All posts by DNFIsNoyade

When you think of L (Death Note), which SMP character does he remind you of?

In the song Mask, I'm sure you remember the lyrics "They think that I need glasses". Does that mean that Dreamy wears glasses? If so, then h e l l y e s .

Now, say hello to my-

Input: Hi. I'm Tubbo.

Output: Hi. I'm Tubbo. I'm a member of a team known as the Alpha Team. There's me, my friend Mark, and my other friend Rick. We're all nerds, with a passion for Pokémon and Halo. We're just the best team around, and we've been training together for months now.

Our manager, Lori, has just been assigned to another project, so she assigned us to find and recruit new members to the team.

We know you're the best, and we want you on our team. If you're interested, you should stop by the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. HQ in the Slonim Forest in Ukraine.

Also, you should probably get a weapon and a disguise. Don't worry, you'll get the weapons and a disguise.

I... I have a few questions.

What's the Alpha Team? Who's Mark? Who's Rick? Who's Lori? What projects? How are we the best? What the hell is S.T.A.L.K.E.R HQ? Is Slonim Forest even real? What is our disguise?

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Lyric to Your New Boyfriend:

"Yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared)

The one who took you away from me

You hit it off instantly,

I know 'cause you won't stop telling me!"

What if Wil is singing about losing Philza? You might call me crazy at first, but what if I told you that Jared's full name is Jared West, also known as McYum! McYum took Phil away from Wilbur! Case closed!