Sorry, was taking a break because things haven't been going too well with me right now. Anyways so many pings! I appreciate it!
La Pings:
@LilytheRainWingNightWinghybrid
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Tommy: I AM TOMMY FUCKING INNIT I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Wilbur: that’s it i’m calling phil
Tommy: *sweating* No, wait-
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Tommy, holding a cauliflower in front of Ranboo’s face: What is this?
Ranboo: ...A cauliflower?
Tommy, turning to Tubbo: Okay, now tell him what you think it is.
Tubbo, very quietly: Ghost broccoli.
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Phil: *gives a list of rules* *pauses* Where is Ranboo, Tubbo, and Tommy?
Wilbur: Breaking rules 1 through 3.
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Wilbur: Remember me when you’re cool and famous.
Tommy: Same goes to you, Wilbur soot.
Wilbur: Tommy, you are too annoying for me to forget you you’ll still be my sleep paralysis demon when i’m married with 3 kids.
Tommy: Just imagine a 6 foot+ kid crawling on your ceiling.
Wilbur: I wake up to the words “let me join the sleepy bois.”
Tommy: You hear me muttering in the corner “pogchamp, pogchamp, pogcahmp.”
Wilbur: I tremble in fear.
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Dream: You can’t just leave me to my own devices! You are 90% of my impulse control!
George: That 10% wins far too often which, statistically speaking, makes absolutely no goddamn sense.
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Ranboo: It’s really dark out here…
Tubbo: Don’t worry, I got this! *stomps his light up heelys*
Ranboo: You too?! *stomps and his heelys light up*
Tubbo: YOOOOOOO
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Kidnapper:We have your child.
Ranboo, looking at Michael: No you don't, he's in front of me.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Ranboo: Oh god, you have Tubbo.
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Dream: Last week, me and my friends were all playing twister and George was on the spinner.
Dream: Halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself "I sure hope I'm calling these right" and that's when everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that George is colorblind.
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Ranboo: I think Tubbo and Tommy have one difference, and that difference is that they’re like a cat and a dog
Ranboo: See, Tommy is a dog, cause a dog will go “This person feeds me, waters me, pets me, they must be god” - and Tommy likes defying god sometimes-
Ranboo: Tubbo, on the other hand, is like a cat. Cause both he and a cat would go “This person feeds me, waters me, pets me.... I must be god”.
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This is from the past- ))
Dream: you can’t hold me prisoner in here forever!
Sam: Why not? Name one person alive who loves you.
Dream: That-
Dream: That is not a proportional response
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Technoblade: Don’t worry I’ve a got few knifes up my sleeves.
Ranboo: Don’t you mean tricks?
Philza: He did not.
Technoblade, pulling a knife out of his sleeve: I did not.
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Ranboo: What time is it?
Tubbo, shrugging: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Tubbo: *Plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*
Tommy, bleary eyed and tired: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Tubbo: It’s two a.m.
