DUNFS. I DID IT.

I JUST TOLD MY MOTHER ALL ABOUT HEATWAVES AND HELIUM.

OH M GOD IM SO RELIEVED

BIG FAT HONKING THANKS TO DEFI, YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH TO HELP ME THROUGHOUT MY DNF JOURNEY AND I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH. THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME YOU'RE INCREDIBLE

ANYWAYS

I JUST SENT MY FRIEND A GOOGLE DOC WITH THE ENTIRE STORY HELIUM PASTED ON IT SO SHE COULD READ IT AND I WALKED OUT TO WHERE MY MOM WAS AND COULDNT HOLD IT IN SO I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT HOW HEATWAVES WAS A FANFIC THAT WAS ABOUT DREAM AND GEORGE "SHIPPED" (at first she was confused on what "ship" meant but then when I said relationship she went "OHHHHHH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE SHIPPED FED-EX BOXES AT FIRST AND I WAS LIKE WHAT???" HAHAHAHAHAHAH)

AND SO I TOLD HER HOW IT ENDED THEN I TOLD HER ABOUT HELIUM AND HOW I SENT IT TO MY FRIEND AND IM SO HAPPY

IM SO FREAKING RELIEVED BRO

SHE REACTED POSITIVELY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ONE STEP CLOSER TO COMING OUT AS A DUNF TO MY MOTHER 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Okay that sounded wrong BAHAHAHAHAHHA HELP

(DISCLAIMER IM STRAIGHT HAHA)

"mom... i'm not straight..... i'm a dunf..." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FREAKING HELP ME BRO

ANYWAYS AHH IM SO HAPPY

IM SO HAPPY

THANK THE FREAKING LORD BRO

THANK. THE. LORD.

AHGHHHHH IM MOTIVATED FOR MY DNF FANFIC ILL BE WORKING ON IT NOW KEKW