Woo I half stole this from Defi with a few edits here or there, cause I noticed we have pretty similar thoughts and I wanted to add on
- Wilbur Soot - He's pretty and british and PRETTY. PLUS he's a sweet guy and honking hilarious. His STYLE is amazing, he is so chaotic, his HAIR is beautiful, like HOW IS HE SO COOL. And his MUSIC gives me SO MUCH SEROTONIN AAAAA- As incredible as it would be to meet him irl (grammarly stop correcting irl to girl I know that I'm saying) though, I would NOT be able to handle it because I am a social mess- I'd be so awkward I don't even want to think about it lmao. I'm raiding his closet and stealing his hair and glasses and him.
- Karl Jacobs - HE IS ACTUALLY ADORABLE. I have no idea how he manages to be so pretty and so ATTRACTIVE at the same time. Also his nails pop off and his style is AMAZING I am actually jealous I'm raiding his closet too.
- Ranboo (KIND OF) - I dunno,, I kinda feel the similarities. Bad jokes, socially awkward, the mindset of YES CRIME but also NO CRIME. ALSO, HE BE LOOKIN GOOD IN A SUIT- I AM RESPECTFULLY SIMPING. Ranboo is literally perfect. There is nothing bad about him. Ranboo my beloved <3
- George - I mean what is there to say? It's hard to find someone in the fandom who DOESN'T simp for him- HE'S ALSO A BEAUTIFUL MAN WITH AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE IN SOCIETY WITH HIS PRETTY PRIVILEGE I'M SUING
- Niki - SHE IS SO PRETTY I LITERALLY LOVE HER- Her hair is beautiful, her voice is beautiful, her personality is beautiful. SHE IS WAY TOO UNDERRATED. And PRIME did I say she's pretty?
- Dream (KINDA) - I mainly simp for the fanart. I mean, he IS a faceless green blob after all, kinda difficult to simp for a homeless Teletubby y'know- a simp nonetheless
- Sapnap - He acts like a hot guy and IS a hot guy. Have you SEEN the fanart? On the rare occasion of a face cam stream it's HIGH. QUALITY. He's so sweet and is definitely a hey mamas guy, nothing can change my mind. It's self-explanatory, to be fair.
- Quackity - Him <3 He might have a lord farquaad look but he's ROCKING IT. His personality is just AHHH and the fanart- SHEEESH- and I mean, it was enough to have me simping over an animatic for a MONTH. Top tier.
- Tommy (not really??)- I don't technically simp for him, while there ARE moments- idk, not really on my list. However, the reason he's here is because his PERSONALITY- like, he's loud and intransigent and rude and whatever, but to be fair it's for the content and it's funny. In reality though he's such a genuinely caring person and I think it's so sweet how he cares about all his friends I just- asdfghjkl <3333
- Technoblade - I refuse to simp over an anthropomorphic pig this isn't happening his mc skin is the only thing keeping me sane TECHNO FANARTERS STOP MAKING HIM PRETTY I SWEAR HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE I SIMP FOR A PIG
- Eret - Deep voice, AMAZING hair, strawberry dress Eret and platform boots Eret are beloved <3333 British people just have s o m e t h i n g that makes them more attractive idk if it's just me- Plus he's so incredibly nice I just
- Fundy + Tubbo + Hannah - I DON'T NEED A REASON I LOVE THEM ANYWAYS- TUBBO'S DESTRUCTIVENESS MIXED WITH HIS WHOLESOMENESS PLUS FUNDY'S HUMOR AND CREATIVITY THEY'RE BOTH AMAZING AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE QUEEN SHE'S SO PRETTY I CAN'T-