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*At the pet store*

*Quackity, placing cat food on the counter*

Cashier: Is that everything you're looking for today?

Quackity: Yes!

Cashier: Great, that will be-

Quackity: Wait, I have a question

Cashier: Which is?

Quackity: How many bags of those do I need to eat before I turn into a cat myself so I can understand Tiger?

Cashier:

*probably Dream and Techno when they first met*

Dream: Hey Technoblade?

Techno: Yeah?

Dream: How do you get so good at fighting? (canon ver: How do you get so good at PVP?)

Techno: ...So when I was little, I lived on the streets and I had no food-

Dono: Someone stole his Oreo back in third grade. (Someone killed his minecraft dog)

Dream and Techno:

Phil, enter the room: Wha- wait, why is there a pentagram drawn on the floor

Tommy, Tubbo, and Wilbur:

Wilbur: You said to satanize the floor, I wasn't online, but Tubbo saw it and he told Tommy to do it

Phil:

Phil: I typed sanitize.

Tommy: But- Its not my fault that Tubbo can't read!

Tubbo: I could've sworn you typed satanize

George when he sees the IKEA logo: OoooOoOoO~ DNF!

*Tommy's exil*

Dream: See? They don't care about you. They hit you all the time!

Tommy: No... That's not true... They only hit me when I do something dumb...

Dream: Exactly.

Tommy: Really...? How long was your life miserable for?

Dream: Hmmmm, I cant remember

Dream: Wait, just how old are you?