Dream SMP books/Non-lore books

Throughout the history of the Dream SMP, many books have been written that, while belonging to exchanges between the SMP characters, did not affect the lore or story.

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 * ) is a book that was given to Fundy by Ponk on November 7, 2020, in an attempt to have him authorise Ponk's sale of essential oils. Fundy added pages 5 and 6, signed the contract on page 4, and signed the book.
 * ) is a book that was given to Fundy by Ponk on November 7, 2020, in an attempt to have him authorise Ponk's sale of essential oils. Fundy added pages 5 and 6, signed the contract on page 4, and signed the book.
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====== Essential Oils Business

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====== This here contract authorises the selling of "Essential Oils" in the lands of Pogtopia and manberg The persons (you)

signing of said contract agree to allways carry one bottle of essential oils on their persons at all time if found with out they are subject to fines All revenue gained from "oils" goes to "TOP DOG" and then you are paid your share.
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signing this contract also allows us to call upon said person to assist in medical and non medical tasks such as murder,treason and money laundering for the finacial gain of "TOP DOG"
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signing this contract gives you SIGN HERE: ItsFundy
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 * essential oil starter set
 * "TOP DOG" protection
 * Passive income
 * 무제한 한국 치킨과


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This contract also hereby permits the signer / carrier to enchance the terms of conditions as seemed fit by the party. They are permitted to alter, remove and add terms on the fly.
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Written Book.gif Written Book.gif Eret and Fundy's scam contracts
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 * A series of books written by Fundy and Eret on November 7, 2020, in attempts to scam each other into signing contracts after Fundy had scammed Eret with a verbal contract. "Eret" was written by Fundy, and Fundy also made a copy of it. The other three books were written by Eret. All of them except "Final Contract" were burned, and "Final Contract" was later kept in Ghostbur's library and destroyed during the Doomsday War.
 * A series of books written by Fundy and Eret on November 7, 2020, in attempts to scam each other into signing contracts after Fundy had scammed Eret with a verbal contract. "Eret" was written by Fundy, and Fundy also made a copy of it. The other three books were written by Eret. All of them except "Final Contract" were burned, and "Final Contract" was later kept in Ghostbur's library and destroyed during the Doomsday War.
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====== CONTRACT OF STUPIDITY

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Page 2 I hereby give ownership of all my possessions, property, and resoures to the other party. its as simple as that. there's litterally no reason for you to sign this. it would be ridiculous if you did.

Page 3 The signing goes as follows. Once the party is aware of the verbal conditions of signature, a "what" would seal the deal in the following sentence. If a "what" does not follow, you are free :)

Page 4 Upon killing Fundy, you DOUBLE SIGN the contract, and REALLY REALLY make it count, like, ACTUALLY. KILLING FUNDY, WOULD SETTLE THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE. I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO DO THAT.

If fundy says what, the previous contract is void
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If Fundy says the word "The", all his stuff is mine :)
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All contracts between Fundy and Eret are now void in perpetuity. Signed: ERET: Eret FUNDY: Fundy
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