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This page is about the characters in the Tales from the SMP episode, 'The Wild West'.
Karl[]
Appearance
Karl appeared as his usual self, with the addition of a cowboy hat and his normal time-traveling outfit.
Personality
Karl was a force of good in The Wild West, wanting to befriend people and help them. He hated the bandits, and was able to stop them.
Quotes
"There's a new sheriff in town!"John John[]
John John is played by Ranboo.
Appearance
John had brown hair and blue eyes. He wore a white shirt with a brown vest, black pants and shoes and a white apron tied around his waist. He also had grey gloves and a black hat.
Personality
John John was very nice to people that were nice to him. He was very passionate about his saloon. Some fans consider John's personality to be similar to Karl's.
Quotes
"Oh my God, it's the devil." [about Karl using a trapdoor to crawl]
"STOP IT!"Jack Kanoff[]
Jack Kanoff is played by Quackity.
Appearance
Jack had a traditional sheriff look despite being a bandit, wearing a blue shirt, a brown vest with a sheriff badge, dark brown pants, a brown cowboy hat, and cowboy boots. He had handcuffs hanging from his belt on one side, and a gun holster on the other. His face resembles Quackity's, but his eyes were almost covered by his hair.
Personality
Jack had an avid hatred for democrats. He was not the brightest, but very obnoxious. He was generally disliked by almost everyone but his bandit friends.
Quotes
"We're the Democrat haters!"
"You're sounding like a democrat right now..."Mason[]
Mason is played by Sapnap.
Appearance
Mason had black hair and brown eyes. He was the only one of the bandits to have a bandit skin, with a grey shirt, black vest, dark blue pants, a green bandana covering part of his mouth, fingerless gloves and brown boots. He had gun holsters on both sides.
Personality
Mason hated people other than his fellow bandits, especially the democrats. He felt a strong companionship with Jack and Connor, so he was determined to avenge them after their death. While he was often rude, he had somewhat of a warm spot in his heart.
Quotes
"We'll be back with our guns!"
"LET'S GO BABY!"Flint Michigan aka Connor[]
Appearance
Flint appeared with the same skin as ConnorEatsPants. He was a human dressed up in a Sonic the Hedgehog onesie.
Personality
Connor was a bandit, and hated people that weren't with him, similar to the other bandits. Out of the three troublemakers, he was the least vocal and mostly stayed in the background, which resulted in his friends comparing him to a democrat. He preferred to be on his feet more than on a horse, so he was often left behind.
Quotes
"Uh, I'm just Connor."Percy[]
Percy is played by Tubbo.
Appearance
Percy had green eyes and dark grey hair, with a mustache. He wore a brown suit and hat, red tie, black shoes and white gloves.
Personality
Percy believed in money above everything else, and was very serious about his job as the banker. If someone owed him money, he would get it back by any means. However, he wasted a lot of gold while gambling. Percy was easily irritable. He was quite possibly involved in illegal activities, as he was in possession of human body parts (which he gave to Crops). He was also seen bribing the sheriff to "get rid of the evidence". Despite his pessimistic nature, he loved his pets.
Quotes
"For the right price, money can buy anything."Sheriff Sherman Thompson[]
Sherman Thompson is played by Technoblade.
Appearance
Sheriff Sherman was an anthropomorphic pig with tusks, a scar over his blind left eye, a bronze crown, and earrings. He wore a grey shirt with a red bandanna around his neck, white suspenders, light brown pants, and brown boots. He also had a knife strapped on one leg.
Personality
The sheriff was a no-nonsense person, often annoyed by the antics of the townspeople and the bandits. He didn't appear to enjoy his job, but was determined to finish it anyway. His morals were questionable, as he accepted bribes and allowed a dangerous criminal to roam free.
Quotes
"I am one week away from retirement."
"How about all of us hang out in the jail cell. [...] I think that's where we all belong right now."Crops[]
Crops is played by Corpse Husband.
Appearance
Crops had brown hair and brown eyes. He wore a light blue shirt, a brown vest, a blue bandana around his neck, brown pants and light brown boots.
Personality
Crops was quiet and not very talkative. When he did speak, it was usually in a cryptic or threatening manner. Occasionally, he also growled. This made most of the townspeople very uncomfortable around him. He also does not believe in the afterlife.
Quotes
"I am satiated...for now."Ron Ronson aka Michael[]
Michael is played by Fundy.
Appearance
Michael had green eyes, ginger hair, and a mustache. He wore a black hat, light blue shirt, white suspenders, black pants, and brown boots. Michael also had a dark brown mail bag hanging across his body.
Personality
Ron appeared to be a bit scatterbrained, and was extremely disorganized.
Wife
Michael had a chicken as his "wife". It is unclear how she died.
Quotes
"GREAT SHOT!"
"My name is Ron Ronson, son of Ron, obviously the son of my dad, Ron Ronson, who is, yet again, the son of Ron Ronson, but YOU can call me Michael."William Williamson[]
William Williamson is played by BadBoyHalo.
Appearance
William had brown hair and green eyes. He wore a red shirt with a brown jacket with a nametag on top, cow-pattern trousers, and brown boots.
Personality
William was usually nice to everyone except the bandit. He did not appreciate them taking the items from his store without paying, and was happy after the bandits were defeated.