All posts by Batgirlbd426

This is my last post.

I came up with the "Karl is the last of his kind headcanon". I'm, well, as you could say, disowning it. Any of yall can throw it in your PI with no creds and I won't care.

Not many of you knew who I was. Hell, I don't know a lot of people who are here currently. I had some people who I recognize from my time when I was more active. I remember the mods @Percyjacksonlover9729 and @NoodleNotFound. Noodle especially. Out of all the other people I know 100% that are still here, I remember one. @Gacha xx Tuber. I'm not sure WHY I remember these three specific people out of all those I interacted with.

I joined in a rather peaceful time in the Dream SMP. June 11, 2022 was the day of my first post. It was the intro to a dumb fanfiction that never went anywhere and had nothing good about it.

I wrote fanfiction and did crackposts. Two that stick out for me were A Crimson Crow, an Eggza fic and the only fully published fic I've ever written. The other was one called Long Live the King. Two words: Villain Tubbo. I finished it, but never published anything beyond chapter 4/5, yet capped it at 14 chapters, split (unevenly) into 3 parts. It got a real plot and an ending, but I never published it.

It was the Wilbur drama that tipped it for me. It was Wilbur gender envy that made me stop denying and admit I'm trans. The Dream discourse and Techno's death pushed things, but it was what's going on with Wilbur was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Maybe I'll see someone I recognize on here in a different wiki. You can find me on the Narutopedia, Phasmopedia, Cult of the Lamb wiki, Danganronpa Wiki, and a few others. Those three are off the top of my head.

Goodbye.

Ummmm how do i start this off

Social anxiety.

I use xe/it but that might change

Yall can call me Batgirl or Rowan. the last one prefered.

I like Philza and simp for Eret.

i have a tumblr of the same name that i never go on ever but sometimes shitpost on

Bigfoot and rain country over here. we also have trees.

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What else is important?

I like writing fanfiction.

I cannot draw for the life of me.

Naruto shitpost aus on Tumblr go burrr

I created (as far as i know) the "karl is the last of his kind" headcanon but I've kinda abandoned that. Yall can claim it.

Any headcanons i post are liable to yoink with credits.

That's all i can think of.

I was on here some five years ago where i continusly posted.

Some of yall might remember me.

Will of the bur edition

• He... uh how do you spell it? that hobby with needles and yarn but it's not knitting... Like you have a rack and loops... WHY CAN'T I SPELL IT IT JUST GOT INTO IT!

• This man is BLIND without his glasses.

• Surprisingly tall for a child of Philza Minecraft.

• Hates anything chocolate

• Sucks at card games.

• Everyone who's ever had romantic interests in him has been obsessed with his fluffy hair.

• Sleep? What is that?

• He's the one I mentioned that can speak a broken version of XD's native language, as the language isn't godly, just really old. He picked up words from Old Man Philza when growing up.

• Watches horror movies and horror movies only.

• Very knowledgeable in poetic form.

• The only magic thing he can do is a result of being the child of a goddess and a demigod. His voice is pretty much magical, so people tend to respect him better. Also makes for some very enchanting musical performances. Literately.

• So yeah he's a D&D 5e bard.

• Motion sickness. The train ride out of limbo was a hell in itself.

• DreamXD looks different depending on who's looking at them. Well, mainly they show the observer what they want to see in them. That's why Techno just saw some guy indistingushable from Dream, and why Foolish saw an almighty god in robes.

• Nobody knows what XD actually looks like other than Dream. Interestingly, not even XD themself knows. If they look in a mirror, they just see a random version of themself that somebody in the SMP sees. It bothers them to no end.

• HOWEVER: As I mentioned, Dream knows. But he's a prick and refuses to tell people. Slime also knows, but because he just sees them as incredibly accurate to their actual appearance.

• XD is, as a god with an unknown true form, genderless. Most people perceive them as male, due to their connection with Dream, but their true gender is unknown. They do know they prefer non-gendered and masculine pronouns and appearances over feminine ones.

• Well, he has minor hints to what they might TRULY look like.

• Might be humanoid, definitely not a permanent form (they will literally melt into a puddle if they get embarrassed), any food eaten just kinda gets absorbed, etc.

• Yes, I just implied XD's true form is a slime.

• As for who the former time traveler is? XD himself. A VERY long time ago, XD was in the same position as Karl. However, their choice between the The Inbetween and The Other Side, forced them to take the position of a god.

• As far as they know, they didn't lie to Karl about the former time traveler. They have no memory of their life before ascension. Nothing but small fragments of a broken childhood, and the small, faint bits of familiarity with things in the human world.

• They're pretty much a mortal in all sense of mind, but not in body.

• They don't know what green is because they're not very fluent in the language the SMP uses. Only two others on the sever can speak it, and only one of them can speak it fluently. The other only knows how to cuss.

• Colorblind. Not a god thing, stuff like that are kept when people ascend to godhood.

• Has no idea what they're meant to be doing as a god but is trying anyway.

• Discovered the hard way that being a god doesn't mean your crappy vision goes away!

• Dream, XD, and Drista are not related. Dream and Drista are, and XD doesn't know why people put them so similar to Dream in appearance

• They don't like fruit.

• TBH this guy is probably autistic.

• Acts all nice and amazing in public but is screaming into the couch cushions in private.

I love this version of XD. Just a chaotic little slime guy who, despite doing it for hundreds upon thousands of years, has no idea how to god, even less on how to mortal.

Reminder that all headcanons can be yoinked with credits