Jack: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Ghost Mexican Dream, looking at Jack: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Jack and Ghost Mexican Dream in unison: *sighs* Punz
AlriteStoodeo: I’m here for the cult stuff.
DNF Shippers: How did you find us?
AlriteStoodeo: I saw your ad on craigslist.
4KFish: Self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make-up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
AlriteStoodeo: Self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self-care is the fear in your enemy's eyes.
Sam Nook: Self-care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
AlriteStoodeo: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Hannah: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Hannah: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Mamacita: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
Dream: What are you writing?
Connor: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Purpled, looking over Connor's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
Skeppy: Are you a painting?
Bad: What-?
Skeppy: Because I want to pin you to that wall.
Ghostbur: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG OR SOMETHING-
Sam: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald's.
MichaelMcChill: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Sam: NO-
Glatt: Christmas lights?
Tubbo: Check.
Mexican Dream: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Tubbo: Check.
Punz: Santa suits?
Tubbo: Check.
Callahan: Shovel?
Tubbo: Check.
Wilbur: Alibi and bail money?
Tubbo: Check- wait, WHAT?!
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
George, with Dream and Sapnap behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
George: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Sapnap: BAD FUCKING FELL OFF!
Ghostium: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Niki: Being a fish.
Ghostium: Well, shit.
Fundy: MaidHBomb, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
MaidHBomb: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Dream and George: We're naturally funny because our lives are a joke.
Tubbo: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
Bad: Do you want to know your gay name?
Skeppy: My... my gay name?
Bad: Yeah, it's your first name-
Skeppy: Haha. Very funny Bad-
Bad: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Skeppy: Oh- oh my god.
Ghostium: Did you take out Dream as I requested?
Fundy: Dream has been taken out, yes.
Ghostium: You have my grat-
Fundy: It was a great restaurant.
Fundy: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Fundy: Dream proposed afterward- we’re filing the wedding papers.
Karl: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Quackity: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Karl: Aww, it's a love note for Sapnap?
Quackity: No-
Karl: *opens it*
Karl:
Quackity:
Karl: I can't read this.
Gogy: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Foolish: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Sam, deer!"
Gogy: ...And what did Sam do?
Foolish: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"
JSchlatt: Slimecicle annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Wilbur: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
JSchlatt: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
Tubbo: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
AlriteStoodeo: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Jasmyn Flowers: You can eat a rock.
4KFish: Air.
Nightshade: The fabric of time and space.
Ghostium: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
AlriteStoodeo: You guys are so helpful.
