ConnorEatsPants (SMP)

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This page is about the character from the Dream Team SMP. For the streamer who plays this character, see ConnorEatsPants.

“	"You're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... And I hope you find what you're looking for."	”
—Connor reassuring tommy after doomsday

ConnorEatsPants, also referred to as Sonic Man or Blue, is one of the newest members of the Dream SMP, joining directly after the Manberg vs Pogtopia War.

Appearance

ConnorEatsPants wears a blue hedgehog onesie with large, blue eyes. He also wears white gloves and red shoes with a golden strap buckle. Connor's onesie has the direct appearance of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Personality

Connor is a bit of a facetious person, often making joking claims that either confuse or provoke those he speaks to. Despite this, he does not have that big of an ego, nor does he seek out constant socialization. He is not above lying and stealing, however, as he has done both under the guise of "borrowing items." Connor has the two main goals of becoming rich on the server and converting stans into "Connor Frogs," or regulars in his Twitch Chat. Though he keeps to himself most often, he often may act as a humorous distraction to cheer people up. A case of this can be seen when he was standing in a strange position on a path when Tommy was about to be exiled.

History

Joining the Dream SMP

Connor joined the server on November 16th, an infamous day where the Manberg vs Pogtopia War occurred. He joined right after the end of the war and was immediately killed by a skeleton. After escaping spawn, Connor was brought over to Eret's Castle, where he met with Karl, Fundy, and Purpled. Karl gifted Connor a pair of diamond leggings, and Fundy proceeded to do the same. Connor then asked Purpled if he had any pants to give him, to which Purpled reluctantly gave him his Netherite leggings, telling him to give them back afterwards. However, Connor logged off of the server with the pants.

Creation of Little Penis Land

In an effort to not be involved in L'Manberg's problems, Connor decided to establish his own city originally known as "Connor Land", but was eventually evicted by Tommy from Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1. He officially relocated to his new real estate, where Tommy and Ranboo then told him that because his land was located right under the "You ❤️Little Penis" sign, and that his land would be known as "Little Penis Land", which is now its current name.

There isn't much currently on the land, but Connor and Technoblade cut a deal known as the "Dream SMP Missile Crisis", that in exchange for Techno to assist Connor in gathering materials for his home, Techno could use the home as a remote place to attack L'Manberg from.

Interest in Local Politics

Connor's interest has been piqued by local politics, as during The Exile Conflict, Connor watched from afar and occasionally voiced his opinions in the whole conflict. He is also the self proclaimed "most important on the server," as he plans to become "number one" in the future. Any actions to further this plan have yet to be taken thus far.

Hostage Situation

During Technoblade's December 27th Plot Stream, Connor was found tampering with Tommy's former house in L'Manberg during an infiltration scheme. The two promptly captured him and used his fascination/fear of invisibility arrows to keep him contained. Eventually, after a prolonged torture session where he was waterboarded, and forced to shill for Technoblade, Connor was used as a hostage so that Technoblade could recover a select amount of weapons during a negotiation with Tubbo and Ranboo. After a successful tradeoff, Connor was finally released much to his relief. However, whilst leaving the negotiation zone, he non-canonically was killed by a spider just minutes later.

Pets

Pets
Name	Status	Residence	Notes
Toby Cumbeast	Alive	Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1	Connor found Toby Cumbeast after being told to kill Toby's wife (another wolf) by Wilbur as a sacrifice. Toby then had a child with one of Technoblade's hounds, so it can be assumed that Toby is not a virgin.
Archivo:Clownfish.png Seaman	Dead	Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1	Seaman was killed when Tommy destroyed Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1
Bubba Fish	Alive	Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1	Connor decided to keep Bubba Fish after a creeper blew up next to it and it survived.

Relationships

Known Relationships
Name	Status	Notes
Awesamdude	Positive	After getting diamonds from Punz, Connor was warned that he should not interact with Sam. However, Connor decided to go pay Sam a visit regardless. Although Sam didn't gift as many diamonds as Punz, Connor still appreciated the gesture and also considers Sam a friend.
CaptainPuffy	Positive	While Connor and Puffy's first interactions were a bit rocky, the latter being a bit perturbed by the former's original Sonic skin, they have since been on better terms. Puffy firstly complimented Connor's onesie skin when he first began to wear it, and when asked where he could find a name tag for his dog, Toby, Puffy supplied directions and emeralds for where he may find a villager with the name tag trade.
Ghostbur	Archivo:RelationshipNeutral LargePixelArt.png Neutral	Ghostbur followed Connor around while invisible, trying to scare him. After following him for a bit, he had Connor kill a wolf as a "sacrifice" to get him to stop. Connor later pranked him back by entering Ghostbur's home and placing an American flag. Ghostbur then proceeded to take the flag down and burn it before yelling at Connor to get out of his house.
Jschlatt	Positive	Shortly after Connor joined the SMP, Jschlatt made his first appearance after his death to meet him. The two reminisced about past times back on SMPLive, and Schlatt showed Connor his recreation of the Cuck Shed. Connor is considering resurrecting Schlatt to get him "back in the writing," as the two both agreed upon during Connor's first stream.
Philza	Neutral/Positive	Phil and Connor have not interacted much on the SMP, but when they have they were quite positive exchanges. When pressured by Tommy when he first joined to choose someone to make his "bitch" on the sign wall, Connor chose Philza, as he was nearby. However, rather than being offended or angry, Phil took the joke well and laughed the bit off with the others.
Punz	Positive	Connor visited Punz in order to ask where he could find some diamonds. Punz simply decided to give Connor diamonds from his own chest as a act of friendship, which caused Connor to now consider Punz as a friend.
Ranboo	Archivo:Relationship SlightlyNegative LargePixelArt.png Neutral/Negative	While being held for ransom by Technoblade and TommyInnit, Ranboo stood by and watched Connor, offering no help, similarly to Tubbo's actions.
Technoblade	Negative	Connor told Technoblade about his distaste for government and asked Technoblade to sponsor Connor in the creation of Little Penis Land in return for Technoblade being able to do whatever he wants in the land right across the river from L'Manburg. When Technoblade and Tommy held Connor as ransom in exchange for Techno's stolen weapons, the former two trapped him in a box and "waterboarded" him. While Tommy belittled Connor verbally and injured him quite a bit, Techno made sure to keep Connor alive and well via potions of instant health until the transaction was complete (though this went to waste thanks to a spider just minutes later).
Tommy	Negative	Tommy was one of the first people that Connor has properly met. Tommy gave him a tour around the server and introduced him to other members that were online at the time. Tommy also agreed to give Connor resources, reassuring him after he saw CaptainPuffy standing intimidatingly with diamond armor. Connor had placed American flags on his home strategically to remind Tommy of the "superior country" every time he left his house. When Vikkstar123 had joined the server, Tommy removed all of the American flags decorating Connor's home to impress Vikkstar. On stream, Connor had vocalized anger towards Tommy for removing his flags, even going as far to say that Tommy is cancelled for the act. Tommy later evicted Connor from the property, destroying Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1 and killing Seaman in the process. However, he did attempt to lighten the mood when Tommy was exiled, showing that he is not on bad terms with him. During Connor's kidnapping, completed by Tommy and Technoblade, the former was found in Tommy's old home, pre-exile. Throughout the process of being "exchanged" for Techno's stolen items, Tommy treated Connor very poorly. He insisted on himself, as well as Techno by proxy, being referred to as Connor's "masters," putting Connor on a "leash" as well, just minutes later.
Tubbo	Negative	While Connor was being held hostage by Tommy and Technoblade in exchange for Technoblade's weapons, Tubbo only stood by and watched helplessly even when Connor was crying out for help. He did give back Techno's weapons in exchange for Connor's life, but did not directly try to stop and try save him when there were so many openings. Connor has outright stated his distaste for Tubbo's uselessness and has declared that he will not be voting for Tubbo in the next elections. Tubbo, baffled, responded that he was not even a citizen of L'Manburg.
Wilbur	Archivo:RelationshipNeutral LargePixelArt.png Neutral	While the two were both members of SMPLive out of character, during his time on the DreamSMP, Connor has never heard of Wilbur. They have never interacted with each other, as Connor joined in the aftermath of Manberg vs Pogtopia War.

Trivia

• Connor is quite liked by everyone so far, which is rare on the Dream SMP.
  • This may be due to his less serious nature in terms of role-playing.

Quotes

• "How do I build a house?" —Connor's first words in chat after joining the SMP.
• "I'm gonna make so much money."
• "Shut up, Bitch." – To Philza.
• "Can you reenact the Kamala Harris video where she goes, "We did it, we did it Joe, you're gonna be the next president in the United States!" –To Tommy, after he explains that he passed his presidency leadership to Tubbo.
• ”I don’t know what a Manberg is but I’ll figure it out at some point, we’ll get there” - During his first stream on the server.
• "I have colonizer energy."
• "I want to build FortBuscus"
• "No one loves the gays more than ConnorEatsPants"
• "You can't have a bad day, when it's a Fortnite event. You really can't.”
• “Since the British kid is gone, can I have my house back?”-Connor in chat after Tommy was exiled (regarding the house that Tommy evicted him from)
• "You're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... And I hope you find what you're looking for." Connor to Tommy