Hello DSMP Wiki members, specifically those of you who support this party! I'm here to announce that all cabinet slots are full, and let you all know from the get go what we stand for.
Us in the #Arson(ButNotReally)2021, or just #Arson2021 for sake of a short and catchy hashtag, believe that a president and his (or her, or their, it's he in my case) cabinet shouldn't hold power, but rather be a repersentitve of people, listening to their needs and helping them solve problems best they can.
However, my entire cabinet, including myself, are also members of The Wiki Syndicate, or Syndicate 2.0, which means we also hate government and tyranny of any kind, knowing from experience that systems of power breed corruption.
So, to sum all that up in a word, we're arsonists.
The good kind, obviously.
...
Sorta.
Anyway, that's besides the point. Now that I, one of the first members of The Wiki Syndicate have decided to run a campaign, you may think I've gone back on my own principles.
You'd be right.
However, I feel that if I do not run, we will have some fraud or another, and it will be a mess. I hate the tyranny and abuse that comes from government, not the idea itself. Someone in charge of organizing events and somewhere to address problems is a great idea. So I will be running, in hopes that my laid back and open nature will win over your hearts, and be enough to keep this place peaceful.
Of course, I'm not saying I'm afraid of war. There is a reason I choose specifically arsonists. They're all people I can trust, of course, and I know none of them will abuse their power.
I know because if they do, I will personally strip them of their duties and sentence them a punishment based on how bad their crimes were, and what the people believe their punishment should be.
But if a war does come, none of us shall be in dismay. We will rejoice an opportunity to show our strength.
But only if others strike first. Peaceful until otherwise provoked.
Keep that in mind.
And with that, I can finally show you who I have chosen to be my inner-circle.
Main Runner (President): @Lance the simp (Me)
Running Mate (Vice President): @Artboo
Cabinet Member #1: @DuckieLuhv
Cabinet Member #2: @LocalHamiltrash
Cabinet Member #3: @Apulsee
Cabinet Member #4: @Commentannermemez
Cabinet Member #5: @HeavenlyRickr0ll
And now, I will tell you that the launch date is yet undecided, but will be chosen as soon as all the running parties have been decided.
The Head of #Arson2021,
- Lance
P.S: Special thanks to our first active supporter, @IceDragon1235 !!
(keep in mind this is rp XD)
