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Throughout the history of the Dream SMP, many books have been written that, while belonging to exchanges between the SMP characters, did not affect the lore or story.

Written Book.gif How to sex

How to sex
Description How to Sex is the first part of a now four-part series of books written by TommyInnit. It has never been read on stream, but according to both Wilbur and Tommy, it contains strongly factually inaccurate details about sex. It has been agreed upon that it should never be read on stream, but it still resides in Tommy's enderchest.
Transcript

No transcript available.

Written Book.gif How to Sex 2

How to Sex 2
Description How to Sex 2 was a book written by TommyInnit during the early days of the SMP. It was accidentally burnt when Ghostbur fell in lava while having the book in his inventory. How to Sex 1 is in Tommy's Enderchest, and How to Sex 3 was an incomplete book last seen in Logstedshire after attempting to be read by Drista. Another version of How to Sex 3 was started on May 7, 2021.
Transcript

How to Sex

Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina.

Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnits novel. how to Sex 1 is so very unavailable.

Chapter 1: How to Sex

You like Sex? Yeah. Me neither. But lets read this book so we can stop the sinners.

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS!

Chapter 1: The tutorial

So. you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so

Chapter 1: The tutorial

At first you need a friend. If you have one: Well done. The friend will, when all shriveled, SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make you move

Chapter 2: Speaking to Girls and Women

girls and women are beautifl

If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they have sex with you

Chapter 3: Having Sex

DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF. sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes.

Chapter 3: Having Sex


make notes on the following:
what smells you see
how hungry you are
how angry you are
what you do when you're angry

DO NOT HIT GIRLS!

Chapter 3: Having Sex

girls are not ugly. girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall. Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed

Chapter 9

Chapter 9 is all about Boobs BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS Men love the boob. Women when they charge they phone they boob get bigger

Sex with BadBoyHalo; DO NOT DO IT

Chapter 128: Permission

CONSENT

Chapter 129

What is a dildo? Someone tell me, I don't know Is it a sword? I know what a sword is Gogy likes dildos Why?

Written Book.gif Trade (9/8/20)

Trade (9/8/20)
Description Trade (9/8/20) was a book written on August 9, 2020, by PPA (Ponk, Purpled, and Alyssa) as a trade agreement between PPA and L'Manberg when Wilbur and Tommy were trying to get tourists (specifically drug dealers) to come to L'Manberg.[1] The book was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

Trade Agreement PPA with L'Manberg

Swords & Arrows
On demand
24/3 service

Mercenary Service

Hit men for hire


Ponk
Purpled

Alyssa

L'Manberg agrees to supply PPA with *goods in exchange for the following

Arrows
Swords
Hitmen
Drugs
Lemons

Please Sign Here
---------------

President Wilbur Soot

Written Book.gif Welcome Fundy

Welcome Fundy
Description Welcome Fundy is a book written around August 13, 2020, by Jack Manifold to welcome Fundy into his new home.[2]
Transcript

Hi Fundy,

So you had that Job for me with the towers? Well I realised that you only wanted them gone because you wer JEALOUS (don't worry, it happens to the best of us).

I have made you your own tower fit for a

man/fox/thing such as yourself. Mimicking the underground (which is where foxes live I think).

Also there is a personal furry convention with a wolf guy to keep you company

Take care and enjoy

your new home

~ Jack L'Manifold

Written Book.gif Explaination

Explaination
Description Explaination was written by Jack Manifold at some point around August 20, 2020. It was found in a chest in Tommy's house.
Transcript

Under great amounts of pressure coal can form into diamonds.

Both substances being made of carbon. The pressure is all that is needed to change the molecular structure and create a diamond

Bury these in the ground and wait a few million years and you will have your diamonds.

You're welcome

- Jack

Written Book.gif Karl is Epic :)

Karl is Epic :)
Description Karl is Epic :) was written by Karl Jacobs on September 2, 2020, as an agreement between him and Fundy.[3] It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

Fundy?
More like Fun-Guy :)

Subscribing with Twitch Prime gets you the same benefits as subscribing with a Tier 1. Make sure you check to see if you have prime subs available, you are given 1 free sub a month!

Written Book.gif Blev

Blev
Description Blev is a document that was written on September 25, 2020, as a visa to authorise Tommy, Wilbur and Technoblade's temporary entry into Manberg. It was written during Ninja's visit to the SMP, and is signed by Ninja.[4] It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

This document declares that Tommy, Wilbur and Technoblade have one free pass to Manberg [FOR THREE HOUR] [BUT ONE WEEK OF SOCIAL SERVICE FOR WILBUR AND TOMMY] [AND JAIL TIME] GOD NINJA IS SO FUCKING SEXY WHEN HE CROUCHES FAST (5MINj

Signed:

- Tommy

Written Book.gif Best day ever

Best day ever
Description Best Day Ever is a book written on September 25, 2020, by GeorgeNotFound and signed by Ninja.[5] It allowed Tommy and Wilbur to be granted a secondary visa into Manberg. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

i am married :)

signed: Gogy

Written Book.gif Only 4 Poki

Only 4 Poki
Description Only 4 Poki is a book written on September 26, 2020, by Karl Jacobs. He left it in a chest in the treehouse on Party Island with some glowstone dust arranged into a smile. It was intended to be read by Pokimane when she joined the SMP but was stolen by Tommy before she could read it. Karl later confronted Tommy about it but the latter refused to return the book. Ponk would later find the book in Pogtopia and store it in his Ender Chest.
Transcript

Hi Pokimane

Welcome to the server.

We hope that party island makes you feel at home when playing in the Dream SMP server.

-Karl Jacobs
<3

Written Book.gif Ponk-Ract

Ponk-Ract
Description Ponk-Ract, a portmaneau of "Ponk" and "contract", is a book written by TommyInnit on November 3, 2020, authorizing Ponk to sell essential oils to the members of Pogtopia as long as he had permission from an online member of the faction.[6] The "Dream x George book" the contract refers to is the book "Happy Birthday" by Dream, written to wish George a happy birthday.
Transcript

TommyInnit declares that Ponk may enter (with permission from online members, NOT offline) Pogtopia and sell Essential Oils.

Ponk agreed to give TommyInnit the Dream x George book.

Signed, Tommy.

Expires in 20 IRL Days.

Written Book.gif :)

:)
Description :) is a book that was given to Fundy by Ponk on November 7, 2020, in an attempt to have him authorise Ponk's sale of essential oils. Fundy added pages 5 and 6, signed the contract on page 4, and signed the book.[7]

[Note: The part in Korean on page 4 may be incorrectly transcribed. According to Google Translate, it says "Unlimited Korean Chicken".]

Transcript

===================

     DR *******

===================
===================
Essential Oils Business
===================

      EOB

===================
This here contract authorises the selling of "Essential Oils" in the lands of Pogtopia and manberg

The persons (you)

signing of said contract agree to allways carry one bottle of essential oils on their persons at all time if found with out they are subject to fines

All revenue gained from "oils" goes to "TOP DOG" and then you are paid your share.

signing this contract also allows us to call upon said person to assist in medical and non medical tasks such as murder,treason and money laundering for the finacial gain of "TOP DOG"

signing this contract gives you

  • essential oil starter set
  • "TOP DOG" protection
  • Passive income
  • 무제한 한국 치킨과


SIGN HERE: ItsFundy

This contract also hereby permits the signer / carrier to enchance the terms of conditions as seemed fit by the party. They are permitted to alter, remove and add terms on the fly.

Written Book.gif Written Book.gif Eret and Fundy's scam contracts

Eret and Fundy's scam contracts
Description A series of books written by Fundy and Eret on November 7, 2020, in attempts to scam each other into signing contracts after Fundy had scammed Eret with a verbal contract. "Eret" was written by Fundy, and Fundy also made a copy of it.[8] The other three books were written by Eret.[9][10] All of them except "Final Contract" were burned, and "Final Contract" was later kept in Ghostbur's library and destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

Page 1
===================

CONTRACT OF
STUPIDITY

===================

Page 2
I hereby give ownership of all my possessions, property, and resoures to the other party. its as simple as that. there's litterally no reason for you to sign this. it would be ridiculous if you did.

Page 3
The signing goes as follows. Once the party is aware of the verbal conditions of signature, a "what" would seal the deal in the following sentence. If a "what" does not follow, you are free :)

Page 4

Upon killing Fundy, you DOUBLE SIGN the contract, and REALLY REALLY make it count, like, ACTUALLY. KILLING FUNDY, WOULD SETTLE THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE. I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT TO DO THAT.

If fundy says what, the previous contract is void

If Fundy says the word "The", all his stuff is mine :)

All contracts between Fundy and Eret are now void in perpetuity.

Signed:

ERET: Eret

FUNDY: Fundy

Written Book.gif Big Q's Funny Hoots

Big Q's Funny Hoots
Description Big Q’s Funny Hoots is a joke book written for Ghostbur by Quackity on November 19, 2020.[11] It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

The Very Funny Story




- Big Quackitrus the 4th Twice Removed Cousin of Julius LongBalls

Chapter 1


Sweaty Balls

- Wilbur Dimitrius Johnson Soot was walking down the street to find himself walking inside a bar.

The bartender told Wilbur, son, you cannot drink here, you're a poor pathetic piece of garbage shit, you will amount to nothing your hairline is gone and-

Ah, but wilbur stopped him right there, he said the following:

Sir I cannot pay for I am not homeless, but I simply do not have the cash to suffice.

Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing

How is life like toilet paper? Youre either on a roll or taking shit from someone

What did one boobie say to another boobie? If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and make everyone go cvray? $100fwq aqbill

How did you quit smoking?> I deiceidemit to only asmoawke after SEx

Wh

Written Book.gif 10 Great Things

10 Great Things
Description Written by Jack Manifold for Ghostbur on November 22, 2020 as a list of everything he needed to know about Jack Manifold.[12] It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

Book of Jack Manifold:

1. Great guy brilliant guy wonderful guy


2. Women, love em. They love me what can I say?

3. Bald. Not much hair. That's okay

4. Main Character of the SMP and possibly just life. Quite extraordinary really

5. President of great nation of Manifoldland. Possibly best nation in all of SMP

6. James Charles Fan 69

7. Big man.

8. Bri ish. POGCHAMP!

9. Wilbur Soot said he should make "Tiktok Thirst Traps" bit odd, I reckon.

10. Was a former member of L'manberg before declaring independance

Written Book.gif Clue #1

Clue #1
Description Written by Awesamdude. It was destroyed during the Doomsday War.
Transcript

No transcript available.

Written Book.gif SJKEOPY

SJKEOPY
Description Written by Skeppy at an unknown time. It was found by Eret in a chest on Skeppy's skywars islands on December 1, 2020.[13]
Transcript

ANYONE WHO READ THIS BVOOK IS OBLIGED TO WILLINGLY SAY A CURSE WORD

NOW

Written Book.gif I Owe You

I Owe You
Description A contract between CaptainPuffy and Awesamdude written on December 12, 2020.
Transcript

This book signifies that in exchange for 1 Trident, CaptainPuffy will give Sam one open ended I owe you redeamable by Sam at any time for anything he may need.

Once the trident is in Puffy's possession it is her responsibility and Sam will not be responsible for loss.

Signed:

Sam (awesamdude)

Cara (captainpuffy)

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) Puffy's failed trident sale

(Untitled) Puffy's failed trident sale
Description A book written by CaptainPuffy on December 12, 2020, in an attempt to sell the trident she had just gotten from Awesamdude to BadBoyHalo.
Transcript

   Trident for sale!


One Skeppy Certified Trident for $500

Free repairs for the rest of forever :)

-Puffy

Signed:
Puffy x- puffy

Bad x-

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) How to sex 3

How to sex 3
Description The sequel to How to Sex 2 written by Tommy during his exile. Its current whereabouts and whether it was ever finished are unknown. (The currently transcribed version of the book was shown to Quackity on December 14, 2020.)[14]
Transcript

TommyInnits book
how 2 sex 3
THE MONOPOLY!


Virgin Beware!!!!!!

Sex is like God sex is like God but God is

Written Book.gif House

House
Description House is a book written by Dream on December 20, 2020. It was found in a chest inside the "house" he had built that day after Technoblade bullied him for being homeless.[15]
Transcript

dear diary, today I worked on my house. tomorrow I want to build a basement! it's going to be the biggest base ever.

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) W'manberg potential members list

W'manberg potential members list
Description A book written by Puffy on January 2, 2021. (The date in the book is listed as January 3 as it was past midnight when it was written.)
Transcript

    W'manberg

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

 Created 1/3/2021


Potential Members:
Nihachu
Rat
Floof
Siblings
The homie Patches

Me

Book and Quill.png Book and Quill.png (Untitled) Dream's prison books

Dream's prison books
Description Five books that Tommy wrote in while visiting Dream in prison (Pandora's Vault) on January 21, 2021.[16]He gave these to Dream as "homework assignments" to write while imprisoned. Dream later burnt them.
Transcript

A Guide on How To Get Girls - A Dream Tale

Why - Dream

TommyInnit: The incredible man. Why he is so great - Dream Novel

why badboyhalo sucks - Dream

My name is Dream and I think my viewers (especially the younger ones) should drop out of school & try drugs. Here is why: (a dream novel).

Written Book.gif From Puffy

From Puffy
Description A book written by CaptainPuffy to Ranboo on February 13, 2021, to explain the sheep she was gifting him as a condolence for his dead bird and cat.
Transcript

Dear Ranboo,

I've been meaning to give you a gift for a while now but only recently found out where you lived.

Sadly I heard what happened to some of your pets so although this is not a replacement for the joy and happiness

they brought you ,hopefully you will still enjoy this new addition Ramboo!

I initially brought two..the other was named Lamboo but they didn't make it through the journey :(

Nonetheless hope you have a great day!

-Puffy

Written Book.gif BE MY VALENTINE

BE MY VALENTINE
Description This book was written by Ponk on February 12, 2021, as part of his plan to ask Awesamdude to be his valentine with the "woo station".

The numbers on the second page read "Your smile is crazy cute so is your personality" in hexadecimal code.
Page 8 references Helga, Quackity's character from the The Village That Went Mad episode of Tales from the SMP, who has been implied to be one of the reasons that Jack, one of Ponk's canonical ancestors, became a murderer.
The phone number on page 9 is not real.

Transcript

Sammy Wammy 123
GOOD DAY SAMMY

You amazing personality drives me to get up in the morning ahahah, you smile is as fake a dinosuars we all know that big pharma created perfect beings to sell to children for profits and green margins

The world is flat but you know what isnt your vubltiuys restone skills, I wish I could learn to code so I could speak to you in

59 6f 75 72 20 73 6d 69 6c 65 20 69 73 20 63 72 61 7a 79 20 63 75 74 65 20 73 6f 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 70 65 72 73 6f 6e 61 6c 69 74 79

So sam, are you a creeper because you made my heart explode <3.

also did it hurt when you fell from the vending mechiane becuase damnn you a snack ahahah

When I see you I dont say Creeper awww man

I say Creeper awwww yes. you brighten my day with all your shananigains.

I am once again sorry for stealing your dog and tridents at the time I was very mad and it was a sudden burst of emotions that led me to doing such terrible things but I am not sorry for stealing your heart

of the sea.
I reminise of the days you used to carry me in league of legends but you must agree I am the best Temmo player EU.

DO you like lemons because I do, if so thats one extra thing we have in common yay! I wish you best of days and hope you

drink some really crispy water!

beside of being super cool and amazing what do you do for a living.


If I was T pain I would by you a drankk

If I was still a roadman I wouldnt cheif you up fam

because I am not the best cheif and wouldnt be able to handle that good of quality ingreediants


are you a camera becuase everytime I see you I smile. you are one of the best peoples I have met on this plaent earth and I am glad to be living

in this era of time

you must have good joints becuase damnn you smokin

You are my chat to my kneecaps if you.

Are you the great great great great grand son of Helga cause you looking crazy damn fine

If you ever wanna play me at cup pong here is my number!

+44 753958133

DO NOT SHOW THIS ON STREAM
DO NOT SHOW ON STREAM

DO NOT SHOW ON STREAM

Written Book.gif 1st CLASS

1st CLASS
Description A book written by Ponk to Awesamdude on February 14, 2021. It was to give him an invite to the "woo station" (as stated in the book, non capitalized due to that).
Transcript

All aboard the woo station

YOU GOT A FIRST CLASS PASS TO THE WOO

For SAMMY WAMMY 123

luv From - Ponk

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) Bad & Skeppy Log

Bad & Skeppy Log
Description A book written by Antfrost on February 18, 2021, during a conversation with BadBoyHalo and CaptainPuffy.
Transcript

Bad & Skeppy Log

Skeppy feels abandoned by Bad due to lack of ear rubbing

Bad feels that Skeppy isn't present in the relationship due to lack of being present

Bad seems hesitant to receive affection from Skeppy

Skeppy works as a maid for Bad and gets paid in ???

Bad is Skeppy's "little hoe" This means it's safe to assume Bad is "Big Daddy" to Skeppy

Bad says Skeppy is too clingy

Written Book.gif Book and Quill.png Therapuffy requests

Therapuffy requests
Description These were several joke requests for therapy found inside Puffy's Therapuffy office. They were all written at some point before February 24, 2021, by Tubbo and Ranboo. One of the unsigned books was erased by Ranboo and reused for Tommy's Church Prime rules on May 15, 2021.
Transcript

bazinga

teach me about economics in todays modern society and how it affects the upper AND lower classes. But not the middle class i could care less about whats going on with them

I WANT TOP KNOW ABOUT THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IN BERLIN

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) List of SMP members

List of SMP members
Description On March 12(/13 - past midnight), 2021, Eret wrote a book listing all the Dream SMP members while building their museum.[17]
Transcript

Dream SMP Members

Allyssa
Antfrost
Awesamdude
Badboyhalo
Callahan
Connor
CORPSE
CptPuffy
Dream
(drista?)
Eret

Fundy

Foolish
Hannahxxrose
HBomb94
JackManifold
George
Karl
JSchlatt
KSI
LazarBeam
Nihachu
Ph1lza
Punz
Quackity

Ranboo

Sapnap
Skeppy
Techno
Vikkstar
Ponk
Purpled
Slimesicle
Tommy
Tubbo
Wilbur
Lanusky
Ninja

Pokimane

Written Book.gif (Unknown title) Sam's to-do list

Sam's to-do list
Description On March 21, 2021, Jack Manifold found a book inside Awesamdude's base, detailing what seems to be a to-do list.[18] It is unknown when the book was written.
Transcript

THE PLAN (is simple)

Netherite Set - Low importance

Bee farm

Storage room

-Secret storage entrance

Bunker in the base

Secret exit to the base for escapes

KARLS ROOM

TUBBOS ROOM

PONKS ROOM

TOMMYS ROOM?

Guest room!

my room - LOWEST IMPORTANCE

PEARL/BRIDGE SYSTEM FROM NEW PORTAL

-Dolphins

-Water down in the tunnel

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) Red Banquet invite test

Red Banquet invite test
Description A book written by BadBoyHalo to test invites for the Red Banquet.
Transcript

You are cordially invited to the Red Banquet

Book and Quill.png (Untitled) How to sex 3 #2

How to sex 3 #2
Description The second edition of How to sex 3 was started by Tommy on May 7, 2021. The book is currently in Tommy's Enderchest.
Transcript

How to sex 3:
Chapter 1:
Understanding Men.

Why are they?

Written Book.gif Declaration.

Declaration.
Description Declaration. was written by Tommy offstream on May 15, 2021, and was later that day found by Puffy in the chest outside L'Sandberg that was currently being used as a mailbox.[19]
Transcript

poo poo pee pee war is wee wee

Written Book.gif HELP RANBOO

HELP RANBOO
Description HELP RANBOO was written by Foolish on May 22, 2021, and placed in a chest outside Ranboo's house.[20]
Transcript

Dear Ranboooooooooo

It has come to my attention you that your endemen have been litterting all over my summer ohme and it wouijld like it ifg you would ask themn yo top stplease. Thay are cosntantly creating havic, as i try to ubild and yi tjink you could put in

a good for word for me. Thank you very much and I hope you have a wondervul vbady! :D

Written Book.gif LORE SUIT 07.06

LORE SUIT 07.06
Description LORE SUIT 07.06 was written by Ponk on June 7, 2021. The title is a pun on the word "lawsuit". The book was placed in their mail exchange chest near Foolish's summer home.
Transcript

Wagwan my G Its your boi Ponk also known as ponk and this book here is for Puffy and BAD Only


LORE SUIT

Ponk is here by declaring a legal battle of wits and looks in a court of lore judged by our peers

THE CHARGES

- 2 x destruction of property

- 1 x emotional damage

- theft
- tree law
- animal murder
- animal miss treatment

- kidnapping

- 10 x tresspassing

- MURDER IN THE HOLY GROUNDS - georgenotfound

- Damaging the holy ground

- upseting catye
- upseting oogway
- upseting Foolish
- kanye slander

- Drinking milk with ice

- Flushing the toilet while still sitting and knowing someone is still in the shower making the water really hot and then cold because you flushed the toilet

- Not seeing how I see Coraline's mum

- Keeping sea turtles in un sea turtle con-

- conditions

turining on the microwave and 2 am and not stopping the beeping before it hits 0

You have been serverd

you have 3 days to come up with a counter suit or this will be delcared final

and you will be forced to pay for leagl fees and damgages


- Ponk
and ponk scary lawyers #


-ponk

Written Book.gif U IS SERVED!

U IS SERVED!
Description U IS SERVED! was written by Puffy on June 8, 2021, in response to Ponk's book LORE SUIT 07.06. The book was placed in their mail exchange chest near Foolish's summer home.
Transcript

Lore Suit Continued...

Puffy is hereby declaring the continuation of this Lore Suit! A battle of wits , and lore but most importantly who dresses the most dapperly.

Also I think it's important to note that PonkyPoo was the

first to cause any damages to the others property.

Charges:
2x Counts of Griefing.
1x Count of Turtle Ransom
2x Counts of making Puffy Salty
1x Count of Robbing BBH whilst AFK

69X Counts of Combat logging you weenie!

1X Count of Mugging Foolish on his first day

1x Count of trying to sell me suspicous oils on my first day and then threatening to kill me when asking if I was going to make a rival oil place.

1x Count of making an uneven , unsymettrical , not centered giant red brick of a fridge

1x Count of literally naming your cat Sacrifice and then bringing into a war to die.. and then somehow being surprised about it.
1x Count of quoting Roadtrip during your Red Banquet speech.
1000x counts of arson

1x Count of your one arm

1000x counts of giving cats bad names and then leading them to their death.

Too many counts of making lemon trees that look nothing like lemon trees.

10x counts of putting photos of Kanye everywhere

10000x counts for everytime you mention the brand Supreme

100+ more counts of everytime you've killed , threatened or have stolen from someone on the server.

1x count for thinking that you somehow are going to win this loresuit considering

you literally were the person who started this all

EXTRA COUNT FOR ASSISTING IN THE MURDER OF MY SON YOU DIRTY EGGPIRE SUPPORTER.

1x count of blowing up foolish's statue

1x count of being the

"Im not touching you" kid.

1x count of being an ipad kid

1x count of probably hissing at people in the hallway at school

1x count of potentially being a horse girl

1x count of stealing Sam's heart

1x count of buying of Supreme Fridge

7x counts of leaving plastic straws around turtles you SICKO

1x count of making a maze that made my eyes feel like they were flashbanged

11x count of not using a paper or metal straw.

1x oogway thinks you're a menace

1x count of being one letter away from being called "Punk"

1x count of leaving your stream for icecream

You've also been served!

See YOU in Court PONKY POO!

- With Love,

Puffy!

Las Nevadas burger place note

Las Nevadas burger place note
Description This book was placed on a lectern inside the burger place in Las Nevadas.
Transcript

YO SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR DOORS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THAT OUT I THINK YOU GOT THEM HALF OFF AND I DONT MEAN PRICE WISE

References

  1. Wilbur Soot (August 20, 2020). "I Challenged Dream to a Test of Intelligence" at 8:37 (YouTube video).
  2. TommyInnit [TommyVODS] (August 13, 2020). "TommyInnit Streams From TUBBO'S House..." at 17:06 (VOD).
  3. Fundy Stream Archive [Fundy] (October 25, 2020). "PREPARING FOR BATTLE - Dream SMP" at 1:34:37 (Fan VOD upload).
  4. TommyInnit [TommyVODS] (September 25, 2020). "TommyInnit Speaks To Ninja" at 1:39:34 (VOD).
  5. TommyInnit [TommyVODS] (September 25, 2020). "TommyInnit Speaks To Ninja" at 1:30:56 (VOD).
  6. TommyInnit [TommyVODS] (November 5, 2020). "Tommy Finds A NEW PET w/ Wilbur (dream smp)" at 50:22 (VOD).
  7. Fundy Stream Archive [Fundy] (November 29, 2020). "Dream SMP - PREPARING FOR WAR" at 1:36:29 (Fan VOD upload).
  8. Fundy Stream Archive [Fundy] (November 29, 2020). "Dream SMP - PREPARING FOR WAR" at 1:58:24 (Fan VOD upload).
  9. EretVODs [Eret] (November 7, 2020). "Working on My Path to Redemption (dream smp)" at 1:28:11 (Fan VOD upload).
  10. EretVODs [Eret] (November 7, 2020). "Working on My Path to Redemption (dream smp)" at 1:34:29 (Fan VOD upload).
  11. Quackity [QuackityVODS] (November 23, 2020). "Quackity Hosts JSchlatt's Funeral" at 1:37:01 (VOD).
  12. zenazenazenazena [JackManifoldTV] (November 22, 2020). "DREAM SMP" (Twitch clip).
  13. MCYT VODs [Eret] (February 11, 2021). "TECHNOLOGY!!! (dream smp) !newvid" at 1:51:20 (Fan VOD upload).
  14. Quackity [QuackityVODS] (December 17, 2020). "Quackity Visits TommyInnit in Exile" at 26:39 (VOD).
  15. Technoblade (December 20, 2020). "becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]" at 2:45:46 (VOD).
  16. TommyInnit [TommyVODS] (January 22, 2021). "TommyInnit - Dream SMP Prison Reveal" at 42:30 (VOD).
  17. Eret (March 12/13, 2021). "I got a sense of style??? (dream smp)" (Twitch clip).
  18. JackManifoldTV (March 21, 2021). "" (Twitch clip).
  19. CaptainPuffy (May 15, 2021). "Short Dream SMP Animatics React stream!" (Twitch clip).
  20. Foolish_Gamers (May 22, 2021). "Just another day :D - Dream SMP" (Twitch clip).
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