I suppose you thought this story of mine was over...
It's only really just begun.
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Chapter 11
Journal log of; February 2nd
10:00; I came home from an expedition around this time, though not entirely exact. Phil is still away, off somewhere. He’s probably found himself a massive, time consuming personal project again. None of my business, as long as he minds the baby zombies.
14:00; After re-organizing my massive collection of loot chests, I decided to go out and do a perimeter check of my estate, since I’ve been gone for so long. It’s important to maintain order on one's land. Even if it’s populated by nothing but the hounds, they still need to know who’s boss around here.
14:45: It was around this time that I encountered a stranger near the edge of my territory. He or she was mining ice from a frozen pond. As I approached the trespasser, I noticed a smaller figure beside them. Children? No one ever said anything about what to do when a parent and their young child tresspasses on your turf.
15:15: At this point I moved close enough for the stranger to notice me. They stopped mining, and moved smoothly in front of the child. Their steps were so light, so precise, I swear they hardly left footprints in the snow. Frankly, I was a little jealous, because having hooves I can never achieve that flat-footed precision. They asked me what I wanted, rather rudely might I add, and the voice was masculine. The oddest thing about the voice was that I could swear I’d heard it somewhere before. And not just in passing, there was a familiarity in it, so much so that I could say with certainty I knew this person. I told him that he was the one trespassing on someone else’s land, my land, specifically, and he just huffed, and called me a hog. I found I couldn’t take offence, because that’s the truth of it, but wow, okay. Two can play at that game. One could, of course, argue that two could play many games, but then, there’s always solitaire. I often play solitaire when Phil is away and I grow tired of the potato farms. That’s rare though, so it’s not often.
I tell the stranger to reveal his identity, because again, I swear I know him...
Low and behold, it’s TommyInnit.
Now, by now even I, a deranged, highly functioning sociopath hermit by modern society’s standards, had heard he’d died, so this was a shock to me. Not that much though, considering this child is like a cockroach, and everything on this earth could die and the cockroach would remain.
That didn’t explain the smaller, less loudmouthed child, though.
I asked him who the younger child was, and Tommy just grunted that he was a tagalong. I realized, then, why I had had a difficult time recognizing Tommy’s voice. He sounded… Almost Piglen-ish. This was confirmed in my mind as Tommy gave the small child instructions. The language he used seemed like a combination of broken slurred Piglen tongue, and equally as broken English. It was so bad I could only make out one word; ‘Portal’. As soon as he’s finished speaking, the little child runs off. It’s momentum brings the hood of it’s thick cloak down, and I make it out as a baby zombie Piglen before it disappears into the trees. That’s when I realize, say, Ranboo had been asking about a baby zombie Piglen a while back. Coincidence? Most definitely.
16:00; By now I’ve returned home, after deciding that I’d let Tommy off with a warning. And by that, I mean he wouldn’t stop insulting me in broken English till I left. So I did, because he hasn’t changed a bit.
His English was always fairly terrible.
Entry #38
It’s been almost 8 sleeping cycles since I last wrote.
I saw Techno today, the damn pig. It’s not really a shock, because I was mining ice for my lava fortress, because Piglet may like the heat, but I’ll roast to death, even being as down here as long as I have. Fire-resistance stops the heat from actually killing you, not every other form of heatstroke. I’ve collapsed down there a few times, let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty. Anyway, I don’t dare go anywhere near Snowchester, not after what happened.
The stupid hog asked me about Piglet, and I told him very nicely to go fuck himself. After calling him a bunch of names and telling Piglet to run home in case things got nasty.
I’m excited to move down under the lava, even if it’s probably going to send me to an early grave. Not like I care, I’m living life for a good time, not a long time. Once Piglet can defend himself, I won’t have to worry about my own self nearly as much.
- Tommy
Entry #39
We’re found