16 Votes in Poll
Sometimes I want to write but I don't have the motivation to work on The Icarus Theory. Sometimes I just want to write oneshots, you know?
I'm taking suggestions for oneshots here. I'm willing to write character-centric, platonic, and romantic, anything but smut.
Please try to keep all characters open, I don't want to write 500 oneshots all based on SBI and DNF (a few is ok though)
https://www.wattpad.com/story/350561371-clovers-oneshots
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Punz:
Bbh/Time (Iykyk wof peeps)
Puffy:
Dre:
Drista (wip):
Foolish:
Mushroom (Same as Bad, Iykyk)
Ponk:
Purpled:
Quackity(wip):
Sam:
Skeppy:
That's all but I got extras if yall wanna see em
I honestly like Drista, Punz, Purpled, Sam, and Dream the best/
Okay so, if you don't know, the Japanese Folk Lore Hanahaki Disease is a thing that you get when the person/people who you have a crush on don't like you. You don't have to ask them out and they reject you or anything, it just happens.
So there will only be 7 characters in this for the sake of my own sanity;
Sapnap: @Fragmented Dreams
Karl: @Parker-Spoods
Quackity
Dream: @Robyn.with.a.smile
George: @AmberSoot
Foolish
Punz
!! No ocs and no other smp members !!
So basically, it's Karlnapity (duh) but in reality, it's Quacknap (Quackity x Sapnap) because Karl is the one who will be getting the disease. I'm going to be Karl :,)
IM BACK AND I WANTED TO DO THIS CAUSE IM BORED.
From left to right we have ranboo, tubbo, tommy, gogy, dream, sapnap, foolish, and punz.
Please lemme know who you’d like to see next! please.
It apparently is shipping Sam and Foolish
Wtf/
Happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Foosh
Happy birthday to you!
Just made two new ais to mess around with and Ponk flipping killed Sam in cold blood
https://beta.character.ai/p/pNZE780v5NfQsbIyVONh7Xpe6r0xoCxUTNIWYmBvkeQ
Like bro wtf 😳
Report Number One
Date: [REDACTED FOR SECURITY]
Involved: Clay “Dream” Waztaken, Nicholas “Sapnap” Smith, George Notfound, Callahan Hirsch, Foolish G.
Note: this incident marks the first recorded encounter between Dream, George, Callahan, and Sapnap. Record was pieced together via a journal kept by Dream, the written account of Callahan Hirsch, spoken account of Foolish G., and via Sapnap’s recovered bodycam, so the transcript may not be fully accurate.
[From the journal of Dream Waztaken.]
We got a letter delivered today. Says that there's two new hybrids, and that we should find them at the coordinates [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] on [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but George says it's important. I hope the hybrids aren't in too rough shape. We've built up a good reputation as "hybrid catchers" but I still hate seeing a hybrid beat up.
[From the bodycam of Sapnap.]
There's a waterfall, crashing down over cliffs, with lava crackling nearby. A voice, presumably George's, speaks.
George: We can't be that far away, right?
The camera pans over to show a short man with dark hair wearing goggles. Sapnap laughs, the camera shaking slightly.
Sapnap: Don't be fucking stupid, George, we're literally here.
George stares up at the waterfall.
George: The hybrids are behind that thing?
Another voice speaks.
Dream: No, Gogy. Look at the top of the waterfall.
The camera doesn't move, but it's clear what everyone's looking at.
[The spoken account of Foolish G.]
All I could really see was water. I didn't wanna look down, because shit, man, that was probably a long way to fall.
The guy next to me was passed out. Lucky him. Well, eh, maybe not. He was kinda fucked up, y'know? The bastards cut off his antler thingys and took skin samples.
(Laughs a bit) Salt water can't be good for skin, hah.
Anyway, this weird-ass lookin' dude with a smiley face mask comes up next to me--scares the shit outta me but whatever--and just says something like "don't be scared. We're here to help." Okay smiley fucker, I can't see your face, or literally any part of your body. What could go wrong?
But, uh, it was either fall over the fucking waterfall and definitely die, or trust the smiley fucker and only maybe die.
[Written account of Callahan Hirsch.]
I don't remember much. I know where I was before the waterfall. And I know where I went after the waterfall. But they injected me with something that hurt like hell, and all I could really remember was just seeing the inside of a military van, and then I woke up in the backseat of an SUV with Foolish.
Leave a comment if you enjoyed, and let me know if you want to be pinged! I'm trying to incorporate most members of the DSMP into this.
Also no I am not a Dream apologist, and there will be Villainous Dream in this.
Also, every single word in here is deliberate. Feel free to question me at any point!
So basically, as the title says, I'm rating Dsmp ships
I might make a part two, idk
Also if I do yall could suggest some ships to rate
Ima rate a few, one for each category based on how I feel about it (Very positive, positive, positive/neutral, neutral, negative neutral, negative, and very negative
Anyways ima start rating stuff
Very positive
Skephalo (BbhxSkeppy)
I find this ship nice actually, alot of popular ships I dislike but this is nice. I've always liked happyduo and when I first started watching Dsmp this duo was my favorite
Positive
Foolsamdude (FoolishxSam)
Idk what about this but I like it, don't have much to say
Positive/Neutral
Pumpkinduo (JschlattxQuackity)
I don't know what to say, it's fine, I like making au branches based off of toxic relationships, it still is a good ship even tho it's toxic
Neutral
Dnf (DreamxGeorge)
I used to like this, it was fine, just stopped liking it. It wasn't that likely to be cannon
Neutral/Negative
Beeduo (RanbooxTubbo)
Idk, it just comes out of the big blue without explication besides taxes, I don’t like it that much, it's random and doesn't really make sense
Negative
Karlnapity
No comment
VERY NEGATIVE (GET THIS AWAY FROM ME)
JschlattxPuffy=Tubbo
The reason I put =Tubbo is because people say that Tubbo is their son which scares me. I honestly hate this with all my heart and soul. I'm take two steps back and run away. Just because Jschlatt and Puffy are rams/sheep and Tubbo is one aswell doesn't mean they all are related
I'm saying this even tho this doesn't apply to anyone: If this was true that would mean Tubbo is Dream, Drista, and Foolish's stepbrother
I'm just scared of anyone who ships this
Also another ship (If you read this far good job)
Drunz
I actually like this ship a lot, I know some people don't like it, I never liked it at first but it had a higher chance of being cannon then Dream being with the emotionless Mushroom man
Pinging some people bc yes
@Starlightdragon321 (Drunz>Dnf, the Dnf is no more in mainstream, only Drunz)
@Nebula Morningstar (Why am I pinging you I have no idea <My flipping alt>)
@Timeline Morningstar (Idk why I'm pinging you either I just feel like I'm important by setting off alt notifications. I just like feeling like a lot of people read by stuff and actually look at it)
What if Foolish, while he was being his godly self, accidentally dropped his books down to earth, becoming the revival books, and he has to get them before the other gods find out? Y’know, like one of the stories from Demigod Diaries (Percy Jackson)?
24 Votes in Poll
PINGS:
Eret: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
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Eret: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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Eret: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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*Foolish is fighting a monster*
Eret: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Foolish: The power to believe in myself!?
Eret: No, a knife! Stab it!
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Foolish: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Eret: No, I said "Foolish, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Foolish: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Eret: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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*While planning to break in somewhere*
Foolish: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Eret: What?
Foolish: "Get Help."
Eret: No.Foolish: C'mon, you love it!
Eret: I hate it.
Foolish: It's great! It works every time!
Eret: It's humiliating.
Foolish: Do you have a better plan?
Eret: No.
Foolish: We're doing it!
Eret: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Foolish, carrying Eret: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them!
*throws Eret at guards, knocking them out*
Foolish: Ahh, classic!
Eret: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Foolish, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
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I’ve been writing several fanfics recently, was going to post them, then proceeded to remember they were about my Empires SMP OC- so yeah 🥲 anyway, I’m back and found a really cute thing o wanted to share by @.._gaby. on A TikTok compilation (or at least they were the person who shared it)
In order
FoolishG
Hannahxxrose
Slimecicle
Michaelmcchill
Eryn
TinaKitten
BoomerNA
Seapeekay
Aimsey
Bases by Jada
Because as XD's demigod is helpless in prison, XD is off giving immortality to his brother Foolish. Talk about favoritism. But also, Dream has the Revive book, and Foolish was supposed to have the Book of Death, which would have made sense with them being half-brothers, but then Dream's ex-friend gets the book of Death, and that creates a lot of drama.
... I need to do a fanfic on this
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1496518809
Around the five hour mark? It was cool stuff if you missed it go catch up. Dream's backkkk... ;)
It's really hilarious with the tension and secrets. I love it