Jschlatt's funeral

When I finally die, I would like to be buried in Schlatts backyads

The title... don't you guys read those things?

"I served under Schlatt for a while. I feel like I may have known him better than most of you. I feel like I got to know him, although...no one here's particularly a fan, let's be honest. Except for Puffy; I don't think you have a clue on what Schlatt did. So yeah, he did have what I consider a semi-compassionate side, even though he had me decorate my own execution. He was...he was an interesting man...He had a lot of strange ideals. he had his slurs, Schlatt did. he liked his slurs. He had his little...his little "we're the good guys" attitude, which was a little...a little disingenuous. But he was...he was...he was a good man. While he may have been a terrible president, an awful friend, and a absolutely smelly person all around, he was a good man." -Tubbo

"Uhm...*clears throat* Realistically and jokes aside, I think serving next to Schlatt as vice president taught me a lot of important things in the world. Uhm, more importantly, a side of him that I think most of you didn't really knew. But if there's one thing I could say about Schlatt. Is that... he was a terrible person. But he was a good drinker. And I hope that you learned from him." -Quackity

"Uhm, I guess you could say that I was the most fortunate out of the three of us. I got to spend a lot of time with Schlatt. And he was a lot of fun. I think he would have liked me. And I would have liked him. I can't say that I think he was the most handsome guy out there. But he was definitely cute. I'm not saying that to be mean. I'm just saying that I think he was cute." -Sarah (A random character that was created from the AI)

"Ladies and gentlemen. If we could divert our attention from here. I wanna bring everyone's attention to the picture back here.

I would, I would calmly call this picture 'Schlatt with the strap'. And ladies and gentlemen, I think we can all agree, exactly how most of Schlatt's reign was. It was Schlatt with a strap. Pretty tyrannical. I once watched him kill a cat, simply because he wanted to kill a cat. And overall he was a pretty horrible person for the server I think. And uhm, now he's dead. And that's why we're here. Now, if you guys have read the news, you know that Schlatt, the owner of the server, was killed. And he was killed by the very person he had tried to kill. And that person was a very special person. His name was McTavish. And McTavish is the other server owner. He's the guy that was the owner of the other server. And I'd like to give you all a chance to ask him questions because McTavish is a very interesting person." -Sam

"JSchlatt was a bad fella. And uhm, I didn't like him, cause he banished me. And I'm me, so why would he do that? I think Schlatt was a wrongin, and I'm glad he's dead. I'm not gonna say I'm a bad fella, cause I'm not. But I'm not a good fella, either. I'm just me.

I'm just me.

I'm just me.

I'm just me.

I'm just me.

I'm just me.

I'm just me.

I'm just me." -Tommy (that went on for a good 53 more lines of 'I'm just me.')

Wall-E:

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Let's see...

• Foolish straight up chugged down Skeppy's bathwater after Puffy sold it to him

• Two users bought Schlatt's grave and remains for over $550 USD (if I could I would have bid 1k ngl)

• Now they're bidding gifted subs for Eret's caste

Oh g o d