Dream SMP books

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Lore books

Main article: Dream SMP books/Lore books

• War
• Independance
• Decree
• Electoral Balet
• POG Policies
• 2020 Election
• (Untitled) Vote 2020
• MANBURG TO-DO
• VISA
• Tyrant
• Dear Friend.
• A spy's Diary
• Official Manberg Hotel Building Permit
• The Revive book
• What I Remember
• National Anthem
• L'Manburg's Official Hitlist
• First Decrees
• Arrival
• (Untitled) Fundy's adoption certificate
• Agreement 2/12
• day 1
• homework 1
• Techno's Notebook
• (Untitled) Tommy and Ranboo's mail
• (Untitled) Tommy and Ranboo's mail #2
• Memory Book
• CHRISTMAS LMAO
• (Untitled) Tommy's Christmas activity list
• Do not read
• Do not read #2
• Document of Manifold Citizenship
• Manifold Manifesto
• Captain's Log
• The Syndicate
• I'm Sorry
• Do not read #3
• Independents.
• Prison waivers
• Locker 1 Key
• The LV Project
• Hotel Contract
• Tommy's hotel leaflets
• thank you!
• (Unknown title) Ranboo's fourth memory book
• ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜
• (Untitled) Dream's notes to Sapnap
• Kingdom Taxes
• (Untitled) Note to Puffy
• (Untitled) Puffy's note to Techno
• Jack book
• (Untitled) Note to Tubbo
• for dream
• Evidence
• November 15th
• Puffy's pirate ship books
• I'M SORRY!
• Connor's Diary
• help
• Plz be okay
• (Untitled) Glatt's note to Quackity
• JACK MANIFESTO
• (Untitled) Jack's evidence
• WARDEN ACCESS
• Shulker Agreeme
• Fundy's dream books
• Please Niki
• (Unknown title) Tubbo's nuke instructions
• PROJECT NEVADAS
• (Untitled) Ranboo's mail to Phil
• Puffy's graveyard books
• L'Sandberg Wall
• <3
• Is this war?
• Helpza
• ERET H E L P
• War Starts Now
• (Untitled) Church Prime rules
• <3 #2
• OKAY
• ⟒⌖⌿⟒⍀⟟⋔⟒⋏⏁ ⌰⍜☌
• (Unknown title) Dream's note to Technoblade
• (Unknown title) Las Nevadas potential members list
• (Untitled) Ranboo's mail to Wilbur
• WAAAAARRRRRRRR!
• To my sharkyson
• Techno's Will
• FIELD TRIP SLIP
• Las Nevadas contract
• Ranboo and the Council's mail
• Cookie outpost contract

Tales from the SMP books

Main article: Dream SMP books/Tales from the SMP books

• Gogtopia
• The Village That Went Mad
• (Untitled) Jack's journal
• Blockbeard twst
• The Lost City of Mizu books
• City of Mizu
• Diary #1
• The Inbetween
• Knowledge 1
• A Warning
• Masquerade
• Diary #2
• (Unknown title) Balcony book
• Courtyard
• (Unknown title) Garden book
• ???????? #1
• Main Room
• STOP #1
• (Unknown title) Front courtyard book
• 1
• 2
• ????? #1
• STOP #2
• 3
• ????? #2
• ????? #3
• ???????? #2
• JUST LISTEN
• 4
• Haunted Mansion
• Diary #4?
• Welcome!
• (Unknown title) Hidden tree room book
• Stay :]
• Origins
• ????? #4
• Welcome Back!
• (Unknown title) Courtyard book
• Welcome Back!!
• (Unknown title) Portal book
• ????? #5

Non-lore books

Main article: Dream SMP books/Non-lore books

• How to sex
• How to sex 2
• Trade (9/8/20)
• Welcome Fundy
• Explaination
• Karl is Epic :)
• Blev
• Best day ever
• Only 4 Poki
• Ponk-Ract
• :)
• Eret and Fundy's scam contracts
• Big Q's Funny Hoots
• Clue #1
• 10 Great Things
• I Owe You
• (Untitled) Puffy's failed trident sale
• How to sex 3
• House
• W'manberg potential members list
• (Untitled) Dream's prison books
• From Puffy
• BE MY VALENTINE
• 1st class
• (Untitled) Bad & Skeppy Log
• Therapuffy requests
• (Untitled) List of SMP members
• (Unknown title) Sam's to-do list
• Declaration.
• LORE SUIT 07.06
• U IS SERVED!

Misc books

Known miscellaneous books
Name	Notes	Transcript
Taco Bell	"Taco Bell" is a book written by Dream as the prize for MrBeast's $10,000 Taco Bell gift card event on September 29, 2020. It was found by Eret, the winner of the hunt.	Page 1 YOU WON! Message Dream to message Mr Beast to redeem your $10,000 Taco Bell Gift Card.
Taco Bell #2	After the $10,000 Taco Bell gift card hunt, Sapnap, who was unaware the prize had already been found, found another book titled "Taco Bell" by Dream in the place the original prize had been.	Page 1 haha you're dumb it's been found
Merry Chrimstma	"Merry Chrimstma" (and etc.) is a collection of Christmas books written by Nihachu for all server members directly. Most of the books are located under Punz's Christmas Tree, along with Niki's presents. (some books are TBA, as a majority of the books haven't been shown on stream)	Wilbur Tommy Tubbo Eret Fundy Ranboo Hbomb Puffy Quackity Punz Karl Techno Sam George Philza Dream BBH Ponk Jack Skeppy Ant Purpled Callahan Connor Vikk Lazar Sapnap Corpse Dear Wilbur I hope you have a great chrimstmas you are a great friemd and I love U very much! -Niki Hello Tommy Merry Chrimstmas you are a great inspiration for so many people out there and we know how hardworking you are keep up your great work, all appreciate you! -Niki Dear Tubbo Merry Chrimstmas I hope you stay well and happy you are a great and funny person and I wish you nothing but success -Niki Dear Eret Merry Chrimstmas to you! you are to true king of the dream smp lots of love -Niki Dear Fundy ta Merry chrimstmas you are very pog and funny and pog and a very good chess teacher also we need to finish watching netflix show youre the coolest fox I know -Niki Dear Ranboo Merry Chrimstmas I am super happy for you to be on the smp! I enjoy the time we spend together and I hope you stay safe and well -Niki Page 1 Dear Hbomb Merry chrimstmas you are the cooles and poggest and awesomest and i really like your maid bit! keep up the great work! -Niki Page 2 also your dnd character gives me a lot of comfort and with you in the group i feel a lot more confident roleplaying, thank you for being there I apprechiate you a lot <3 Page 1 Dear Puffy Merry chrimstmas you are a wounderful person and appreciate all the work you put into making people happy! I hope ypu are happy too and that next year we will be able to meet each other -Niki Page 2 ps we should go on another date :) Page 1 Dear Big Q Merry chrimstams I genuinely think you are one of the funiest people ever and I look up to you a lot I also apprechiate the fact that you try to involve me in conversations that is very nice of you Keep upyour great work you are awesome Page 2 -Niki Dear Punz Merry chrimstmas I hope you stay safe and happy and chat told me me to call you Poonz dont know what thats about but yea :) -Niki Dear Karl Merry chrimstmas You are very nice and I will never forget the awesome birthday you gave me! Im sorry I didnt choose you in my love or host but if I could go back I would do that stay safe and awesome -Niki Dear Techno Merry chrimstmas You are very pog and I enjoy spending time with you! I also admire you for how hard you work on things you set your mind to stay well and happy -Niki Page 1 Dear Sam Merry chrimstmas I think that you are very pog and I really like your minecraft builds I think we should hang out sometime :) stay well and happy -Niki Page 2 also chat told me to tell you that you are cracked at the craft dont know what that means but yeah Page 1 Dear Gogy Merry chrimstmas You are very cool and nice and a great content creator I find it very funny that your bit is you sleeping through the events I also forgive you for punching me down in the parkour in that one mcc Page 2 I hope you stay safe and happy and we should talk sometime :) -Niki Dear Philza Minecraft Merry christmas to you and Mumza I love you botch very much and I hope you two stay safe and happy! Miss U <3 - Niki Dear Dre Merry Christmass I think you are an amazing content creator and I wish you all the success and that you stay and i hope you know how greateful I am to be on this server you are awesome - Niki Dear BadBoyHalo Merry chrimstmas muffinhead! You are very nice and wholesome and I appreciate the good vibes! hope you stay happy and healthy in the next year - Niki
Thankful 4 U	"Thankful 4 U" is a collection of Thanksgiving books written by CaptainPuffy for some of the SMP's members. The books are/were located in chests in different places, such as Niki's bakery, the steps to Eret's Castle, Jschlatt's grave, etc.	No transcription available.
Friendship	Friendship is a book written by CaptainPuffy for Eret. It is unclear when the book was written, but it was found by Jack Manifold in a chest in Eret's castle on March 25, 2021.	Page 1 Page 2 Hiya Eret, I'm giving out little friendship notes and as someone who has been my friend the longest on the DreamSMP i figured it was fitting! I'm very thank for our friendship and I'm honored to have been able to grow by your side throughout the past year! You truly are an amazing person and it show with every interaction we have! Thank you for our friendship! Love, Puffy
The Book of Hype	The Book of Hype is a book written by CaptainPuffy to keep track of people who have completed hype trains on her Twitch streams.
The Book of Scatter	The Book of Scatter is a book written by CaptainPuffy to keep track of people who have misbehaved in her Twitch chat.
Sam's puzzle books	These books were written by Awesamdude as part of the puzzle he built for Technoblade on the Dream SMP, which Skeppy and BadBoyHalo later also completed. [Note: Order of the books here may be inaccurate, as the transcriptions are taken from edited YouTube videos.]	Room 1 Room 2 Room 3 Room 4 Puzzle 5 Room 6 Page 1 ==================== Welcome to the puzzle to save your horses. Do know, that any cheating will result in their death. I warned you!! ==================== This lecturns is your first clue, their will be many clues make sure to break their lecturns first before attempting the puzzle. Page 2 ==================== First Puzzle This is a complex lock, over 4000 combinations to open the door, but that shouldn't be a problem for a gamer like you... after all all true gamers know the konami code... ==================== ==================== Good job with the code. Now it's time for the real tests. Make sure you sleep you're bound to die in the maze that is to come. Remember breaking blocks in the maze and puzzle will leave your hourses dead... ==================== ==================== You made it to the end! The next puzzel is a hard one make sure to go fast! Oh and try not to die, it won't be as easy as the next time around! Good luck! You're close to saving your horses now.... ==================== ==================== Wow, you really are good at parkour.... This next one is a game of chance though and we will see if you're as good at parkour the next time around... Good luck! CLUE: He who fails, may lose, but maybe not again... ==================== ==================== This one here, will make you made, there are 2 buttons that you hit to open the door, a few buttons that will just kill you, and one button that could kill the horses if you press it twice!! Good luck! Oh I left a hint on the first button btw.... ==================== This one is easy, it's just trivia!! Oh but be careful... if you get the answer wrong it will kill your breathren... Goodluck! BTW this is the last step so you basically won congrats! ====================
HAPPY BIRTHDAY	A book written by Ponk to wish Nihachu a happy birthday. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. [Note: The current transcript was taken from one of Eret's streams, and a sub alert was covering part of the text in the book, so the top of the second page is not transcribed yet.]	Page 1 Page 2 Hi Niki! I hope you have the bestest day ever! I super glad I met you, since you have been nothing but nice a supportive to me. Please enjoy this gift I built and enjoy the goodies in the chest (...) From - DR. Ponk
Happy Birthday	A book written by Dream to wish GeorgeNotFound a happy birthday. Tommy was given the book by Ponk as part of a contract allowing Ponk to sell "essential oils" in Pogtopia. Tommy has kept the book in his ender chest.	Page 1 happy birthday george I built this entire room just for you to celebrate your birthday
FOR DREAM	A book written by Nihachu on September 16, 2020, to congratulate Dream on reaching 10 million subscribers on YouTube. It was found on January 28, 2021, near the construction site for Big Innit Hotel by TommyInnit in a chest containing several cookies, flowers, bone meal, and a cake.	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Dear Dream Congrats on 10 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS I wanted to bake you 10 cakes but sadly someone killed my cow :( so here is 1 cake and 10 cookies for you dont eat all of them at once because you might get a bellyache <3 I hope you are celebrating well - Niki also if Tommy steals this again I will be really mad :)
Mr Beast's voucher codes	These books were found in several double chests found at the end of Mr Beast's $100k gift cards challenge on December 28, 2020. They contained voucher codes for various stores. Tubbo won the challenge and opened the books to give the money away to his viewers on December 29, 2020.	No transcript available.
7K SUB PARTY	7K SUB PARTY is a book that contains some of the Twitch subs of Puffy. It was made to celebrate Puffy hitting 7,000 Twitch subs, as the titles suggests.	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 7K Sub Celebration =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= punktracyreznik nubia_ace BeeEmmaa Frankie_The_Pig misfitghostgang thorianvan fire_ice ProjectEonTwitch aurora1238 jakeeyyss whisperingmoon243 FireySapphire notablydeceased infinity__cube ruminerolls SaysMason the_goddess_diana USJapan yuki_chitenJi TiredMan_Inc excel_lynt MalloMarie dartheeveen PandorasS0cks tuhplol SleepyAeons Amaranthine1449 lol_imaperson dummbun benjamin_averso YetiWhisperer wonsung_i blulight1733 Fire_Elixir salty_pastry zellicot oleander_exe cloudyho theredhulk88 lunarstellxr mushroomsockk yurm112 Sle3pySh00b spingebub567891 NoomzWasLost just_cats_ RoxySpamcake batbry14 LunaLuluMoon beastie042843 very_hungryllama skyedrake123 dreamhaslowiq kaywin_dreams archerddn yaou2 ThePyroLion DirtyPaintWaterTV zvortex_hd dominickdt123 Edd_Shae skylarandanime ConstantneedforCoffe proffiesloth merdandizzle leoleafix katiepotatoes birbsarelife hannahxbrown e2ra134 Little_Schmidt FlowieHowie trashroom_ off_innit dreamclothing rustydoesstuff TrulyX KarateLauren lannaniam ambee9609 destiny478 catxistory novatine walnutmosss wordsinflames spoonwithapen lars31515 AshamedAries GingerBytes venusrising545 BeeSummerZ maschman99 slayer_994 RavioliSenpai madyeee VoxBlocks craziieeeyyes beastie042843 quakitus EliSSec true_lonelinesss PyroMusical h3lib0r3 rahsheaky hauntofharper hey_its_beara HaiHaiHayley0 joedereaper youngfuzz2020 the_pug_loaf frantheflames kevball8 Jinxie27 messier0 untoxin lolaexe nickymariet
(Untitled) 500K CELEBERATION	A book written by CaptainPuffy that contains all her Twitch subs from a stream after hitting 500,000 followers on Twitch. However, Puffy has not revealed most of it to the public, and added the names off-stream.	Page 1 500K CELEBERATION =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Big Book	A book ConnorEatsPants wrote as a joke, but it ended up in Karl's Library.	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Big Important Book By: ConnorEatsPants once upon a time there was a really big town with lots of very cool people. one day someone wasnt cool and no one was ok with that because they were discrimatory. everyone was sad about their prejudice. they killed him. everyone was happy. until they werent. end of chapter 1. chapter 2 everyone dieded sad :( end of chapter 2 twitch.tv/connoreatspants if cashapp is seeing this im marketable

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