I was planning on ending on day 80, but something came up and I won’t be home to post day 77, 78, or 79, so I thought it’d be best if I just go ahead and end it now. Because I’ve been busy with other things, I haven’t finished writing the explanation on why I’m ending/what that means, but I’m working on it and it will be out as soon as possible.
Without further ado, enjoy day 75!
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What I'd Imagine Tommy's Average Therapy Session Is Like:
Tommy sitting incorrectly in his chair, staring at the ceiling: Every animal is... Either a dog or a horse to me.
Puffy: Really? Every animal?
Tommy: Yeah.
Puffy: Are alligators dogs or horses?
Tommy: Extended dogs.
Puffy, furiously taking notes: Huh. What about me? I'm a hybrid. Am I a dog or a horse?
Tommy:
Tommy: Fluffy horse.
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Techno: I’m an anarchist. I hate the government. I answer to no one. You hear me?
Tommy: What about Phil?
Techno: of course I answer to Phil, I don’t have a death wish, Tommy.
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Phil: It's Christmas, you know what that means!
Tubbo: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table?
Techno: The sweet release of death?
Wilbur: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?
Tommy: The fact that I’ll be getting coal from Santa?
Phil:
Phil: I was going to say ugly sweaters competition, but y’know what?
Phil: We’re going to therapy!
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Tommy in exile: Just once I want to get up in the morning without going through all seven stages of grief first.
Ranboo: What are the extra two?
Tommy: Denial 2 and astral projection.
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karl: Your future self is talking shit about you.
quackity: Jokes on him. I'll f*cking ruin his life.
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Bad: Can you do me a favor?
Skeppy: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.
Bad: Cool. Can you do the dishes?
Skeppy: no
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Tommy: While I disrespectfully disagree-
Ranboo: Don’t you mean respectfully disagree?
Tommy, staring at Ranboo dead in the eyes: No
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“We had some laughs. It was fun. Y’know, all good things must come to an end eventually.” - Tubbo
*Shakes treat bag*
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