UH UH UH

• Badboyhalo can unlatch his jaw to a freakishly wide amount

• Quackity puts a heater in his room at Las Nevadas to replicate the feeling he had with Karl and Sapnap

• SAPNAP STILL LOVES QUACKITTYYYY (I scream as doctors pull me to a white room)

• George can shift from his usual appearance to a tiny mushroom elf.

• Techno can shift between piglin and hybrid based on how loud the voices demand blood.

• Wilbur keeps trans pins on his sweater to show his support to his son ^v^

• Tubbo chews on anything (like the goat he is)

I HAVE MORE I JUST NEED TO REMEMBER THEM-

Schlatt is a HOMOPHOBIC HOMOSEXUAL, and you CANT change my mind

i think the blink one might actually be canon

• Tubbo can stand on walls up to 89 degrees of incline

• Techno flghlgugffy piglin. ghgmhhfjhjg

• Wilbur forgets about Fundy the moment he goes out of sight and only remembers once Fundy starts yelling at him again

• Phil and techno are both thousands of years old, although Phil is almost twice techno's age.

• Techno is demiromantic/ace

• George is aroace, anything he had with Dream was purely because that was the "normal" thing to do.

• After the SMP ended, Sapnap left to go look for Karl.

• Quackity left Sapnap for Wilbur.

• When sleepy, techno will turn into his piglin form.

• Phil preens his kids and rlly any other person he trusts

• Schlatt will beat his son for being gay and then go kiss some shirtless men at a bar.

• Foolish eats rocks

• Dream is poisonous if bitten.

• Wilbur was actually black-haired like mumza when he was born, but it lightened up as he grew.

Ranboo is enderman on both halves. Just different kinds. I call them End Enderman and it was either white water or light water enderman for the white half.(I get the mixed due to a fankid being part of an underwater avian species I THINK named light water).

Tubbo is a part of a species that were named Bull hybrids but I’m changing the name soon.

Shroud is literally just a spider.

Ranboo did have ender moms but they weren’t as loving as ppl portray them to be. They abandoned him at five.

Wilbur has wings to big to fly with.

Quackity CANT fly with his wings, their to small.

Tommys wings were cut off.

Tommy knits and crochets. I think Ranboo enjoys a bit of knitting aswell.

Buffbo but ALSO FAT TUBBO! TRANS TUBBO!

Homophobic homo schlatt (in a au he supports Quackitys transition in their arranged marriage)

K I’ll stop there

Quackity once used Dawn dish soap to clean his wings in a pinch because of the advertisements

YES SOMEONE SHARES THE RANBOO IS JUST HALF ALBINO THING

I also remember seeing art of a headcanon that the parts of Ranboo’s hair that were white and black would rotate with the phase of the moon and I accepted it instantly so maybe he’s also like half moon creature(new farlander headcanon acquired)

My headcanon is that Sally is actually a fox spirit and illusioned herself into looking like a mermaid and that’s why Fundy is a fox BUT FUNDY FOX SPIRIT MAYBE??? Also c!Wilbur just likes mermaids don’t blame him

Im not gonna rehash my Beeduo headcanons the real ones know about the nest

But I have a headcanon that Endermen can just walk up walls not like goats can but like they just turn 90 degrees and walk normally

1. Agreed

2. Didn't consider that, but it's awesome, so agreed!

3. Disagree, but a funny visual; there's this beautiful animatic of them dancing, I believe it's called 'Dusk til Dawn', or something of the like, and that's what I headcanon his design to be.

4. Agreed, but it's kind of funny to consider he jokes about his sexuality irl and is heavily speculated to be at least bi, again irl. c!Schlatt I feel like has internalised homophobia

5. Agreed. To add to that. Phil did not fuck a refrigerator or as the quote goes getting 'down and dirty' with one some time in the '70s.

My own headcanons

• c!Wilbur gets distracted by shiny things, this was a very useful thing when he was a child and c!Kristen wanted to get his and/or c!Phil's attention

• Ftm c!Fundy

• c!Fundy also has poliosis

• c!Eret wears impractical but extremely fashionable outfits on the daily, because why run when you can strut? He also has an ungodly amount of crowns.

• c!BBH has an unhingable jaw

• Sally is a selkie-like creature, meaning when in her skin she's an aquatic animal and she can take off her skin and become human.

• c!Phil is centuries, if not millennia older than the oldest person on the server and an acolyte or priest of the Goddess of Death before they fell in love with each other and he became the 'Angel of Death'

• Despite being a humanoid fox, c!Fundy can contort his body like an actual fox and used to curl up beside Will when he was smol. He also screams/'laughs' like a fox

• Did I mention aroace cgeorge? I probably didn't. aroace cgeorge.

Rahhhhh thanks guys!!

I have been scrolling through the wiki reading headcanons for an hour because I really like headcanons for somereason.