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Church Prime is a church located in the The Subs that the members of the SMP can use to spread the knowledge of the religion Church Prime.
History[]
Church Prime was a joke about Twitch Prime created by Dream and Tommy during one of Tommy's livestreams on August 23, 2020.[1][2] Dream repeatedly advertised Twitch Prime (a free subscription to a content creator for Amazon Prime users), which he then related to Jesus spreading Christianity. With Tommy, Tubbo, and Quackity present, Dream claimed that he was the god, Jesus, and Holy Spirit of Church Prime. The four of them continued to make jokes, such as worshippers saying "pogchamp" rather than "amen." Afterwards, Dream named Tommy the Chosen One, cleansed Tubbo, and reenacted Jesus' death and resurrection. Tommy and Dream both claimed that the "TOS" or Twitch Terms of Service were the holy scripture.
During his stream highlights video, Tommy showed a clip of Dream advertising Twitch Prime in one of his own streams, all within two minutes.[3]
Streamers often go to Church Prime when encouraging their viewers to "subscribe with Prime." This led to the creation of the phrase "worship and prayer," which is often shortened to just "WAP." This phrase is a running joke in the Dream SMP community.
Later on August 29, 2020, Sapnap, Eret and Punz built the official Church Prime, which replaced the wooden flooring and pog sign, which stands to this day.[4]
Blood Vines[]
The Church contains a waterfall of "Holy Water" that has the ability to cleanse things that have been affected by the Blood Vines. It also holds dyed leather armor that functions as a Hazmat suit that protects the wearer from the effects of the egg.
The new ownership[]
Tommy, after feeling that the religion did not go that far, decided to transform Church Prime into a "for-profit religion". He monetized the Holy Land by establishing a one diamond fee before entry. In addition, he created multiple tiers of Church Prime by "putting words". These tiers are as follows, from highest ranking to lowest ranking:
- Supreme Leader Of The Eldest Court Of Higher Church
- The Finder Of Imposters
- GodLeader (sic) Of Glorious
- Blue Baby Boy
- Lord
- The 3 Monther
- The Intro Subber
Gallery[]
References[]
- ↑ TommyInnit [TommyVODS] (August 25, 2020). "TommyInnit & Dream start a Church." (VOD).
- ↑ Quackity [QuackityVODS] (August 30, 2020). "Quackity Builds The First Church in The Dream SMP" (VOD).
- ↑ TommyInnit (September 1, 2020). "The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever" (YouTube video).
- ↑ Sapnap VODS - Unofficial [Sapnap] (May 14, 2021). "Building Church Prime" (Unofficial VOD). [Archived]