Notes: Hello! I just decided to post Incorrect quotes, I am not under Star's permission and only did this for lols, enjoy!
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Slimecicle: Greet everyday with enthusiasm!
Quackity, positively: I’m super depressed!
Slimecicle, also positively: No!
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Tommy, writing a letter: Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year.
*disc war*
Tommy: Well, most of the time…
*Pogtopia vs Marburg war*
Tommy: Once in a while…
*attempt to kill Dream but instead revive Ghostbur*
Tommy: Yea I’ll craft my own present
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Technoblade: Don’t
Philza: Don’t
Technoblade: Be
Philza: Be
Technoblade: Near
Philza: Near
Technoblade: Death
Philza: Death
Technoblade: Don’t be near death, you’re on your last life
Philza: I am married to the goddess of death (Kristin) (not in a bad way)
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Tommy: Psst, *mouthing* hey
Tubbo: Gay?
Tommy: NO
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Quackity: I wanna be taller than Wilbur.
Slimecicle: Say no more *hands a potion bottle with purple liquid*
Quackity, drinking without hesitation: Nothing happened, and this is grape juice.
Slimecicle: Exactly, you’re gonna be standing on me now
Quackity: Wait-
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Dream: This couldn’t get any worse
*Dream XD gets summoned and offer a wish*
Dream: This couldn’t get any better
*Technoblade asks for a bell instead of breaking out*
Dream: Man this will go on a loophole
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Slimecicle: Dap me up!
Person: No.
*crowd approaches and beats the person*
Slimecicle:
Slimecicle: dap mE UP-
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Dream stans: Technoblade sucks
Technoblade fans: Yea
Dream stans: You’re not mad?
Technoblade: He didn’t beat Dream with only his non dominant hand while doing flips every minute. Ofc he sucked.
Dream stans:
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*If Technoblade wished for an rpg board game instead*
Technoblade: And then I kill all orphans in this game
Dream: You can’t do that in this game
Dream XD: He can now
*together*
Technoblade: Yes!
Dream: What??
How do you summon them again? *shakes* Oh'p well there they are
Animal gang pings:
@Shark From The Hellish Depths