(Glad y'all are liking this :D)
Da Pings:
@LilytheRainWingNightWinghybrid
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Philza: I've done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No!
Philza: Do I know anything about raising children? No!
Philza: Should I have probably picked up a book on parenting? Probably!
Tommy:
Wilbur:
Techno:
Philza: Where was I going with this? I had a point.
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Puffy: I just ended a 4 year friendship.
Bad: Oh I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Puffy: Hmm? Oh yeah, it wasn't mine.
*Ant and Punz fighting across the room*
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Tubbo: Bye Ranboo! Bye Tommy! Bye Philza! Bye Technoblade! Bye Ranboo!
Tommy: You said Bye Ranboo twice.
Tubbo: I like Ranboo.
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Tommy, running into the room: Help! I told Phil I would cook dinner but I can't cook shit!
Ranboo: *putting a cinnamon roll into a bowl of cereal* Don't worry my friend.
Ranboo: You came to the right person.
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Dream: Hey, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
George: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Dream: Okay, love you too, I'll just go ask Sapnap.
George: No, I mean- wait what?
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Tommy: Phil's not online today so imma burn down the entire forest.
Wilbur: Why?
Tommy: He's pretty much 95% of my impulse control-
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Police: You are all under arrest for trying to carry three people on a motorcycle-
Bad: Wait- three?!
Police: Uh, yes, three.
Bad: OH NO...
Police: What's wrong?
Bad: SAPNAP FELL OFF-