Technoblade

I am new here

A short get-to-know me is:

• My name is Spooky or Spoopy!

• My pronouns are he/it

• I am a huge dsmp fan

• My favorite streamer is/was techno, ranboo, Tommy, and schlatt

• I LOVE WRITING STORIES! (any requests??)

And yeah! here’s a picture of schlatt (heheheheheheh)

@Twoquill hey.. are you still alive bruv? It’s me Tommyinnit7 from years ago.

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Hehe.

Basically techno got cursed when in the nether. He got turned into a really big boar/hoglin thing. Phil has no clue and is confused why this overly large boar is following him like a child.

I made this, it is Techno as you can see

It was my first official art I drew of him (I was kinda basic back then-)

I’m working on making digital art and I know I have a drawing of Tommy but I can’t find the notebook

If I do I’ll show y’all :D

Also you can call me Ross (I need to change the user)

"But that’s all from me, thank you all for supporting my content over the years. If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to be Technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life.

“I hope you guys enjoyed my content and that I made some of you laugh. And I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives, because I love you guys. Technoblade out.”

This one's from technodad

"I'm like Philip II of Macedon. He was actually a really impressive person who did a lot of amazing things, and nobody ever remembers who he is... because he has a boy named Alexander"

For those of you who don't know. Technodad just compared Techno to Alexander The Great

Can we just take a moment to appreciate all the cool techno merch out there. Like the quote stickers and stuff.

"Second worst thing..."

"When God sends me to hell, I at least want him to hesitate"

"Hippity hoppity"

"Dance, Potatoe Boy, Dance"

Techno Hoodie =)

Hat =P

Quite possibly a bajillion stickers

Metal sign I could totally add to my wall

So long nerds hoodie

^The phrase "So long, nerds" makes me so sad T^T

Mug

^IDK why my mom cant get cool techno mugs instead of inspirational quotes

Thats all the merch I have to show y'all. I'm super bored tho so if anyone wants to hear about funny moments with my goofy guy friend who's always mistaken for my boyfriend, please ask. I have so many stories, so, so many funny stories I need to share with someone.

gonna have it for all of June but I might keep it idk

I also made a lil animation fnhdhd

https://youtu.be/hwuLaENi7ZU?si=U33EBw1krNWdNDZ2

#Technoblade25 :D

that in Techno's honor

i will create a hound army entirely of wild tamed Snowy Wolves

from L to R: Artemis, Polaris, Apollo (no tag yet,) Sirius (the very first!,) Arcturus, undecided (no tag yet)

trying to go for mostly star/moon-adjacent names.

I'm lucky that at least a third of my forest territory is the Grove variant because otherwise i'd be traveling ridiculously far for like. a one wolf yield every few hours. where my base is, i can get two a day if i'm lucky

oh and they'll all get armor

I remember when Tommy streamed on December 2023, showing Technodad around the server. At one point he asked Technodad if he can access his Minecraft account. Which Technodad is unsure and looking to figure it out. I hope he will since Technodad already has sole access to his Twitter and Youtube Account. I hope he does find a way. It would be cool what loot he had left on the Dream SMP though I don't know he even knows the server is still around since Sapnap and Swesamdude went exploring back in August.

Hehehehe I’m back

Guys

Yesterday (or the day before idk I have school off it feels like Saturday)

BBH was streaming QSMP right

And he completed this quest thing idk

And the chat message said "You didn't earn any credit because you're not streaming"

And he was just like "But I am streaming"

AND THAT GAVE THE VIBES OF THAT ONE TECHNO SCENE WHERE HE'S LIKE

"Error, you're not whitelisted. But- But I am whitelisted!"

SAME VIBES CHAT

SAME VIBES

Tommy posted these in on his Twitter <333

Also I did NOT know Techno lived in San Francisco what

@Starlightdragon321 you’d probably see this anyway but I think you’ll like this :>

And behold, the throne of a god

Apparently I have the same personality type as Technoblade

And my friend is Wilbur

P.S. does anyone know the site where you can find who's personality you match with I can't find the link

Add yours!!

Bolded are the ones I like the most lmfao

Totally didn't steal half of these from the wiki-

Technoblade, first and foremost

"Blood for the blood god!"

"The revolution waits for no man."

"You see, I was using an advanced strategy called 'lying'."

"If you wish to defeat me, train for another two hundred years!"

"I'm the second worse thing that happened to those orphans."

"Officer, I dropped kicked that child in self-defense."

"I had no expectations, and I still managed to be disappointed."

"Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter!"

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"Just killed a woman, feeling good."

"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing shit."

"I don't smoke, I just do lots and lots and lots of drugs."

"I don't want to die yet."

-TommyInnit

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"Uh, sharing food is how you die."

"I'm a quirked up white boy, with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style."

"Oh my God, is that a juiced up white boy getting it down sexual style?!"

"Tommy, women are temporary. Revolution is forever."

"I hereby declare... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYY!"

"If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent IS TALKING SHIT."

-Wilbur Soot

(you may be able to tell who my favorite is)

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"He's burning so hard in hell, the flames can't even go out with my piss!"

"You know what? Let's fucking find out, you son of a bitch!"

-Quackity

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"Because in the end... chaos wins!"

-Dream

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"They say I'm built different, and I am built different in the fact that I have no moral backbone."

"Oh, there I go, down to hell."

"Doomed are those who try to run, for it always catches up eventually."

"Maybe the way to stop history from repeating itself is to let it happen, because history is gonna repeat itself. There's nothing we can do - but what we can do is make slight differences so that there's a better outcome this time."

-Ranboo

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"Whichever side offers me more clout is the side I'm going on."

-Sapnap

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"I will become gambling!"

"For thousands of years I've been an observer, but now, bitch, I'm burger."

"I'm gonna dap you up, with a fucking sword!"

"I've been watching for a long time. One person lashes out and the other does until they're both gone. From what I've seen it feels like people won't stop taking that revenge. Is it ever worth it?"

-Slimecicle

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"Down with the revolution boys! It was never meant to be."

"You have been betrayed, I can help you!"

(reminds me of JD tbh [anyone get the reference?])

"Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it."

"This story isn't over, not if I have anything to say about it."

"I'm a strong, independent... whatever the fuck I am."

"History. A beautiful land. Things that once were. Things that could be. New beginnings, old stories. Leaders, lives... victories, losses, wars... and the future that it will hold... all in this little spank of land. This blocky world. This is our story. For the world to hear."

"You are an absolute monster."

-Eret

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"If I can't make people smile... I will make them cry..."

"At the start of the day, I wanted to say 'Let's start a new chapter,' but I don't think this one has ended."

-Fundy

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"Sometimes you can't expect forgiveness at all. You can't expect it to be your end goal. Your end goal should be to allow others to move on from the mistakes you made."

-Ph1LzA