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Written books[]
| Known written books | ||
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| Name | Notes | Transcript |
 How to Sex 2
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How to Sex 2 is a book written by TommyInnit. How to Sex 1 is in Tommy's Enderchest, and How To Sex 3 was an incomplete book last seen in Logstedshire after attempting to be read by Drista. | How to Sex Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina. Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnits novel. how to Sex 1 is so very unavailable. Chapter 1: How to Sex You like Sex? Yeah. Me neither. But lets read this book so we can stop the sinners. DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS! Chapter 1: The tutorial So. you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so Chapter 1: The tutorial At first you need a friend. If you have one: Well done. The friend will, when all shriveled, SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make you move. Chapter 2: Speaking to Girls and Women girls and women are beautifl If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they have sex with you Chapter 3: Having Sex DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF. sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes. Chapter 3: Having Sex make notes on the following: what smells you see how hungry you are how angry you are what you do when you're angry DO NOT HIT GIRLS!Chapter 3: Having Sex girls are not ugly. girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall. Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed Chapter 9 Chapter 9 is all about Boobs BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS Men love the boob. Women when they charge they phone they boob get bigger Sex with BadBoyHalo; DO NOT DO IT Chapter 128: Permission CONSENT Chapter 129 What is a dildo? Someone tell me, I don't know Is it a sword? I know what a sword is Gogy likes dildos Why? |
| What I Remember
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What I Remember is a book written by Ghostbur shortly after he died. He claims to have no memory of writing the book. |
———————————————————————— Things I Remember By Ghostbur ———————————————————————-- The smell of bread - L'manberg - The Revolution - Bullying Tommy (He's a child) - Sparring with Techno as a kid - The wind - Being president - People cheering for me - Fundy growing up - Niki - The van- Tubbo building everything - Phil protecting me - Sally the Salmon - Philza stabbing me to death with a sword - A large explosion - The taste of salt - Air in my lungs - Winning the elections - A ravine - Techno's armory- Books - Tunnels - Arrows ./... - I dont know |
| Big Q’s Funny Hoots
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Big Q’s Funny Hoots is a Joke book written by Quackity. | aThe Very Funny Story - Big Quackitrus the 4th Twice Removed Cousin of Julius Longballs Chapter 1 Sweaty Balls - Wilbur Dimitrius Johnson Soot was walking down the street to find himself walking inside a bar. The bartender told Wilbur, son, you cannot drink here, you're a poor pathetic piece of garbage shit, and you will amount to nothing and your hairline is gone and- Ah, but wilbur stopped him right there, he said the following: Sir I cannot pay for I am not homeless, but I simply do not have the cash to suffice. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressingHow is life like toilet paper? Youre either on a roll or taking shit from someone What did one boobie say to another boobie? If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and make everyone go cvray? $100fwq aqbill How did you quit smoking?> I deiceidemit to only asmoawke after SEx Wh |
| A Spy’s Diary
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A Spy’s Diary is a book written by Fundy while he was acting as a spy for Pogtopia. | (Introductory) A spy's Diary Written by an anonymous author Day 1. I have decided to infiltrate Schlatt's regime. His actions and beliefs are the polar opposite of what I stand for, and I must put a stop to this. Instead of forming a revolution, I will break it down from the inside... Day 2. I have taken down the flag of L'manberg and pitched a new flag to Schlatt himself. He seemed to like my ideas. Once the flag is complete I will present it to him, hopefully gaining his trust. HBomb, Eret, and Nihachu are agains't me. They can't know of my true plans. I will have to live with this. Day 3. I have been working on getting purple and white wool to finish the new flag, the flag was nearly complete, but havoc struck. Niki and Tommy at seperate intervals attacked, and burned the flag down successfully, Schlatt was a witness of both events. and thus... I have been promoted not once, but twice. I may not remember my current position, but my status of getting closer to confidential information is near. Once I have acquired a seating in the whitehouse, my true plan can start... Day 4. I have finished the flag, rebuilt the country and taken down that which was agains't us. Progress is looking good on Schlatt's side. I have once again been promoted, to a new position. Bishop. Not too many spots away from being the Queen herself. However I am questioning my own stand in this war. Am I on the right side. Schlatt has become aware of my diary. I must hide it in a place nobody can access. Luckily, due to schlatt's idiocy, he is unaware of how an enderchest works. What an idiot. I barely got away, and sccessfully stored the diary in an enderchest. Day 5. I have decided to supply myself with a FAKE DIARY, in worst case secenario. Day ???. It's been long since I had the courage, the interest, and the intuition to write in this diary. I truly thought for a second, that schlatt had good intentions in this land. The festival was settled. it was planned weeks ahead, and it started out great. Disaster struck. tubbo turned out to be an insider, a spy, working and feeding information to POGTOPIA. Me being on schlatt's side, was shocked, unaware, and enraged. This man, was man I bet lettuce upon durring the boxing match. TUBBO OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, THE SPY, THE TRAITOR. Schlatt brutally excecuted him infront of dozens of inhabitants, due to the work of Technoblade himself. It wasnt up until the fact that Schlatt started excecuting multiple living creaturs, of which 2 cats. I love cats man. What the fuck, dude. dont. Schlatt gave me insight on the future plans of Manberg (l'manberg?) A lot has happened, but long story short; Schlatt must go down. THE FOLLOWING IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION If you are caught in possession of this diary, an immediate execution may result by authority. Schlatt has a severe addiction to alcohol and cigarettes to suppress his aching body. He is unwilling to get it checked due to his pride. If the symptoms progress, he might siuffer fatal concequences. Schlatt is incapable of swimming. After further inspectuon it seems to be a form of muscle atrophy. He uses protein supplements to regain a viable level of strength. He seems to get weaker by the day. Schlatt is surprisingly unawawre of the concerns and state of manberg. He is unaware, of how in reality, he stands alone. Schlatt has no power, his entire stand is a facade. In face, he is at his weakest point as we speak. |
| Declaration of Independence
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The Declaration of Independence was written by Wilbur to declare the separation of L’Manberg from the Greater Dream SMP. | DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE Signed: Wilbur Soot Tubbo_ TommyInnit ERETForever the nation of the DreamSMP have cast great sins upon our great land of the hto dog van. They have robbed us. Imprisoned us. Threatened us. Killed many of our men. This time of tyranny ends with us.This book declares that the nation which shall be henceforth known as L'Manberg is separate, emancipated and independant from the nation of DreamSMP.The union of the masters of men. Together we are one. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one to dissolve the bonds which bind us. Disregarding of this truth is nothing short of tyranny.WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT. THAT ALL _MEN_ ARE CREATED EQUAL The right of the people exists above the right of the king. The right of the government and the right of the economy.*blank* From the hto dog van we shall prevail. Life. Liberty. And the pursuit of victory. |
| L’Manburg’s Official Hitlist
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The L’Manburg’s Official Hitlist was written by Fundy to keep track of major threats to the nation of L’Manberg. |
L'manburg's Official Hit List
d1. J. Schlatt
a2. Mr W. Soot
p3. Little pig boy
d4. Dre <3
d4. Dream
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| Homework 1
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Homework 1 was written by TommyInnit while on probation. | Fundy Book 1: The tale of a Big Man (aka, probation work) What I did today: Today I discussed with Quackity and Thunder 1408 (aka Bald Prick face) the Doctor Who Episode: "Let's Kill hitler". This episode regards the killing (spoilers ahead) of the mean fella.
I also renovated my home a little bit, by adding lots of leaves and plants to the upstairs bit (aka the Great Garden of the seas). I went to the Nether to gather Glowstone with my friend Quacktity who
maliciously impersonated Wilbur, and it proably wouldve brought him to tears. I also thought about how much I hated this furry fucker called Fundy. Here is a list of swears: Bastard, Fuck, Fuck face, Fucker, Bitch
Pussy. Penis, Pusys Penis, Penis Pussy, Bitch, Bitch Pussy, Fuck Fuck fuck. In the end, I'd say it was a great day! Signed, (with all my aliases), Big T Tommy T Dog T Money
T Fella Mr T Mr Huge T Huge T T Gun T Gunner T Shot Shot Big T Tall T T T T T MAN T Gamer Master T Influencer
King T Massive T Big T Bomb T Bomb Thankful T Friend of Bruno Gracious T T Baby T Money T $ T $$$ T YA TommyInnit |
| Official Manberg Hotel Building Permit
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The Official Manberg Hotel Building Permit is a book written by Quackity on November 6th. The document was made in an attempt to scam Jschlatt out of power and transfer it over to Quackity. The first 4 pages are official documentation requesting Schlatt's permission to build the "Manberg Hotel", with the 4th page containing the area for both Quackity and Schlatt's signatures. Pages 5-100 are all blank, and page 100 is the scam. It states that, effective the moment Schlatt signs the book, he would resign and transfer all his power to Quackity. Schlatt, after having discovered the true nature of the document, was not pleased. This discovery would eventually lead to the war between Pogtopia and Manberg. | THE OFFICIAL MANBERG HOTEL BUILDING PERMIT - Concious efforts ensure that the nation of Manberg is ready for a fat ass building. Within this document, it is permitted to build within Manberg ground, the "Manberg Hotel". This document ensures, that no personal relationship, between Schlatt and Quackity, will intervene in the building of this historic building. In other words, no divorce papers, no prenups, no pregnancy can mess with the conditions of this contract. Schlatt hereby, agrees to permit the construction of the Manberg Hotel, as well as does Quackity. Schlatt also agrees to not not not not pay child support for Quackity's soon-to-be-born child. Sign here for immediate effect of this document. Schlatt x__________ Quackity x_________ THIS DOCUMENT ALSO HEREBY TURNS SCHLATT'S IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION OF POWER INTO EFFECT. THIS POWER WILL BE TRANSFERED TO QUACKITY AS SOON AS HIS SIGNATURE IS PUT INTO PLACE. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY |
| Second Declaration of Independence
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The Second Declaration of Independence was written by Wilbur after Tommy sacrificed his music discs to save L’Manberg. | Witnessed by Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap and Punz (Also Eret fuck eret)
The Decree Of Independance
Signed: President Wilbur TommyInnit Tubbo_ Fundy
As we gaze upon the swaths of redwood trees. The great hills to our south and the walls that have protected for years. I, as the now President L'Manburg hereby state:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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| Best Day Ever
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Best Day Ever is a book written by GeorgeNotFound and signed by Ninja. It only has one page, and allowed Tommy and Wilbur to be granted a secondary visa into Manberg. | i am married :) signed: gogy |
| First Decrees
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First Decrees is a book written by Tubbo with his new policies for L’Manberg. | For my first decree as president of New L’Manburg (NLM) I would like to create some new policies and reinforce some old ones. The first policy I would like to inforce is that no armour is to be worn inside the confines or New L’Manburg. The second policy that I will be enforcing is a all out ban on destructive weapons (aka. TNT and fire) they will never be used as an immediate response, however it will be stored and kept as a deterrent. I will also draft up a treaty to help rid them from the server The third policy I will be implementing is to honor democracy therefore an election will be held 70 days from this day forth. The current date is the 24th of November 2020 so a ballots will be open on the 2nd of February 2021 on the current president’s twitter. A president can run 2 terms max |
| Arrival
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Arrival is a book written by Philza on Ghostburs request, describing Philzas feelings after the Manberg vs Pogtopia war. | The day after the incident.
This new place is very nice, though empty of all life. I like the ice. it reminds me of something from a long time ago.
After much thinking and solitude I have grown to learn the meaning of the afterlife. I found totems, many totems of gold and gems. Ancient scriptures tell me of a way to bring people back to life. This is my calling, I have to save him from the cold emptyness... |
Unsigned books[]
| Known unsigned books | ||
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| Name | Notes | Transcript |
 Do not read
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Do not read is a book written by Ranboo to document events that he has witnessed during his time on the SMP, as well as other things that he does not want to forget. The book helps him compensate for his short-term memory loss, and things he has written down included his allegiances, actions, and secrets he knows.
The day before the festival, he'd somehow managed to lose the book, but found what he thought was it in a different chest to where he put it. On festival day, it was revealed that Dream had found the original book and replaced it with an identically named book, and when the book was handed to Tubbo, Ranboo was outed as a traitor. The book was later passed to Quackity and then picked up by Technoblade, who returned it to Ranboo during the destruction of L'manburg. Both losing the book and having it read greatly affected Ranboo, almost leading him into a spiral of panic and anxiety. |
Alligences
They are now very close to eachother. I still have no idea what is going on
They kicked me out, i do not know where they are I still do not know where they are, I am sorting my barrels
hi ranboo :)
They are in the van now
[Redacted] Dream still has control
Ghostbur seems nice
Talked with tommy today.
Tubbo and dream are speaking!
Ghostbur is nice techno is interesting but in an okay way Tommy says that he never wants me to show my face around there ever again but do it anyway because he is your friend I did see something it was Techno lmao he placed a photo
DO NOT LET ANYONE SEE THIS. I dont really know what my stance is on the relations in Lmanburg. Everyone is trying to pick a side and it isn't working. They let their sides get in the way of the interpersonal relationships which are much more important than a city. We have seen people get torn apart becaus of this. Why does everyone keep choosing sides? Why does Dream keep total control? It shouldnt be techno v lmanburg v dream. It should be all of us working together. But why? Why does one person care so much about power? Why does it matter? Techno and tommy are doing something to connor lmao. it seems funny.
Philza is with technoblade now. He left and I let him leave. I visited him and Techno and helped them out with some things. Phil seems to be doing better There are dogs in dem walls.
Techno and tommy seem to be coming into lmanburg more, I have no idea why but i can't say anything about it.
Do not press the button I gave techno and tommy and phil some supplies for christmas I dont know what to do
The festival is going to go great! Why do you not remember?
you didnt. |
| Do not read (2)
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Another book written by Ranboo to document his memories. It was used as a decoy with fake or half-truthful memories during the L'manberg times, while the first "Do not read" was holding actual things Ranboo didn't want to forget. This book was destroyed on December 26 when Skeppy poured lava on Ranboo while Skeppy's sister was playing on his account, but was later rewritten.
As of January 5th, the book has been completely erased by Dream, leaving nothing but a ":)" on the first page. It has been written in a few times after the incident, but the ominous smile is still there. |
:) Friends
Help them. why is he okay?
Its all gone She chose a side.
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Why do i remember this? Why do i remember tnt?
New beginning.
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| Techno's Notebook
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Previously Erets journal, "Technos Notebook" An unpublished book mostly written by Technoblade, to help him keep track of his current objectives for the stream/server. It currently holds a list of 'To-dos' for the month of December, along with some lower priority tasks. It has 100 pages, but only 5 have something written in them. |
DDECEMBER TO-DO LIST:
LOWER PRIORITY TASK I SHOULD GET AROUND TO DOING:
FREE PHILZA MINECRAF KILL FUNDY AND ANT nice haha you went all the way to the back of the book and there's nothing here! :) - Eret |
| (Unnamed) Tommy and Ranboos mail
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This unnamed and unsigned book was the second book used to exchange letters between Tommy and Ranboo, after the "last one" went missing. The book was located in a chest under the bed in the Tnret, but it was probably destroyed by Dreams TNT on 12/15/2020, along with the tent itself.
Ranboo has stated that he left one more message before the book was blown up, but the transcription of that page is unavailable. |
Hey Tommy!
exactly how it was.
Hi Ranboob!
Thinking about reininstallling Snapchat. I miss ladies Very loenly. Very scared. Please visit soon
Tommy (aka Big T) You should reinstall snapchat that is a good idea.
Bazinga that was funny. Stay sane
-Ranboo I guess I hid the other mailbox a bit too well as you had no idea where it was. So I hope that you found this one at least.
Hope you are doing well! I do plan to visit soon so maybe you could think of something that we could do that could be fun. Things are going well here, I made a pit where people fight. I have not fought anyone in this pit but I hope to soon because it would be fun.
-Ranboo (WITH NO B) Tommy
No <3 Anwyas im feeling down so fuckin down im alone and no one no fucking one comes to visit me a lot and i want to go
Tommy Yeah sorry about the snap streak being lost, I hid the chest in the christmas tree but I guess that was just too good of a spot.
Here is a joke: Villagers are ugly as hell huh That was a good joke.
-Ranboo (I SWEAR THERE IS NO B AT THE END PLEASE) hi ranboo
Not sure how much longer I can go. I can't sleep Ranboo. Every night. Loneliness hanunts me . I can't cuddle my likes when I'm asleep. Even thouhg the primes got me, I'm still so so alone i'm so alone help me ranboo pelkase for hte lover of god i thin kand i type like god but im not fgod im just a big im just a pussy Your Faithfully,
Big T |
| (Unknown name) Book of Dark Secrets
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A mysterious Item Given to Dream by Jschlatt, in exchange for his allegiance during the Manberg vs Pogtopia War. It has never been revealed to anyone else, but Dream believes that it is the most powerful item on his server. Dream has also mentioned it is a book of some kind. | No transcription available. |
| Document of Manifold Citizenship
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The Document of Manifold Citizenship was a book written by Jack Manifold on December 15th, 2020. It was handed to Antfrost, who promised to aid him against Purpled and Ponk. The book contains 6 terms that need to be followed to be a citizen of Manifold Land. |
Document of
1. DON'T STEAL THINGS PLEASE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH OF THEM
4. JACK MANIFOLD IS PRESIDENT LISTEN TO HIM, YH?
Signed:
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| Book and Quill
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Belonging to Jack Manifold, this book details his plans on the SMP. | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE ENEMIES:
METHODS:
4. BUILD BASE IN SNOWCHESTER TO PLOT WITH NIKI
NOTES: THE BOY LOVES HIS DISCS MORE THAN ANYTHING |
Miscellaneous[]
| Books that are jokes, don't put much or any weight on the lore at all, etc. | ||
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| Name | Notes | Transcript |
| Merry Chrimstma
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"Merry Chrimstma" (and ect.) is a collection of Christmas books written by Nihachu for all server members directly. Most of the books are located under Punzs Christmas Tree, along with Nikis presents. | Dear Wilbur
-Niki Hello Tommy
-Niki Dear Tubbo
-Niki Dear Eret
-Niki Dear Fundy
-Niki Dear Ranboo
-Niki Page 1
also your dnd character gives me a lot of comfort and with you in the group i feel a lot more confident roleplaying, thank you for being there I apprechiate you a lot <3 Page 1
ps we should go on another date :) Page 1
-Niki Dear Punz
-Niki Dear Karl
Dear Techno
-Niki Page 1
also chat told me to tell you that you are cracked at the craft dont know what that means but yeah Page 1
-Niki |
| Thankful 4 U
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"Thankful 4 U" is a collection of Thanksgiving books written by CaptainPuffy for some of the SMPs members. The books are/were located in chests in different places, such as Nikis bakery, the steps to Erets Castle, Jschlatts grave, ect. | No transcription available. |
| Book of Hype
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The Book of Hype is a yet unpublished book written by CaptainPuffy to keep track of people who have completed Hype Trains on her Streams. | No transcription available. |