The transcript of TommyInnit's video, "I joined dream’s minecraft server. now he hates me."
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Tommy: You guys know Dream, right? Well, if you don't, he- he's the number one Minecraft YouTuber.
[He mumbles.] Me being in second.
And because of what happened today, He doesn't- like- I think he hates me..
[ON-SCREEN TEXT: "WHY DREAM HATES ME"]
Tommy: This was really tough to stream. Also-
[He tries to hold back laughter.]
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[TITLE CARD: "I JOINED DREAM'S PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER (part 1/4)"]
Tommy (as voiceover): Just to give you all a bit of context, I've been streaming for about 3 hours on Twitch when Dream & George randomly showed up and invited me to their private Minecraft server. Even though I was very tired, it was my duty to go and.. piss everyone off.
Tommy: VOD boys, we are playing on Dream's SMP! I am in the Dream Team! I'm one of them now! You will see me in Minecraft Speedrunner vs. DICK. And I will be the speedrunner. And Sapnap will be the dick.
Tommy (as voiceover): By the way, boys, I don't like Sapnap. I don't know what it is, it's just- He's a wrong'un.
Tommy: Who else is on the SMP?
[Dream replies, and Tommy reads it.] Sapnap.
[Tommy types in chat.] Remove Sapnap.
Who is Ponk and Alyssa? PONK! PONK! [laughter] Where Ponk house?
[Tommy falls and almost dies.] Oh. Oh, oh, oh... Oh, I'm going to go inside. I'm going to go inside.
[George gives Tommy food.] Thank you. You are so cool, GeorgeNotFound... Don't stab me! You.. I.. You're kinda.. going against what I just..
Hey, George, sleep. Please sleep next to me. He's just gonna- [George stands on top of Tommy, who is in the bed.] OH! OH GO- OH, OOOOOOOOOH!
Hello, Dream. [Tommy steals a piece of warped fungus from a chest Dream is standing on.]
[George starts to chase Tommy with his sword, and Tommy makes a distressed sound.]
[George types in chat, and Tommy reads it.] Stand here.
[George gestures to a crafting table, Tommy stands on it.]
What's happening? What's happening to the chat? Why is everyone freaking out, other than me?
[Tommy reads the name of a clip.] He's 16? Yeah! Tell me about it!
It's an inappropriate joke? I like inapprop- [Sans' theme from Undertale starts to play.] Let's hear the inappropriate- Let's hear the inappropriate joke.
[George types in chat, and Tommy reads it.] I'll tell you when you're older.
I am older.
What do I not get? No no no no no no no no no no... Am I about to be cancelled?
[George types in chat, and Tommy reads it.] Bed time.
[Tommy gets in the bed with George.] Me and the boys... In bed. [laughs] Maybe pog! Maybe arrested.
[Dream sends a link to the crafting table video.] Oh, he sent...
[The crafting table video plays. "Careless Whisper" is playing.]
[ON-SCREEN TEXT: "i do not like georgenotfound"]
Tommy: [Walking back to his chair after getting up and leaving] Oh my god. My mind. It has been blown.
[Dream types in chat, and Tommy reads it.] LOOOOOL
Wow. [Tommy gets an axe from a chest.] There's only one thing to do. [He kills George.]
[George hits him.] Oh- [He kills George again.]
[Tommy tries to leave, and Dream kills him.] It did not work.
[Dream types in chat, and Tommy reads it.] Follow me.
Okay, Dream. Hey, Dream. We are on an SMP.
Let's rename our group to Tommy & Friends instead of Dream Team. [Dream shoots him with a crossbow.] It sounds better.
[Cut to the jail/courthouse. Tommy is hit.] Uh oh. [The piston goes up.] No....
[Tommy sees lava.] OH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
[Tommy is running away.] Perhaps not. Perhaps TommyInnit will run this w- [Dream kills him, and Tommy breaks out laughing.]
It's okay. [Tommy steals a few buckets of Tropical Fish.] Little do they know.
[Cut to Dream walking in.] Oh. They know. [Tommy laughs.]
Put them back.
[Tommy types in chat.] Make me bitch boy. [He hits George with a golden sword that breaks.]
Oh, it broke! Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh ha no no no no-
Hello, hello, hello. Here you go. [Tommy gives the fish back to George.]