Dream SMP non-lore books

Throughout the history of the Dream SMP, many books have been written that, while belonging to exchanges between the SMP characters, did not affect the lore or story.

How to sex

	How to sex
Description	1/1	How to Sex is the first part of a now four-part series of books written by TommyInnit. It has never been read on stream, but according to both Wilbur and Tommy, it contains strongly factually inaccurate details about sex. It has been agreed upon that it should never be read on stream, but it still resides in Tommy's enderchest. He later read it with Tubbo on the SMP's finale, finally showing the book's transcript.
Transcript	You should not have opened this book. Sex is now out there

How to Sex 2

	How to Sex 2
Description	1/6	How to Sex 2 was a book written by TommyInnit during the early days of the SMP. It was accidentally burnt when Ghostbur fell in lava while having the book in his inventory. How to Sex 1 is in Tommy's Enderchest, and How to Sex 3 was an incomplete book last seen in Logstedshire after attempting to be read by Drista. Another version of How to Sex 3 was started on May 7, 2021.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 12 Page 18? Page 19 How to Sex Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina. Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnits novel. how to Sex 1 is so very unavailable. Chapter 1: How to Sex You like Sex? Yeah. Me neither. But lets read this book so we can stop the sinners. DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS! Chapter 1: The tutorial So. you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so Chapter 1: The tutorial At first you need a friend. If you have one: Well done. The friend will, when all shriveled, SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make you move Chapter 2: Speaking to Girls and Women girls and women are beautifl If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they have sex with you Chapter 3: Having Sex DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF. sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes. Chapter 3: Having Sex make notes on the following: what smells you see how hungry you are how angry you are what you do when you're angry DO NOT HIT GIRLS! Chapter 3: Having Sex girls are not ugly. girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall. Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed Chapter 9 Chapter 9 is all about Boobs BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS Men love the boob. Women when they charge they phone they boob get bigger Sex with BadBoyHalo; DO NOT DO IT Chapter 128: Permission CONSENT Chapter 129 What is a dildo? Someone tell me, I don't know Is it a sword? I know what a sword is Gogy likes dildos Why?

Trade (9/8/20)

	Trade (9/8/20)
Description	1/2	Trade (9/8/20) was a book written on August 9, 2020, by PPA (Ponk, Purpled, and Alyssa) as a trade agreement between PPA and L'Manberg when Wilbur and Tommy were trying to get tourists (specifically drug dealers) to come to L'Manberg. The book was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Trade Agreement PPA with L'Manberg Swords & Arrows On demand 24/3 service Mercenary Service Hit men for hire Ponk Purpled Alyssa L'Manberg agrees to supply PPA with *goods in exchange for the following Arrows Swords Hitmen Drugs Lemons Please Sign Here --------------- President Wilbur Soot

Welcome Fundy

	Welcome Fundy
Description	1/3	Welcome Fundy is a book written around August 13, 2020, by Jack Manifold to welcome Fundy into his new home.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Hi Fundy, So you had that Job for me with the towers? Well I realised that you only wanted them gone because you wer JEALOUS (don't worry, it happens to the best of us). I have made you your own tower fit for a man/fox/thing such as yourself. Mimicking the underground (which is where foxes live I think). Also there is a personal furry convention with a wolf guy to keep you company Take care and enjoy your new home ~ Jack L'Manifold

Explaination

	Explaination
Description	1/2	Explaination was written by Jack Manifold at some point around August 20, 2020. It was found in a chest in Tommy's house.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Under great amounts of pressure coal can form into diamonds. Both substances being made of carbon. The pressure is all that is needed to change the molecular structure and create a diamond Bury these in the ground and wait a few million years and you will have your diamonds. You're welcome - Jack

Karl is Epic :)

	Karl is Epic :)
Description	1/1	Karl is Epic :) was written by Karl Jacobs on September 2, 2020, as an agreement between him and Fundy. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	Fundy? More like Fun-Guy :) Subscribing with Twitch Prime gets you the same benefits as subscribing with a Tier 1. Make sure you check to see if you have prime subs available, you are given 1 free sub a month!

Blev

	Blev
Description	1/2	Blev is a document that was written on September 25, 2020, as a visa to authorise Tommy, Wilbur and Technoblade's temporary entry into Manberg. It was written during Ninja's visit to the SMP, and is signed by Ninja. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 This document declares that Tommy, Wilbur and Technoblade have one free pass to Manberg [FOR THREE HOUR] [BUT ONE WEEK OF SOCIAL SERVICE FOR WILBUR AND TOMMY] [AND JAIL TIME] GOD NINJA IS SO FUCKING SEXY WHEN HE CROUCHES FAST (5MINj Signed: - Tommy

Best day ever

	Best day ever
Description	1/1	Best Day Ever is a book written on September 25, 2020, by GeorgeNotFound and signed by Ninja. It allowed Tommy and Wilbur to be granted a secondary visa into Manberg. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	i am married :) signed: Gogy

Only 4 Poki

	Only 4 Poki
Description	1/1	Only 4 Poki is a book written on September 26, 2020, by Karl Jacobs. He left it in a chest in the treehouse on Party Island with some glowstone dust arranged into a smile. It was intended to be read by Pokimane when she joined the SMP but was stolen by Tommy before she could read it. Karl later confronted Tommy about it but the latter refused to return the book. Ponk would later find the book in Pogtopia and store it in his Ender Chest.
Transcript	Hi Pokimane Welcome to the server. We hope that party island makes you feel at home when playing in the Dream SMP server. -Karl Jacobs <3

Ponk-Ract

	Ponk-Ract
Description	1/2	Ponk-Ract, a portmaneau of "Ponk" and "contract", is a book written by TommyInnit on November 3, 2020, authorizing Ponk to sell essential oils to the members of Pogtopia as long as he had permission from an online member of the faction. The "Dream x George book" the contract refers to is the book "Happy Birthday" by Dream, written to wish George a happy birthday.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 TommyInnit declares that Ponk may enter (with permission from online members, NOT offline) Pogtopia and sell Essential Oils. Ponk agreed to give TommyInnit the Dream x George book. Signed, Tommy. Expires in 20 IRL Days.

 :)

	:)
Description	1/6	:) is a book that was given to Fundy by Ponk on November 7, 2020, in an attempt to have him authorise Ponk's sale of essential oils. Fundy added pages 5 and 6, signed the contract on page 4, and signed the book. [Note: The part in Korean on page 4 may be incorrectly transcribed. According to Google Translate, it says "Unlimited Korean Chicken".]
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 =================== DR ******* =================== =================== Essential Oils Business =================== EOB =================== This here contract authorises the selling of "Essential Oils" in the lands of Pogtopia and manberg The persons (you) signing of said contract agree to allways carry one bottle of essential oils on their persons at all time if found with out they are subject to fines All revenue gained from "oils" goes to "TOP DOG" and then you are paid your share. signing this contract also allows us to call upon said person to assist in medical and non medical tasks such as murder,treason and money laundering for the finacial gain of "TOP DOG" signing this contract gives you essential oil starter set "TOP DOG" protection Passive income 무제한 한국 치킨과 SIGN HERE: ItsFundy This contract also hereby permits the signer / carrier to enchance the terms of conditions as seemed fit by the party. They are permitted to alter, remove and add terms on the fly.

Eret and Fundy's scam contracts

	Eret and Fundy's scam contracts
Description	1/7	A series of books written by Fundy and Eret on November 7, 2020, in attempts to scam each other into signing contracts after Fundy had scammed Eret with a verbal contract. "Eret" was written by Fundy, and Fundy also made a copy of it. The other three books were written by Eret. All of them except "Final Contract" were burned, and "Final Contract" was later kept in Ghostbur's library and destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	Eret new contract Contract 2 Final Contract Page 1 =================== CONTRACT OF STUPIDITY =================== Page 2 I hereby give ownership of all my possessions, property, and resoures to the other party. its as simple as that. there's litterally no reason for you to sign this. it would be ridiculous if you did. Page 3 The signing goes as follows. Once the party is aware of the verbal conditions of signature, a "what" would seal the deal in the following sentence. If a "what" does not follow, you are free :) Page 4 Upon killing Fundy, you DOUBLE SIGN the contract, and REALLY REALLY make it count, like, ACTUALLY. KILLING FUNDY, WOULD SETTLE THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE. I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO DO THAT. If fundy says what, the previous contract is void If Fundy says the word "The", all his stuff is mine :) All contracts between Fundy and Eret are now void in perpetuity. Signed: ERET: Eret FUNDY: Fundy

Big Q's Funny Hoots

	Big Q's Funny Hoots
Description	1/7	Big Q’s Funny Hoots is a joke book written for Ghostbur by Quackity on November 19, 2020. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 The Very Funny Story - Big Quackitrus the 4th Twice Removed Cousin of Julius LongBalls Chapter 1 Sweaty Balls - Wilbur Dimitrius Johnson Soot was walking down the street to find himself walking inside a bar. The bartender told Wilbur, son, you cannot drink here, you're a poor pathetic piece of garbage shit, you will amount to nothing your hairline is gone and- Ah, but wilbur stopped him right there, he said the following: Sir I cannot pay for I am not homeless, but I simply do not have the cash to suffice. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing How is life like toilet paper? Youre either on a roll or taking shit from someone What did one boobie say to another boobie? If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and make everyone go cvray? $100fwq aqbill How did you quit smoking?> I deiceidemit to only asmoawke after SEx Wh

10 Great Things

	10 Great Things
Description	1/3	Written by Jack Manifold for Ghostbur on November 22, 2020 as a list of everything he needed to know about Jack Manifold. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Book of Jack Manifold: 1. Great guy brilliant guy wonderful guy 2. Women, love em. They love me what can I say? 3. Bald. Not much hair. That's okay 4. Main Character of the SMP and possibly just life. Quite extraordinary really 5. President of great nation of Manifoldland. Possibly best nation in all of SMP 6. James Charles Fan 69 7. Big man. 8. Bri ish. POGCHAMP! 9. Wilbur Soot said he should make "Tiktok Thirst Traps" bit odd, I reckon. 10. Was a former member of L'manberg before declaring independance

Clue #1

	Clue #1
Description	1/1	Written by Awesamdude. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript	No transcript available.

SJKEOPY

	SJKEOPY
Description	1/1	Written by Skeppy at an unknown time. It was found by Eret in a chest on Skeppy's skywars islands on December 1, 2020.
Transcript	ANYONE WHO READ THIS BVOOK IS OBLIGED TO WILLINGLY SAY A CURSE WORD NOW

I Owe You

	I Owe You
Description	1/1	A contract between CaptainPuffy and Awesamdude written on December 12, 2020.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 This book signifies that in exchange for 1 Trident, CaptainPuffy will give Sam one open ended I owe you redeamable by Sam at any time for anything he may need. Once the trident is in Puffy's possession it is her responsibility and Sam will not be responsible for loss. Signed: Sam (awesamdude) Cara (captainpuffy)

(Untitled) Puffy's failed trident sale

	(Untitled) Puffy's failed trident sale
Description	1/1	A book written by CaptainPuffy on December 12, 2020, in an attempt to sell the trident she had just gotten from Awesamdude to BadBoyHalo.
Transcript	Page 1 Trident for sale! One Skeppy Certified Trident for $500 Free repairs for the rest of forever :) -Puffy Signed: Puffy x- puffy Bad x-

(Untitled) How to sex 3

	How to sex 3
Description	1/2	The sequel to How to Sex 2 written by Tommy during his exile. Its current whereabouts and whether it was ever finished are unknown. (The currently transcribed version of the book was shown to Quackity on December 14, 2020.)
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 TommyInnits book how 2 sex 3 THE MONOPOLY! Virgin Beware!!!!!! Sex is like God sex is like God but God is

House

	House
Description	1/1	House is a book written by Dream on December 20, 2020. It was found in a chest inside the "house" he had built that day after Technoblade bullied him for being homeless.
Transcript	dear diary, today I worked on my house. tomorrow I want to build a basement! it's going to be the biggest base ever.

(Untitled) W'manberg potential members list

	W'manberg potential members list
Description	1/1	A book written by Puffy on January 2, 2021. (The date in the book is listed as January 3 as it was past midnight when it was written.)
Transcript	Page 1 W'manberg =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Created 1/3/2021 Potential Members: Nihachu Rat Floof Siblings The homie Patches Me

(Untitled) Dream's prison books

	Dream's prison books
Description	1/5	Five books that Tommy wrote in while visiting Dream in prison (Pandora's Vault) on January 21, 2021.He gave these to Dream as "homework assignments" to write while imprisoned. Dream later burnt them.
Transcript	Book #1 Book #2 Book #3 Book #4 Book #5 A Guide on How To Get Girls - A Dream Tale Why - Dream TommyInnit: The incredible man. Why he is so great - Dream Novel why badboyhalo sucks - Dream My name is Dream and I think my viewers (especially the younger ones) should drop out of school & try drugs. Here is why: (a dream novel).

From Puffy

	From Puffy
Description	1/3	A book written by CaptainPuffy to Ranboo on February 13, 2021, to explain the sheep she was gifting him as a condolence for his dead bird and cat.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Dear Ranboo, I've been meaning to give you a gift for a while now but only recently found out where you lived. Sadly I heard what happened to some of your pets so although this is not a replacement for the joy and happiness they brought you ,hopefully you will still enjoy this new addition Ramboo! I initially brought two..the other was named Lamboo but they didn't make it through the journey :( Nonetheless hope you have a great day! -Puffy

BE MY VALENTINE

	BE MY VALENTINE
Description	1/9	This book was written by Ponk on February 12, 2021, as part of his plan to ask Awesamdude to be his valentine with the "woo station". The numbers on the second page read "Your smile is crazy cute so is your personality" in hexadecimal code. Page 8 references Helga, Quackity's character from the The Village That Went Mad episode of Tales from the SMP, who has been implied to be one of the reasons that Jack, one of Ponk's canonical ancestors, became a murderer. The phone number on page 9 is not real.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Sammy Wammy 123 GOOD DAY SAMMY You amazing personality drives me to get up in the morning ahahah, you smile is as fake a dinosuars we all know that big pharma created perfect beings to sell to children for profits and green margins The world is flat but you know what isnt your vubltiuys restone skills, I wish I could learn to code so I could speak to you in 59 6f 75 72 20 73 6d 69 6c 65 20 69 73 20 63 72 61 7a 79 20 63 75 74 65 20 73 6f 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 70 65 72 73 6f 6e 61 6c 69 74 79 So sam, are you a creeper because you made my heart explode <3. also did it hurt when you fell from the vending mechiane becuase damnn you a snack ahahah When I see you I dont say Creeper awww man I say Creeper awwww yes. you brighten my day with all your shananigains. I am once again sorry for stealing your dog and tridents at the time I was very mad and it was a sudden burst of emotions that led me to doing such terrible things but I am not sorry for stealing your heart of the sea. I reminise of the days you used to carry me in league of legends but you must agree I am the best Temmo player EU. DO you like lemons because I do, if so thats one extra thing we have in common yay! I wish you best of days and hope you drink some really crispy water! beside of being super cool and amazing what do you do for a living. If I was T pain I would by you a drankk If I was still a roadman I wouldnt cheif you up fam because I am not the best cheif and wouldnt be able to handle that good of quality ingreediants are you a camera becuase everytime I see you I smile. you are one of the best peoples I have met on this plaent earth and I am glad to be living in this era of time you must have good joints becuase damnn you smokin You are my chat to my kneecaps if you. Are you the great great great great grand son of Helga cause you looking crazy damn fine If you ever wanna play me at cup pong here is my number! +44 753958133 DO NOT SHOW THIS ON STREAM DO NOT SHOW ON STREAM DO NOT SHOW ON STREAM

1st CLASS

	1st CLASS
Description	1/1	A book written by Ponk to Awesamdude on February 14, 2021. It was to give him an invite to the "woo station" (as stated in the book, non capitalized due to that).
Transcript	Page 1 All aboard the woo station YOU GOT A FIRST CLASS PASS TO THE WOO For SAMMY WAMMY 123 luv From - Ponk

(Untitled) Bad & Skeppy Log

	Bad & Skeppy Log
Description	1/2	A book written by Antfrost on February 18, 2021, during a conversation with BadBoyHalo and CaptainPuffy.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Bad & Skeppy Log Skeppy feels abandoned by Bad due to lack of ear rubbing Bad feels that Skeppy isn't present in the relationship due to lack of being present Bad seems hesitant to receive affection from Skeppy Skeppy works as a maid for Bad and gets paid in ??? Bad is Skeppy's "little hoe" This means it's safe to assume Bad is "Big Daddy" to Skeppy Bad says Skeppy is too clingy

Therapuffy requests

	Therapuffy requests
Description	1/3	These were several joke requests for therapy found inside Puffy's Therapuffy office. They were all written at some point before February 24, 2021, by Tubbo and Ranboo. One of the unsigned books was erased by Ranboo and reused for Tommy's Church Prime rules on May 15, 2021.
Transcript	Book 1 Book 2 TUBBO IS ME COL bazinga teach me about economics in todays modern society and how it affects the upper AND lower classes. But not the middle class i could care less about whats going on with them I WANT TOP KNOW ABOUT THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IN BERLIN

(Untitled) List of SMP members

	List of SMP members
Description	1/3	On March 12(/13 - past midnight), 2021, Eret wrote a book listing all the Dream SMP members while building their museum.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Dream SMP Members Allyssa Antfrost Awesamdude Badboyhalo Callahan Connor CORPSE CptPuffy Dream (drista?) Eret Fundy Foolish Hannahxxrose HBomb94 JackManifold George Karl JSchlatt KSI LazarBeam Nihachu Ph1lza Punz Quackity Ranboo Sapnap Skeppy Techno Vikkstar Ponk Purpled Slimesicle Tommy Tubbo Wilbur Lanusky Ninja Pokimane

(Unknown title) Sam's to-do list

	Sam's to-do list
Description	1/3	On March 21, 2021, Jack Manifold found a book inside Awesamdude's base, detailing what seems to be a to-do list. It is unknown when the book was written.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 THE PLAN (is simple) Netherite Set - Low importance Bee farm Storage room -Secret storage entrance Bunker in the base Secret exit to the base for escapes KARLS ROOM TUBBOS ROOM PONKS ROOM TOMMYS ROOM? Guest room! my room - LOWEST IMPORTANCE PEARL/BRIDGE SYSTEM FROM NEW PORTAL -Dolphins -Water down in the tunnel

(Untitled) Red Banquet invite test

	Red Banquet invite test
Description	1/1	A book written by BadBoyHalo to test invites for the Red Banquet.
Transcript	Page 1 You are cordially invited to the Red Banquet

(Untitled) How to sex 3 #2

	How to sex 3 #2
Description	1/1	The second edition of How to sex 3 was started by Tommy on May 7, 2021. The book is currently in Tommy's Enderchest.
Transcript	Page 1 How to sex 3: Chapter 1: Understanding Men. Why are they?

Declaration.

	Declaration.
Description	1/1	Declaration. was written by Tommy offstream on May 15, 2021, and was later that day found by Puffy in the chest outside L'Sandberg that was currently being used as a mailbox.
Transcript	poo poo pee pee war is wee wee

HELP RANBOO

	HELP RANBOO
Description	1/2	HELP RANBOO was written by Foolish on May 22, 2021, and placed in a chest outside Ranboo's house.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Dear Ranboooooooooo It has come to my attention you that your endemen have been litterting all over my summer ohme and it wouijld like it ifg you would ask themn yo top stplease. Thay are cosntantly creating havic, as i try to ubild and yi tjink you could put in a good for word for me. Thank you very much and I hope you have a wondervul vbady! :D

LORE SUIT 07.06

	LORE SUIT 07.06
Description	1/6	LORE SUIT 07.06 was written by Ponk on June 7, 2021. The title is a pun on the word "lawsuit". The book was placed in their mail exchange chest near Foolish's summer home.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Wagwan my G Its your boi Ponk also known as ponk and this book here is for Puffy and BAD Only LORE SUIT Ponk is here by declaring a legal battle of wits and looks in a court of lore judged by our peers THE CHARGES - 2 x destruction of property - 1 x emotional damage - theft - tree law - animal murder - animal miss treatment - kidnapping - 10 x tresspassing - MURDER IN THE HOLY GROUNDS - georgenotfound - Damaging the holy ground - upseting catye - upseting oogway - upseting Foolish - kanye slander - Drinking milk with ice - Flushing the toilet while still sitting and knowing someone is still in the shower making the water really hot and then cold because you flushed the toilet - Not seeing how I see Coraline's mum - Keeping sea turtles in un sea turtle con- - conditions turining on the microwave and 2 am and not stopping the beeping before it hits 0 You have been serverd you have 3 days to come up with a counter suit or this will be delcared final and you will be forced to pay for leagl fees and damgages - Ponk and ponk scary lawyers # -ponk

U IS SERVED!

	U IS SERVED!
Description	1/11	U IS SERVED! was written by Puffy on June 8, 2021, in response to Ponk's book LORE SUIT 07.06. The book was placed in their mail exchange chest near Foolish's summer home.
Transcript	Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Page 11 Lore Suit Continued... Puffy is hereby declaring the continuation of this Lore Suit! A battle of wits , and lore but most importantly who dresses the most dapperly. Also I think it's important to note that PonkyPoo was the first to cause any damages to the others property. Charges: 2x Counts of Griefing. 1x Count of Turtle Ransom 2x Counts of making Puffy Salty 1x Count of Robbing BBH whilst AFK 69X Counts of Combat logging you weenie! 1X Count of Mugging Foolish on his first day 1x Count of trying to sell me suspicous oils on my first day and then threatening to kill me when asking if I was going to make a rival oil place. 1x Count of making an uneven , unsymettrical , not centered giant red brick of a fridge 1x Count of literally naming your cat Sacrifice and then bringing into a war to die.. and then somehow being surprised about it. 1x Count of quoting Roadtrip during your Red Banquet speech. 1000x counts of arson 1x Count of your one arm 1000x counts of giving cats bad names and then leading them to their death. Too many counts of making lemon trees that look nothing like lemon trees. 10x counts of putting photos of Kanye everywhere 10000x counts for everytime you mention the brand Supreme 100+ more counts of everytime you've killed , threatened or have stolen from someone on the server. 1x count for thinking that you somehow are going to win this loresuit considering you literally were the person who started this all EXTRA COUNT FOR ASSISTING IN THE MURDER OF MY SON YOU DIRTY EGGPIRE SUPPORTER. 1x count of blowing up foolish's statue 1x count of being the "Im not touching you" kid. 1x count of being an ipad kid 1x count of probably hissing at people in the hallway at school 1x count of potentially being a horse girl 1x count of stealing Sam's heart 1x count of buying of Supreme Fridge 7x counts of leaving plastic straws around turtles you SICKO 1x count of making a maze that made my eyes feel like they were flashbanged 11x count of not using a paper or metal straw. 1x oogway thinks you're a menace 1x count of being one letter away from being called "Punk" 1x count of leaving your stream for icecream You've also been served! See YOU in Court PONKY POO! - With Love, Puffy!

Las Nevadas burger place note

	Las Nevadas burger place note
Description	1/1	This book was placed on a lectern inside the burger place in Las Nevadas.
Transcript	YO SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR DOORS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THAT OUT I THINK YOU GOT THEM HALF OFF AND I DONT MEAN PRICE WISE

How to Sex 4

	How to Sex 4
Description	1/1	How to Sex 4 is the fourth part of Tommyinnit's How to Sex series. A screenshot of the book was shown on Eret's stream on July 19, 2022. The current status of the book is unknown.
Transcript	How to Sex 4: Just pop it in and pray dream hot