• Before C!SchJeremy(Schlatt if you're dumb) ever goes to harass people or just start some random chaos off-screen most likely, he eats an apple as good luck.

• Before the battle of the War of the Burning Eiffel Tower. C!Techno(Or IRL!Techno, your choice) Did say he was having a good sleep. Knowing him he would probably be too lazy to put on his cape and normal attire during a fight, so he's just running around in (probably) a bathrobe with potatoes scattered around it with some piggy slippers.

• Upon returning to Utah, C!Wilbur went to check out the old gas station he use to work at, which was going to be rebuilt due to sanitation and poor working conditions.

• C!Wilbur has perfected the Brit accent that it's become apart of him.(Most likely actually canon)

• Another thing about Wilbur that isn't really a headcanon, If Wilbur(IRL to be specific) is 27 and he's been working at the gas station for 16 years. He started working there since he was 11... Now I'm assuming he didn't think that one through or it was intentional somehow.

• Sam Nook survived the Nuke, he got married to the Samsung Fridge since she got dumped by Phil since Kristin returned. They ended up adopting a toaster that was modified to communicate via a screen and text to speech.

CHARACTER HEADCANONS I HATEEEE

• “c!tubbo takes care of michael while c!ranboo is out doing work (or something” THIS IS SO WRONG??? ITS OBVIOUSLY THE OPPOSITE

• ”c!george is aroace” canonically this wouldn’t make sense 🤨🤨 clearly his twink ass had feelings for c!dream; like i already know he was bawling when c!dream went to jail

• ANY HEADCANON THAT MAKES CHARACTERS SEEM “BABY” IS UNVALID FUCK YOU 🔊🔊🔊

• any headcanon that makes c!quackity the malewife in c!tntduo. he is the girlboss, not the malewife ARGUE WITH THE WALL

• i will not accept dreamxd being JUST a human-looking god.

• ORIGINAL rät by penelope scott being paired with c!tommy (very very self explanatory)

• c!phil being anything but straight, ARGUE WITH THE WALL

• “c!techno was in a relationship with _____” LOUD WRONG BUZZER 🚫🚫🚫🚫

• c!schit supporting lgbt

• any hc that romanticizes c!puffy

For the c! characters

And ofc some of these are canon but-

Idk just small notes

Techno: aroace bisexual - intersex (piglin genetics) - furry - piglin hybrid

George: aroace gay - mushroom hybrid

Tommy: pan - therian

Ranboo: gay - enderman hybrid - demiboy

Phil: bisexual - avian (crow)

Dream: bisexual - intersex (blob genetics) - blob hybrid

Kristen: straight - goddess

Tubbo: gay - goat hybrid

Quackity: bisexual - avian (golden duck)

Shlatt: Aromantic pansexual - Goat hybrid

Bad: gay - hell demon from the lust ring

Sapnap: bisexual - netherborn - blaze hybrid

Nikki: lesbian - Fish hybrid

But i'm saying them AGAIN!!!!

These are all c! characters ofc

And there's a lot of techno

A LOT

-techno is aroace, but has been in quite a lot of platonic relationships

-all of quackity's relationships (shlatt, karl, sapnap, wilbur) failed, and he tried to date Techno, and techno was kinda like "what? okay." and then acted the exact same to him, so quackity threw a fit and left, and techno just went "what? okay."

-techno found steve when they were both basically toddlers, thought steve was a dog and not a bear, and phil just didn't tell him

-Edward and Techno were actually good friends when other people weren't around, and she'd cook dinners and things when techno was too tired.

-techno is canonically a furry, and has a fursuit in his closet

-techno has a tail, even though he told people he cut it off, and is so adept with it that he can use it to catch an arrow flying at him from miles away.

-techno has the most stylish outfits in the entire smp, but he never really wears them

-in his will, he said that tommy should get his cape, Dream should get his crown, Phil should get his earring, quackity gets his pickaxe, and ranboo gets all his outfits, and ranboo's current outfit is rumored to possibly be an edited version of one of techno's.

-squidkid also owns his potato farm, but he sells all the potatoes under techno's name and brand.

Inspired by @Starlightdragon321 :P

Yes, these are barrow-able. Yes, you must give creds

Niki did tarot. Which is why she had all three lives throughout her life in the SMP. She simply survived from spells, witchcraft, manifestation, etc. There were often spells in her baking as well, which somewhat depended on how she was feeling

Hannah's arms grew vines when she was nervous. Since thorns grew with vines and roses, Hannah xx Rose's arms would often ache with pain when the thorns grew, causing her to horridly be in pain for as long as she was feeling anxious.

Thats it

For right now

Hey there! I'm Pura, just in case you haven't seen me die in an rp, and welcome back to Pura Posts Once Every Month or So!

Today I have a question for the fandomers out there. Do 🫵you🫵 have a sona? DSMP or otherwise? I know I do.

So, hypothetically, if your sona got sucked into silly block game and made to mine diamonds just to stand a fraction of a chance for survival, what are your headcanons?

Mine are, not in any particular order,

• Eats copper. Om nom nom. Also NEEDS to have it. It's a must.

• Will not allow any living breathing animal within 50 ft of her house. To the campfire it goes. Meat for the Meat God.

• Sees the world differently (I always use my favorite texture pack teehee)

• Has an instinctual desire to be in caves. Must mine. Always.

• Can only sleep on moss

• Has to fall to wake up. Can't otherwise.

• It's Tuesday, which means Pura gets to fish in the ocean. It is her favorite activity.

• Likes beekeeping.

• Can run for 3 days straight without stopping, through the nether, with no armor. (I did this once. It was a life-or-item-despawning-emergency.)

• Horn go doo do do doooooooo (favorite item)

• Favorite flower is dandelions

If you have any headcanons, tell me about them! I like them :)

And yes all my posts will be structured like this from now on enjoy

• Ghostbur, Glatt, & Ghostboo, like most ghosts, can all increase Electromagnetic field detection by just existing

• Ghostbur likes playing with typical ghost equipment

• He especially thinks light-up things like cat toys & REM-pods are cool

• He can’t speak full sentences to other people on radio (MC chat) & it normally comes out sounding similar to Spirit Boxes.

• Ghostbur, if he was theoretically real, would be a friendly “protector ghost”. He’d also communicate mainly via flashlights & those yes-or-no box thingies.

• Glatt can become one of those shadow-people that some people see in haunted areas

• He is most like “actual” ghosts (ie can’t be seen normally, communicates through touching equipment, etc)

• He can also make his voice sound deep & demonic on spirit boxes

• Ghostboo, on theoretical real life, would be a ghost who communicates solely in knocks.

• He also accepts sort of offerings

This was brought to you by Gacha’s obsession with paranormal things

I've probably said this before but

When techno was little, he found Steve, abandoned an alone, a polar bear cub, and got attatched to him

And then once phil realized that techno had befriended a polar bear cub, he couldn't get rid of steve, as techno was too attatched

So they quite literally grew up together

Will of the bur edition

• He... uh how do you spell it? that hobby with needles and yarn but it's not knitting... Like you have a rack and loops... WHY CAN'T I SPELL IT IT JUST GOT INTO IT!

• This man is BLIND without his glasses.

• Surprisingly tall for a child of Philza Minecraft.

• Hates anything chocolate

• Sucks at card games.

• Everyone who's ever had romantic interests in him has been obsessed with his fluffy hair.

• Sleep? What is that?

• He's the one I mentioned that can speak a broken version of XD's native language, as the language isn't godly, just really old. He picked up words from Old Man Philza when growing up.

• Watches horror movies and horror movies only.

• Very knowledgeable in poetic form.

• The only magic thing he can do is a result of being the child of a goddess and a demigod. His voice is pretty much magical, so people tend to respect him better. Also makes for some very enchanting musical performances. Literately.

• So yeah he's a D&D 5e bard.

• Motion sickness. The train ride out of limbo was a hell in itself.

Anyway, i was thinking about cancer n shit because techno stan and all that, and i remembered, cancer tumors can grow eyes, teeth, and maybe even hair, and in general tumors are like... egh.

And then i thought back to my personal headcannon of the voices, which is a shadowy creature with a lot of eyes and teeth, that can turn into any form they want. and so BAM! au idea/headcannon made.

Basically, the Voices are a parasite, really, created by who knows what. they feed off of people's souls, until they're reduced to a husk of a body.

They found techno, saw his potential, and latched onto him. they make him do violent things, and while doing that, they suck the life force out of him. then, once he died, they left and moved on to another lifeform. (in my au, chayanne, but this is the dsmp wiki, not the qsmp wiki, and i barely know anything about the qsmp anyway-) then, the cycle repeats, over and over again.

That's pretty much it.

• DreamXD looks different depending on who's looking at them. Well, mainly they show the observer what they want to see in them. That's why Techno just saw some guy indistingushable from Dream, and why Foolish saw an almighty god in robes.

• Nobody knows what XD actually looks like other than Dream. Interestingly, not even XD themself knows. If they look in a mirror, they just see a random version of themself that somebody in the SMP sees. It bothers them to no end.

• HOWEVER: As I mentioned, Dream knows. But he's a prick and refuses to tell people. Slime also knows, but because he just sees them as incredibly accurate to their actual appearance.

• XD is, as a god with an unknown true form, genderless. Most people perceive them as male, due to their connection with Dream, but their true gender is unknown. They do know they prefer non-gendered and masculine pronouns and appearances over feminine ones.

• Well, he has minor hints to what they might TRULY look like.

• Might be humanoid, definitely not a permanent form (they will literally melt into a puddle if they get embarrassed), any food eaten just kinda gets absorbed, etc.

• Yes, I just implied XD's true form is a slime.

• As for who the former time traveler is? XD himself. A VERY long time ago, XD was in the same position as Karl. However, their choice between the The Inbetween and The Other Side, forced them to take the position of a god.

• As far as they know, they didn't lie to Karl about the former time traveler. They have no memory of their life before ascension. Nothing but small fragments of a broken childhood, and the small, faint bits of familiarity with things in the human world.

• They're pretty much a mortal in all sense of mind, but not in body.

• They don't know what green is because they're not very fluent in the language the SMP uses. Only two others on the sever can speak it, and only one of them can speak it fluently. The other only knows how to cuss.

• Colorblind. Not a god thing, stuff like that are kept when people ascend to godhood.

• Has no idea what they're meant to be doing as a god but is trying anyway.

• Discovered the hard way that being a god doesn't mean your crappy vision goes away!

• Dream, XD, and Drista are not related. Dream and Drista are, and XD doesn't know why people put them so similar to Dream in appearance

• They don't like fruit.

• TBH this guy is probably autistic.

• Acts all nice and amazing in public but is screaming into the couch cushions in private.

I love this version of XD. Just a chaotic little slime guy who, despite doing it for hundreds upon thousands of years, has no idea how to god, even less on how to mortal.

Reminder that all headcanons can be yoinked with credits

Ghostbur ( my beloved ) : Dance of the corpes ( Kikuo )

Revivebur : My songs know what you did in the dark ( Fall out boy ) DEATH ( Melanie martinez )

L'manburg army : The Phoenix ( Fallout boy )

Technoblade : Centuries ( Fallout Boy )

Tommy : The principal ( Melanie martinez )

Ranboo : VOID ( melanie martinez )

Dream : Happy face ( Jaguar twin )

ITS C!QUACKITY

LISTEN TO THE SONG THEN LOOK UP THE LYRIC MEANING THEN LISTEN TO IT AGAIN 🗣️🗣️☝️☝️

GUYS I AM A GENIUS

DNF

Tomz : I still ship Dream with eternal loneliness and suffering. Sooo... ( 1/10 )

Muffin : Dream already said he was uncomfy w/ this ship but its still cute! ( 5/10

Karlnapity

Tomz : Didn´t Karl forget about Quack... Whatever. ( 8/10 )

Muffin : Gonna have to ditto Tommy on that. ( 8/10 )

Wilbur x Ranboo

Tomz : What. ( 3/10 )

Muffin : I kinda see it.. ( 2/10 )

BBH x Quackity

Tomz : why..? ( 5.1/10 )

Muffin : I like it. :) ( 8/10 )

( @Gacha xx Tuber )

DISCLAIMER: this is strictly platonic cuddling.

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Wilbur: the average quirked up white boy cuddle

Tommy: he doesn't cuddle. he kicks you off the bed, along with all the covers.

Phil: he wraps you up in his wings n is a warm father figure

Ranboo: one of their arms is across your chest, and the rest of their body is twisted in a weird position

Techno: either he's 5 ft away from you on the bed, or he'll suffocate you by cuddling you. depends on who you are.

Dream: he's extra cuddly because he's touch deprived and sad

Sapnap: you cannot sleep next to this heat generator otherwise you will wake up in a puddle of sweat

George: he's fast asleep and has no idea you're there.

Slimecicle: ...goopy...cuddle...

Quackity: he smells like los drogas but he's really thin and bony in a way that's easy to cuddle

these are made with logic so no "techno reviving" stuff

ordered most expected to least expected

• dream will release a lot of videos but as well as get into some more controversies

• dtk re-meet up

• tommyinnit vlog with molly

• dream revamps his whole twitter

• usmp streams

• george posts on his yt for once

• ranboo buys more rainbow check marks on his tumblr

• ranboo hints at genloss2 a LOT by posting references and quotes before announcing when its gonna be in the works

• dnf stream

• molly posts on her socials for once

lmk ur predcitions!!! happy new year xx

As soon as Tommy died his final time (as in during his 2nd Exile), Ghostbur heard a faint train noise, followed by a feeling of excitement, then disappointment a few moments afterwards. He thought these were just hallucinations. In reality, it was what Deadbur heard & felt as the train approached dropped off someone who (he thought) he didn’t know, & left, leaving him feeling just as stranded as he was before.

Here’s a drawing of AU Wilbur’s wings when he’s like, 8-9.

The start of his back pain fr. They end up really big by the time he’s an adult, so much so he can’t use them.

In this picture they are in really good condition due to the fact that Phil helps him preen them n stuff.

Im tired so have notes.

Notes

• When he’s a baby he had to have them tied together. Due to the fact that they would trip him or annoy him.

• Despite what non avians think, having bigger wings ISN’T cool. If they get too big it can cause back issues, and be tiring to carry around. Depression can be caused due to the fact that they weigh so much. They can even be unusable.

• His wings are big due to a defect or something. It’s only Wilbur that struggles with this defect.

• Sleeping is annoying

• He bumps into people with these guys, and it’s painful.

Uhhhh that’s it for now

Me headcannoning that Dream's Caedromantic: (i don't have a funny image to put here, but-)

Hum dum de dum