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I saw someone who I believe was pretending to be techno? There were other people in the lobby pretending to be other members but I’m not sure how to feel.

I’ll be changing Philza’s age. When I first made this AU I thought it would be funny if everyone called him old even thought he’s in his 20’s, but the age won’t make sense with the “lore” I’m planning of this AU. I’ll probably change it to his 40’s.

Second, I plan on adding more Minecraft YouTubers, who would you like to see added?

YESSS ITS BACK. After months of hiatus (due to me leaving the fandom) I have returned with this story. It’s the only one that I am going to continue because I actually really love it.

Welcome to the Ask Orphanage AU. This is an MCYT AU (mostly DSMP) where the characters all live in an orphanage run by Philza. You can ask them questions about their life in an orphanage. Also, this is an AU, personalities will be different.

Age Chart:

22: Philza.

15: Techno, Puffy.

14: Sam, Dream, Wilbur, Schlatt.

13: George, Sapnap, Bad, Alyssa, Minx, Zelk, F1nnster, Foolish, Hannah, Ponk, Punz, Connor.

12: Skeppy, Niki, Vurb, Spifey, Ant, Eret, Quackity.

11: Callahan, Jack, Mega, Karl, Slimesicle.

10: Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy, Ranboo, Purpled.

So, ask away! Reply if you want to be pinged as well.

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Everyone, have you guys done any plays?

Ranboo, what color is your blood?

Everyone, whats everyone's favorite book?

Everyone, of you had a superpower which would you want?

Everyone, what are you guys interested in? Is there anything you love researching about?

Phil, what do they get up to other than Minecraft?

Phil,On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least chaotic and 10 being the most chaotic, how chaotic is each person? (Chiguira)

Philza: They’ve done stuff like school plays, some of them are surprisingly good actors.

Ranboo: Red, I think. It WAS. I haven’t bled since the ‘Lab Incident’ so I don’t know if it’s changed??

Tommy: I would have the power to fly.

Wilbur: That’s so boring. I would have the power to explode items with a simple touch of my finger.

Philza: Get out of my house.

Sam: Prison Sentences. I think it’s interesting how long you go to prison for certain crimes. Plus, if anyone here tries to commit a crime, I’ll tell them the jail time and they’ll probably stop.

Philza: I mean, other than video games, baking is a popular free time choice. Good thing I get cake mix because if they made it from scratch it would probably be awful. Also, on average this orphanage is a 7/10 on chaotic..ness.

Callahan , are you aware that everything you know is a l i e

Same question to george (Axolotey)

Callahan: 😔

George: 😔

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Philza: Dream’s been gone all day and it’s almost night (yes it’s only been that long in this AU) If he’s not back by nighttime I’m calling the police.

Tubbo: Ranboo, can we tell him where Dream is?

Ranboo: Alright, alright, fine. PHILLLLL WE KNOW WHERE DREAM IS

Philza: Where?

Tubbo: Directly out back in the woods, there’s a cave. He’s probably there.

Philza: Okay, thank you two!

…..

Ranboo: He left the house and didn’t establish who’s in charge? Oh boy..

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I’m probably watching pink

I’ve lost count lol

He’s just a distraction. He’s keeping you from us.

But I hang out with you guys all the time!

Fine, but he’s keeping you from me.

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You don’t need him

But, I do!

Do you really?

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Make your choice

“Hi, Ant.” Puffy said nervously. Ant didn’t seem to have noticed that she just took Velvet’s stuff from their house. “Don’t avoid my question, where are you going?” Ant asked. “Nowhere, nowhere.” Puffy replied. “Where’s Velvet, he was with you, right? You better not had done anything to him.” Ant said, pulling out his sword. Puffy was confused. She thought Ant only cared about that stupid egg. Did Ant still care about Velvet? Puffy didn’t know the Eggpire members were capable of caring anymore.

Maybe, they were still in there somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, she could solve this without hurting people she knew deep down she considered her friends. Puffy then remembered Velvet. She turned and ran to her base.

“Hey! Get back here!”

Puffy forgot about Ant. She couldn’t lead him to where she was living. So, she did the first thing she could think of to throw him off.

She took out her bow and shot Ant in the chest.

She had only just realized what she did when she saw Ant fall to the ground in pain. “Sorry, Ant! I promise this is for a good reason!” She shouted as she continued to run to her base. After a few minutes, she had arrived. She broke the dirt door and placed it back once she got in. “Sorry for taking so long, I ran into-“ Puffy said. She turned to look at Velvet, immediately dropping the items she held at the sight of him.