Da Pings:
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Tommy: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Tubbo: Is it me, Tommy?
Tommy: No, it's not you.
Ranboo: Is it me, Tommy?
Tommy: It's not you either.
Dream: Is it me, Tommy?
Tommy:
Tommy, mockingly: iS iT mE, tOmMy?
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Tubbo: How's the hottest person here?
Ranboo: I don't know, how are they?
Tubbo: *flustered*
Tommy, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Ranboo: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Tommy: "If"
Tubbo: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
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(made by @Bobabuddy1 - she asked me to put this in :D)
Phil: *watching over Wilbur*
Wilbur: PHIL, THE BALL PIT!!
Phil: Yea. What about it?
Wilbur: ITS MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY
Phil: *straight up dies of laughter*
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Tubbo: How are we supposed to put this tracker the size of a penny on Tommy without him noticing?
Ranboo: Hey, Tommy. I bet you five bucks you can't swallow this penny.
Tommy: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up loser.
Tubbo: .....
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Wilbur, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid today!
Tommy, walking in covered in ink: Well maybe that squid was being a dick.
