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Tommy:”If you touch my monster truck I’ll fucking bite you on your arm!”

Wilbur:”Patricia! Daddy want the big breakfast!”

Tommy:”I am a little shit! The type of kid you’d like to hit! But that’s illegal so you’re have to settle for me getting hit by my mum in a crowded supermarket!”

Tubbo:”I brought you a dead mouse!”

Ranboo:”Aww, how sweet!”

Tubbo:”I wanna taste your face!”

Ranboo:”What was that?”

Tubbo:”Meow!”

Niki:”Where’s my phone?”

Tommy:”Have you checked up your butthole?”

Philza:”I lost my loan...”

Tommy:”Have you checked up your butthole?”

Wilbur:”Im losing my patience!”

Tommy:”Check your anus!”

Techno:”Wheres your pass?”

Tommy:”I think it’s stuck up your arse!”

Jokes aside go listen to Tom Cardy he’s a great singer

Tommy as Gregory

Wilbur as Glamrock Freddy

Niki as Glamrock Chica

Hannah as Roxy

Puffy as Vanessa

Dream as Vanny

Ranboo as Sundrop

Enderwalk Ranboo as Moondrop

Technoblade as Monty

Sam Nook as Map Bot

Tubbo as DJ Man

Tell me who I missed and who they should be lol

AND ITLL BE FROM HIS POV

AAAAAAAAAAA

It was midnight

They were awake

They were hungry

They wanted to eat

And there was only one thing that would satisfy that need

The creature headed off, walking into the woods, searching for a victim

They didn’t have to search for long

Two young boys were sitting on a bench nearby. They were deep in conversation. They could care less about what the boys were talking about. They just wanted to eat. Finally, one of the boys said “I’m gonna get a drink, stay here Skeppy”. The boys stood up and walked away. Perfect

They approached the bench, humming quietly

It was working

The boy on the bench stood up, as if in a trance, and went to investigate. They walked backwards, luring the boy into the woods

Deeper

And deeper

And deeper

And deeper

Until no one could ever find them

Ever

BREAKING NEWS

14 YEAR OLD SKEPPY JOHNSON HAS BEEN REPORTED MISSING. THE LAST SIGHTING OF HIM WAS WITH HIS BOYFRIEND IN GLEN PARK. THE AUTHORITIES ARE SEARCHING, SO IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING THAT COULD BE USEFUL, PLEASE CALL 911 RIGHT AWAY

Pings

@An Unnecessary Bayleaf

@Colbaltz

@I like mcyt

@Ghostifysleeps

“Hey Tubbo!” Tommy called. The other other young boy looked up “What’s up Tom?” He said. “I’m gonna go to the arcade with Ranboo tonight, ok?” He said. Tubbo nodded “Thats fine with me, have fun!” He called

Tommy pushed open the door to the arcade, no one was there. Strange, Ranboo should be here by now. Tommy walked around for a while and tried to find him, but no one was there. Tommy gave up and was heading over to the arcade machines when something hard hit him on the back of the head. Tommy yelled and fell forward. He whipped around as a fist struck his face. Ranboo’s fist. “What the hell?!” He shouted. Another punch landed. Ranboo wasn’t playing. Tommy jumped up and slapped Ranboo, and soon they were full on fighting, their blows were merciless, their eyes determined. After one hit too many, Ranboo had tried to flee, but Tommy ran after him. Into the kitchen they went, Ranboo was cornered and Tommy went for him, throwing another punch. “You piece of shit Ranboo!” He yelled as he threw his fist forward. The words seemed to have an effect on Ranboo, because his pupils dilated, he began to shake, he grabbed a knife

And stabbed Tommy in the chest