. Go go go!

Sapnap: Go go go!

George: Watch out for the water

Dream goes into the nether again

Sapnap: I know I know I know.

George: Come on.

Sapnap: Get him get him.

Sapnap: Grgh. Where is he? He's gone.

George: Did he go into the nether?

Sapnap: Yeah yeah. He's in the nether.

George: Oh my god.

Sapnap: Here here. Do you