Punz

RAHHHHHH! lol idk how old he is now but today is his birthday :3

if karl gets exposedd imma be disappointedd

if anybody from hermitcraft gets exposedd imma be sad

if stampy gets exposedd imma cry

if dan gets exposedd i will never touch mcyt again (/hj on that part)

its not that hard to not like kids

its not that hard to not be abusive

its not that fucking hard to not be a shitty person

so I decided to rp with my sister in a private server in adopt me for some reason. Not a good idea. I hadn't played adopt me for 6 months. This is what happened:

Punz (yes they're all girls)

Quackity

Quackity in his room

My oc, Sandra, in her room

Quackity's room is still wip

I kinda took apart the casino (picture 1 sign)

I knew it lol

I always knew they were more than just homies >:)

Y'all asked for it lol :DD

This will also be on the OC wiki. Pinged people will not be on both posts.

ANYWAYS

Punz's POV

I heard someone named Quackity joined the SMP with his sister. Apparently Dream straight up hired Quackity's sister as his personal spy. He said she lives in the arctic, too. Dream also told me that I should meet her, since, well, who knows what's going to happen? War! Countries! Chaos! There's a chance that we might have to work together. What should I say, though? She's a girl! A fucking girl!

As I was walking around, I saw a person with a white hoodie. So original, I thought, looking at my own hood. Wait. It was a girl, with black hair. Could it be... Quackity's sister? I walked closer. She had brown eyes, and was pretty short. She looked frustrated, and turned around.

"Hey, wait!" I called after her. She spun around. She looked up at me (literally, she's like, 5'5"). "Are you Quackity's sister?" She didn't answer me. "You good?" I asked.

"Oh, sorry." she said. Then I saw her completely. I couldn't explain how she made me feel. She was pretty. I also noticed...wings. She had beautiful golden wings. They were the color of honey.

"Well, I'm Punz. You probably already know," I said. "You're wings are beautiful." She blushed. Right away, I knew that I am the stupidest person in the entire Dream SMP. I just met her! Now I'm just being an idiot.

"I'm Sandra, and yeah, I guess I'm Quackity's sister," she replied. Hmm. I guess? I felt like she didn't like being called that.

"Alright."

"You're tall."

PUNZO 💕

Bye~

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PUNZ IS DEAD LOL

Lol Quackbur be like

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I was typing this thingy to my friends on Roblox and then suddenly word suggestion said Quackity and Tommyinnit and Punz

Devices know me too well xD

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Also art change? I'm new to this wiki, but I'm on BSS wiki

Yes lickgate is a dsmp related thing, so mods, don't delete this

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Dream was able to see what his limbo looked like. heck, from his perspective, it was probably a week until punz revived him

funz/himbros were flirting again😧 consider this my bday present to punz i guess happy bday buddy

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@Fragmented Dreams

Part One Is Here

Night had fallen, and Purpled had fallen asleep by the time the portal whooshed again. Punz was on his feet in less than a second, sword drawn. Micheal jumped from where he had been stoking the fire, sending an ember skittling across the floor. He picked it up and chucked it back in.

Punz looked down and kicked Purpled's leg. The shorter one yelped and fell out of the soft armchair, looking around wildy.

"Wassat? Whoosere?" Purpled hissed loudly. Punz sighed.

"I don't know. Stay here, I'm going to check." He crept to the door and looked out. "I see a person. It's not-I don't think it's Callahan-is it?" He flashed a torch in a certain pattern. A moment later, a slightly different pattern flashed back. Punz gave himself a small fist pump.

"It's him." Purpled shouldered his way past Punz and hollered out the door.

"HELLOOOOOOO WE ARE OVER HEEEERE!!!" Punz bonked his head.

"He can hear you fine when you're not screaming." Punz said, exasperated. Purpled looked chastised, and shut up. Punz squinted at Callahan's approaching figure. Micheal took out his journal.

What's wrong? He handed the notebook to Purpled, who read it over.

"He looks kinda different. Not sure how." He said quietly. Callahan was close now, and Punz gasped quietly.

"Oh." He said, hushed now. Callahan stood at the base of the house, waiting. Micheal then realised what everyone had been so affected by.

Callahan's headsticks were gone, and dark red blood ran in rivulets down his face, matting down his hair. He wiped some out of his eyes and held out a signed book to Punz.

"The server's not getting blown up?" Punz asked hesitantly. Callahan nodded, swaying slightly. Purpled grimaced at the blood staining his hoodie.

"Are you okay?" He asked. Callahan grinned widely, gave two thumbs-up, and collapsed. Punz yelped as the hybrid's head collided hard with the steps in front of the house. Purpled let out a (very manly) scream.

"Is he dead?!" He squawked. Micheal shook his head and stepped forwards, towards Callahan's motionless body. He bent down and felt for a pulse. The hybrid's heart fluttered under Micheal's hand like a trapped dove, missing a rhythm. Punz was staring, shocked.

"Is he alive, Micheal?" Micheal nodded and scooped the man up into his arms easily, hauling him up the steps and away from the house, towards the Greater SMP, Purpled and Punz following dumbly, Purpled now clutching the signed book. At some point during the journey, Callahan woke up, but didn't flail around, just stayed still, head leaning against Micheal's overalls, and breathed.

"Where are we going?" Punz asked in a whisper as the sun crested the horizon. Purpled had been thumbing through the signed book, mouthing words. Micheal didn't respond, just snorted and pointed towards a mountain face, soaring up into the sky. Purpled stared blankly at it for a second, then his eyes went wide.

"That's Sam's house! How did you find it?" He asked. Callahan stirred and tapped his head weakly, then Micheal's. I told him.

Punz flipped the lever, thoroughly confused, and the mountain opened into a cavernous entry hall. Purpled grinned wildly.

"I haven't been here in ages!" He bounced towards the chest, opening it and withdrawing a wooden sword. "This was mine!! I broke my arm with this!!" he was much too cheerful for the current situation, Micheal thought. Punz seemed to be thinking the same thing, because he wrestled the weapon out of Purpled's grip and chucked it to the other side of the room.

"Stay. Focused." He hissed. Purpled swallowed.

"Heh. Yeah. The uh, the helth pots are over here." he opened a cupboard. "Wrong one." He opened another. "Wrong one." He opened another. "Wro--" Punz grabbed his wrist.

"Where are the potions, Purpled?" He demanded. Purpled grinned weakly.

"He might have... um.... thrown them away? When we evacuated after Dream?" Purpled scrunched his eyes shut, waiting for Punz to yell. Instead, Punz just shut his eyes.

"How can we make more?" Punz asked. They began to argue. Micheal, still carrying Callahan, stepped over to what seemed to be a living room, and gently set down the hybrid on the couch, not letting anything touch his head. Callahan's breath hitched at being set down, and he curled in on himself, hands over his ears, eyes shut tight.

Micheal snorted at him roughly, and Callahan opened his eyes a bit. Micheal showed him the book.

I'm going to get a wet towel. Can you stay awake for now? was written on the page. Callahan took a minute to process it, then nodded slightly, managing a faint, unconvincing smile. Micheal took what he could get and hurried into the kitchen, where the two were still arguing.

"-don't know what you want from me, Punz!" Purpled said. Punz ran a hand down his face.

"I want you to help me make more potions!!" He cried. Purpled threw out his arms.

"WELL HERE I AM, INVENTORY-LESS, AND NO WAY TO GET TO THE NETHER." He yelled. Micheal stepped between them, writing down another message.

Is there a towel and a source of water here?

Purpled blinked. "Um, yeah. Out back. By the garden." Punz whirled to glare at him.

"Oh, so you know where the WATER is, huh? But not the BLAZE RODS?" He started. Purpled made a noise of anger.

"DO I LOOK LIKE I LIVE HERE??" He asked. Micheal left them to argue, not sure what to do about that specific problem. They weren't at risk of death. Probably. He got the towel and wet it with some slightly-less-than-clean water, but he hoped it would be okay. Hurrying back in, Punz and Purpled were silent, Purpled sitting slouched at the table, spinning an arrow in his hands, Punz rifling through the icebox, putting spoiled food after spoiled food into a composter.

Micheal hurried past the near physical block of angst radiating from both players, and made his way into the living room. Callahan had managed to sit up, gingerly pressing fingers against the wounds where his headsticks were. Micheal started to reach for his head with the towel, and Callahan's hand immediately wrapped around his wrist with a viselike grip. He realised a second later, and let go, rubbing his fist in a circle around his chest. Micheal snuffled and pressed the towel against the wound. Callahan's whole body tensed, and his mouth opened as if to scream, but no sound came out. He settled for digging his fingers into the wood table, eyes scrunched shut. Purpled ambled into the room as Micheal cleared away the blood and hair from the wounds, took one look at the mess, gagged, and left.

At some point in time, Punz had gone out to hunt, and a delicious smell came from the kitchen. Micheal stood up and wrote Are you hungry?, handing the book to Callahan. Callahan shrugged, gingerly feeling his temple, and stood up, almost face-planting but keeping steady.

The moment they stepped into the kitchen, Punz leapt on them, barking instructions.

"Callahan, go wash your hands, you're making the salad. Micheal, can you clean off some plates please? Purpled, get off your a*s and help me skin the rabbit." He busied himself with taking an absolutely massive meat cleaver and chopping the devil out of the carcass sitting on the stone butcher slab. Callahan finished by the sink and headed over to the icebox, poking his head in. He withdrew and tapped his fingers together once, then put all his fingers by his mouth. Punz sighed.

"I know there's no food." He said. Callahan raised his eyebrows and flicked out his hands by the wrist. Punz's eyes widened.

"I am not smart." he said matter-of-factly. Purpled laughed.

"Glad to know you've come to terms with it." Punz flicked a bit of entrail his way and turned back to Callahan. Micheal watched, amused, from the sink, still washing plates. It was relaxing, in a sense, being reintroduced to society this way.

"Will you go get some greens and stuff from the garden?" Punz asked. Purpled raised his hand like he was in a classroom. Punz groaned. "Yes, Purpled?"

"The garden is dead."

Callahan made two fists and pulled them back, then pointed at himself. Punz grinned a bit, turning to Purpled. "See? He's fine. Cut the rabbit, child."

"I'm not a child," Purpled grumbled, but did as he was told. This was nice, Micheal supposed. In a sort of twisted, fairytale-gone-wrong sort of way.

I did three characters rn

@Gacha xx Tuber

Technoblade saw Phil who was in house arrest. This filled Technoblade with more rage and grief against L’Manberg. After being put into a guillotine Tubbo gave a speech saying how Technoblade robbed their country. Suddenly, Punz jumped in to attack the Butcher Army, placing TNT around the podium. However, Quackity managed to pull the lever that would kill Technoblade. Suddenly Technoblade equipped a totem of undying and he survived the anvil’s fall and escaped. The Butcher Army was distracted by Punz and Dream saved Carl from the pit while Techno was being ‘executed’. Dream showed Techno a path that would lead to the final control room and that there were chests full of supplies before he left. Technoblade quickly hurried to the Final Control Room in which he found enchanted golden apples, his netherite pickaxe, and a full set of iron armor. Technoblade started mining a path for Carl, but before he could finish, he was interrupted by Quackity, who had pursued him into the tunnels.

Definitely not doin this shit again

@Exotic Wifi i have excepted you challenge of ‘you don’t have to do them all)

They are all complete.

I now have;

Tommy ,Tubbo, Wilbur, Ranboo, Karl, Antfrost, Jschlatt, Ghostbur, Ponk, Eret, Technoblade, BBH, Skeppy, Sapnap, Big Q, Punz, me, Dream, and gogy. I have a feeling I missed one or two on this list but yeah 😂

The blobs;

Tubbo

Ranboo

Gogy

Dream

Technoblade

Eret

Skeppy and Bbh :3

Ponk

Ghostbur

Big Q/Quackity

Wilbur

Tommy

Me :D

Sapnap

Karl

Punz

Jschlatt

Antfrost

@Gacha xx Tuber Ponk

@Exotic Wifi Ghostbur Tubbo Bbh Wilbur Tommy

@Batgirlbd426 Tommy Ranboo Ponk Wilbur Jschlatt Eret

@Sapnapwastaken Big Q Sapnap Bbh Techno Skeppy

@ObsessedWithTheRiordanverse Eret

Also I’m currently blasting Oblivion lolol help

Sleep is for the weak (jk I’m very tired help)