The following page contains spoilers for the plot of the Dream SMP.
All banter and fighting seen in streams/videos are purely fictional and should not be taken seriously. It is highly disrespectful to send hate towards anyone so please refrain from doing so at any point.
Throughout the history of the Dream SMP, many books have been written that have affected the history of the server.
War[]
War | |||
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Description | War was written by Dream on July 29, 2020 to declare war on the newly formed nation of L'Manberg.[1] The book (along with the nation) was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
Declaration Of War |
Independance[]
Declaration of Independance | |||
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Description | Independance, also known as the Declaration of Independance, was written by Wilbur on July 29, 2020, to declare the separation of L’Manberg from the Greater Dream SMP.[2] It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE
Forever the nation of the DreamSMP have cast great sins upon our great land of the hto dog van.
This book declares that the nation which shall be henceforth known as L'Manberg is seperate, emancipated and independant from the nation of DreamSMP.The union of the masters of men. Together we are one. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one to dissolve the bonds which bind us. Disregarding of this truth is nothing short of tyranny.
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT. THAT ALL _MEN_ ARE CREATED EQUAL From the hto dog van we shall prevail. Life. Liberty. And the pursuit of victory. |
Decree[]
Decree | |||
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Description | This book, serving as L'Manberg's second Declaration of Independence, was written by Wilbur on August 2, 2020, after Tommy had sacrificed his music discs to save L’Manberg.[3] It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
Witnessed by Dream, GeorgeSomethingSomething, Sapnap and Punz
The Decree of Independance As we gaze upon the swaths of redwood trees. The great hills to our south and the walls that have protected for years. I, as the now President L'Manburg hereby state:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Freedom |
Electoral Balet[]
Electoral Balet | |||
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Description | Electoral Balet was written by Tommy on September 3, 2020, while he and Wilbur were planning out their policies for the L'Manberg election.[4] | ||
Transcript |
QOAFGein ;oisugfn 10928937 The tird of nine twoo twoo. Elecshubn Jujmper. Wilbur Ejumper Wilber. Best Party The Right. TRite The Brest |
POG Policies[]
POG Policies | |||
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Description | POG Policies was written by Wilbur on September 3, 2020, while he and Tommy were collecting reasons why people should vote for their party in the L'Manberg election. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
From the pen of TommyInnit
keep that in, keep in the stutters. Keep this in too. Politics and ladies. Let's talk about them. Money is the root of all evil, said a good man. An evil man is good. I saw a tower the other day.
Reasons to vote for us:
6. We are bonded by blood, no weapons here
14. We are fucking strong and shit |
2020 Election[]
War | |||
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Description | 2020 Election was written by Wilbur on September 3, 2020, to keep track of the upcoming L'Manberg election. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
THE ELECTION OF 21/9/2020 |
(Untitled) Vote 2020[]
Vote 2020 | ||
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Description | On September 7, 2020, Niki placed a book on a lectern inside the L'Manberg flag, as part of preparations for the upcoming election.[5] | |
Transcript |
Vote 2020 |
MANBURG TO-DO[]
MANBURG TO-DO | |||
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Description | MANBURG TO-DO was written by Jschlatt and details some of his plans as President of L'Manberg. It was given to Wilbur by Tubbo on September 23, 2020. | ||
Transcript |
~ PRESIDENTIAL TO-DO
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VISA[]
VISA | |||
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Description | VISA was written by Jschlatt on September 23, 2020, and given to Tommy, giving him, Wilbur and Technoblade permission to enter Manberg for Ninja's visit to the Dream SMP. | ||
Transcript |
~ PRESIDENTIAL DECREE
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Tyrant[]
Tyrant | |||
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Description | Tyrant was written to Tommy by Dream during Tommy and Wilbur's exile from L'Manberg. In the book, Dream tells Tommy that he does not support Schlatt as a leader of Manberg and wants to support Pogtopia by giving them gear to fight against Schlatt. It was found in a chest at the entrance of the Pogtopia ravine on September 25, 2020, during Ninja's visit to the SMP.[6] | ||
Transcript |
Tommy, I knew this time would probably come.
Schlatt wants weapons, Schlatt wants power. Schlatt wants to expand out into Dream SMP lands.
I don't know if peace can be maintaned between our two nations with Schlatt at the helm.
Schlatt is technically a democratically elected leader, and I can't overthrow him.
I have trusted you with my most prized weapon, which was used to kill you by Schlatt on the day before the election. Only fitting it be used on him in retaliation.
For now, farewell from the shadows. Be safe. |
Dear Friend.[]
Dear Friend. | |
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Description | Dear Friend is a book written by Niki in between Tommy and Wilbur's exile from L'Manberg and the Red Festival. It is addressed to an unknown person, and has not resurfaced since it was written. It has only appeared in one edited YouTube video that had a lot of pages cut out of it.[7] Most of page 4, pages 5-8, pages 11-18 and the end of page 19 were transcribed from the audio of the video, so they may be incorrectly formatted. |
Transcript |
Dear Friend
to the people
He tore down our walls wanting to expand into enemy territory and took our names from us
He casted out Tommy and Wilbur
He taxed me, took my belongings and threw me into jail for not complying. I managed to escape and I am safe for now.
Fundy has turned to his side.
But I will not stand and I will not fall for a selfish leader who doesnt
I will not stand
I will not stand
And all I know is that mr. jschlatt is putting way too much on his plate and it is time that someone takes it from him.
please remember that I have gotten EVERYTHING taken away from me |
A spy's Diary[]
A Spy's Diary | |||
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Description | A Spy’s Diary is a book written by Fundy while he was acting as a spy during Schlatt's regime of Manberg. The book was shown to the members of Pogtopia on November 7, 2020.[8] It remained unsigned for several months until Ghostbur asked Fundy to sign it on November 24, 2020 for the sake of his library. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
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A spy's diary
Day 1. Day 2. I have taken down the flag of L'manberg and pitched a new flag to Schlatt himself. He seemed to like my ideas. Once the flag is complete I will present it to him, hopefully gaining his trust. HBomb, Eret, and Nihachu are agains't me. They can't know of my true plans. I will have to live with this. Day 3. I have been working on getting purple and white wool to finish the new flag, the flag was nearly complete, but havoc struck. Niki and Tommy at seperate intervals attacked, and burned the flag down successfully, Schlatt was a witness of both events. and thus... I have been promoted not once, but twice. I may not remember my current position, but my status of getting closer to confidential information is near. Once I have acquired a seating in the whitehouse, my true plan can start. Day 4. I have finished the flag, rebuilt the country and taken down that which was agains't us. Progress is looking good on Schlatt's side. I have once again been promoted, to a new position. Bishop. Not too many spots away from being the Queen herself. However I am questioning my own
stand in this war. Am I on the right side. Luckily, due to schlatt's idiocy, he is unaware of how an enderchest works. What an idiot. I barely got away, and sccessfully stored the diary in an enderchest. Day 5. I have decided to supply myself with a FAKE DIARY, in worst case secenario.
Day ???. Disaster struck. tubbo turned out to be an insider, a spy, working and feeding information to POGTOPIA. Me being on schlatt's side, was shocked, unaware, and enraged. This man, was man I bet lettuce upon durring the boxing match. TUBBO OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, A TRAITOR. Schlatt brutally excecuted him infront of dozens of inhabitants, due to the work of Technoblade himself. (tubbox lol)
It wasnt up until the fact that Schlatt started excecuting multiple living creaturs, of which 2 were cats. I love cats man. what the fuck. dude. dont.
A lot has happened, but long story short;
If you are caught in possession of this diary, an immediate execution may result by authority. - Schlatt has a severe addiction to alcohol and cigarettes to suppress his aching body. He is unwilling to get it checked due to his pride. If the symptoms progress, he might suffer fatal concequences.
- Schlatt is incapable of swimming. After further inspection it seems to be a form of muscle atrophy.
- Schlatt is surprisingly unawawre of the concerns and state of manburg. Schlatt has no power, his entire stand is a facade. In fact, he is at his weakest point as we speak. |
Official Manberg Hotel Building Permit[]
Official Manberg Hotel Building Permit | |||
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Description | The Official Manberg Hotel Building Permit is a book written by Quackity on November 6, 2020.[9] The document was made in an attempt to scam Jschlatt out of power and transfer it over to Quackity. The scam failed, and it would eventually lead to the Manberg vs Pogtopia War. Pages 5 through 99 are blank. | ||
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- - THE OFFICIAL - - This document ensures, that no personal relationship, between Schlatt and Quackity, will intervene in the building of this historic building. In other words, no divorce papers, no prenups, no pregnancy can mess with the conditions of this contract. Schlatt hereby, agrees to permit the construction of the Manberg Hotel, as well as does Quackity. Schlatt also agrees to not not not not pay child support for Quackity's soon-to-be-born child.
Sign here for immediate effect of this document.
*THIS DOCUMENT ALSO HEREBY TURNS SCHLATT'S IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION OF POWER INTO EFFECT. THIS POWER WILL BE TRANSFERED TO QUACKITY AS SOON AS HIS SIGNATURE IS PUT INTO PLACE. |
Revival Book[]
Revival Book | |
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Description | The Revival Book is a mysterious item dropped into the world by DreamXD a millenium ago.[10] It was found and given to Dream by Jschlatt, in exchange for his allegiance during the Manberg vs Pogtopia War.[11] After memorizing its contents, Dream burned the book.[12] Dream and Punz tested the knowledge from the book on Vikkstar and LazarBeam for months to learn everything they could about how it worked.[13][14] They also died themselves to find out what limbo was like.[15]
Some time after they had revived each other and several other people, Dream and Punz found out that excessive use of revival created an imbalance in the world. This imbalance could potentially cause the world to end, and they believed that the only way to fix it was by killing people.[16] |
Transcript | No transcript available. |
What I Remember[]
What I Remember | |||
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Description | What I Remember is a book written by Ghostbur shortly after he died. He claims to have no memory of writing the book. Tommy read the book briefly on stream alongside Tubbo.[17] The book was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
———————————————————————— Things I Remember - The smell of bread - Tubbo building everythin
- Books |
National Anthem[]
National Anthem | |||
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Description | National Anthem was written by Wilbur on November 19, 2020, containing all three verses of the L'Manberg national anthem, and shown to Quackity afterwards. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War. | ||
Transcript |
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[Verse 1]
[Chorus]
Well the darkness came and then it went,
[Verse 3]
[Chorus] |
L'Manburg's Official Hit List[]
L'Manberg's Official Hit List | |||
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Description | The L’Manburg’s Official Hit List was written by Fundy to keep track of major threats to the nation of L’Manberg. The book was revealed after Tubbo decided to exile Tommy. It is currently still in Tubbo's enderchest. | ||
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___________________
d1. J. Schlatt
a2. Mr W. Soot
p3. Little pig boy
d4. Dre <3
d4. Dream The Exile ofTommyInnit. |
First Decrees[]
First Decrees | |||
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Description | First Decrees is a book written by Tubbo on November 24, 2020 with his new policies for L’Manberg. The book was stored in the Camarvan, before it was transferred to Wilbur's Library, meaning it was destroyed during the Doomsday War. It originally also included a rule against satanic rituals, but this was removed before signing. | ||
Transcript |
For my first decree as president of New L’Manburg (NLM) I would like to create some new policies and reinforce some old ones. The second policy that I will be enforcing is a all out ban on destructive weapons (aka. TNT and fire) they will never be used as an immediate response, however it will be stored and kept as a deterrent. I will also draft up a treaty to help rid them from the server The third policy I will be implementing is to honor democracy therefore an election will be held 70 days from this day forth. The current date is the 24th of November 2020 so a ballots will be open on the 2nd of February 2021 on the current president’s twitter. A president can run 2 terms max |
Arrival[]
Arrival | |||
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Description | Arrival is a book written by Philza on Ghostbur's request, describing Philzas feelings after the Manberg vs Pogtopia war. | ||
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The day after the incident.
This new place is very nice, though empty of all life. I like the ice. it reminds me of something from a long
time ago.
After much thinking and solitude I have grown to learn the meaning of the afterlife. I found totems, many totems of gold and gems. Ancient scriptures tell me of a way to bring people back to life. This is my calling, I have to save him from the cold emptyness... |
(Untitled) Fundy's adoption certificate[]
Fundy's adoption certificate | |||
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Description | This book was written by Eret on November 23, 2020, to make their adoption of Fundy official. The book is currently still in their Enderchest. | ||
Transcript |
Certificate of Adoption |
Agreement 2/12[]
Agreement 2/12 | |||
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Description | Agreement 2/12 was written during the meeting between Dream and the L'Manberg cabinet on December 2, 2020, to discuss the terms of Tommy's punishment for robbing and griefing George's house, representing an important point in the Exile Conflict. The book consists of notes ("minutes") made by Ranboo during the meeting, and an agreement written by Tubbo, as well as three signatures. | ||
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dream wants tommy OUTA HERE!!!!
Exile is an option, but the last resort
Walls could stay, but not grow. If tommy breathes wrong the walls get even bigger. Probation gets extended??
Dream proposes probation for three weeks, if he does anything wrong walls go UP and he gets an extended probation. But if he is good, the walls come down. Dream wants to be resonable On this day we have agreed that Tommy will remain on probation for 3 weeks and dueing that time the walls the are at L'Manburg will remain also. However if Tommy so much as walks out of line the probation will be extrended till Tommy is 18 and the walls will double in size.
Signed: |
day 1[]
day 1 | |||
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Description | day 1 was written by Tommy as part of his "homework" that he was tasked to write and show to Fundy while he was on probation during the Exile Conflict. However, Fundy was not satisfied with this book and discarded it, making Tommy write another instead. | ||
Transcript |
9th of December
What i did today: |
homework 1[]
homework 1 | |||
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Description | homework 1 was written by Tommy as part of his "homework" that he was tasked to write and show to Fundy while he was on probation during the Exile Conflict. | ||
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Fundy Book 1: The tale of a Big Man (aka, probation work)
Hitler.
maliciously impersonated Wilbur, and it proably wouldve brought him to tears.
Pussy. Penis, Pusys Penis, Penis Pussy, Bitch, Bitch Pussy, Fuck Fuck fuck.
T Fella
King T |
Techno's Notebook[]
Techno's Notebook | |||
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Description | Previously Eret's journal, "Techno's Notebook" is an unsigned book mostly written by Technoblade to help him keep track of his current objectives for the stream/server. It holds a list of 'To-dos' for the month of December along with some lower priority tasks. It has a hundred pages, but only five pages have something written in them. | ||
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DDECEMBER TO-DO LIST:
LOWER PRIORITY TASK I SHOULD GET AROUND TO DOING:
KILL FUNDY AND ANT nice haha you went all the way to the back of the book and there's nothing here! :) - Eret |
(Untitled) Tommy and Ranboo's mail[]
Tommy and Ranboo's mail | |||
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Description | This unnamed and unsigned book was the first book used to exchange letters between Tommy and Ranboo, but it went missing for an unknown reason. It was located in a chest in the Nether. | ||
Transcript |
EYYYYY TOMMY
Here is a joke:
Anyway, just write in the book to reply and leave it here.
Hi Rabboo!
Just wondering, do you want to kepe up a snapchat stream with me I lost all mine I lost them years ago I need snapchat I love snap score and streaks and the dog filter
Anyways speak to you soon sorry you have to be so quiet when messaaging me im really all over the place ahahahhah the ghost smells awfully fucking weird |
(Untitled) Tommy and Ranboo's mail #2[]
Tommy and Ranboo's mail #2 | |||
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Description | This unnamed and unsigned book was the second book used to exchange letters between Tommy and Ranboo, after the "last one" went missing. The book was located in a chest under the bed in the Tnret in Logstedshire, but it was probably destroyed by Dream's TNT on December 15, 2020, along with the tent itself. | ||
Transcript |
Hey Tommy!
exactly how it was.
Hi Ranboob!
Very loenly. Very scared. Please visit soon
You should reinstall snapchat that is a good idea. Bazinga
that was funny. Stay sane
I guess i hid the other mailbox a bit too well as you had no idea where it was. So i hope that you found this one at least.
where people fight. I have not fought anyone in this pit but I hope to soon because it would be fun.
Tommy
Anwyas ahah im feeling down so fuckin down im alone and no one no fucking one comes to visit me a lot and i want to go
Yeah sorry about the snap streak being lost, I hid the chest in the christmas tree but i guess that was just too good of a spot. Villagers are ugly as hell huh
That was a good joke.
Hi ranboo I can't sleep Ranboo. Every night. Loneliness hanunts me. I can't cuddle my likes when I'm asleep. Even thouhg the primes got me, I'm still so so alone i'm so alone help me ranboo pelkase for hte lover of god i thin kand i type like god but im not fgod im just a big im just a pussy
Your Faithfully,
HEY BUDDY! -Ranboo |
Memory Book[]
Memory Book | |||
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Description | Memory Book is one of Ranboo's memory books. | ||
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this is weird I don't want him to suffer that much, it should be peaceful but he did blow it up I keep techno's armour under tommy furnaces
I got killed by a llama named clarencio that could talk
RIP Placeholder |
(Untitled) Tommy's Christmas activity list[]
Tommy's Christmas activity list | |||
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Description | Tommy's Christmas activity list was a book in which Tommy wrote his plans for December 25, 2020, during his exile.[18] | ||
Transcript |
Tommy's Fun Christmas Day List:
2. Re-build & revive my old home in the Dream SMP. Not to live in, just as a personal wish. I miss home.
3. Speak to Tubbo. It doesn't matter if we get along or not (hopefully we do!). I just miss him
4. Work out what I think about Dream. |
CHRISTMAS LMAO[]
CHRISTMAS LMAO | ||
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Description | CHRISTMAS LMAO is a message written by Ranboo on December 25, 2020 for Technoblade, Phil, or Tommy.[19] He left it in a gift box at their house to wish them a merry Christmas. It also served as a call for help, since the first letters of the awkward lines on page 2 spell out "HELP". | |
Transcript |
YOOO WHOEVER OPENS THIS LMAO.
HAPPY CHRIS HOPE IT |
Do not read[]
Do not read | |||
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Description | Do not read is one of Ranboo's Memory Books, written to document events that he has witnessed during his time on the SMP, as well as other things that he does not want to forget. The book helps him compensate for his short-term memory loss, and things he has written down included his allegiances, actions, and secrets he knows.
The day before the Green Festival, Dream discovered the book, which caused Ranboo to be outed as a traitor on the day of the Festival. The book was temporarily also in the possession of Quackity and Technoblade, but was returned to Ranboo. | ||
Transcript |
Alligences
They are now very close to eachother. I still have no idea what is going on
They kicked me out, i do not know where they are
I still do not know where they are, I am sorting my barrels
hi ranboo :)
They are in the van now
[Redacted]
Dream still has control
Ghostbur seems nice
Talked with tommy today.
Tubbo and dream are speaking! I hope that it is going well for tubbo
Ghostbur is nice techno is interesting but in an okay way Tommy says that he never wants me to show my face around there ever again but do it anyway because he is your friend
I did see something it was Techno lmao he placed a photo
DO NOT LET ANYONE SEE THIS. I dont really know what my stance is on the relations in Lmanburg. Everyone is trying to pick a side and it isn't working. They let their sides get in the way of the interpersonal relationships which are much more important than a city. We have seen people get torn apart becaus of this. Why does everyone keep choosing sides? Why does Dream keep total control? It shouldnt be techno v lmanburg v dream. It should be all of us working together. But why? Why does one person care so much about power? Why does it matter?
Techno and tommy are doing something to connor lmao. it seems funny.
Philza is with technoblade now. He left and I let him leave. I visited him and Techno and helped them out with some things. Phil seems to be doing better
There are dogs in dem walls.
Techno and tommy seem to be coming into lmanburg more, I have no idea why but i can't say anything about it.
Do not press the button I gave techno and tommy and phil some supplies for christmas
I dont know what to do I want to help them but i dont want fundy to die but i dont know what to do i dont know i dont know The festival is going to go great!
Why do you not remember?
you didnt. |
Do not read #2[]
Do not read #2 | |||
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Description | Do not read #2 is another one of Ranboo's memory books. It was used as a decoy with fake or half-truthful memories during L'Manberg times to protect his actual memory book. It was accidentally destroyed in lava on December 26, 2020, by Skeppy's sister, but was later rewritten.
As of January 5, 2021, the book had been completely erased by Dream, leaving nothing but ":)" on the first page. The rest of the content on the first page seems to have been written by the "side" of Ranboo that speaks in Dream's voice and tries to help him remember things he's done that he doesn't want to remember. | ||
Transcript |
:) [DELETED]
Friends
Help them.
why is he okay?
Its all gone
She chose a side.
Cowards. I DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBER I DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBER I DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBER I DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBER I DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBERI DONT WANT TO REMEMBER
But i have to
Why do i remember this? Why do i remember tnt? Why that specifically...
New beginning.
TUBBO IS MAKIN LITERAL NUKES WTH
Dream got killed by tommy twice |
Document of Manifold Citizenship[]
Document of Manifold Citizenship | |||
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Description | The Document of Manifold Citizenship was a book written by Jack Manifold on December 15, 2020. It was handed to Antfrost, who promised to aid him against Purpled and Ponk. The book contains six terms that need to be followed to be a citizen of Manifold Land. | ||
Transcript |
Document of
1. DON'T STEAL THINGS PLEASE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH OF THEM
4. JACK MANIFOLD IS PRESIDENT LISTEN TO HIM, YH?
Signed:
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Manifold Manifesto[]
Manifold Manifesto | |||
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Description | The Manifold Manifesto is a book belonging to Jack Manifold that details his plans on the SMP. | ||
Transcript |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ENEMIES:
METHODS:
4. BUILD BASE IN SNOWCHESTER TO PLOT WITH NIKI
NOTES: |
Captain's Log[]
Captain's Log | |||
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Description | Captain's Log is a daily reflection of what Puffy thinks. This is meant to clear her mind due to the amount of events that have occurred. The day after the Banquet, Puffy begins rewriting the log, saying "it's time for a new book." | ||
Transcript | What it means to be a knight..
Day 1.
i don't know if he ever saw it or maybe he never truly cared but those four walls signified more to me then he would ever know just as l'manburg did to so many people.. i now sit in a dark cube to try to distract myself from the chaos and destruction that sits outside.. but truly regardless of where i am i don't think i will ever forget...and no one else will either..
Egg... We've planted seeds in what used to be a great nation. What effect it will have I'm not quite sure but I do know one thing is certain , whatever the outcome it wont be good. It looks like more chaos is coming even though it seemed like it couldn't get much worse.. it's a new era and I don't like it.
Day 2.
Eggpire.. i don't know what I've helped to create.. it seems evil like most things that exist around the server these days..
Regardless the egg is spreading and I don't think we can stop it.
egg getting to me? Or is there just no one to trust anymore..?
then I am a knight..
Undercover Mission: EGG
We've not formed a proper place to meet and discuss the future "EGGPIRE" plans.. but despite all reasoning Bad and others seem to think the EGG equals GOOD.. but at what cost are we achieving this so called good..
true intentions of the Eggpire are.. but most importantly everyone elses life is at risk.
Duckling..
children that have had to endure much more then children should.. and when you really think about it..it's over a disc.. a stupid circular piece of vinyl meant more to my duckling the life and happiness of others..
he has done.. i believe that one day he will be changed..
edge..
SAM IS WITH THE EGG
had rigged the RQ to have a secret tunnel in the floor leading directly to the egg..what happens next pains me to write..
WERE GOING TO KILL ME
Friends
Today I fought out that Ant and BBH tried to have me killed.
to assassinate me...
THE EGG FIGHTS BACK:
also a kid. My mistake was not seeing our differences and instead looking at what we shared in common.
So tonight I made the mistake of thinking I could fix this all on my own.. end an entire empire even and save what is almost lost.
I don't think I'll be able to try again.. so the question is why did the egg spare Tommy?
from adult? What makes the difference.
Going Pro-Omelette:
about the meeting.
Pro-Omelette. Not an empire or a government with pointless figureheads but a way to fight back against the future chaos that the egg will ultimately spread to the server.
Techno managed to save him hopefully before any serious damage was done like with what happened to Sam...
to keep a close eye on all future things he has planned. It marks the Era of Peace.. and it starts today!
Today I failed..
I'm done with the titles, the factions, the sides and caring about what others think.
Tommy but what everyone has been through.. to never forget what it means to lose someone, lose everything. |
The Syndicate[]
The Syndicate | |||
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Description | The Syndicate is an outline of the goals and expectations of The Syndicate for anarchy, originally written by Technoblade on January 18, 2021, and a reworked version being signed, copied, and handed out to Nihachu and Ranboo on March 6.[20] | ||
Transcript |
This syndicate is formed to serve as a network for fellow Anarchists to meet, exchange information and cooperate in the mutual pursuit of Anarchy and the fight against Tyranny.
No member shall reveal information about the Syndicate to others.
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I'm Sorry[]
I'm Sorry | ||
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Description | I'm Sorry is a book written by Eret on January 20, 2021. It was placed in Wilbur's chest in Eret's recreation of the Final Control Room for The Dream SMP Historical Museum | |
Transcript |
I'm Sorry |
Sam Nook's progress reports[]
Sam Nook's progress reports | ||
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Description | Sam Nook's progress reports are books kept inside a chest underneath the Big Innit Hotel that Sam Nook regularly wrote for Awesamdude to tell him about his progress on the hotel. | |
Transcript | Currently no transcript available. Currently no transcript available. Currently no transcript available. Currently no transcript available.
SYSTEM SHUTDOWN ACTIVE REPORT... |
Do not read #3[]
Do not read #3 | |||
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Description | Do not read #3 is the third of Ranboo's Dream SMP books/Lore books/Memory Books. He started writing in it after the Disc Confrontation on January 20. The most recent addition was on June 18, 2021.[21] Page 15 was written off-stream on June 1, 2021,[22] after a conversation that presumably occured between Phil and Ranboo while Techno was talking to Quackity.[23] | ||
Transcript |
:) I havent heard the voice in a long time! I think i finally got rid of it! However, the blackouts seem to be a little more frequent which is odd. i dont think i do much in them which is alright. Blacked out yet again, keep waking up in odd places. I think it may have something to do with the enderman powers suddenly appearing. I cant remember anything from these periods, but i dont think i do anything bad!
Pickaxes randomly become less durable for some reason.
PLAN:
THINGS THAT WE HAVE CONFIRMED
STOP HAVING PETS DIE He's dead.
TOMMY IS NOT MY FAULT. I think they threatened tubbo. If i join maybe i can help them not attack him.
He's alive.
What am I?
Remember about the "new table" Phil talked about "her" the creator of random forests for some reason. Forest appeared outside house. Dont know who Her is. Never heard about Her. Ok so "her" is not actually a name. Got it. Turns out the "universal nicknames" are something completely different
TO DO LIST FOR LAS NEVADAS: 6. Teach whoever runs this place how to use windows. And NOT the microsoft kind. The actual kind of windows Las Nevadas seems like it has more under the surface.
PEOPLE IN LAS NEVADAS:
Fundy: Fundy |
Independents.[]
Independents. | |||
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Description | Independents is a book written by Tubbo on January 21, 2021 to declare Snowchester's independence from the Dream SMP. | ||
Transcript |
Prison waivers[]
Prison waivers | |||
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Description | The prison waivers are books given to each visitor to Pandora's Vault to sign before they are allowed to enter the main holding cell. The first book is given to them as they enter the prison,[24] and the second and third are signed during the journey into the prison.[25]
[Note: The parts written in square brackets are the individual signatures written by each visitor.] | ||
Transcript |
Page 1
In the event that a prisoner is to escape during my visit, or after my visit because of my actions, I hereby give permission for any individual to hunt me down and kill me until I am completely dead.
In the event of security protocol taking place while I am within the bounds of the maximum security cell, I hereby acknowledge that I could potentially be locked within the cell for up to 7 days, or until the security issue is resolved. |
Locker 1 Key[]
Locker 1 Key | |||
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Description | Locker 1 Key is a book that serves as a keycard to Locker 1 inside Pandora's Vault. It was used by Tommy during his visit to the prison on January 21, 2021, and was also used by BadBoyHalo, Ranboo and Sapnap. | ||
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The LV Project[]
The LV Project | |||
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Description | The LV Project is a contract written by Quackity on January 23, 2021 for his and Awesamdude's plans for "Project LV" (Las Vegas). The book is currently in Quackity's enderchest. | ||
Transcript |
- - PROJECT LV - -Awesamdude AKA Handsamdude, hereby vouches to build LV property and functional casinos, strip clubs, and other means of entertainment in LV land. In return, he will be allowed to place his bank ATM's in the property + will get 35% of the lifetime
profits that these means of entertainemnt entails. |
Hotel Contract[]
Hotel Contract | |||
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Description | Hotel Contract is a contract written on January 24, 2021, by TommyInnit and signed by Awesamdude detailing terms and conditions of their partnership on building Big Innit Hotel.[26] | ||
Transcript |
Contract for awesamdude:
- awesamdude must protect TommyInnit
- awesamdude must declare TommyInnit as one of his best friends. |
thank you![]
thank you! | ||
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Description | thank you! is a book written by Dream on January 30, 2021, to thank BadBoyHalo for visiting him in Pandora's Vault.[27] Bad placed the book in Dream's chest inside the prison. | |
Transcript |
thank you for visiting me badboyhalo! |
(Unknown title) Ranboo's fourth memory book[]
(Unknown title) Ranboo's fourth memory book | |
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Description | The fourth Memory Book written by Ranboo in his Enderwalk state. He doesn't know where the book is or what it contains - only that it apparently contains a record of his conversation with Dream during Ranboo's visit to Pandora's Vault, which he himself doesn't remember. He plans to find and destroy the book. |
Transcript | No transcript available. |
⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜[]
⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ | |||
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Description | ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ are two prison waivers signed by Ranboo during his visit to Pandora's Vault in his Enderwalk state. The exact date of the visit is unknown. Their contents were originally the same as the prison waivers mentioned above, but have been overwritten by Enderman language. Their titles read "Ranboo" in Enderman language. | ||
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Tommy's hotel leaflets[]
Tommy's hotel leaflets | ||
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Description | Tommy's hotel leaflets are four books he wrote to different SMP members on February 2, 2021, in order to advertise Big Innit Hotel.[28] | |
Transcript |
Page 1
Page 1
Page 1
Page 1 |
Dream's notes to Sapnap[]
Dream's notes to Sapnap | |||
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Description | Dream's notes to Sapnap was a book that Dream used to communicate to Sapnap during Sapnap's visit to Pandora's Vault on February 9/10. During the visit, Dream refused to speak and only edited the first page as his way of speaking to Sapnap. Each time Dream communicated a new thought, he deleted the previous contents. | ||
Transcript | I am not talking you took so long im on strike it was a security measure i spent days i broke the lecturn i was making a portal and he did this eventually can you pass a message ranboo :) yes and tell the warden i need a new clock thank you for visiting me |
(Untitled) Note to Puffy[]
Note to Puffy | |||
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Description | This was a note found on February 8, 2021 by CaptainPuffy in a chest left to her. It was BadBoyHalo who left this note, posing as Techno in order to bait Puffy. Puffy later gave this note to Ranboo to destroy. | ||
Transcript |
I heard you wanted to arrange a meeting with me |
(Untitled) Puffy's note to Techno[]
Puffy's note to Techno | |||
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Description | Puffy's note to Techno is a note written on February 8, 2021, as a response to the above note by BadBoyHalo. Puffy's note was hidden in a chest behind a note block she placed in the attic of Technoblade's cabin. | ||
Transcript |
We need to meet |
Jack book[]
Jack book | ||
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Description | Jack book is a contract written by TommyInnit as a contract for Jack Manifold when employing him at Big Innit Hotel on February 16, 2021.[29] | |
Transcript |
you work for me |
Kingdom Taxes[]
Kingdom Taxes | ||
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Description | Kingdom Taxes is a book written by Eret on February 22 and given to several people, including Awesamdude and Jack Manifold, to demand tax payments. | |
Transcript |
By decree of The King, you are kindly being asked to pay your OVERDUE taxes.
grievous property damage as a result of an unleashed wither. |
(Untitled) Note to Tubbo[]
Note to Tubbo | ||
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Description | An untitled note to Tubbo by an unknown author found in his mailbox on February 24, 2021. | |
Transcript |
Careful. |
for dream[]
for dream | ||
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Description | for dream is a book written by Tommy on March 1, 2021, and given to Dream shortly before his death in Pandora's Vault.[30] In it, he expresses his rage at Dream after the time trapped inside the prison with him. | |
Transcript |
Dream is ugly - The norval: |
Evidence[]
Evidence | ||
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Description | Evidence is a book kept by Tubbo, started on March 3, 2021, to keep track of the evidence he discovers while attempting to figure out the person/people responsible for Tommy's death on March 1. | |
Transcript |
The Crime:
Evidence:
this because of the snow patten on the roof of the prison. |
November 15th[]
November 15th | ||
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Description | November 15th is a book found by CaptainPuffy on her old pirate ship on March 7, 2021.[31] It was apparently written by her on November 15, although she canonically has no memory of this. | |
Transcript |
November 15th 2020
thrown overboard and hopefully will be able to swim to shore.
I guess I'll never find that darn treasure let alone break my family curse. |
Puffy's pirate ship books[]
Puffy's pirate ship books | ||
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Description | There were a lot of books found in Puffy's old pirate ship on March 7, 2021. None of them apart from "November 15th" (see above) have been read on stream. One of them was titled "From Mom". | |
Transcript |
Currently no transcript available. |
I'M SORRY![]
I'M SORRY! | ||
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Description | I'M SORRY! is a book written by CaptainPuffy on March 7, 2021[32] to apologise for her and Awesamdude's attempt to prank Tubbo and Ranboo by bringing a second baby zombie piglin to their attic as a "friend" for their son Michael. | |
Transcript |
Dear Ranboo & Tubbo,
is to both of you. That's initially the reason I wanted to bring him a friend to be there when you were away.
Sorry again! |
Connor's Diary[]
Connor's Diary | ||
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Description | Connor's Diary is a book written by ConnorEatsPants that he showed to Tommy on March 12, 2021.[33] It appears to have been written over the course of the week preceding this, starting on March 8 and ending on March 12. It also references the Haunted Mansion episode of Tales from the SMP that was streamed on March 9, which Connor himself took part in. | |
Transcript |
i miss my friend jschlatt
i saw karl today
i miss my friend tommy
i need a girlfriend
hope something happens today |
help[]
help | ||
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Description | help is Tommy's request for therapy at CaptainPuffy's TheraPuffy office, written on March 12, 2021 after he got out of Pandora's Vault.[34] | |
Transcript |
help me |
Plz be okay[]
Plz be okay | ||
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Description | A book written by CaptainPuffy on March 12, 2021, in response to Tommy's request for therapy. | |
Transcript |
Hi Tommy, |
(Untitled) Glatt's note to Quackity[]
Glatt's note to Quackity | ||
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Description | A book found inside a chest next to Quackity's cow farm, supposedly written by Glatt to invite Quackity to his secret underground gym. It was canonically found by Quackity on March 16, 2021,[35] but was also found by Eret on March 9 outside of lore.[36] | |
Transcript |
FUCK YOU F UC K YOUUU
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If this falls in the right hands, you know who you are. dont pay attention to Page 1. if this isnt the right person FUCK OFF. if this is my Sugar Pumpkin then you are have to do the following:
2. FOLLOW THE TRACK ON TOP OF YOUn . ride that shit and ride it fast!!!!! x 558 y 26 You had the fattest ass in my cabinet *starts jerking off* |
JACK MANIFESTO[]
JACK MANIFESTO | ||
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Description | JACK MANIFESTO is a book written on March 21, 2021, by Jack Manifold, detailing his new plans and goals.[37] | |
Transcript |
GOALS:
TASKS:
WE MUST INVESTIGATE THE DISAPPEARANCE OF SAM'S CAMERAS. THIS WILL MAKE HIM TRUST US |
(Untitled) Jack's evidence[]
Jack's evidence | ||
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Description | Jack's evidence is a book Jack Manifold wrote directly after writing his new manifesto, JACK MANIFESTO, on March 21, 2021. He gathers evidence on who has stolen Sam's cameras, as he needs to find them in order to become a prison guard. | |
Transcript |
EVIDENCE:
PUFFY:
4. SELLS CAMERAS AT MCPUFFY'S (MAYBE NOT THE CAMERAS WE'RE LOOKING FOR THOUGH)
6. TRIED DISTRACTING WITH HER OWN DETECTIVE WORK – SUS?
ANYONE WITH ALLIUM IS A FRIEND
CHAT SUGGESTIONS:
4. GHOSTBUR - CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT, PROBABLY A GOOD THIEF
E |
WARDEN ACCESS[]
WARDEN ACCESS | ||
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Description | At least twelve books serving as keycards for Pandora's Vault which were written off stream by Awesamdude, but were later stolen[38] and shown on stream by Ponk, HBomb, and Niki on March 23, 2021. It was later confirmed that these were old books that were no longer in use. Despite this, the theft lead Sam to cut off Ponk's left arm.[39] | |
Transcript |
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UNIQUE BOOK CODE DO NOT SHOW ON STREAM EVER |
Shulker Agreeme[]
Shulker Agreeme | ||
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Description | Shulker Agreeme is a book written by Ranboo on March 29, 2021, as a contract between him and Foolish about the lime green shulker box Foolish had received from a deal with Drista earlier that day. The book was meant to be titled "Shulker Agreement", but the title was cut short due to character limit.[40] Ranboo is presumed to have been in his enderwalk state while writing the book, as later on he did not remember making the deal.[41] | |
Transcript | It is hereby stated that Ranboo is the rightful owner of the Lime Green Shulker Box given to Foolish. The transfer of ownership was achieved on 3/29/2021. Ranboo agrees to rent out the shulker box for a VERY VERY LONG TIME in exchange for favors that were
agreed upon off of the record. Foolish will gain the shulker box as long as the promises are upheld. |
Fundy's dream books[]
This page/section describes topics that may be uncomfortable or upsetting to some readers. Readers' discretion is advised. Avoid this page/section if you are sensitive to topics of derealization.
On March 30, 2021, Fundy had a series of what seemed to be dreams, in which his house was located in a desert rather than its usual spot. During these dreams, he found several books, all of which contained several blank pages.
(Untitled) Book 1[]
Book 1 | ||
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Description | This book was found the first time Fundy woke up in the desert. The book had 87 pages, but only 34 were shown. Pages 29-34 progressively spelled out the phrase "wake up", with the phrase "You are not real" at the bottom of every page as well. | |
Transcript | Hi me!
Fundy here
You're probably wondering why you are in the middle of nowhere.
But that's not important right now. Pretty much to sum this place up Well It's not real None of this is real You are not real
wake up |
(Untitled) Book 2[]
Book 2 | ||
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Description | This book was found the second time Fundy woke up in the desert. The book had 87 pages, but only 38 were shown. | |
Transcript | Hi me!
Welcome back!
There are two things you can do right now Walk back to your base, jump in bed, fall asleep, and you will wake up as if nothing ever happened Or you can keep reading... And I will tell you what I know... You are not real You dont want to know the truth WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP |
(Untitled) Book 3[]
Book 3 | ||
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Description | This book was found the third time Fundy woke up in the desert. The book had 87 pages, and a lot of them were blank. | |
Transcript | Hi. again. ... Why are we so persistent ... Why are we so stubborn ... You have been here before, but you keep coming back ... Why? WHY??? You dont want to know the truth It will hurt you I dont want to be hurt again YOU dont want to be hurt again I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT PLEASE JUST LEAVE GO TO BED FALL ASLEEP ENJOY YOUR LIFE ENJOY THE FUN THINGS THE TRUTH ISNT WHAT YOU WANT PLEASE STOP THIS STOP!!!! UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP It's not going to work, huh.. Listen to me Fundy... Your mind is not safe... You are not imagining this... This place might not be real... But he is. Spare yourself. I need you to listen carefully.
Do not join him.
his plans aren't as nice as they sound.
he will use you
everything you ever loved do not join him. |
30/03/2021[]
30/03/2021 | ||
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Description | This book was found as an item on the ground behind Fundy after he had placed the above book back inside the chest. The book was signed by Fundy himself, although he had no memory of writing it. The last page, page 22, was not shown. | |
Transcript | note to self hello
I just wrote this book to remember who I am All the books I just found are indeed written by me Listen to yourself You suffer from a very odd illness You suffer from a form of insomnia, within your own dreams. Now the effects of this aren't really known, and even I don't fully know what is going on. but let me tell you somehow, this world, these actions and events, are linked to reality. things that happen in these so-called "dreams", tend to leak into the real world they will actually happen. you might wonder how exactly this is a bad thing. the ability to predict certain events from happening, sounds pretty cool. however... while this might be the case for dreams... this also is the case for nightmares... this is your last warning Fundy please... for the both of us... just wake up. |
Please Niki[]
Please Niki | ||
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Description | Please Niki is a book written by Karl on April 5, 2021, to invite Nihachu to combine her secret city with Kinoko Kingdom.[42] | |
Transcript |
Hey Niki Remember that one time when we started Rutabagaville together? That would be crazy if we could do something like that again!! haha jk jk (unless?)
Anywho! Would love to combine our efforts and make our territories combine for the better! |
(Unknown title) Tubbo's nuke instructions[]
Tubbo's nuke instructions | |
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Description | On April 9, 2021, while interrogating Foolish, Tubbo revealed that there was a book containing instructions on how to build nuclear weapons. He also revealed that the book had been stolen.[43] The exact content of the book is unknown. |
Transcript | No transcript available. |
PROJECT NEVADAS[]
PROJECT NEVADAS | ||
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Description | PROJECT NEVADAS is a book written by Quackity on April 12, 2021. It was placed in a chest at the site where Wilbur's resurrection was originally attempted.[44] | |
Transcript |
My dearest friend, Wilbur... |
(Untitled) Ranboo's mail to Phil[]
Ranboo's mail to Phil | ||
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Description | On April 29, 2021, Ranboo wrote a note to Phil and left it in a chest labeled "Mail for Phil" inside Phil's house.[45] | |
Transcript |
Heya phil! |
Puffy's graveyard books[]
On May 5, 2021, Puffy built a graveyard for people who had lost three canon lives. Each of the graves has a lectern with a book containing information on the canon deaths of the person being commemorated, as well as their last words.[46] The phrasing for the canon deaths in the books was taken directly from the respective characters' wiki pages.
(Untitled) Schlatt book[]
Schlatt book | ||
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Description | This book was placed on the lectern next to Schlatt's grave in the graveyard. | |
Transcript |
History of Jschlatt =-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-
War. |
(Untitled) Wilbur book[]
Wilbur book | ||
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Description | This book was placed on the lectern next to Wilbur's grave in the graveyard. | |
Transcript |
History of Wilbur Soot =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
November 16th, 2020: |
(Untitled) Tommy book[]
Tommy book | ||
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Description | This book was placed on the lectern next to Tommy's grave in the graveyard. Page 2 was later rewritten.[47] | |
Transcript |
History of TommyInnit =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
March 1st, 2021:
March 1st, 2021: |
(Untitled) Mexican Dream book[]
Mexican Dream book | ||
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Description | This book was placed on the lectern next to Mexican Dream's grave in the graveyard. | |
Transcript |
L'Sandberg Wall[]
L'Sandberg Wall | ||
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Description | L'Sandberg Wall is a book written by Foolish on May 12, 2021, as part of a property dispute between him and BadBoyHalo over "L'Sandberg", a structure built by Bad on April 26, 2021, near Foolish's summer home.[48] The book was placed in a chest outside L'Sandberg's walls with a book and quill for Bad to respond. Foolish also kept a copy of the book. | |
Transcript |
Dear L'Sandberg,
by the residents of L'Sandberg within 5 days. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY DISPUTE OVER THESE LAND CLAIMS! |
<3[]
<3 | ||
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Description | <3 is a book written by BadBoyHalo on May 12, 2021, to Foolish in response to his book "L'Sandberg Wall" and placed inside the same chest the above book was in.[49] The original page 1 was written by Puffy, but was deleted when Bad wrote the version that is now signed. | |
Transcript |
EAT DIRT FOOLISH LSANDBURG WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!
I agree with Foolish and also you should give Puffy diamonds as well because I'm also offended |
Is this war?[]
Is this war? | ||
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Description | Is this war? is a book written by Foolish on May 13, 2021, in response to "<3" by BadBoyHalo.[50] Foolish also kept a copy of the book. | |
Transcript |
Dear L'Sandburg
P.S. |
Helpza[]
Helpza | ||
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Description | Helpza is a book written by Foolish on May 13, 2021, to request the Syndicate's help with fighting against L'Sandberg.[51] The book was originally named H e l p, but was renamed with an anvil. Foolish also kept a copy of the book. | |
Transcript |
Dear PhilzaMinecraft,
L'Sandburg. He has already threatened my home and told me to "DIEEEEEEE." BBH has even attempted to kidnap my child! I hope this letter finds you in good health and you consider my request. You are so brave :D |
ERET H E L P[]
ERET H E L P | ||
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Description | ERET H E L P is a letter written to Eret by Foolish on May 13, 2021, requesting their help with fighting L'Sandberg.[52] The book was originally named H E L P, but was renamed with an anvil. Foolish also kept a copy of the book. | |
Transcript |
Dear Old Pal Eret, |
War Starts Now[]
War Starts Now | ||
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Description | War Starts Now was written by Tubbo on May 14, 2021, and placed inside the chest Foolish and Bad were using for communication about L'Sandberg.[53] | |
Transcript |
Yes this is WARRRR |
(Untitled) Church Prime rules[]
Church Prime rules | ||
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Description | Tommy started writing the rules for the Holy Land/Church Prime on May 15, 2021. The book he wrote them in was one of the Therapuffy requests Ranboo and Tubbo had written, which Ranboo had erased and given to Tommy. | |
Transcript |
Church Prime Rules Smile |
<3 #2[]
<3 #2 | ||
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Description | <3 #2 is a book written by BadBoyHalo on May 15, 2021, and placed in the chest being used for communication about L'Sandberg.[54] Foolish also made a copy of the book. | |
Transcript |
Dear Foolish,
I think this is an amicable situation for both of us so that we can avoid further bloodshed and tears. |
OKAY[]
OKAY | ||
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Description | OKAY was written by Foolish on May 16, 2021, in response to <3 #2 by BadBoyHalo, and placed in the chest for L'Sandberg communication.[55] | |
Transcript |
Dear L'Sandburg, |
⟒⌖⌿⟒⍀⟟⋔⟒⋏⏁ ⌰⍜☌[]
⟒⌖⌿⟒⍀⟟⋔⟒⋏⏁ ⌰⍜☌ | ||
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Description | On May 21, 2021, Ranboo revealed that there is a book he uses to keep track of the results of his "experiments". He stated that he canonically does not let his ender particles (which represent his Twitch chat) see the book, as they disapprove of the experiments and he no longer keeps them around for the experiments themselves, either, saying that he "learned" from the time they were present for one.[56]
However, despite this, page 1 of the book was shown on stream on May 22, 2021.[57] The book's title reads "Experiment log" in Enderman language, and the book itself is also written in Ender. | |
Transcript |
Original:
Purpose of experimentation: |
(Unknown title) Dream's note to Technoblade[]
Dream's note to Technoblade | |
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Description | In episode 3 of the Las Nevadas series on May 22, 2021, Dream wrote a note to Technoblade on Quackity's command. The content of this note is unknown other than the beginning being "Dear Technoblade." |
Transcript | No transcript available. |
(Unknown title) Las Nevadas potential members list[]
Las Nevadas potential members list | |
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Description | In episode 3 of the Las Nevadas series on May 22, 2021, Quackity gave Awesamdude a list of people he wanted to recruit into Las Nevadas. The book was not shown on stream, but it was confirmed to list Foolish, and not list George, Sapnap or Karl. It is also presumed to have included Purpled. |
Transcript | No transcript available. |
(Untitled) Ranboo's mail to Wilbur[]
Ranboo's mail to Wilbur | ||
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Description | On May 30, 2021, Ranboo wrote a letter to Wilbur and placed it inside a chest in the attic of Phil's house.[58] | |
Transcript |
Dear Wilbur,
hope that we can continue to be kind to eachother? I know that you have a bad rep but I believe that all the time you spent, well, dead, may have changed you for the better. If there is anything you need just let me know and ill try! |
<3 #3[]
<3 #3 | ||
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Description | On June 1, 2021, BadBoyHalo wrote a letter to Technoblade wishing him a happy birthday and placed it inside a chest next to a birthday cake he had built near Techno's house.[59] | |
Transcript |
Dear Technoblade, matters aside I have built a delicious giant cake for you in honor of your birthday. I hope this cake finds you well and may you have many excellent birthdays to follow. If you would be interested in possibly destroying my enemies for me and salting the earth they call home so that they never
find happiness again that would be most kind. If you would like to discuss this matter further you know where to find me. |
WAAAAARRRRRRRR![]
WAAAAARRRRRRRR! | ||
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Description | WAAAAARRRRRRRR! was written by CaptainPuffy on June 1, 2021, with assistance from BadBoyHalo.[60] It was written to declare war on Ponk. | |
Transcript |
Dear Ponk,
castle, BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE!
and give you a taste of your own disgusting medicine!
We all need to talk immediately before this escalates more then it already has. |
To my sharkyson[]
To my sharkyson | ||
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Description | To my sharkyson was written by Puffy on June 2, 2021, and placed in a chest outside L'Sandberg.[61] | |
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Dear Foolish!
was to keep an eye on Bad so he didn't build any further on your land or cause you more problems.
need a fridge though to be reminded of how Supreme you are! |
Techno's Will[]
Techno's Will | ||
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Description | Techno's Will is a book written by Technoblade, given to Phil before his prison visit on June 6, 2021. Phil opened the first page of the will on September 14, then revealed the rest of the pages for a subgoal on September 20.[62][63] | |
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THIS PAGE IS LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK
Dear Ph1lza Minecraft, I left my valuables in a barrel hidden in the top floor's ceiling and a chest under the stone in a corner of that one weird room under the house with pistons. Distribute them as you see fit. Please keep Steve and the foxes well-fed; the wolves can be released into the wilderness.
Tell Ranboo & Niki that they're stronger than they know.
Tell the rest of the SMP that having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God. e |
FIELD TRIP SLIP[]
FIELD TRIP SLIP | ||
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Description | FIELD TRIP SLIP is a book written by Quackity for Technoblade to give Sam during his prison visit on June 6, 2021.[64] | |
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Sam. Technoblade will be paying Dream a visit. This is business related. Let it happen. |
Las Nevadas contract[]
Las Nevadas contract | ||
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Description | The Las Nevadas contract is a book written by Quackity that details the conditions of being a citizen of Las Nevadas. There are multiple copies of the book, and Fundy signed his version (titled "Perm. Residence") on June 9, 2021. Purpled also has a copy as of June 9, but his has not been signed. | |
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All persons naturalized in Las Nevadas, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of Las Nevadas and the land wherein they reside. TAXES. Residents are required to pay a jurisdictional and financial charge to the nation to fund furutre projects and development of the nation. Failure to pay could result in the extinction of your permanent residence and possibly death.
MILITARY PARTICIPATION.
LAND.
GAMBLING.
THE LV LEGAL SYSTEM
FAILURE TO RESPECT THE CONSTITUTION AND THE DUTIES WHICH ARE ASSIGNED TO THIS RESIDENCE WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF CITIZENSHIP,
DEATH.
QUACKITY - |
Ranboo and the Council's mail[]
Ranboo and the Council's mail | ||
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Description | On June 9, 2021, Ranboo revealed that he has a book in which he exchanges letters with the Council, a group of endermen at the bottom of the Intimidation Pit.[65] With the book, he also received an axe named "Axe of the End" in Enderspeak. | |
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Hello!
Council,
Hello. However, we also know that there are people that you care about and you need to understand that in order to take care of those people you are no longer able to just stand idle. You need to take a more active role again. We have given you something that can help with that. Use it carefully.
We respect your wishes. |
Cookie outpost contract[]
Cookie outpost contract | ||
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Description | On August 4, 2021, Quackity and Tubbo wrote a contract detailing that Tubbo's cookie outpost would become part of Las Nevadas. The coordinates and Quackity's signature had not been added when the book was last shown on stream.[66] | |
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Slime's final message[]
Slime's final message | ||
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Description | After his death, Slime left a written message for Quackity before disappearing. Each page contains one letter that is spaced apart from the others; these letters can be assembled to spell "LEGACY." The book's other contents appear to be gibberish. The seventh page was written by Quackity as he tried to figure out the message. | |
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]BHI0PEDTBH
90XDESRHYNGPVJI8KU9
OLDIXKUJFRHENGVBOLJ
0PSIRDEGJUT8B-NB
JFMPWS;0EDJMGFV,P;SXC
GCTHNSOXIDGHNV L E G A C Y |
Book of Death[]
BOOK OF DEATH | ||
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Description | The Book of Death is an item dropped into the world by DreamXD a millenium ago.[10] It was found by Sapnap on January 31, 2022. The book can be used to kill a person instantly, but it will also kill the owner of the book. Sapnap tried to test the book by writing an imaginary name and MICHAEL's name, but was informed by DreamXD that the book did not work on people who did not exist nor on pets. When Sapnap wrote Dream's name, DreamXD also told him that the book did not work on the owner of the Revival Book.[67] | |
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BOOK OF DEATH
- This book cannot be replicated.
Use at your own risk. Each name on a new line. |
Boo and Ranboo's messages[]
Do not read | ||
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Description | On March 31, 2022, it was revealed that Boo and Ranboo had been writing messages to each other using a shared "Do not read" book while Ranboo was in the afterlife. These messages mostly consist of Boo explaining his and Ranboo's current situation and attempting to reassure Ranboo.[68] | |
Transcript | Hello. Hello? Who are you? The part of you that is missing. Where am I? Where is everyone? You... are dead oh... who are you? Like I said, the part that is missing that is currently experiencing everything afterward. Where am I? You are where your soul was before and where it will be for the forseeable future. I wouldnt worry however as I know that people here get revived easily. However you will feel the emotional pain of every experience I have. Is that what those words are? Everything people are saying? Yes. I am sorry. Are they okay? Yes. They are safe in their own ways. Good. So I shouldnt be here for long? Everyone cares for you. So you wont be. I will try to numb the pain as much as I can. Thank you. Hello? Hello. It hurts. I know. I am sorry for how I acted in the beggining I was not aware of how much it affected you. What exactly are you? I am you just... without a heart metaphorically speaking. However I/you have such a moral based mindset that I am still able to understand at least right and wrong. In a sense I am still you and you are still me and we are still each other. That is confusing. I know. Dont worry it wont be like this for much longer. Are you sure? Yes. Hello? Hello. I am not sure what is happening. I thought that we would have been back by now. Is he trying? No. I have not heard from him in weeks. I am in the mansion now and I only really leave to look after Michael. Im sorry I know that this must be painful. It is. Ill find something that can help soon. I will try. Why did you lie? I didnt want to. I thought it would protect you |
For Eret[]
For Eret | ||
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Description | A book given to Eret by Wilbur after their conversation on May 19th, 2022.[69] Wilbur originally told them to open it at least three months later, but he later asked Eret on August 2nd, 2022 to postpone the opening by a month.[70] Eret opened the book on September 2nd, 2022. They thought that perhaps the "desert" could refer to the poem Ozymandias, a poem that Wilbur was fond of. Eret put the book in their museum.[71] | |
Transcript | You didn't deserve any of what was done to you It was a pleasure to speak with you today. For the first time in a while I have felt calmness.
Please never give up trying to unite people. You are not the villain Your grand works and statues will outlive any of the horrible tales spun about your past
When the day comes and we all finally pass on I like to think we will all reconvene in a large desert.
We've lived too long, Eret.
We will have a long way to go though. But that desert, that blank slate of sand Dearest Eret
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Independence[]
Independence | ||
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Description | On June 6th, 2022, Wilbur forced Dream to write this book or else Wilbur would kill himself. The text was dictated by Wilbur. After Dream wrote and signed it, Wilbur told him to give the book to Tommy. Tommy read the text to Wilbur, but never showed the actual pages on-stream.[72] The book was in Tommy's ender chest until November 12th, 2022, when Dream made Tommy give him everything that was in his ender chest, including this book.[73] | |
Transcript | L'Manberg was a sovereign and legitimate nation from the start. And Wilbur was a leader through legitimacy. And I, Dream, am a terrorist to L'Manberg. |
for Tubbo.[]
for Tubbo. | ||
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Description | A book left by Tommy for Tubbo right before Tommy went to act as bait so that a nuke could kill Dream and Punz.[74] The contents of the book were revealed on a non-lore stream by CaptainPuffy.[75] | |
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To Tubbo.
playing on this world with you, has changed my life. bye bye, bee boy. |
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