Welp-
I'll explain myself-
I double booked myself, and the booking went very wrong, so I didn't have a safe enough opportunity to sneak onto the chromebook and use it without risking getting grounded so bad I'd miss many days in a row.
I'll do pings later, someone sees this and wants to do 'em, be my guest, but I'm really not in the mood rn.
You get many quotes since I missed a day.
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Tubbo: Are recent heart attacks dumber than older heart attacks?
Ranboo: You are the love of my life, but for fuck's sake, go the hell to bed.
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Wilbur: Happiness; life is about trying to forget what's unforgetrable.
Techno: Gods, you really are depressed.
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Sam: Please never arrest a male prostitute. You have no idea where it might lead.
Bad: I don't even wanna know.
Ant: But I do! Do tell, Sam, what on earth happened there?
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Dream: Only through the possession of possession is one able to obtain the sustainable safety of happiness.
Techno:
Techno: Remind me, again, what this has to do with you being a homeless human teletubby?
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Wilbur: Between morning dew and a bitch is a bomb.
Tommy: I don't even know what that means, yet it sounds so accurate.
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Dream: Don't listen to the brain, deceive the brain!
Sam: Don't make me consider transferring you to a mental institute.
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Mexican Dream: All you need to get addicted to heroin is confidence and cOcAiNe!
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Ranboo: Pacify them all!
Tubbo, grabbing a gun: I'm on it.
Ranboo: No, that's what I- Annnnd he's gone.
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Ranboo: Thanks for painting us a portrait for the new mansion, Techno.
Techno: Behind every successful artist stands a successful murderer.
Ranboo, sweating nervously: uh-
Tubbo: That's something I'm always saying, man Ranboo, you should tell me about your friends more often! Clearly they're my level of insane.
Ranboo:
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