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This page is about the character from the Dream SMP. For the streamer who plays this character, see ConnorEatsPants.

"You're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... and I hope you find what you're looking for."

—CONNOR, REASSURING TOMMY ABOUT WHO HE WAS AS A PERSON


ConnorEatsPants, more commonly known as Connor, is the twenty sixth member of the Dream SMP who joined after the Manberg vs Pogtopia War, on November 16, 2020.

Physiology[]

Connor is a human with light skin, blue eyes, and brown hair. He wears a blue hedgehog onesie with white gloves and red shoes with a golden strap buckle. Connor's onesie has the appearance of Sonic the Hedgehog.

As of December 17, 2022, Connor claims to have become a ghost named Ghonnor who is bound to Rosie, a pink sheep who lives in the Syndicate meeting room. However, unlike all other ghosts on the server, his skin is completely unchanged from his living counterpart, leaving it somewhat ambiguous as to whether he is truly a ghost, or is appearing in the mortal realm in some other manner.

Personality[]

Connor is somewhat socially awkward[6] and tends to keep to himself, avoiding social interaction when he can.[7] He tends to get embarrassed or upset easily when other members mock him, becoming overly defensive[8] or hiding behind others,[9] implying that he is somewhat insecure about himself.

Despite this, he is the self proclaimed "main character" and "most important person" of the SMP, although it's not certain how much of this is a joke, and how much is a genuine desire for importance on the server, as he states he plans to become "number one" on the server in the future. Despite this, he makes little effort in achieving this goal. His diary implies that he is disinterested in doing things that he finds too difficult or too time-consuming, which could explain the lack of any action in that regard.[10]

Connor is also somewhat of a facetious person, often making joking claims that either confuse or provoke those he speaks to. He is not above lying and stealing,[7] however, as he has done both under the guise of "borrowing items."[11] Though he usually keeps to himself, he often acts as a humorous distraction to cheer people up.

Connor seems to be somewhat interested in the server's politics, as during the Exile Conflict he chimed in with his opinions on the matter several times. After Tommy's death and resurrection inside Pandora's Vault, Connor stated that he supported prison reform efforts, further supporting his interest in server politics.

Connor also seems to be generally forgiving of those who harm him. He's stated that he has trauma from the time Tommy and Techno kidnapped and tortured him. He seems to have forgiven Tommy for this, although he says he's still "dealing with the trauma", saying he doesn't consider Tommy a bad person despite his actions towards him. He also calls Tommy his friend in his diary, saying he misses him.[10]

When asked to describe his character in one word at the VidCon 2022 panel Featured Creator Hour: Dream SMP, Connor described him as "lost".

History[]

Pre-Dream SMP[]

SMPLive[]

For more on Connor's history in SMPLive, see ConnorEatsPants on SMPLive Wiki.

Before joining the Dream SMP, Connor was a member of SMPLive. On the server, he was scammed out of his diamonds by Schlatt, who offered him a Schlattcoin in return, which he did not give Connor. Connor sued him for this in the case known as The People of SMPLive vs. Schlattcoin, and won. However, the judge (Ted Nivison) allowed Schlatt to contest the ruling by fighting Connor, who Schlatt instantly killed.

After this court case, they became friends and business partners, becoming the co-owners of a company known as Schlatt & Co. that deals in a cryptocurrency known as Schlattcoin, with Connor owning 50% of the company.

SMPLive and Schlatt & Co. in particular is something both Connor and Glatt reminisce about fondly in several Dream SMP streams, including Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion.

Minecraft Monday[]

At some point before the Dream SMP, Connor participated in Minecraft Monday, a weekly Minecraft competition featuring many games such as Hunger Games. In one event, he is teamed with Phil, to which Phil reminisces upon later when first talking to Connor on Dream SMP.[12] It is unclear exactly how canon this is, although we know Minecraft Monday itself is canon.

Joining the Dream SMP[]

Connor joined the server on November 16th, the day when the Manberg vs Pogtopia War occurred. He joined right after the end of the war and was immediately killed by a skeleton. After escaping spawn, Connor was brought over to Eret's castle, where he met with Karl, Fundy, and Purpled. Karl gifted Connor a pair of diamond leggings, and Fundy proceeded to do the same. Connor then asked Purpled if he had any pants to give him, to which Purpled reluctantly gave him his netherite leggings, telling him to give them back afterward. However, Connor logged off of the server with the pants.

A while later, Tommy greets Connor, telling him to make a list of the people he likes and dislikes. He shows Connor his home, and Connor inquires about the discs, causing Tommy to decide he needs to give Connor a proper tour of the server. They come across Schlatt's funeral area while exploring, which is how Connor learns that Schlatt died. They return to Tommy's house, which Connor immediately decides to claim as his own, much to Tommy's irritation.

Connor meets Puffy, who assumes he is naked, upsetting Connor, who attacks her, being killed by her in the process. Connor, upset by Puffy's mockery, asserts that he is not naked, but instead wearing a Sonic costume.[8] The three are later joined by Philza, who laughs at Connor. Connor hides behind Tommy's house in embarrassment and demands that Tommy makes Puffy and Phil stop making fun of him.[9] Phil introduces himself to Connor, remarking about the two having been in Minecraft Monday together.[12] Connor decides he doesn't like Phil and Puffy, since they keep making fun of him. Tommy and Connor proceed to make Phil their "bitch", demanding he do things for them, and attacking him. Connor makes Tommy live in Ninja's house, before turning around and deciding Tommy can have his house back.

Connor meets up with Puffy again, who seems to have changed her attitude towards him. She offers him armor, to which he states he only wants pants. Puffy gives him a pair of pants that she received from Fundy, before leaving Connor alone again, this time with a more positive impression. He then talks to Schlatt (non-canonically) and runs into Technoblade, and later Puffy again. Puffy seems to have returned to making fun of him, and Connor once again decides he doesn't like her for being mean to him.

Connor builds his first house, the Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1, next to Tommy's house.

Meeting Ghostbur and Punz[]

While exploring New L'Manberg, Connor runs into Ghostbur. The two awkwardly greet each other before Connor runs off.[6]

He later runs into Punz, and asks him where he can find diamonds, to which Punz responds by accusing Connor of asking him for free things. Connor denies this, and Punz tells him that he has a low chance of managing to steal anyone's diamonds, to which Connor says he doesn't want to steal. Punz leads Connor to a storage room and gives him diamond blocks, telling him that he's the only generous person on the server. Punz warns Connor not to talk to Sam, saying "he's a terrible person". Connor thanks Punz for his help before leaving.

Connor immediately decides to ignore Punz's warning and find Sam and try to scam him, before changing his mind after hearing how far away his base is. He instead messages Sam to ask for free things, to which Sam kindly responds by saying he can give him things. Connor accidentally replies using the public chat, which freaks him out as he doesn't want Punz to know he's talking to Sam.

Sam comes to Connor's house to give him diamonds and iron blocks, only to be attacked by an invisible player. Connor tells Sam that his house is known to be haunted. Sam shows Connor the spider spawner, and Connor tells him he thinks "the spirits" are following him. Sam tells Connor can have the crops from his old farm before leaving.

When Connor returns home, the invisible player is in his house again, which confuses him. Connor runs off, distressed about the strange invisible person who keeps following him. Connor decides to sacrifice an animal to attempt to appease the "spirit" following him. The "spirit" punches Connor while he's looking for an animal, which frightens him. He finds a dog, and he's hesitant to hurt it. Despite this, he kills the dog, as the "spirit" eggs him on. This seems to appease the "spirit", who leaves.

Connor finds another dog and wants to tame it, so he steals bones from Skeppy's mansion. He names the dog "Toby Cumbeast" after Tobuscus. He later returns to look for a name tag, and while he doesn't find one, he takes a netherite chestplate, defending it by saying he's just borrowing it.[11]

Retribution Arc[]

Little Penis Land[]

In an effort to not be involved in L'Manberg's problems, Connor decided to establish his own city originally known as "Connor Land," but was eventually evicted by Tommy from Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1. He officially relocated to his new real estate, where Tommy and Ranboo then told him that because his land was located right under the "You ❤️ Little Penis" sign, and that his land would be known as "Little Penis Land," which is now its current name.

There wasn't much on the land at the time, but Connor and Technoblade cut a deal known as the "Dream SMP Missile Crisis," that in exchange for Techno to assist Connor in gathering materials for his home, Techno could use the home as a remote place to attack L'Manberg from.

Hostage situation[]

On December 27, 2020, Connor was found tampering with Tommy's former house in L'Manberg during an infiltration scheme by Tommy and Technoblade. The two promptly captured him and used his fascination/fear of invisibility arrows to keep him contained. Eventually, after a prolonged torture session where he was waterboarded, and forced to shill for Technoblade, Connor was used as a hostage so that Technoblade could recover a select amount of weapons during a negotiation with Tubbo and Ranboo. After a successful tradeoff, Connor was finally released much to his relief. However, whilst leaving the negotiation zone, he was non-canonically killed by a spider just minutes later.

Independence from the SMP[]

During Connor's first stream in the Doomsday War's aftermath, he stated that he plans to start his own Minecraft Let's Play far, far away from the rest of the SMP. To do this, he needed a Nether portal to his new location first. He struggled for a bit at first, as the one that he placed under his base in Little Penis Land linked itself to the main Nether hub portal. With the help of BadBoyHalo, though, Connor was able to successfully make a portal to a taiga biome a few thousand blocks out from spawn.

Empowerment Arc[]

Big Drama Party[]

On January 24, 2021, Connor hosted a "Big Drama Party" on Little Penis Land. Connor announced to the whole server that he would be hosting a party in 30 minutes, before realizing he had not made any preparations. He promptly created a structure of quartz and wool of which inside had a Strip Pole and a bong (brewing stand) on dirt. When the time came slowly the guests flocked in, the guests were Slimecicle, Foolish, Antfrost, Punz, Ranboo, Tommy, Tubbo, Awesamdude, Wilbur, and Schlatt (non-canonically). As the party went on the guests didn't seem thrilled at the lack of events and mediocre music. Tommy threatened to leave, which was followed by Connor stating that he will cry if Tommy left, in order to make it uncomfortable for the other guests. The situation was diffused by Slime who made a "This party is fire" pun, setting the party house on fire.

After this, Schlatt joined the party, chasing Tommy out into the woods behind Connor's home, as the party house was exploded by Sam. Tommy then killed Schlatt. Connor then drank a slow fall potion and performed an impressive party trick in front of the party goers. Schlatt proceeded to kill Tommy and log off to keep all his stuff. He logged back on and then was killed by Punz after he took a lot of fall damage from trying to use a riptide trident.

Fortbuscus[]

During the Empowerment Arc, Connor was living in a taiga biome a long way away from everyone in a replica of Tobuscus's Fortbuscus, after having abandoned Little Penis Land.

Hotel residence[]

On the 1st of March 2021, sometime after the death of Tommy, Connor logged onto the server, expressing a desire to canonically kill someone to “get into the lore.” His target was Karl, but after Karl failed to respond to a private message, he contacted Sam instead, who appeared as Sam Nook in front of the Big Innit Hotel. Connor pulls out a “script” and briefly reads through it, afterward approaching Sam Nook. Connor expresses a desire to stay in the hotel. Despite Sam Nook’s insistence that Connor would not be able to book a room until Tommy returned, Connor does so anyway after being shown a suite. Sam Nook does not object to this, and states to give him a call if Connor needed any amenities. Connor then states that he “lives here now.”

After Tommy’s revival[]

On March 12, 2021, after Tommy is revived, he sees Connor in his house and decides to talk to him. Connor freaks out, calling Tommy a ghost and punching him, which Tommy responds to by hitting him with an axe and telling him to never punch him.

After Connor calms down, the two have a conversation. Connor asks if he’ll have to move back into Ninja’s house, and Tommy nods. Connor seems upset by this, saying he moved into Tommy’s house around two days ago and even wrote about it in his diary.

Tommy asks to see Connor’s diary, and Connor says it’s secret, but lets Tommy read it anyways. The diary talks about missing Schlatt and wanting to revive him, missing Tommy, and knowing Karl’s “secret”, among other things. Tommy says he appreciates Connor letting him read it and gives it back to him.

Connor asks if Tommy is really alive, which causes Tommy to go on rambling about what had happened. He asks if he should open up to Connor, and then says that Connor’s the only person who’s actually treated him as if he’s real. He then begins to have a sort of breakdown, asking Connor if he’s treating him real and repeatedly telling him to say that he’s real.

Connor doesn’t know how to respond to this, and tries to avoid answering. Tommy moves on, and asks if anyone had told Connor what Dream had done to him. Connor asks what he did, and Tommy tells him that he has to keep it a secret before telling him about Dream beating him to death in the prison.

He talks about how Sam had let him die, and Connor is horrified by this. Tommy continues, saying that whenever he dies, he has flashbacks to being in the prison, saying he was there for months and that he keeps seeing it. Connor asks how he came back, but Tommy tells him he needs to leave his house.

This stream has been confirmed to have chronologically taken place a little bit before Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion.[13][14]

Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion[]

Connor takes place as the homeowner in the episode of Tales from the SMP, The Haunted Mansion. Both he and Karl seem somewhat confused when Karl first appears at the site, as they both recognize each other right away. Connor seems to be aware that Karl is a time traveler, asking if his visit to the shack is "one of [Karl's] things that he does."[15] Soon after introducing Karl to the rest of the cast, Schlatt arrives, leading the group to his mansion. He had Connor press "Schlatt's very special button," after which Connor is pulled away with a fishing rod and seemingly kidnapped by Schlatt. The cast was then urged to find three Nether Stars in order to free Connor from Schlatt's clutches. This ended up simply being a ruse with no real end goal, as everyone has subsequently taken between Connor's disappearance and the retrieval of the three Nether Stars ended up being alright. Connor and Schlatt explain that they had worked together in order to trick the cast into coming below the mansion to party.

Graveyard eviction[]

On May 12, 2021, Connor logged onto the server to check what was going on. He simply walked around and stole gear from Tommy's house, including the "lore" sword (he later lost it). While he was walking around the SMP, he saw Little Penis Land being replaced with a graveyard. Angered by this, Connor left a sign stating that he is evicting the graveyard from his land, calling the members who built it "colonizers" and "racists". During the stream, he also visited Kinoko Kingdom.

Getting in debt with Las Nevadas[]

Around May 27, Connor was found visiting Las Nevadas on his own by Quackity & Slimecicle. Then Quackity would ask him why. Connor answered that he had heard about a new city and wanted to check it out, saying he thought some friends of his might be here. He seems to recognize Slimecicle, remarking about how he found a job, and seems to be disappointed when Slime doesn’t recognize him.

Quackity tells Slime that he needs to teach Connor how to gamble, and Slime shows Connor the slot machines. Slime gives him three diamonds, and Connor tries to leave, only to be told by Quackity that he’s not allowed to.

Slime and Quackity continue to peer pressure Connor into gambling, and Slime shows him how to use the slot machine. Connor tries and wins three diamonds, which he says he’s going to invest in because his family is falling apart. Slime urges him to gamble more, which Connor complies with. Connor starts to get worried and tries to tell the two that he should stop as he’s going to run out of money soon.

Slime pulls out a sword, telling Connor that he can’t leave, which makes Connor panic and agree to keep gambling. This happens a few more times as Connor tries to get them to let him stop, only to be threatened again into continuing.

Eventually, Connor runs out of money, and Quackity decides to give him a loan so he can keep playing. Connor ends up being in debt to the house by the end of this.

When leaving the casino, Quackity asks if Connor would like to come to the casino’s grand opening, to which Connor responds that they’ll figure it out.

Imprisonment & subsequent escape[]

On an unknown date, Connor was imprisoned in Pandora's Vault on account of "stolen valor" for using a fake military ID at a Chick-fil-A. He was locked in one of the lower-security cells, where Ranboo would eventually be put as well. During this time, Connor talked "too much" with Ranboo, apparently making him feel overwhelmed about his imprisonment.[16] Ranboo has said that Connor told him "everything you never wanted to know" while in prison.[17]

Somehow, despite being in prison at the time, he was able to attend Kinoko Kingdom's Friendsgiving event.

On November 28, 2021, Technoblade and Dream broke Connor out of prison along with Ranboo. Connor subsequently followed the members of the Syndicate back to Techno's cabin, where Connor informally joined the Syndicate and set up a small dirt shack nearby.[16]

On January 28, 2022, Connor came across Sam, Hannah, and Boomer having an argument outside of Sam's bank. He asks if he can be involved in the conversation, which seems to irritate Sam and Hannah, who say it's a private discussion. Boomer, on the other hand, speaks loudly over them to say it's fine. The other two begrudgingly agree before continuing their dispute. Connor asks Hannah about her wings, which is obviously a touchy subject, seeing as she responds in a very sharp manner. Sam tries to involve Connor in the argument to belittle Hannah, asking him if he thinks Hannah's wings are important. Connor indecisively flip-flops between agreeing with Sam and Hannah, before ultimately agreeing with Sam when he gives him a diamond block and offers him a job, which he accepts, so long as he was being paid less than Hannah, because he says it's unfair for him to be paid more than a woman. Sam hires him as the bank's "sanitary manager" and shows him the inside of the bank before Connor leaves to build a house.[18]

Legacy Arc[]

Encounter with DreamXD[]

In Wilbur Soot's stream, "An Old Friend, a Friend, a God", Connor comes across Niki and Wilbur, who are planning to pay one last favor to Ghostbur by sending Friend to limbo with him. Wilbur decides to use Connor as a guinea pig for his idea, to which Connor agrees, and he has him download an x-ray resource pack in hopes of luring DreamXD to the Community House.

DreamXD appears, and Wilbur traps Connor in gold blocks, asking XD to kill Friend canonically so it can go to limbo with Ghostbur. XD seems displeased and instead focuses his attention on Connor, threatening to kill him. Connor nervously says he has like one life left before DreamXD smites him, killing him instantly.

The End[]

Connor and Rosie

Niki and Kristin overlook Connor and Rosie in the Syndicate meeting room.

On Phil's stream on December 17th, 2022, after Kristin appears in the overworld, Connor reappears after she asks Phil and Niki to lead her to the nearest End Portal. There, he is accompanied by Rosie the sheep, and he explains to the group that he is a ghost, and that a god (presumably Kristin, given her role as Goddess of Death) spiritually bonded him to Rosie.

He becomes the first character to enter the End after Kristin opens the portal for the remaining three Syndicate members, jumping in first when Kristin says he should make sure he doesn't get too far away from Rosie.

The stream ends after Phil and Niki enter the portal, and it's implied that Kristin guided them there to protect them from Project Early Dawn.

Items[]

Personal items
Name Notes
EnchantedDiamondSword Ghostbur's Stabbing Knife Sharpness IV; Unbreaking III


Ghostbur's sword, given to Connor at one point, who later returned it.

Pets[]

Pets
Name Status Residence Notes
Tamed Wolf Red Toby Cumbeast Presumed dead Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1 Connor found Toby Cumbeast after being told to kill Toby's wife (another wolf) by Wilbur as a sacrifice. Toby then had a child with one of Technoblade's hounds. Currently, Connor has stated that he does not know where Toby has gone, as he cannot find him. It is presumed that Toby Cumbeast has perished.
Clownfish Seaman Dead Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1 Seaman was killed when Tommy destroyed Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1
Cod Fish Bubba Fish Presumed dead Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1 Connor decided to keep Bubba Fish after a creeper blew up next to it and it survived. Bubba's location is currently unknown, as he has not been seen on stream in a long time. It is presumed that Bubba Fish has perished.
Tamed Wolf Red Tony Dock Alive Fortbuscus Connor found Tony Dock when he first started his life away from the rest of the SMP. Tony resided in a doghouse Connor built before the construction of Fortbuscus and was later moved to Fortbuscus to join Kitten and Esteban. Tony Dock was named after a famous skateboarder Tony Hawk, only Connor changed "Hawk" to "Dock," because Tony Dock was a dog.
Donkey Saddled Kitten Alive Fortbuscus Connor found Kitten, who is a donkey, but didn't have a saddle, so he begged Nihachu for a saddle. After he got Kitten to Fortbuscus, he almost sacrificed the donkey for exactly 34 Twitch gifted subs, but he didn't get those subs, so Kitten lived.
Red Parrot Esteban Alive Fortbuscus Connor found Esteban in the jungle near Fortbuscus and went on a quest for name tags to be able to name the red parrot.
Pink Sheep JE4 Rosie Alive The End A naturally spawned pink sheep that Philza found while searching for a swamp biome. Phil was going to put the sheep in a boat and leave it behind, but eventually gave in to his chat's demands to take it home. His chat also chose the name Rosie. A god (presumably Kristin) spiritually bonded it to Connor when he reappears in the realm of the living. It travels, along with Kristin, Phil, Niki and Connor to the End.

Relationships[]

Relationships with members
Name

Status

Notes
Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
After getting diamonds from Punz, Connor was warned that he should not interact with Sam. However, Connor decided to go pay Sam a visit regardless. Although Sam didn't gift as many diamonds as Punz, Connor still appreciated the gesture and considered Sam a friend.


Despite Sam imprisoning Connor, their relationship seems to be positive, as Sam gave him a job, which Connor accepted happily.

Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
When Connor could not find the entrance to the roof of the Nether on the server, he ran into BadBoyHalo near the rebuilt Community House. From there, Bad showed Connor to the roof pathway, with a bit of a scuffle over swearing along the way. After this point, though, Bad follows him to the jungle ice path, back, then out to where Connor places his new nether portal, and then all the way back to the SMP's main area. Connor then stated that he liked Bad to his chat, saying that he is his new Minecraft friend.
Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
Boomer and Connor are co-workers at Sam's bank, and are on friendly terms, with Boomer saying that he likes Connor. Boomer even offered that Connor could take his job, saying he's "too good", when Connor said he wouldn't want to take Hannah's job.
Relationship SlightlyNegative LargePixelArt Neutral/negative
Dream was the only person explicitly not invited to Connor's Drama Party despite the fact that Dream wouldn't be able to attend anyway due to being locked in Pandora's Vault. It is unknown if Dream even knew he wasn't invited.
RelationshipNeutral LargePixelArt Neutral
Ghostbur followed Connor around while invisible, trying to scare him. After following him for a bit, he had Connor kill a wolf as a "sacrifice" to get him to stop. Connor later pranked him back by entering Ghostbur's home and placing an American flag. Ghostbur then proceeded to take the flag down and burn it before yelling at Connor to get out of his house.
Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
Hannah and Connor first met informally at the Kinoko Kingdom Friendsgiving festival, where Hannah commented about him standing under the mistletoe, waiting for someone to come over.


Later, they talk again when Connor walks in on Hannah's discussion with Sam and Boomer about the bank. Their relationship seemed somewhat tense at first, but ultimately neutral, with Hannah speaking to him somewhat snappily, likely just out of annoyance from the situation.

Their relationship currently seems to be positive, as when Sam suggests Connor take Hannah's job, he stands up for her, saying he wouldn't want to take her job and that he should be paid less than her, which seemed to make Hannah happy.

Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
Of the times that Karl and Connor have interacted, they have been on good terms. When Karl arrives at the cabin Connor rents out for his "unpopular friends" during 'The Haunted Mansion', he greets Karl excitedly, saying he's glad to see him. Karl returns the sentiment, happy to see someone that he recognizes from the SMP in his travels. The two express this same sentiment a couple more times throughout the tale, as Connor seems to know Karl much better than the rest of the cast, excluding Schlatt.


Connor's Diary confirms that he is aware of Karl's time traveling.[10]

Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
It is implied that Kristin was the god who spiritually bonded Connor to Rosie the sheep, returning him to the realm of the living. Kristin brought Connor to safety by opening the End portal to the Syndicate on December 17, 2022, protecting them from the inevitable doom of the server brought on by The Incident.
Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
Niki seems to be the factionmate that Connor is closest to, as she jumps to his defense when it seems that Wilbur is talking down to him. She is clearly distraught when he dies, and is upset by Wilbur's dismissive treatment of her factionmate's death.
Relationship SlightlyPositive LargePixelArt Neutral/positive
Phil and Connor have not interacted much on the SMP, but when they have they were quite positive exchanges. When pressured by Tommy when he first joined to choose someone to make his "bitch" on the sign wall, Connor chose Philza, as he was nearby. However, rather than being offended or angry, Phil took the joke well and laughed the bit off with the others.
Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
While Connor and Puffy's first interactions were a bit rocky, the latter being a bit perturbed by the former's original Sonic skin, they have since been on better terms. Puffy firstly complimented Connor's onesie skin when he first began to wear it, and when asked where he could find a name tag for his dog, Toby, Puffy supplied directions and emeralds for where he may find a villager with the name tag trade.
Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
Connor visited Punz in order to ask where he could find some diamonds. Punz simply decided to give Connor diamonds from his own chest as an act of friendship, which caused Connor to now consider Punz as a friend.
Relationship SlightlyNegative LargePixelArt Neutral/negative
Ranboo and Connor are both part of the Syndicate, however, they have interacted only a few times, and usually not on the most positive terms. While being held for ransom by Technoblade and TommyInnit, Ranboo stood by and watched Connor, offering no help, similar to Tubbo's actions. Later, their cells were next to each other in Pandora's Vault.[16] Ranboo seems to have been overwhelmed by Connor talking too much to him during their imprisonment, with him saying he "will tell you everything you don't want to know".[17]
RelationshipExtremelyPositive LargePixelArt Very positive
Shortly after Connor joined the SMP, Jschlatt made his first appearance after his death to meet him. Prior to dying, the two were business partners on SMPLive[2]. As the two reminisced about past times, Schlatt showed Connor his recreation of the Cuck Shed, found next to Tommy's house. Connor is considering resurrecting Schlatt to get him "back in the writing," as the two both agreed upon during Connor's first stream.


Non-canonically, Connor performed a ceremony to bring Schlatt back from the dead, but he's canonically still dead. When he was chatting with Schlatt and Slimecicle, he called both of them his best friends on the server.

In his diary, he writes that he misses Schlatt, and says he's going to "solve mortality", further implying a desire to revive Schlatt.[10]

Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
At a party held by Connor, he promised "BIG DRAMA" and asked Charlie to non-canonically die for the sake of drama. Charlie agreed, jokingly insulting Connor to "start drama," to which Connor killed him in response. After his explosive party, Connor called Charlie one of his best friends on the server and then they shared a little kiss.


The two may have been friends in the past, as when Connor visits Las Nevadas he says that he thought some friends might be there, and pointed out that Charlie had gotten a job. [19]

Relationship VeryPositive LargePixelArt Positive
Connor told Technoblade about his distaste for government and asked Technoblade to sponsor Connor in the creation of Little Penis Land in return for Technoblade being able to do whatever he wants in the land right across the river from L'Manberg.


When Technoblade and Tommy held Connor as ransom in exchange for Techno's stolen weapons, the former two trapped him in a box and "waterboarded" him. While Tommy belittled Connor verbally and injured him quite a bit, Techno made sure to keep Connor alive and well via potions of instant health until the transaction was complete (though this went to waste thanks to a spider just minutes later).

After Technoblade and Dream broke Connor out of prison, we can assume that they are on good terms.

Relationship SlightlyPositive LargePixelArt Neutral/positive
Tommy was one of the first people that Connor has properly met. Tommy gave him a tour around the server and introduced him to other members that were online at the time. Tommy also agreed to give Connor resources, reassuring him after he saw CaptainPuffy standing intimidatingly with diamond armor.


Connor had placed American flags on his home strategically to remind Tommy of the "superior country" every time he left his house. When Vikkstar had joined the server, Tommy removed all of the American flags decorating Connor's home to impress Vikkstar. On stream, Connor had vocalized anger towards Tommy for removing his flags, even going as far as to say that Tommy is canceled for the act. Tommy later evicted Connor from the property, destroying Connor Esports Estate Vol. 1 and killing Seaman in the process. However, he did attempt to lighten the mood when Tommy was exiled, showing that he is not on bad terms with him.

During Connor's kidnapping, completed by Tommy and Technoblade, the former was found in Tommy's old home, pre-exile. Throughout the process of being "exchanged" for Techno's stolen items, Tommy treated Connor very poorly. He insisted on himself, as well as Techno by proxy, being referred to as Connor's "masters," putting Connor on a "leash" as well, just minutes later.

When Tommy returned to L'Manberg, prior to the Doomsday War, Connor agreed (albeit through Tommy threatening him with an axe) that the former vice-president could have his home back. He also told Tommy that, while he was still traumatized from the prior kidnapping, he felt that Tommy was not a bad person, just conflicted.

When Connor held a party, Tommy called his party lame and asked Connor to give him one reason to stay. Connor answered by saying that he wouldn't be Tommy's friend if Tommy didn't stay at the party, which worked in convincing Tommy to stay. At least until Connor's party house was destroyed. Connor later regretted inviting Tommy to the party, saying that Tommy ruined his party.

In Connor's diary, when Tommy died he wrote that he missed him, showing that Connor cares about Tommy.[10]

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While Connor was being held hostage by Tommy and Technoblade in exchange for Technoblade's weapons, Tubbo only stood by and watched helplessly even when Connor was crying out for help. He did give back Techno's weapons in exchange for Connor's life, but did not directly try to stop and try to save him when there were so many openings.


Connor has outright stated his distaste for Tubbo's uselessness and has declared that he will not be voting for Tubbo in the next elections. Tubbo, baffled, responded that he was not even a citizen of L'Manberg.

When Connor held a party, he invited Tubbo, where Tubbo overdosed on cocaine. He felt very guilty and eventually apologized. Tubbo accepted his apology and they moved on from the event.

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Connor only seems to know of Wilbur by name, and little else. They have never interacted directly with each other, as Connor joined in the aftermath of Manberg vs Pogtopia War.

Quotes[]

  • "How do I build a house?" – Connor's first words in chat after joining the SMP.
  • "I'm gonna make so much money."
  • "Shut up, bitch." – to Philza
  • "Can you reenact the Kamala Harris video where she goes, ‘We did it, we did it Joe, you're gonna be the next president in the United States!’” – To Tommy, after he explains that he passed his presidency leadership to Tubbo.
  • "I don’t know what a Manberg is but I’ll figure it out at some point, we’ll get there." – During his first stream on the server.
  • "I have colonizer energy."
  • "I want to build Fortbuscus."
  • "No one loves the gays more than ConnorEatsPants."
  • "You can't have a bad day, when it's a Fortnite event. You really can't.”
  • "Since the British kid is gone, can I have my house back?" – in chat after Tommy was exiled (regarding the house that Tommy evicted him from).
  • "For what it's worth, I don't know what went on today. But even though you kidnapped me, and I'm still kinda dealing with the trauma, I think at the end of the day you're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... And I hope one day you find what you're looking for." – to Tommy
  • "Hey has anybody kissed each other yet? – during his party
  • "At least it still says Little Penis"
  • "Papa?" - to Dream
  • "Hey guys I made it! Yeah, I got lost, and Jack Manifold stole my horse, and I just had to walk it the whole way."
  • "It's nice to have allie- friends, you know?" - After being accepted into the Syndicate

Trivia[]

  • Connor is afraid of skeletons.[20]
  • Connor said on the COOLDOG Podcast that his character being in the prison was a last minute idea.[21]

References[]

  1. StartravelerSerilly [ConnorEatsPants] (May 22, 2022). "THE VOICES ARE BACK THE VOICES" (Clip).
  2. 2.0 2.1 mossible [karljacobs] (March 4, 2021). "smplive confirmed" (Clip).
  3. Slmccl (July 2, 2021). "I Made The Worst Trade in Minecraft…" at 21:30 (Video).
  4. StartravelerSerilly [Slimecicle] (October 31, 2021). "connor lives" (Clip).
  5. StartravelerSerilly [WilburSoot] (August 10, 2022). "D:" (Clip).
  6. 6.0 6.1 ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 25, 2020). "There's a Ghost on Dream SMP..." at 1:20 (Video).
  7. 7.0 7.1 ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 25, 2020). "There's a Ghost on Dream SMP..." at 19:43 (Video).
  8. 8.0 8.1 ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 19, 2020). "I finally joined the Dream SMP" at 14:29 (Video).
  9. 9.0 9.1 ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 19, 2020). "I finally joined the Dream SMP" at 14:58 (Video).
  10. 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 10.4 ConnorEatsPants (March 12, 2021). Connor's Diary (In-game book).
  11. 11.0 11.1 ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 25, 2020). "There's a Ghost on Dream SMP..." at 18:28 (Video).
  12. 12.0 12.1 ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 19, 2020). "I finally joined the Dream SMP" at 15:10 (Video).
  13. conar [@subtoconnorpls] via Twitter (March 12, 2021): "For dream smp frogs wondering about today’s stream, it takes place before the haunted mansion, but not too long before :^)" [Archived]
  14. connor [@ConnorEatsPants] via Twitter (March 12, 2021): " *tommy’s stream btw fuck minecraft widehardo" [Archived]
  15. mossible [karljacobs] (March 4, 2021). "Connor a fellow time traveler also confirmed?? ayo?" (Clip).
  16. 16.0 16.1 16.2 Technoblade (November 28, 2021). "JAILBREAK [DREAM SMP FINALE]" (VOD).
  17. 17.0 17.1 qbox683 [TommyInnit] (November 28, 2021). "Connor and Ranboo" (Clip).
  18. Hannahxxrose (January 27, 2022). "Dream SMP Lore - The Elytra" at 9:43 - 16:51 (Archived Twitch VOD).
  19. Slmccl (July 2, 2021). "I Made The Worst Trade in Minecraft..." at 13:58 (Video).
  20. ConnorEatsPants LIVE (November 19, 2020). "I finally joined the Dream SMP" at 3:24 (Video).
  21. COOLDOGPOD (May 29, 2022). "Connor Finally Eats Some Pants - COOLDOG Podcast #33" at 5:47 (Podcast episode).
End of spoiler warning.

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