Minecraft Speedrunner VS Slayer/Transcript

A script of Minecraft Speedrunner VS Slayer.

Roles
Dream - The speedrunner of the video.

BadBoyHalo (abbreviated to Bad) - The slayer (hunter) of the video.

Intro 0:00
Dream: This video, I try and speedrun Minecraft while my friend tries to hunt me down and stop me. If I die once, I lose. If I kill the Ender Dragon and beat the game, I win. This is Minecraft Manhunt. This video's hunter is the YouTuber BadBoyHalo. Link in the description. This was super intense, but also super fun. And only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. You can always unsubscribe, it's free, enjoy the video.

Chapter 1 0:27
Dream: Alright, you recording?

Bad: I... am. Yes.

Dream: Alright.

[Dream runs off, chuckling] Bad: What?

Dream: I just ran off.

Bad: Wait, you just r- that's it?

Dream: Yep, that's the beginning, that's how these things go.

Bad: It started? What?

Dream: You have to - you're a little bit of a noob, BadBoyHalo.

Bad: Okay. You know what? I'm just literally gonna run up to you and punch you to death. Bad: You realize I have a compass, right?

Dream: I do.

Bad: To know where you're at? Dream: Look what I have.

[Bad arrives and punches Dream]

Bad: Oh, look look look! Hello!

Dream: I just- what just happened? Did I drop-

Bad: I'm literally right here.

Dream: I have it, okay I have wood.

Bad: Wait, did you drop it?

Dream: No, I didn't drop it. I didn't drop it.

Bad: Dang it! I went back to see if you'd dropped anything. Dream: I will get away.

Bad: No you won't. I'm gonna catch you.

Dream: I do need food. Oh, there's an ocean.

Bad: Oh, please tell me this is the ocean.

Dream: Why is there an ocean here?

Bad: Oh, this is gonna be perfect. [Dream dives into the ocean]

Bad: Hey Dream, did you make a boat?

Dream: I didn't.

Bad: Well I'm about to make one.

Dream: Wait, what?

Bad: Yes, you're gonna die! Bad: Okay, I got a crafting table. Oh my goodness, you're really far ahead. Come on. [Dream kills animals for meat]

Bad: Did you make it across this? ...Oh my goodness, you did. Alright, where are you?

Dream: I am far gone by now.

Bad: Did you seriously make it across that quickly?

Dream: I made it across and I have left you in the dust.

Bad: I found an XP orb of yours. Bad: Oh oh! You're close; the compass is moving a lot. Bad: Are you seriously just gonna run all the way away?

[Dream arrives at a ravine]

Bad: That's it.

Dream: Ooh, there's a nice...

[he breaks some leaves on a tree, getting an apple in the process which he eats]

Bad: Hmm. At least there's chickens around here, I can kill them. To get food.

[Dream waits by the tree, moving around it when he sees Bad coming]

Bad: Oh, you went to the left?

[Bad kills a sheep before looking down into the ravine]

Bad: Did you go in the ravine?

[Dream hits Bad into the ravine, where he falls to his death]

Bad: What?! No! No! No!

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: [inaudible] I- dang it! Where were you hiding? [inaudible]

[Dream collects wood]

Dream: Let's go!

Bad: No! Bad: Did you plan that?

Dream: I did plan that, yes.

Bad: Oh my goodness.

Chapter 2 2:47
[Dream digs straight down into a ravine, landing in water at the bottom]

Dream: [gasps] Ooh! That was... frightening. [Dream mines stone]

Dream: Where'd you go, Bad? Are you on your way?

Bad: I might be. Guess you'll have to wait and see. [Dream is on the run]

Bad: You'd better not eat my chickens.

Dream: I will be eating it in front of you. Next time I see you. Bad: Oh my goodness!

Dream: It's about to be...

Bad: It gave me night vision!

Dream: Oh wow.

Bad: Okay. Bad: Ooh, Dream! I got Curse of Vanishing on my armor!

[Dream collects food from furnaces] Bad: Oh oh oh, you're close, you're close! The compass moved a lot. [Dream gets on top of dark oak trees]

Bad: Did you go up here? I bet you did. [Dream crosses a river]

Bad: Right behind you!

[Dream changes perspective to look behind himself, seeing nothing]

Dream: I didn- I did not just... look.

Bad: Did you?

Dream: No.

Bad: Yes you did! Admit it.

Dream: Maybe a little.

Bad: Because here I come, Dream! [gasps] ...Did you look?

Dream: No.

Bad: Ah, you did. [chat shows Bad getting the advancement "Getting an Upgrade"]

Dream: I'm pretty sure that's not armor.

Bad: Stop- turn the achievements off, I don't like this!

Dream: No, they're- they're part of the game.

Bad: You're getting little tips and tricks from what I'm doing. [Dream mines iron in a cave]

Bad: Oh my goodness, how- what! How far did you run?!

Dream: Why?

Bad: You're like all the way over here! [Dream runs]

Bad: Oh, you're close. I can tell. You're really close.

Dream: How do you know? You're scaring me, stop! You're being weird. [Dream towers up in a field near a dark forest]

Bad: Where are you? [Dream smelts atop the tower]

Bad: Oh! ...Dream. Look behind you.

[Dream looks around]

Bad: I see something... and I think it's you... but I'm not sure. Oh, it is! There you ar- oh, that is just devious!

Dream: What?

Bad: The little thing you- are- hiding in.

[Dream looks around]

Dream: Where are you?

Bad: You know where you are- er, where I am.

Dream: I don't know where you are.

Bad: Well, I see you. You're super obvious. [Dream has packed up his furnaces and is searching for Bad from atop his tower]

Bad: Oh Dreeeeam. Where are you Dream?

Dream: You know exactly where I am.

Bad: Do you see me?

[Bad is visible behind some leaves on a dark oak tree]

Dream: [gasps] I do see you.

Bad: No you don't.

Dream: Yeah I do. You're hiding behind the tree right there. [Bad has come out into full view on the treetop]

Bad: I think this should hit you.

[Bad fires an arrow which hits Dream's crafting table, allowing Dream to take the arrow]

Bad: Aw, dang it. It didn't work. Ugh. Bad: I can literally tower up to you and kill you.

[Dream climbs onto the ledge of the tower]

Bad: As long as I'm careful, I'm not g- No! Agh, I- Bad: I saw that, Dream. You literally popped up, like you were gonna jump down towards me.

Dream: I- I was not-

Bad: You think I'm gonna let that happen?

Dream: I was not gonna do that.

Bad: Hm. You were.

[Dream briefly glances at a pool of water on the opposite side of the tower from Bad]

Bad: Go ahead, come on over. Take your chances. [Bad has begun to tower up]

Bad: Do you have a bow?

[Dream jumps to the water]

Bad: Oh my goodness, did you just jump off?

[Dream climbs out of the pool and fills a bucket with water before running]

Bad: I saw that. Dang it! You... son of a gun. Bad: You better run! Bad: Where are you? [Dream kills cows for meat]

Bad: See, you have no clue where I'm at, meaning... I could just sneak right up on you... and say hello. [Dream uses blocks to quickly cross a river] [Dream finds a lava pool and begins casting a Nether portal]

Bad: Dream. ...Might wanna look behind you.

[chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Hot Stuff"]

Bad: Or in front of you, I should say. Okay, what does "Hot Stuff" mean?

Dream: I don't know. I actually don't know. [Bad approaches as Dream puts his water in a hole]

Bad: Oh Dreeeeeeam.

Dream: [gasps and takes back the water before running]

Bad: Hello!

Dream: Oh no. Please.

Bad: [evil laugh]

Dream: I was that close too.

Bad: Better run!

Dream: I could probably kill you, I have iron armor. Bad: You wanna go?

Dream: Maybe.

Bad: Go ahead. Turn around and [inaudible]

Dream: Oh man, I keep messing up all my jumps.

Bad: Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

[they begin exchanging blows]

Bad: No! Nonononono! [inaudible] Agh! Never mind! Dang it!

[Dream kills Bad]

Dream: Yes!

Bad: No-o-o! DANG IT!

Dream: Oh my gosh, wait, you had TNT?

Bad: Yes, I had TNT!

Chapter 3 6:49
Bad: Oh my goodness, this is so- agh, I have to get all that stuff back again. Bad: Ooh, diamonds.

Dream: T'yeah, okay. Well, I'll see the achievement in chat when you get 'em then. [both giggle] You better not be lying.

Bad: [inaudible] Dream: Good thing is in the Nether, the compass doesn't work, so... if I go into the Nether...

Bad: Wait, seriously?

Dream: ...then, I'll be safe for at least a little while. [Dream steps into the completed Nether portal]

Dream: [chuckles] Yeeeees. [chat shows Dream getting the advancement "We Need to Go Deeper"]

Bad: Wait, what does 'Go Deeper' mean?

Dream: Um... it means... nothing.

Bad: Nothing? Bad: 'Build, light, and enter a Nether portal'. So you are in the Nether. [Dream evades a ghast]

Dream: This ghast is scarier than you are.

Bad: Okay, that's it. You know what? As soon as I have full iron here I'm not even waiting. I'm literally coming to kill you. [Dream bridges with Netherrack]

Bad: You ready to die?

Dream: I'm ready for you to attempt to kill me.

[Dream jumps to a ledge and runs]

Bad: Well... that's what's gonna happen. [Dream collects more Netherrack]

Bad: I will succeed.

Dream: It's like the scene from Star Wars.

Bad: Which scene?

Dream: When he- it's Anakin and Obi-Wan, he's like 'You will t-' 'You will t-' 'I will kill you' and he's like 'You will try'.

Bad: Well Dream, I have the high ground, so... [laughs]

Dream: Well I guess- tech- I guess technically you do, 'cause you have armor. Dream: Well, I'm in like a vast Nether that's like the biggest Nether I've ever seen. Bad: I don't feel like you're being legit, I feel like you're-

Dream: I'm being serious, I'm- I'm in- I'm-

Bad: -just saying things, to try and trick me. I'm not gonna fall for it!

[a Nether fortress comes into view]

Dream: I'm like in the biggest Nether, that I've ever seen.

Bad: No. Nope. I don't believe you. [Dream bridges to the fortress]

Dream: You're not gonna be able to find me in the Nether. You're gonna have to wait until I come out. Oh wait- oh, no.

Bad: What?

Dream: Nothing, nothing. [Dream searches the fortress, chat shows him getting the advancement "A Terrible Fortress"]

Bad: Oh my gosh, I'm- I'm stuck in a boat.

Dream: [chuckles]

Bad: Flipping... it's so annoying. [Dream attacks and kills a blaze, collecting a blaze rod]

Bad: And now I'm gonna come and kill you. Agh, stupid pig. Don't walk away. Wait, so you're in the Nether, right?

Dream: Yes.

Bad: Did you bring anything extra to make a, uh, another portal?

Dream: I... may have.

Bad: [giggles] You didn't! You know you have to go back through that portal, right?

Dream: Oh my god.

Bad: Hmm, maybe I'm waiting outside it right now.

[Dream reaches a blaze spawner as a ghast attacks]

Dream: Well, that's if you can find it, to be fair. I don't think- I don't think you can find it.

Bad: Oh, really? Bad: Oh Dreeeeam. I got more food and now I'm coming to kill you. Bad: Oh oh oh! This is the area! This is the area where it was in! [Dream fights blazes]

Dream: Oh god.

Bad: Oh oh. This is it! This is where I died! Oh, that means you're over here! Dream! Dream! I see it. I see it. Is that it? Oh, yes! Oh Dream! Do you wanna come out of, uh, the Nether! [Dream sets up furnaces and cooks meat]

Bad: How much armor do you have?

Dream: Ah, y- you don't wanna know, I have tons of armor.

Bad: Oh, my goodness, I could build a trap. If I trap you in here, you're pretty much toast. [chat shows Bad getting the advancement "We Need to Go Deeper"]

Bad: Oh Dreeeam. Is this your portal? That I'm at? Bad: Can I hit you, if I trap you in the portal?

Dream: No, you can't.

Bad: Hm. Dang. [Dream treks back towards the portal]

Bad: Wait a minute! You could just break the portal that's in there and use that!

Dream: [giggles]

Bad: Oh wait, no! You don't have diamonds!

Dream: Mayb- maybe I do.

Bad: You don't!

Dream: Maybe I got them in the fortress.

Bad: Nah, this is perfect. Bad: So if you die at all, I win, right?

Dream: Yes.

Bad: Okay. Muahaha. Bad: So you have to beat the Ender dragon?

Dream: Yes.

Bad: Well, you're not gonna beat the Ender dragon. Bad: Oh yes, this is good. [Dream mines through Netherrack and his pickaxe breaks]

Dream: Ugh. Agh, okay. Well.

Chapter 4 10:25
[Dream stands outside the portal]

Bad: Where are you?

Dream: I'm just gonna kill one more blaze, and then-

Bad: Ooh! Oh my goodness.

Dream: I think I will have enough to... come back to the portal, and make my way downtown.

[Dream returns to the Overworld]

Bad: [gasps] Oh! Oh!

[Bad hits Dream into the lava]

Bad: Get in!

[Dream pours water over the lava and gets out]

Bad: Yes! Yes! Yes! No! Get in! Get in! No!

Dream: No!

Bad: [inaudible]

Dream: No!

Bad: Get back here! You! Little!

[they run towards the dark forest]

Dream: Please! Please!

Bad: No. I'm killing you.

Dream: Leave me alone!

[Dream gets onto the canopy]

Bad: How many hearts do you have? Tell me how many.

[Dream tries to block the way up with Netherrack]

Bad: Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Dream changes perspective to see Bad still right behind him]

Dream: Wait, what?

Bad: Yes! Yes!

Dream: Noooo!

Bad: Oh my goodness, HOW did I miss?

[they jump into a lake, and Bad hits Dream]

Bad: Die! Yes!

Dream: Please! No!

Bad: Yes. Yes. Yes. Please die. Oh my goodness, die die die. Die. I have to wait for it to recharge, come here.

[they get out of the water and run]

Bad: Come on come on come on. How did you get so far ahead of me? We both literally ran [inaudible] the same spot.

[Dream stops to eat and sees Bad behind him]

Dream: Oh my god!

Bad: Oh Dreeeam. [unconvincingly] Oh no, I got stuck. I'm trapped.

[Dream changes perspective and sees Bad]

Dream: You liar.

Bad: No, I- I did. Go ahead and- you can, uh, heal up. Dang it.

Dream: Oh god.

Bad: Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my goodness, yes. Wait, where'd y- Oh my goodness, come on. You're not getting away. Literally this is it. I hope you're ready to die, yes!

[they exchange blows once before continuing the chase]

Bad: Yes! Yes! [inaudible]

Dream: Leave me alone, Bad! Let me go!

Bad: No!

Dream: Let me go!

Bad: I am going to get you.

Dream: Please.

Bad: Oh my goodness, come on. Oh my goodness, you have so many blocks. Are you flipping kidding me.

Dream: [giggles]

Bad: Am I literally gonna lose here? Oh my goodness, get back here! Oh my goodness, you've gotta be kidding me! I literally had you! Okay, you're gonna have to stop and eat at some point.

[Dream jumps into a river and gets in a boat]

Bad: Oh Dream- HOW DO YOU HAVE A BOAT?!?!

Dream: [giggles] It's your boat.

Bad: What is this?! This is my boat?!

Dream: [laughs] It's your boat from earlier.

Bad: Are you flipping kidding me?!

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: No. That is ridiculous. [inaudible]

Dream: Yes.

Bad: No.

Dream: I would-

Bad: This is so stupid!

Dream: I would eat your chicken in front of you but I already ate it all. Bad: You son of a gun!

Chapter 5 12:43
Bad: I hope you feel good about that, because I'm going to get you. [Dream runs through a birch forest]

Bad: Dream. Where are you? I know you're nearby. [Dream hides in a cave]

Bad: Oh, you're really close.

[Dream retreats further into the cave]

Bad: Oh yes, oh yes, I see you! I see you!

[Dream blocks himself in with Netherrack]

Bad: Do you not see me? Oh my goodness, you don't see me. Wait, what was that? Oh my goodness, there's a villager thing nearby. Bad: Where are you? Oh my goodness. Stupid pillagers, go away. [Dream digs through the ground]

Bad: You are right here! Where are you?! I know you're over here! Did you go underground? You are literally right here. I know that, Dream. The compass stopped right here.

Dream: Yeah?

Bad: You're really close. Where are you? You're hiding, under the ground, aren't you? Bad: I'm gonna go and raid this stupid, uh, whatever it's called. [Dream goes back into the cave from his tunnel]

Bad: There's so many of them. Bad: Oh Dream! Where are you?

[Dream leaves the cave]

Dream: I'm just... travellin'

Bad: [gasps] Oof! Oof oof oof oof oof. [Dream runs across a mountain]

Bad: Dreeeeam. I know you're nearby. Bad: Did you leave?! You left!

Dream: [chuckles]

Bad: Where were you? Bad: I'm gonna get you.

[Dream kills a baby zombie and collects some gravel as Bad arrives]

Bad: Oh, hello Dream! How are you doing?

Dream: Ugh!

Bad: Oh, missed.

[Dream shoots at Bad but misses]

Bad: Nope. Nope. Nope. Get you. [Dream dives into a river before climbing a mountain]

Bad: Well, you're lucky that literally my health was so low, so I had to stop and eat.

Dream: Wait, why- why was your health so low? You were chasing me.

Bad: 'Cause the stupid pillagers were killing me.

Dream: Yay! Team Pillagers! [Dream sets up furnaces and begins smelting iron]

Bad: Oh hello, Dream!

Dream: Wait, what?

Bad: How are you doing?

[Dream picks up the furnaces and looks around for Bad]

Dream: What?

Bad: Do you not see me? [laughs]

Dream: Did you just lie?

Bad: Yes I did! [laughs]

Dream: Oh my god, you don't know what I just did! Bad: What? What did you do? Please.

Dream: Ohhh my god.

Bad: Did I totally mess you up?

Dream: You messed me up.

Bad: Yes!

[Dream sets up his furnaces on top of a tree]

Bad: I knew that being honest, and being like 'Hey, I'm near you' every time I'm near you would work out eventually. 'Cause now you're gonna think, whenever I say it... Bad: [gasps] Oh hello, Dream.

[Dream picks up the furnaces as Bad shoots him with an arrow]

Dream: Oh. Well, hi.

Bad: Yes. Oh, I hit you once. Come on down, Dream.

[Dream MLGs onto a tree in the opposite direction from Bad]

Bad: That's a smart tactic. [Dream crosses an ocean in a boat]

Bad: Oh my goodness, you better not be in a stupid boat.

Dream: [chuckles]

Bad: You flippin'...

Dream: Yes.

Bad: I literally hate these stupid boats. [Dream walks along the coast of a taiga and finds a shipwreck]

Dream: Okay. Interesting.

Bad: Oh hello Dream!

Dream: You don't see me, I'm not- I'm not falling for it again.

Bad: I'm literally right... okay, you're right. Or are you? [gasps]

[Dream enters the shipwreck]

Bad: [hums]

[Dream opens a chest and takes out twenty-two iron ingots]

Dream: [gasps] No way. [Dream makes a crafting table]

Dream: That was like, a blessing. [a splash is heard as Dream tries to craft with the iron]

Dream: [gasps] No! Go away! Go away!

[Dream dives off the shipwreck and swims away]

Bad: No! How did you see me!?

Dream: I heard the water!

Bad: Dang it! Get over here.

[Dream deploys a boat and gets away in it]

Bad: Mmm, okay, you better run- No! Nonononono!

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: Oh my goodness, you've gotta be kidding me! [inaudible]

Dream: Everyone was commenting last time about me not having two boats, so I have two boats this time.

Bad: [angry Bad sound] Dang it! Dream: You know how much iron I got from that ship?

Bad: How much?

Dream: Twenty-two.

Bad: Are you kidding.

Dream: It was just all in the chest.

Bad: [inaudible]

Dream: Yeeeees. That- that was what I need. I like- I was so convinced that I was gonna lose. [Dream crafts iron armor on a beach as Bad pulls up in a boat]

Bad: Hello.

[Dream gets back in his boat as Bad hits him and the boat a couple of times before he escapes]

Dream: [laughs] Yes!

Bad: Dang it! Agh! I tried spam-hitting you! That was... worthless!

Dream: Pleeeeease.

Bad: How many hearts do you have?

Dream: I have... a lot of health.

Bad: This is it, Dream. I hope you're ready to die.

Dream: This is not it. I have full iron now! I have full iron!

Bad: I am fine with that, because I can out-PvP you. [Dream tries to get out of his boat near some Badlands but gets stuck, allowing Bad to catch up and forcing Dream to keep rowing]

Dream: [gasps]

Bad: [gasps] Oh yeah! [inaudible]

Dream: No! Why did it do that?!

Bad: Oh, you are in trou-ble. [chuckles] Oh, this is great. Go ahead, get out on land. Get out.

[Dream gets onto the badlands and runs] Bad: Did you just take damage there?

[Dream embarks again after some glitching]

Dream: [gasps]

[Bad gets into his own boat]

Bad: Oh my goodness. Come here. You're [inaudible] right there.

Dream: Please.

Bad: Oh my goodness. Come here you little fatty.

Dream: This is so annoying; I don't have any more boats.

Bad: This is good for me. No boats for you.

[Dream gets out of his boat]

Bad: Are you gonna stop here?

[Dream jumps at Bad, breaking his boat, and they begin to fight underwater where Dream quickly gets the upper hand]

Bad: Oh my goodness, are you kidding?! How come I can't hit you?!

Dream: Die! Come on! Come on!

[they exchange blows]

Bad: No! No! No. Oh my goodness-

[Dream kills Bad]

Bad: NOOOOO!

Dream: YEEEEES!!!

Bad: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: SON OF A GUN!

Dream: Yeees.

Bad: Nooooo!

Dream: Yeees.

Bad: Are you kidding me?!

Dream: Yes.

Bad: Oh, my goodness! That is ridiculous! AAAAAAAGH, I was so close!

Chapter 6 18:10
[Dream cooks food]

Bad: Yeah, enjoy that stupid iron pick.

Dream: [chuckles] [Dream rows across the ocean at night]

Bad: Ooh, I found some good stuff in this shipwreck.

[Dream eyes an ocean monument]

Bad: Not really. Actually, literally, I don't think I could have found worse stuff. [Dream loots a shipwreck, scoring twenty-six iron ingots and two gold ingots]

Dream: Oh, there it is. [gasps] What the heck, there's so m- there was twenty-six iron!

Bad: Are you kidding me.

Dream: [laughs] [Dream kills an Enderman on land but doesn't get a pearl]

Bad: So hey, is there anything in these little-

Dream: Ugh.

Bad: -these little temple-y things? That are underwater?

Dream: What do you mean?

Bad: Like- it's like a little building.

[Dream looks over the ocean]

Dream: Um... no.

Bad: Oh.

[Dream gets in a boat and goes out to sea]

Bad: Are you just saying that?

Dream: No, there's nothing- there's like a gold block in the middle but that's it.

Bad: Hm.

[Bad comes into view in a boat, wearing an enchanted leather cap]

Bad: Hmm!

Dream: WHAT?! How are you here?!

Bad: Hello.

Dream: How are you here?!

[Dream begins to chase Bad]

Bad: No no no. Go away.

Dream: No! I'm killing you!

Bad: Leave me alone! No! You're wasting your time. Go get a- I have nothing!

Dream: You have a little- I guess I am wasting my time.

Bad: Go away!

Dream: How are you here? How are you already by me?

Bad: Because! Just leave me alone!

Dream: I literally thought you were, 'cause you said that- you said the little temple thing, and I had passed one. Those are really rare.

Bad: Leave. Me alone.

Dream: Alright, well.

[Dream turns away and leaves Bad]

Bad: You know what, forget you. I'm going- oh, a shipwreck! Yes!

Dream: That's the one I got where I got... a bunch of iron. [Dream kills pigs]

Bad: I think I'm gonna go and try and get this buried treasure. [Dream investigates a shipwreck]

Bad: I hope I get everything.

Dream: It will please me so much if you- you're like 'Oh my gah!' I just hear you raging about how you got nothing from it. [Dream gets a buried treasure map from the shipwreck]

Dream: Ooh, I have a bur-

Bad: Can you stop finding those?

Dream: I have a buried treasure map now. Maybe I- maybe I should go- I have nothing better to do when it's raining. Dream: There's no- you don't have to break anything else.

[Dream sees Bad digging for the treasure]

Bad: And it's right in the center of the X?

Dream: Yeah.

Bad: Okay.

[Dream swims down and attacks Bad]

Bad: I mean it. Oh my goodness, what?!

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: No! No no no, Dream please don't! Don't! We can be friends! [inaudible] be friends.

Dream: Please! Please!

[Bad drowns]

Bad: AGH!

Dream: Y- [cackles]

Bad: NO!!! DANG IT! OH, FORGET THIS STUPID- I'm done! I'm dead.

Dream: You drowned! You drowned!

Bad: No. I'm done.

Dream: You drowned.

Bad: I drowned. That's so stupid!

Chapter 7 20:23
[Dream digs and finds the treasure]

Dream: [gasps] Yes. [gasps] Yes!

Bad: What? What does it have in it?

Dream: It doesn't have diamonds, but a lot of iron. [Dream hunts food in a plains biome]

Dream: I'm gonna- I'll- I'll give you a handicap. I'm gonna make a leather helmet, and wear it and dye it, just for- in tr- in tribute to George since he usually does that.

Bad: Really? [Dream now wears a white leather cap in place of his iron helmet]

Bad: Oh hi Dream!

Dream: [inaudible] you're not near me.

Bad: Admit it, you just looked around.

Dream: I... definitely did not. [Dream breaks out of the ground]

Dream: [gasps] I hear a... tallboi.

Bad: A what?

Dream: A t- tallboi.

[Dream attacks an Enderman]

Bad: A tallboi?

Dream: The Enderman.

Bad: So you call the Endermen...

[Dream kills the Enderman and it drops a pearl]

Dream: I don't call them that, it's what I- Yay! It's what I just called it, so...

Bad: Wow. Dream: This is- I'm actually nervous now, because I know you have stuff, and before you didn't so I wasn't really nervous., but- [Dream follows an Eye of Ender through a taiga]

Bad: You did, didn't you? [gasps] Oh, I thought this was you! Bad: This is very unfortunate.

Dream: I'm so nervous! You have me nervous, everything you say just makes me think that you're like... Like you go [gasps] and then you go silent it just makes me think you're like near me.

Bad: [chuckles] No, listen, I'm not nea-

Dream: Stop. [Dream digs into the ground, following the Eye] [Dream digs into the stronghold]

Bad: Oh my gosh. You're all the way out here. Are you trying to get to the End?

Dream: No.

[chat shows Dream getting the advancement "Eye Spy"]

Bad: Like can you actually get there yet?

Dream: No, of course not. [Dream searches the stronghold when an explosion sounds]

Dream: [gasps]

Bad: What?

Dream: [laughs] You're here!

Bad: Hello! Can you see me up here? Ugh, that creeper almost killed me, that was close.

Dream: I heard the creeper, it scared me so much!

Bad: Dang it! [Dream sneaks through the stronghold] [chat shows Bad getting the advancement "Eye Spy"]

Dream: [gasps]

Bad: What?

Dream: You're in the i- Ender fortress. [Dream sneaks along a library balcony, breaking a hole over the doorway in and waiting over it with a lava bucket]

Bad: Where are you?

Dream: [giggles] [Dream carves a tunnel over the passage into the library]

Bad: It's like the ultimate game of cat and mouse. [Dream has returned to his position over the library doorway]

[chat shows Bad getting the advancement "Isn't It Iron Pick"]

[Dream watches Bad's name run throughout the stronghold]

Bad: Where are you?! Bad: What? Why's it say you're over there? I was literally just there. Bad: Oh Dreeeam. [giggles] Oh, I wonder where Bad is? Could he be right... here? [Dream continues to watch Bad's name before it moves toward the library]

[Bad peeks into the library and Dream places the lava, but Bad gets out of the way]

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: You little muffin.

Dream: No!

Bad: You tried to kill me. I flipping thought I saw your name. Literally, I was like 'I think I see it'.

[Dream spots Bad mining through the wall and places the lava in front of him, but he escapes it again]

Bad: Oh my gosh! You little- oh, you little rapscallion. Okay.

[Dream listens for Bad's mining]

Bad: Where are you?

[Dream breaks into Bad's new tunnel and places the lava directly onto Bad's head]

Bad: Oh no. Nonononono.

Dream: [laughs] Please. Please.

[Dream drops down and gives chase]

Dream: Oh Bad! Come out to play Bad!

Bad: Come here.

[Bad places lava on the ground, and Dream jumps straight into it]

Dream: Wait, w-[gasps]

[Dream places water and climbs into it]

Bad: Yes yes yes NO!

[the lava spreads, finishing Bad off]

Dream: Ye-e-e-es! Yes!

Bad: OH NOOOOO!!!

Dream: Oh my god!

Bad: DANG IT! SON OF A GUN! Bad: How low were you?

Dream: I was on like four hearts.

Bad: AHHHHHH IF I HADN'T LIT MYSELF ON FIRE!!!

Chapter 8 24:55
Bad: Guess who found a ravine, Dream?

Dream: Ugh, well, I have a big advantage. I'm already- you're like two thousand blocks away from me and you have nothing.

Bad: Yes. [Dream finds the End Portal chamber]

Dream: [gasps] Yes!

[Dream checks in a nearby chest but doesn't find anything worthwhile]

Dream: Oh. Bad: Okay! I finally have... enough iron... for another go. [Dream fights an Enderman in the stronghold]

Dream: Where- where am I?

Bad: Yeah, where are you?

Dream: I am... in the End.

Bad: Really? Doesn't it say an achievement if you go in it?

Dream: No it doesn't. There's no achievement.

Bad: I thought it said one.

Dream: [laughs] [Dream uses an anvil to enchant his bow with Power IV]

Bad: You left the stronghold.

Dream: Did I?

Bad: Yeah.

Dream: Why are you saying that?

Bad: 'Cause I know you're not there. [Dream finds and fights two Endermen in the stronghold]

Dream: [gasps] What?!

Bad: What? What?

Dream: Nothing.

Bad: What? Tell me!

Dream: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, that is the craziest thing. Bad: We're close that location, you gotta be in there.

[Dream finishes cooking some steak before picking up his furnaces]

Dream: Come on, come on.

Bad: Wh- what?! Back here?

Finale 26:15
[Dream places the last Eye of Ender into the End Portal frame, activating it]

Bad: [gasps] No!

Dream: Wait, what?

Bad: What was that sound?

Dream: [laughs] Oh jeez, no!

Bad: You completed it!

Dream: No.

Bad: Yes.

[Dream mines blocks]

Bad: Oh Dream.

[Dream sees Bad's name in the stronghold]

Dream: Oh god.

[Dream enters the End Portal, and chat shows him getting the advancement "The End?"]

Bad: No! Nonononono! Oh my goodness, you're already in there! Are you kidding? Where is it, where is it? Ooh! Ooh! You left iron stuff in here, you muffin! Oh, yes!

Dream: What? No I didn't!

Bad: Wait, did you go in? Hmm. You forgot... er- where'd you go? Did you actually go in? Is that what the achievement means? [Dream fires at the tops of the pillars]

Dream: No! What?

Bad: And...

[chat shows Bad getting the advancement "The End?"]

Dream: [gasps]

Bad: Oh my goodness, where are you?

Dream: How did you find it so quickly?

Bad: [gasps] Oh I see you! Yes, kill him Enderman! Get him!

Dream: I see you.

Bad: Why is the dragon just floating there?

''[Dream kills the Enderman]'

Dream: That happens every once in a while.

[Dream begins to scale a pillar]

Bad: Oh I see you, Dream, hello. Yes, get him dragon!

[the dragon flies into Dream, flinging him into the sky]

Dream: Wait, what?!

Bad: Yes! Goodbye!

[Dream MLGs]

Bad: Yes! Oh, you made it! Dang it! Come here Dream!

[Dream throws an Ender pearl towards the center]

Bad: Oh, you little muffin. I saw that Ender pearl, you think I'm dumb? You think I'm not gonna see what you're doin'? Hello Dream.

[Dream tries scaling the pillar again]

Bad: Where'd- oh, you flippin' towered.

[several Endermen attack Bad]

Dream: Ye- ye- please, Endermen get him! There's like five after you!

[Bad places water to protect himself from the Endermen]

Bad: Come on down, Dream! [Dream reaches the top of the tower, only to find that all ten End Crystals are already destroyed by unknown means]

Bad: Oh my goodness.

Dream: Wait, what the heck? They're like all bedrock! Like w- what does this mean?

Bad: What do you mean, 'all bedrock'? Dream: Wait, what? Dream: Things are already broken, I guess I have a big advantage.

Bad: They're already broken? Did you not refresh? The End [inaudible]

Dream: I don't know, but I have a big advantage now! But the Ender dragon's here, so this has to be a fresh world!

Bad: [laughs] [inaudible] Oh my goodness.

[the Dragon flies into Dream, knocking him from the pillar]

Dream: [gasps] Oh no!

Bad: Well then you're- oh die die die!

[Dream fails to MLG and dies from fall damage]

Dream: NO!

Bad: YES! Yes! You died! Ohhhhhhh look at all your stuff! I win! Do I win? Dream?

Dream: Alright- b- bye Bad.

Bad: What? What do you mean 'bye'? Did I win?

Dream: [laughs]

Bad: I- I won?

Dream: God damn it!

[Dream leaves the server]

Bad: Yes! I win! Yes!

Dream: How did I let BadBoyHalo beat me in my game?

Bad: I love it! Look at all your shiny loot!