The first page of the "novel" How to Sex 2
How to Sex 2 was a book written by TommyInnit that was burned by Ghostbur falling into lava trying to get it into his Ender Chest. It was stored in Ghostbur's library. The book contained vulgar language.
Wilbur told Philza that the book came about because Tommy originally wrote How to Sex, which Wilbur read and called "sexist and inaccurate" with regards to human anatomy, and thus told Tommy to burn the first How to Sex and write a new version of it. Tommy then wrote How to Sex 2, but did not burn the original, which remains in his Ender Chest.
The sequel, How to Sex 3, is presumably being written during his exile.
Note: The pages here are transcribed exactly as they were in the book, complete with Tommy's spelling errors, incorrect capitalization and "controversial" details. Every page has not been revealed, as Tommy had asked others not to read all of it.
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Page 1 of 24: How to Sex[]
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina.
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnits novel. how to Sex 1 is so very unavailable.
Page 2 of 24: Chapter 1: How to Sex[]
You like Sex? Yeah. Me neither. But lets read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS!
Page 3 of 24: Chapter 1: The tutorial[]
So. you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so
Page 4 of 24: Chapter 1: The tutorial[]
At first you need a friend. If you have one: Well done. The friend will, when all shriveled, SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make you move.
Page 5 of 24: Chapter 2: Speaking to Girls and Women[]
girls and women are beautifl
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they have sex with you
Page 6 of 24: Chapter 3: Having Sex[]
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes.
Page 7 of 24: Chapter 3: Having Sex[]
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when you're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
Page 8 of 24: Chapter 3: Having Sex[]
girls are not ugly. girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
Page 9 of 24: Chapter 9[]
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob.
Women when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
Page 12 of 24[]
Sex with BadBoyHalo;
DO NOT DO IT
Page 18? of 24: Chapter 128[]
Permission
CONSENT
Page 19 of 24: Chapter 129[]
What is a dildo?
Someone tell me, I don't know
Is it a sword? I know what a sword is
Gogy likes dildos
Why?
Trivia[]
- How to Sex 2 was written after Wilbur told Tommy to destroy How to Sex since it was "sexist and inaccurate". However, Tommy did not burn the original, and still has the original in his Ender Chest, proclaiming that he will never read it on stream.
- Part of the above was transcribed from Philza's stream. The highlight video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDxW0GJghOw
- Page 19 was transcribed from Tubbo's stream. A highlight video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aUtkRPJohM. GhostBur starts reading it at 3:40.
- "Gogy likes dildos" is a reference to the several "George and Dream being gay for _ minutes" compilations.
- Wilbur stated that there was a chapter on contraception.