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/ >🎓 u want this?
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🎓< \ then stop procrastinating, dummy.
Anywho,
Enjoy day 44!
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*Tommy is cooking*
Wilbur: Any chance that’s for me?
Tommy: It’s for Phil. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Techno: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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*Phil's helping Tubbo out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Tommy: How does Tubbo look?
Ranboo: A little better than you, actually.
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Techno: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Techno: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
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Techno: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Phil: ... Your what?
Techno: My friends.
Wilbur: Are they saying “friends”?
Tubbo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Tommy: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Techno! All of your friends are in this room.
Techno: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Tubbo: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Tommy: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Wilbur: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Wilbur: I failed my safety training course today.
Phil: Why, what happened?
Wilbur: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Phil: And?
Wilbur: Well apparently "F*CKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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I have officially decided that Norsa will not be included in any IDSMPQs since she isn’t actually part of the dream smp canon and I don’t want to confuse new people or annoy any Notification Animals.
HOWEVER, I will be posting extra quotes with Nosra included + an Ask Norsa series soon on the IDSMPQ Animal Sanctuary Wiki’s discussion board in Nosra’s category (https://idsmpq-animal-sanctuary.fandom.com/f?catId=4400000000000003876 ) so those of you who did want Nosra incorrect quotes can have them.
*Shakes treat bag*
Notification Animals:
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