(These are all character-related)

Ranboo

• quoiromantic, asexual, demi-boy, he/they

• half enderman, unidentified half is a form of albinism/vitiligo + heterochromia

• has a lot of cat-like traits (purring when happy, hissing when scared/annoyed, etc)

• knows how to crochet

• can't blink (pupils dilate to compensate, similar to a cat’s eyes)

• mildly allergic to bees

• sensitive to loud noises/yelling

Fundy

• bisexual, trans masc, he/him

• fox hybrid (fox ears, tail)

• poliosis (like cc)

• sleeps curled up, sometimes with his tail over his nose (similar to a fox)

• likes climbing trees (similar to gray foxes)

• more alert/awake during night hours

• (possibly) slightly nocturnal

• sensitive ears

Wilbur

• bisexual, male, he/him

• avian hybrid

• collects shiny trinkets (like a magpie)

• gives gifts to people he likes (like a crow)

• horrible eyesight (he cant see SHIT without his glasses)

What are yours?

Like I'd fr sit here for an hour and a half reading ur hcs

Drop a paragraph if you feel like it

I love hcs >:)

got three hours of sleep so sorry for any spelling or grammar errors. all that follows is just my own headcanon.

prime - it's unclear what category she'd be under, mostly because no one is sure how much power she holds.

omnipotents/cores - major gods, usually at the head of a pantheon. this would be entities such as dreamxd. usually just referred to as higher deities. in spite of their title of omnipotent, they do have minor limits and can be subdued, though it's an incredibly difficult task to do so.

secondary cores - similar to omnipotents in terms of power, but serve under a core and are forced to obey them, limiting their power. this would be where mumza falls.

outer cores - secondary cores without the connection to an omnipotent. technically speaking, this would be where both herobrine (you forgot he was canon, didn't you?) and the egg go.

minor gods - don't have the access to the heavens other gods have, nor are they as strong. powers here would mostly be in terms of insane physical ability and vague mystic/otherworldly connections. most important note here is that their titles and immortality are transferable. for an example, technoblade became the blood god after killing the previous holder of said title, becoming the blood god himself and gaining those powers.

immortals - similar to minor gods, but were born naturally with eternal life. titles are not transferable. this would be eret's position, along with those like her.

the chosen few - also known as angels, these are mortals that have been chosen by gods to become immortal, usually being blessed in some specific way (think phil's wings). in addition to phil, foolish would technically be under this banner, though he's of a far higher ranking than any other chosen. if we squint, fundy might be a lesser chosen, which i may or may not elaborate on. we'll see. immortals and a few minor deities can qualify for this ranking.

*NOTE: though these are all individual and nuanced terms, no one really uses them on the dsmp. if you're an immortal, you're a god. if you're a core, you're a god. rarely would you see someone refer to xd as an omnipotent, or foolish as a chosen.

might make a p2 one day but that's it for now o/

Okay so imagine he walks around with his big ass trenchcoat pretending it's a cape and he acts like Batman

And everyone else is soo fucking sick of it but he gets really into the bits

After he got revived and he goes to see Quackity, Quackity goes "Wilbur....?" and without missing a beat Wilbur puts his sleeve over his face and says, "No. I'm Batman."

its so much funnier in my head Guys i promise

Also chat what do we think about brown and white haired cWilbur except it's a lot longer and mostly white at the bottom and he got it from Mumza because death and stuff and and and

okay im going to do my Normal meditations

I made this tiny headcanon post but wanted to talk more so.

Ctubbo is older country/foresty dad in cobbleverse. He’s like forty when oak is born.

Ctubbo is the physical embodiment of “I’ll let you eat more candy if you don’t tell your brothers about this.” Fixes slowly breaking truck instead of buy new.

Smells like a mixture of wild woodly scent and cigs with beer. Snores house down, Ranboo is to dead asleep to notice. Tired, kid clings at him night AND day.

CTubbo is nothing but a guy who sits out front relaxing with a beer or standing out front with a weapon. With his kids making mud pies and art pieces in the background.

Yeah he can’t cook like my grandpa and would season with salt and pepper. He’s trying ok 👍 he has to hunt deer daily and prep them already. He has three kids and a wife he is working hard.

Also want to add he definitely stops smoking at one point due to smth but I don’t want to spoil.

Funnest thing about AUs is just..random little tidbits that happen in them.

C!Ranboo is full enderman. And a combination of hetrochromia (different eye colour), vitiligo/albinism (lack/absence of pigmentation in skin), and polisis (what cc!Fundy has and is responsible for white patches in the hair)

Also, would c!Ranboo have different coloured eyebrows?

My personal favourite is a parental relationship with c!Puffy, c!Eret, and the rest of the server. They're like the cool platonic lesbian mums that give awesome hugs, delicious cookies, and genuine life advice. c!Puffy is just a wholesome presence, especially when Dream was following her around like a duckling, and c!Eret seems like a good parental figure. I know she didn't turn up for c!Fundy's adoption, but that was a communication error on everyone's part. You can't adopt someone if you're not told when/where you need to be for adoption.

Dw, Dadza is still there and as awesome before, but lets be honest, the server is a bunch of emotionally immature/stunted kids in adults bodies and the server needs more levelheaded parental figures around.

Most of my personal favourite ship dynamics aren't romantic. DNF is another example of a platonic situationship; they are both aware they're not in a relationship, but they're both comfortable enough with their respective sexualities/identities that they don't have a problem with making it everyone else's problem. (aka publicly flirting and making it very awkward) I headcanon that only a select few people know that they aren't actually sleeping together.

Idk why i'm just really interested in hcs rn.

Heres some of mine:

• Aroace Techno, ace George

• Ranboo's other unidentified half is a form of albinoisim/vilitigo

• Catboo. Ranboo cat-like. Not going to elaborate further.

• Schlatt is homophobic

• Fundy is NOT a furry/therian. He is human-fox hybrid. DO NOT ASK HOW WILBUR FUCKED A SLAMON AND GOT A HALF FOX HALF HUMAN CHILD. Do not question.

• Ranboo and Tubbo crochet together

• George can play the flute

• Ranboo can't blink (ik ur tired of the ranboo hcs but i dont g af. me like ranboo)

Thats all!!

Oh I forgot one.

Trans masc Fundy. (Pretty sure that's confirmed canon...??)

WARNING: I will add QSMP-related stuff pls don't attack me for this

-Bbh is prince of hell but didn't want that role so he ran off

-Sapnap isn't a blaze but rather a rare (basically) extinct demon called a fire demon

-Slime was looking for Mike (QSMP) but landed in the Dsmp and stayed there

- aroace techno, ace Philza, ace Wilbur, aroace BBH (canon), ace Sapnap

-All immortals know each other or have at least seen each other

-foolish is genderfluid/nonbinary as he doesn't understand gender

Techno big eepy. Eepy eepy. Also during the summer he’s more humanoid while in the winter he’s more piglin-ish

Techno and wil both used to have beanies when they were kids but techno stopped wearing his when their mom died

Aroace George.

Blazes (like Sapnap) are naturally polyamorous

Nikki is somewhat closely related to sally, but no one knows exactly how.

• herobrine's direct child, last to be spawned

• shit goes down and they go "nah fuck this family i'm leaving"

• xd offers that they become his oracle. eret agrees.

• meet foolish, godly adventures wheee

• MORE shit goes down that results in xd getting quite pissy and stripping eret of her title as oracle, her godhood (still immortal but no longer an actual full-fledged deity), and all memories they gained whilst serving as his oracle

• lots of time and traveling later, they pop up on the main smp, and the rest is history

wanted to share (and haven't posted in centuries) so here

Yeah don't fight me I will zap you with my asexuality gun

I think ranboo allergic to bees

Makes beeduo funnier

Heeheeha

Not allergic allergic tho they just make them sneeze a lot

He literally just eats rats and smaller birds

Like right off the branch

When he’s upset he like

Glitches like a computer

Also his voice gets more autotuned the more angry

These have been stewing around for a a bit so just have them

-Tommy's "demon form" only comes out when he's angry/irritated, like smth from hazbin hotel

-Techno piglin. very fluffy. yes yes yes. he has a trick where he'll lure you into hugging him and then snap your neck. stay safe guys.

-Phil's hair sorta puffs up with his wings when he gets startled? his hair might just be more feathers, or they could be a seperate entity, no one knows.

-I don't have anything for Wilbur ghostbur or revbur oop

Idk smth about crake and herobrine

Idk they got merged in the womb. Whenever Ranboo goes into enderwalk and commits bad acts it’s actually just his twin actin up fr. But like no one believes him cus that side looks braindead, ik my big mind is just dat cool(it’s been done before prob).