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This event is considered non-canon, meaning that it is unrelated to the overall Dream SMP storyline.
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Shitass is a fictional character and popular meme created by SplinkySplonk in October 2020, portrayed as a professional in any Minecraft topic anyone challenges him with, ending up in Shitass most likely killing or trolling them. Shitass became a popular meme associated with the Dream SMP in 2020-2021.
Physiology[]
Shitass is a humanoid supernatural being with pinkish-tan skin with a Quackity-esque face, black, short hair with a bright blue T-shirt and red shorts, but sometimes is shown in fan-made videos about the meme with brighter skin, similar to Quackity's skin tone, and some videos jokingly claim that Shitass is Herobrine.
The only canonical outfit that he's been in outside of his regular outfit is "swimwear" which removes his shirt and keeps his red pants in "hey shitass wanna see me swim fast?"
A common joke on the SMP is comparing Quackity's skin to have that of Shitass, who has the exact same face as his skin does, despite Quackity claiming to have made it first and being "Shitass' older cousin". (citation needed)
Shitass can sometimes seen as other mobs in fanmade videos (villager, armor stand, cow, etc)
Quackity's skin
Personality[]
Shitass first appears as calm and serene, but later unleashes a short-tempered and chaotic mindset, accepting any challenge the player asks him (or tells him to watch the player perform an act) and kills the player, provoked or non-provoked, he will always kill the player without regret, acting very destructive.
Shitass has the inability to speak, but understands English, after visually getting offended and killing SplinkySplonk in canon videos, and killing other people in fanmade videos of Shitass.
History[]
hey shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?[]
Shitass first appeared on a TikTok video posted on June 26th, 2020 by SplinkySplonk, showing Shitass standing in the Overworld sky on a dirt platform with SplinkySplonk recording, asking Shitass if he wants to see him speedbridge. SplinkySplonk after calling him a "stupid bitch" proceeds to slowly place 2 blocks of wood labled "dream is gay" in yellow italic text in his hotbar while loudly punching his keyboard while screaming into the microphone whenever he places a block. SplinkySplonk asks Shitass to try it, whitnessing Shitass walking sideways for a short amount of time, leaving a floating dirt path where he stood. Shitass looks over to SplinkySplonk, who begun to insult him. Shitass offers a rebuttal by running towards and hitting the latter off the dirt platform.
hey shitass, wanna see me speedmine?[]
Shitass' second canonical appearance (posted on October 23rd 2020) featured him and SplinkySplonk standing in a Plains biome in midday, SplinkySplonk asks Shitass if he would like to watch him speedmine. SplinkySplonk tells him to "shut up bitch" before digging straight down 6 blocks before digging into a cave with Shitass standing infront of SplinkySplonk holding a Netherite pickaxe. SplinkySplonk asks Shitass why he's down here while rambling on (unintelligably because of how low quality his microphone is), during that a very loud metallic ping plays as the camera zooms onto his pickaxe, then Shitass proceeds to left click once and fills a giant hole in the mine, making Shitass and SplinkySplonk fall into lava while SplinkySplonk screams as loud as he can, making him instantly die with the death screen saying "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!" instead of "You died!".
hey shitass, wanna see me go to the nether?[]
(TBA)
when shitass becomes real...[]
(TBA)
hey shitass, wanna see some magic?[]
(TBA)
hey shitass, wanna go to space?[]
(TBA)
hey shitass, wanna see me swim fast?[]
(TBA)
hey shitass, wanna see me join manhunt?[]
(TBA)