Treat mother said she won't be able to post today, tomorrow, or the next, and after formally asking her if I could take over late last night I realize she probably won't see it till then, so I'll be doing unofficial days.
This also means it's in my format, so it'll look a little weird.
I also can not post this evening for family-ish reasons, so I'm posting right now.
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Also, no treats. One, because unofficial day, I've yet to get Treat Mother's blessing, and two because I could never replace her like that. You can all have fresh dew drops though!
Pings(Good Prime there are so many of you, I never thought the list would end-):
@Shark From The Hellish Depths
And now, The Quotes;
Techno: -And remember, if any of you get ideas about betraying me, just remember that my farm could use some nice fertilizer.
Wilbur: Oh god-
Wilbur: That's a decent threat-
Tommy: I don't get it, how do fertilizer and betrayal have anything to do with each other?
Wilbur:
Techno:
Tommy: It's a simple matter of going to the market and getting some.
Techno: And that, Tommy, is how I know you're too dense to betray me intentionally.
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Tubbo: Wouldn't it be pretty different if all your friends died?
Karl: Was that supposed to be a threat, or observational humor? Because I pretty much live in that nightmare already.
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Wilbur, sarcastically: Show responsibility! Ensure that you cat is ran for.
JSchlatt: I can get behind that logic.
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Tubbo: When we can become one with our existence, we can tear down the walls of-
Tommy: Hot woman?
Techno: Government?
Tubbo: -Public bathrooms.
Tommy: *Disgusted pride*
Techno: *Disgruntled intimidation*
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I really don't know why either of you are surprised, seeing as you've known this little shit far longer than me.
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Dream: Confuse the glove, spoil the servant.
Tommy: I swear to god, if you don't stop talking in riddles I'll lose it.
Dream: Bingo.
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Tommy: Oh No
Wilbur: Oh Yes.
Mexican Dream: Oh D R U G S -