A spy's diary

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"A spy's diary" was created by Fundy to track and record his progress as one of the HR's (High Ranks) of Manberg, but mainly his long term betrayal of Schlatt. Though his name is left anonymous in the book, it is fairly easy to recognize it is him due to the fact that a lot of the information is very detailed, providing information such as positions, buildings, and promotions.

• Fundy understands the risk of keeping something like this, so he always keeps it in his Ender Chest. Fundy had almost been caught by Jschlatt when writing in it once and only narrowly escaped due to the fact that Jschlatt had no idea how to operate an Ender Chest.
• Fundy's diary had at one point been found by Wilbur and Tommy, but due to the lack of naming they were unable to identify who the spy was.
• After nearly being caught, Fundy decided that the only way to ensure the secrecy of his diary was to create a secret bunker where no one would be able to find it. He ensured that only he could access it by creating a high tech secret entrance system.

Contents

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1. (Introductory) A spy's Diary Written by an anonymous author (1 of 20)
2. Day 1. I have decided to infiltrate Schlatt's regime. His actions and beliefs are the polar opposite of what I stand for, and I must put a stop to this. Instead of forming a revolution, I will break it down from the inside... (2 of 20)
3. Day 2. I have taken down the flag of L'manberg and pitched a new flag to Schlatt himself. He seemed to like my ideas. Once the flag is complete I will present it to him, hopefully gaining his trust. HBomb, Eret, and Nihachu are agains't me. They can't know of my true plans. I will have to live with this. (3 of 20)
4. Day 3. I have been working on getting purple and white wool to finish the new flag, the flag was nearly complete, but havoc struck. Niki and Tommy at seperate intervals attacked, and burned the flag down successfully, Schlatt was a witness of both events. and thus... (4 of 20)
5. I have been promoted not once, but twice. I may not remember my current position, but my status of getting closer to confidential information is near. Once I have acquired a seating in the whitehouse, my true plan can start... (5 of 20)
6. Day 4. I have finished the flag, rebuilt the country and taken down that which was agains't us. Progress is looking good on Schlatt's side. I have once again been promoted, to a new position. Bishop. Not too many spots away from being the Queen herself. However I am questioning my own (6 of 20)
7. stand in this war. Am I on the right side. Schlatt has become aware of my diary. I must hide it in a place nobody can access. (7 of 20)
8. Luckily, due to schlatt's idiocy, he is unaware of how an enderchest works. What an idiot. I barely got away, and sccessfully stored the diary in an enderchest. (8 of 20)
9. Day 5. I have decided to supply myself with a FAKE DIARY, in worst case secenario. (9 of 20)
10. Day ???. It's been long since I had the courage, the interest, and the intuition to write in this diary. I truly thought for a second, that schlatt had good intentions in this land. The festival was settled. it was planned weeks ahead, and it started out great. (10 of 20)
11. Disaster struck. tubbo turned out to be an insider, a spy, working and feeding information to POGTOPIA. Me being on schlatt's side, was shocked, unaware, and enraged. This man, was man I bet lettuce upon durring the boxing match. (11 of 20)
12. TUBBO OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, THE SPY, THE TRAITOR. Schlatt brutally excecuted him infront of dozens of inhabitants, due to the work of Technoblade himself. (tubbox lol) (12 of 20)
13. It wasnt up until the fact that Schlatt started excecuting multiple living creaturs, of which 2 cats. I love cats man. What the fuck, dude. dont. Schlatt gave me insight on the future plans of Manberg (l'manberg?) (13 of 20)
14. A lot has happened, but long story short; Schlatt must go down. (20 of 20)
15. THE FOLLOWING IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION (15 of 20)
16. If you are caught in possession of this diary, an immediate execution may result by authority. (16 of 20)
17. Schlatt has a severe addiction to alcohol and cigarettes to suppress his aching body. He is unwilling to get it checked due to his pride. If the symptoms progress, he might siuffer fatal concequences. (17 of 20)
18. Schlatt is incapable of swimming. After further inspectuon it seems to be a form of muscle atrophy. He uses protein supplements to regain a viable level of strength. He seems to get weaker by the day. (18 of 20)
19. Schlatt is surprisingly unawawre of the concerns and state of manberg. He is unaware, of how in reality, he stands alone. (19 of 20)
20. Schlatt has no power, his entire stand is a facade. In face, he is at his weakest point as we speak. (20 of 20)

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