Technoblade/SMP

The new one will probably be coloured…

Umm hi, its been so long Since I've been here, and especially with everything that's happened... man, I haven't been on here since Tecno died :/

But that's not what I wanted to say.

I wanted to know if anyone knows a Sleepy Bois Inc. fanfic that was very popular in 2021 on A03. If I'm not mistaken, it was about the boys living together in a cabin where Philza looked after them, and they had several adventures. If I'm not mistaken, the ending is between Philza and Tecno's separation (as friends or family) and the boys as adults. I'm not sure, but I think Sad-ist was inspired by that fic to make an animation. If anyone could tell me the name, I'd be very grateful. :3

@orphiceunoia-arrts is my tumbr, where i originally posted this

Is it self absorbed of me to have my own artwork as my wallpaper? Probably, but hey, it's Technoblade.

Edit: I am aware of the irony of reading a book called 'Protest and Democracy' with an anarchist as my desktop wallpaper.

Remember when Techoblade joked that his character was 'canonically three years old'? Well, I did some research and found that domestic pigs can live up to 10-15 years, potbellied pigs can live from 12-20 years, and wild boars can live 8-10.

What does this mean?

Doing some math and looking at developmental and social milestones of humans and pigs alike that I really don't feel like explaining here, and frankly doesn't matter too much. But the things you should know:

1 y/o pig = ~10-15 y/o human

2 y/o pig = ~16-20 y/o human

3 y/o pig = ~21-25 y/o human

4 y/o pig = ~26-35 y/o human

5 y/o pig = ~36-40 y/o human

10 y/o pig = ~65 y/o human

15 y/o pig = ~90 y/o human

So, Technoblade being an anthropromorphic pig that is canonically three years old would be at the same place mentally as a human in their early twenties. MEANING THAT THREE YEAR OLD TECHNOBLADE WORKS IN AND OUTSIDE OF CANON WITHOUT FUCKING THINGS UP.

I know the 'three year old' comment was a joke of Techo's part like 'haha the most dangerous person on the server is canonically a toddler', but it makes sense!

Cause I have an idea but I can’t draw for the life of me-

Basically it’s on a somewhat large hill, technoblade is standing in the middle, holding up a diamond axe, with his army of wolves extending to the sides and if you want backwards a bit. Or even just in a snowy flat place.

So, techno in the middle, holding a diamond axe, with his wolves surrounding him on the left, right and back. And if possible have them slightly behind him as well,

If you need inspiration for the wolf positioning, have a look at the formation birds fly in, and replace the front one with techno, the the others with his wolves

I also don’t know why I draw the way I do… i draw people’s bones then skin and then I add clothes. I refuse to draw genitalia though.

I also just graduated. Also progression of a single art piece

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

Do you all have a specific favourite design of Techno you like seeing in art, or is it like a case by case basis?

I personally like his more humanoid designs, usually with a mask, but that pig was so fun to draw! Bonus points is he’s smol

"Technoblade Never Dies!" was a fact Techno shared with us.

"Technoblade Never Dies!" is now a promise we as fans make to him.

There's supposed to be a lil animation I made of him, but it's not loading...

Ackk! I keep forgetting this is in my files!! There's more info under the images, please read

1. Rest in peace. Blood for the blood god. o7

2. Which thumbnail should I redraw next?

2.1 I am not going to redraw songs with the same character

Since I did Lonely King and Vibrant Eyes already, I will not do any songs that are centric to Ranboo, Quackity, or Technoblade before I get to other characters, for the sake of the others. So, yes this does mean that I will not do Injustice, Empty Pages, In My Head or Casino Royal for a while.

A couple of people have already seen this on the wings of fire wiki... but I'm proud of this, let me gloat

Also, this was a work in progress from the final. Amazing how different it looks with all the adequate lighting

Voices welcome me home/lyr

This is Techo’s totem, obviously. So it’s head is more pig shaped than Foolish-shaped.

Totem Headcanon: the person who obtains a totem starts to imprint on it over time. So its features overtime morph into a small representation of the wielded until the totem is used. Phil’s would obviously be a crow’s skull.

By technicality, ‘blood for the blood god’?

New fanart finally!

Closeup sketches further down the post

Technoblade (cool crown…)

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Ranboo

Still failing to draw a crown

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’Drista’ (with her brother supervising, obviously)

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BadBoyHalo (someone clearly swore, and he’s apologising for it!)

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Eret (still don’t know how to draw crowns) - pretty sure the ref I used is the profile for her channel…

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Fundy - this stream will never NOT be funny

@RiverTumbl you wanted to see more?

Makes the most majestic looking designs):

They’re Aroace):

tan human technoblade and slightly chubby piglin techno anyone??

*Love like you intensifies*

Probably not an original idea but

C!s, not CC!s, if that even needs to be said for stuff like this

TW blood mention I guess oh and also violence and talks of insanity

So you know how right after the Red Festival, when everyone is hanging around Pogtopia and Tommy's mad at Techno for killing Tubbo, Wilbur keeps trying to make everyone get angry and fight "for content"?

Well if it's content, it's for us, the viewers and chat, but chat in-universe can be a lot of things. Only one creator is well-known for having a violent chat that makes him do things, and that's Techno. We call his chat the Voices.

So perhaps, we can assume that Wilbur has HIS OWN Voices, but they aren't bloodthirsty (or not as much,) they're just sadistic, and that is arguably a lot worse. Whether or not they contributed to his downfall into obsession and insanity is a different matter.

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