Quackity: “Jesus fanfiction? We could get into that-”
Dream: “Forgive me father I have sinned” “L”
Quackity: “I don’t have a 5th le-”
Quackity: “let's move on.”
Tubbo: “How much for me to rip it all off. Right now.” [referring to Ranboo’s mask and glasses]
Tommy: “Your clothes?”
*Ranboo dance thing playing on Mediashare*
Ranboo: “I look so hot.”
Tommy: “I faced my fears and they were not sexy!”
Jack: “You were terrified.”
Tommy, after screaming for several hours on end: “I do not recall that.”
Tommy: “I spedran your mo- AAAAAA”
Quackity: “Going 110 in an 80? Trying to speedrun the interstate or something?”
Tommy: “Hey Dream, persuade me to vote Trump.”
Sapnap: “Is this soundboard George?”
Soundboard George: “You can suck on my chicken bone.”
Sapnap: “I can what? This waiter’s rude!”
Quackity: “This is severely inappropriate.”
Karl: “I have salad dressing”
Tubbo: “o7 boys”
Tubbo: *fucking dies*
Jack: It's crazy how they got all these exotic animals here. Weh have meerkats, and giraffes-
Ranboo: Oh I get it. I was really excited to see some giraffes but now I’m just disappointed.
Everyone: *Pedaling forward on their mini car things*
Ranboo: *Gives up because he’s too tall*
Dream: “I’m french now”
Dream, in a french accent: “Boohoo crack eerr”
Karl: “I just want to remind everyone that Quackity said ‘Are you guys ready to start the podcast’ In a call by himself”
Dream: “We should make a pact.”
Tommy: “Dream, Now you better not ignore me now- When was the last time you had a good cry.”
Dream: “We should make a pact.”
Wilbur: “Well when I met Bad he was really nice and I want to make friends with him.”
Sapnap: “Actually swearing is how you become his friend.”
Wilbur: *spams fuck and gets kicked*
Wilbur: “What's spame ing?”
Tommy: “Now I can get a bed on the left, some hay on the right- Like an orse”
Tommy: “How am I supposed to get a girlfriend when Georgenotfound exists.”
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