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This page is about the characters in the Tales from the SMP episode, 'The Pit'.
Karl[]
Appearance
Karl mostly appears with his usual skin, though an addition of a pair of purple-tinted glasses sit on his brow.
Personality
Karl's personality stays relatively the same as his normal SMP personality, though he also cares about appeasing people he believes are kind-hearted and shows no favor to those who he believes have terrible traits.Porkius VII[]
Porkius VII is played by Technoblade.
Appearance
Porkius VII appears as an anthropomorphic pig in a red suit with wrist collars, dark grey pants, and brown shoes. Over his suit, he has a broken leather chestplate. He also utilizes a red prosthetic eye next to his normal black "pig" eye.
Personality
Porkius VII has a very loud personality, speaking with a loud and hearty voice. He enjoys combat, as shown by the games of the Pit. Although the games of the Pit are supposed to be games that are reminiscent of natural selection, he shows bias towards some gladiators and offers them positions even if they are defeated. He also speaks in a light Scottish accent.Jackie[]
Jackie is played by Tubbo.
Appearance
Jackie has blonde hair and bright blue eyes. He wears a red sweatshirt that is torn at the elbow of the right arm, dark grey sweatpants, and navy blue shoes. He also has two gauntlets on his arms, the left arm sporting a brown gauntlet and the right arm wearing an ivory one.
Personality
At first glance, Jackie seems to be a kind-hearted, enthusiastic, and naive kid, as seen by his reaction to alcohol, enthusiasm to all activities, and confronting defeated gladiators. In reality, whilst sporting all of these traits, he also has an eagerness to kill.Laggius Maximus[]
Laggius is played by Fundy.
Appearance
Laggius has reddish-blonde hair and red-tinted goggles with golden rims sitting upon his hair. He has pale skin and maroon eyes. He wears an orange harness/vest over a beige tunic, black gloves, brown trousers, a golden boot on his right foot, and a black shoe on his left.
Personality
Laggius, most of the time, is confused. Due to his lagging, he struggles to comprehend what is happening around him.Bartholomew[]
Bartholomew is played by Jack Manifold.
Appearance
Bartholomew is a human with medium-length black hair, tan skin, and violet eyes. He wears a grey and gold vest over a turquoise shirt with a thin gold belt, as well as grey pants with black shoes.
Personality
Bartholomew is an angry guy with a thirst for alcoholic drinks. He seems to not fear much, and constantly fights people whenever possible.Watson[]
Watson is played by Philza.
Appearance
Watson is a grey-eyed man appearing in a short-sleeved, green checkered vest over a white suit and a black tie. He also has black pants with a metallic ring around his right leg.
Personality
Watson is self-assured in his marksmanship skills, though his ego is somewhat self-inflated. This flaw leads to his demise in the Pit. Otherwise, he remains quiet and continues to hone his bow skills.Levi[]
Levi is played by Punz.
Appearance
Levi has sunflower blonde hair, notable black eyebrows, and blue eyes. He wears a black hat, a copper and blue monocle, a black long-sleeved jacket over a purple-and-white checkered vest, grey pants with purple accents, and black shoes.
Personality
Levi seems to be a bit shy and easily hurt, but he sticks up for himself and defends certain things.John/Ugly/Handsome/Grievous[]
John is played by Sapnap.
Appearance
John has black hair with black eyebrows and purple eyes. He wears a red undershirt with black fingerless gloves. He has a dark grey vest with red goggles dangling under his head and grey pants with brown shoes.
Personality
John is often sad due to his being seemingly made fun of, and insists on being renamed by Emperor Porkius multiple times. However, he is a fierce fighter, coming second in the gladiator games despite the odds being stacked against him.Genevieve[]
Genevieve is played by Hannahxxrose.
Appearance
Genevieve has platinum blonde hair, black eyebrows, and dark blue eyes. She wears black and purple goggles; a red, grey, and dark pink one-piece gown; and has black shoes with grey knee pads.
Personality
Genevieve is rather confident, and values winning. She seems to like fighting, and probably thinks of it as a hobby.Ran[]
Ran is played by Ranboo.
Appearance
Ran appears in a white Victorian shirt with a maroon coat over it, grey and black pants, and black shoes. His shirt has gold accents. He has green eyes.
Personality
Ran is a stoic, cold, and calculating figure. He usually likes to sum up sentences in a few words or leave the sentence on a cliffhanger.Edward[]
Edward is played by BadBoyHalo.
Appearance
Edward has dark brown hair, and a blue eye with a monocle covering his right eye. He appears in a light green buttoned shirt with a red armband wrapped around his left arm. He wears beige pants, grey shoes, and beige gloves. It also appears that his left thigh has been replaced with a robotic/prosthetic thigh.