(too tired to add notes today, sorry)
Enjoy day 55!
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Tommy: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Wilbur: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Wilbur: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Ranboo: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Tubbo?
Tubbo: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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Wilbur: What happened to your nose?
Tommy: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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Tommy: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Quackity: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Slimecicle: Put spaghetti in it.
Quackity: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Fundy: Put spaghetti in it.
Quackity: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Purpled: Put spaghetti in it.
Quackity: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Ranboo: I feel so burnt out.
Tommy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Ranboo: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Tommy: Well not if you’re expecting it.
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I am procrastinating on so many things rn…
*Shakes treat bag*
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