Eret

Editor's note:
This streamer uses any pronouns. However, for the sake of clarity, this page will defer to using they/them. Please do not change the pronouns.

This page is about the content creator. For their SMP character, see Eret/SMP.

Alastair, better known online as Eret, is a Twitch streamer who is a friend of the Dream Team. They are popular for their deep voice, chill vibes, and LGBTQ+ friendly streams. They teamed with Dream and GeorgeNotFound in the sixth Minecraft Championship and became a member of the Dream SMP on July 19, 2020.

Platforms[]

Discord server
Instagram:
- eretvr
- eret.alt
Merch: eret.shop
Reddit - u/The_Eret
Spotify - Eret
Threads - @eretvr
TikTok - the_eret
Tumblr - theeretblr
Twitch - Eret
Twitter:
YouTube:
- Eret
- EretLIVE
- EretVODs^[4]

SMP[]

Skins[]

Expand/collapse gallery

Default skin
King skin
Former default skin
L'Manberg uniform
Green festival
Red Banquet attire
Orange ocelots MCC
Pride month/MCC pride

Gallery[]

Dream Team collaborations[]

Eret videos featuring Dream Team
Video	Title	Release date	Dream Team members	Notes
	Minecraft Championships 6 w/ Dream, GeorgeNotFound & Mefs!	July 18, 2020	Dream, George	MC Championship
	Among Us with the Dream Team is CHAOS!!!	October 18, 2020	Dream, George, Sapnap, BadBoyHalo
	I lost EVERYTHING on the Dream SMP!!!	November 22, 2020	Dream, George, Sapnap
	Dream Made Me The KING of the Dream SMP Again!!!	December 4, 2020	Dream, George, Sapnap, BadBoyHalo
	QUACKITY Declared War on Me on the Dream SMP!!!	January 10, 2021	Dream, George, Sapnap

Dream Team videos featuring Eret
Video	Title	Release date	Dream Team channel	Notes
	Sapnap Competes in Minecraft Championship 8...	August 28, 2020	SapnapLIVE
	Sapnap Destroys Dream in Minecraft Championship...	September 15, 2020	SapnapLIVE

Quotes[]

"In case you haven't noticed, I am not a model. I am just some dude who plays block game and bought an expensive dress and happens to be bi." - Eret while wearing a strawberry dress.^[5]
"The message here, guys, is fuck gender roles, dude. Fuck gender roles. Anyone can wear a dress and whatever the fuck they want." - Eret after wearing a dress and heels on stream.^[6]
"'You like dick?' Yeah, I'm bi, that's how it works." - Eret responding to a question in chat.^[7]
"What gender is orange? Lesbian, that's orange. Yay, my baby's gonna be a lesbian! POG!" - Eret doing a gender reveal fire in Minecraft.^[8]
"Wow, this creeper really wants my ass." - Eret talking about a creeper following them while building the Pride Castle.^[9]

Trivia[]

Eret is openly bisexual and uses any pronouns.^[2]
In 2020, all the donations on their stream went to their friend's, Scot's, medical costs. They reached their goal on September 21, 2020, having successfully raised enough to pay for eight years of medical costs for Scot.^[10]
Their zodiac sign is Capricorn.
They have a dog named Zack.^[11]^[12]
Eret's cat is a stray that they befriended and then adopted.
Eret won MrBeast's $10,000 Taco Bell gift card challenge.
Eret has ADHD,^[13]^[14] dyslexia,^[14] dyspraxia,^[14]^[15] generalized anxiety disorder, and depression.
Eret is studying International Relations at the University of Southern California.^[1]
Eret lives with fellow streamer ElainaExe.
Eret has a younger brother.
- The username "Eret" came from Eret wanting to show their relation to their brother in their Runescape account name.^[16]
They are friends with musician mxmtoon.

References[]

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 ^1.3 ^1.4 ^1.5 About Eret - Twitch.
↑ ^2.0 ^2.1 ^2.2 Eret (@Eret) / Twitter.
↑ emeon [Eret] (December 5, 2020). "eret uses any pronouns" (Clip).
↑ Eret [@Eret_Alt] via Twitter (March 31, 2022): "I uploaded my first YouTube video in over a year to my EretLIVE channel! Go check it out! https://t.co/lGGJCDobXU I have also started a new channel called EretVODs where I will be uploading all my stream VODs! This will include streams going back to 2020! https://t.co/8i1nBNaZKl"
↑ dxmbj [Eret] (October 28, 2020). "STRAWBERRY DRESS!!! P.O. BOX OPENING!!! (dream smp later)" (Clip).
↑ -honey bee- I T A L I C (October 29, 2020). "ERET IN A DRESS WHAT WILL HE DO?" (Video).
↑ decipherthemind [Eret] (September 20, 2020). "yeah im bi that's how it works" (Clip).
↑ Punch_Bugg [Eret] (September 29, 2020). "lesbian pog" (Clip).
↑ QloukLIVE [Eret] (September 26, 2020). "'man this creeper really wants my ***'" (Clip).
↑ Eret | Alastair [@Eret] via Twitter (September 21, 2020): "WE HIT THE DONATION GOAL FOR @ScotGriswold!!! WE PAID FOR 8 YEARS OF MEDICAL COSTS IN LESS THAN A YEAR!!! $40,000!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!! #ScotPog" [Archived]
↑ @The_Eret via Twitter (November 3, 2019): "My family got a new dog, his name is Zack. I love him."
↑ @The_Eret via Twitter (August 5, 2020): "No stream today! I'm basically living on California time while living in the UK and woke up at 8pm, I need to fix that! Here's a pic of my dog Zack to make up for it!"
↑ @Eret_Alt via Twitter (September 25, 2020): "Recently I feel like my attention span has been worst than that of a caffeinated goldfish with ADHD.... and I already have ADHD!"
↑ ^14.0 ^14.1 ^14.2 EchoingGaming [Eret] (January 20, 2021). "Eret talking about his ADHD(ADD), Dyslexia, Dyspraxia" (Clip).
↑ @Eret_Alt via Twitter (September 24, 2020): "It sucks to know that I may never be able to be really good at a lot of games and things like Minecraft parkour because of how my brain is... (Image of page explaining dyspraxia)"
↑ Eret | Alastair [@Eret] via Twitter (August 7, 2020): "Anyone wondering where 'Eret' came from. It's from my Runescape account. My brother made an account called 'Irit Blaster', I wanted to show I was his brother so when I made my account I changed the vowels to be 'Eret Blaster' then I shortened it to just 'Eret' :)" [Archived]

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[twitchabout-1] 1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 ^1.3 ^1.4 ^1.5 About Eret - Twitch.

[twitter_bio-2] 2.0 ^2.1 ^2.2 Eret (@Eret) / Twitter.

[3] [Eret] (December 5, 2020). "eret uses any pronouns" (Clip).

[4] Eret [@Eret_Alt] via Twitter (March 31, 2022): "I uploaded my first YouTube video in over a year to my EretLIVE channel! Go check it out! https://t.co/lGGJCDobXU I have also started a new channel called EretVODs where I will be uploading all my stream VODs! This will include streams going back to 2020! https://t.co/8i1nBNaZKl"

[5] xmbj [Eret] (October 28, 2020). "STRAWBERRY DRESS!!! P.O. BOX OPENING!!! (dream smp later)" (Clip).

[6] -honey bee- I T A L I C (October 29, 2020). "ERET IN A DRESS WHAT WILL HE DO?" (Video).

[7] rthemind [Eret] (September 20, 2020). "yeah im bi that's how it works" (Clip).

[8] Punch_Bugg [Eret] (September 29, 2020). "lesbian pog" (Clip).

[9] QloukLIVE [Eret] (September 26, 2020). "'man this creeper really wants my ***'" (Clip).

[10] Eret | Alastair [@Eret] via Twitter (September 21, 2020): "WE HIT THE DONATION GOAL FOR @ScotGriswold!!! WE PAID FOR 8 YEARS OF MEDICAL COSTS IN LESS THAN A YEAR!!! $40,000!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!! #ScotPog" [Archived]

[11] @The_Eret via Twitter (November 3, 2019): "My family got a new dog, his name is Zack. I love him."

[12] @The_Eret via Twitter (August 5, 2020): "No stream today! I'm basically living on California time while living in the UK and woke up at 8pm, I need to fix that! Here's a pic of my dog Zack to make up for it!"

[13] @Eret_Alt via Twitter (September 25, 2020): "Recently I feel like my attention span has been worst than that of a caffeinated goldfish with ADHD.... and I already have ADHD!"

[:0-14] 14.0 ^14.1 ^14.2 EchoingGaming [Eret] (January 20, 2021). "Eret talking about his ADHD(ADD), Dyslexia, Dyspraxia" (Clip).

[15] @Eret_Alt via Twitter (September 24, 2020): "It sucks to know that I may never be able to be really good at a lot of games and things like Minecraft parkour because of how my brain is... (Image of page explaining dyspraxia)"

[16] Eret | Alastair [@Eret] via Twitter (August 7, 2020): "Anyone wondering where 'Eret' came from. It's from my Runescape account. My brother made an account called 'Irit Blaster', I wanted to show I was his brother so when I made my account I changed the vowels to be 'Eret Blaster' then I shortened it to just 'Eret' :)" [Archived]

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