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This page is about the characters in the Tales from the SMP episode, 'The Maze'.
Karl[]
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""DreamXD[]
Mike Hunt[]
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Mike Hunt has pale skin and dark brown hair and eyes. His mouth is covered with a dark red bandana. He wears a black vest with gray buttons over a dark gray shirt. He also wears dark brown trousers, black boots, and a gold chain on his waist.
Personality
Mike Hunt prefers to be referred to with his full name, creating awkwardness due to the lewd double ententre produced while pronouncing his name in full.
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""Toby[]
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Toby has dark brown hair, pale skin, and heterochromatic eyes—his left eye is a dark grayish blue, while his right eye is a light green-gold. He wears an ivory shirt with horizontal stripes, beige shorts held up by bistre suspenders, white socks, and dark brown shoes.
In an offhanded comment, Toby is revealed to struggle to tell the difference between the colors blue and purple, implying he is colorblind like his actor.
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""George Billiam[]
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George appears as an anthropomorphic pig wearing a dark green flannel shirt with golden shoulder pads, a black belt with a golden buckle, ripped brown trousers, and black shoes. He also wears a brown flat cap and a golden monocle over his left eye. He looks virtually identical to his brother, Hamilton.
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""Orion[]
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""Parker/Blondie[]
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Parker has blond hair, pale skin, and green eyes. He wears a light grayish-blue shirt with rolled-up sleeves, light grayish-brown trousers, brown shoes, and a brown holster on his belt. The contents of the holster have been a source of mystery to the other participants through the first half of their journey through the Labyrinth, until Parker reveals it at the end of the second puzzle—it contains Pills' "cock pills".
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""Hamilton Billiam[]
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Hamilton appears as an anthropomorphic pig wearing a dark green flannel shirt with golden shoulder pads, a black belt with a golden buckle, ripped brown trousers, and black shoes. He also wears a brown flat cap and a golden monocle over his left eye. He looks virtually identical to his brother, George.
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Hamilton acts as the voice of reason who's trying to actually find a way through the Labyrinth rather than pettily squabbling with each other. He is also highly capable, being the one to complete the required challenges or find the way through them half the time.
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""Pills[]
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Pills is an old man with gray hair, pale skin, and dark eyes. He wears a pair of gold goggles with gray-tinted lenses on his head. He also wears a carmine-red longcoat over a light gray shirt and dark brown trousers, and also wears black shoes.
Personality
Pills is a highly confused old man who is mostly preoccupied with finding his "cock pills" to cure his alleged impotence.
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"I HAVE A FLACCID PENIS, I NEED VIAGRA!"
"WHO HERE LIKES MEN?"The Overseer (Other Side)[]
The Overseer (Inbetween)[]
Frodo Haggins[]
Mr. Cicle[]
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Mr. Cicle has dark blond hair, pale skin, and black eyes. He wears a striped green and white suit with solid green sleeves and gold buttons, matching glasses, black and white shoes, and a black belt with a gold buckle.
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"This maze is full of puzzles and challenges the likes of which that none of us has ever seen and it's your job to get through them all and become champion, but of course if any of you are still in the labyrinth when the sun sets... Don't be in the labyrinth when the sun sets. Welp! Good luck out there, I'm really rootin' for ya."
"You better hurry up! You only have until sunset unless you want your cock to stay flaccid forever!"